>Alright, Anon, I know you're not gonna like this, but I know how you can come to Equestria. You need to prove to your entire family and friends you're a brony horse fucker.
Worth it?
>>25672346
Yo
You see that show with ponies on TV?
I watch it sometimes.
That good enough?
>>25672363
/thread
>>25672363
You gotta PROVE it. I'm talking real, hard proof. Search history, video footage. Make it retardedly clear.
>>25672447
My mother already knows I fuck horses and that I fap to real mare vag.
That good enough?
>>25672474
I meant that I fap to MLP porn, fuck.
>>25672346
Ok, easy.
>Force your cock into Twilights mouth.
>Grab a video camera and face fuck her.
>Record your dick going into the horses mouth and out.
>You still record it after you fill her mouth with your cum.
>Once she is on the ground, you insert your cock into her pussy
>She stares at you than she sees the camera.
>Holy shit, she's tightening up.
>Cum inside the tight little horse pussy.
>Put the video on VHS and show the family later.
>Go back to Twilight
So I proved it. Can I go in now?
>GET DUNKED ONby Twilight Sparkle
>>25672346
Well, I don't, because I don't clop.
>>25672346
>friends
Oh Twilight, you silly girl.
>>25672474
No shame in finding horsepussy hot. You're among friends, faggot.
>>25672447
Nope.
>>25672346
Do I have to just tell them, or can Ibring them?
>>25672346
Twilight, I thought I told you to stop calling this number
>>25672553
>prove I'm a weirdo
>alienate pretty much everyone I care about
>go to horseland
>never see anyone or anything I care about ever again
>no guarantee of acceptance, let alone horse pussy/johnson
>be stuck in magic land as a magicless creature with no training and no inventory of note, probably forever
OR
>reject offer
>the You Will Never is REAL
>stay in this bullshit, with all these shitters
>spend the rest of my waking days playing "what if" as I commit slow alcohol suicide
>miss out on what is potentially the best opportunity a human being could possibly have to be truly happy and safe
>F O R E V E R
>just to save face for a bunch of people I hate deep inside
>wonder if I was insane all along as I near the end
Decisions, decisions.
>>25672346
(Thinks about the offer for a second...)
Heh. Ha. HAH!
HAH! I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS! and my family already knows.
TAKE ME TO PONYVILLE, FAGGOT!