>Anon! That human over there has a darker skin color than the others. Is he EVIL?
>>25668916
>The war between ponevilles light skin niggas and dark skin niggas begins
>>25668916
>"H-he's telling me to oil up. I'm scared, Ano-"
>'JUST DO WHAT HE SAYS, TWILIGHT.'
>>25668916
There is no reason to pick on the tan people, Twilight.
They just get too much sun.>tell her that too much sun is a bad thing for humans>you'll never be allowed outside for more than a couple of hours at a time because of this>Anon died a male shut-in
>>25668916
No, he´s like a human zebra, they even speak in rhymes.
Send him to Zecora, they´ll get along
>>25668957
>Ainsley in Equestria
>Giving a show about human cooking
>The only thing he does is make ponies feel uncomfortable.
>>25668965
>they even speak in rhymes
>>25668965
>"Ayo! You tellin' me this real horse nigga be always rappin'? Shiieeet!"
>>25668916
"Oh, you mean Nigganon? He's pretty harmless for the most part. Just make sure that he has easy access to watermelons."
>>25669000
Very nice digits, my friend.
>>25668916
>Pull up mask just enough to show that I too am dark.
"No Twily, it doesn't. It just makes my life harder. So do you want to go get some hayburgers before I release my inner darkness on your asswith my dick?
>>25669000
>So began the greatest freestyle rap battle Ponyville had ever seen. To this day, some claim that no pony was left unturnt and no nigga, zebra, human, or otherwise, was left unscorched.
And, at the end of the day, everyone involved wrote a giant friendship report to Princess Celestia, detailing what they learned from each other's mad flow.
>>25668916
Yes twilight, you must kill him and all that look like him
>>25669094
>no pony was left unturnt and no nigga, zebra, human, or otherwise, was left unscorched.
Even Maud?
>>25669131
Her heavy verses were some of the hardest shit anyone had ever heard.
>>25669131
>>25669153
YO I'M MAUD, PUTTIN KRYPTONIANS ON THEY KNEES BEFORE ZOD
>>25668916
he dindu nuffin, Twilight, he a gud boi
>>25669187
PRAY FOR ME TO SAVE YO GAME CUZ I'M THE FUCKING BASED GOD
Ponies are shy
>>25668960
>Anon died a male shut-in
That was pretty much inevitable, tho.
>"Anon these ponies are looking at me strange. Should I blast these ponies to smithereens with some dark magic?"
>>25669238
>>25668916
Twilight that's our president!
And the bestanime
Yes
Remove them Twily