Guys... I have a problem... Pinkie isnt my waifu, I mean, I dont even own a single pinkie pie item, but I'm really starting to like her... Shes always so happy, and cute. I mean, sure she can be kinda annoying... but shes a good pony. I find that whenever I see that pink horse on my screen I smile... W-whats wrong with me.send help
I bet she gives good hugs too...
"Anon, I made you cookies for your birthday! Huur, trhai unn"
>>25665583
Just go watch a Pinkie episode to remind yourself of how annoying she is.
>>25665583
Give in anon, you know the pink ponk pank is best pony.
Btw who is your waifu?
>>25665615
That just reminds me of how bad shes written at times.
>>25665621
See, back in s1 I was a flutter fag. total cancer. But she wasnt my waifu. I was too casual for a waifu. Then I enlisted in the military and I realized Dash was the best. The secretly sensitive but competitive bro. Shes my waifu. Id have so much fun with that horse. I mean, I go skydiving, go fast on motorcycles, and never back down from competitions. But ponka is so cute. And shed want nothing more then to make you happy and would enjoy whatever you two do together. her cute makes me hurt inside... They are both good ponies...
>>25665615
Pinkie's personality varies widely from that of a flanderized, vapid, goofy 5 year old to a clever, well meaning but still silly well written character.
>>25665599
Out of all ponies, i'd choose her to give me a blowjob.Dunno why, but it seems to me that she's the best at cocksucking.
>>25665639
Idk man, dash was always my least favorite pone. But alas every anon is different.
Give it some time, your heart will figure it out. Some people take a while to discover their true waifu. When thoughts of her invade your every waking moment and the sight of her smile chills your spine, you'll know it.
Also Be wary of confusing love and infatuation. It'll be up to you to determine how you truly feel tho, just don't rush anything.
Waifus are not chosen, they are discovered.
Good luck anon.
I was stressing over and switching back and forth over two characters for months last year. Felt bad, then I just accepted that I love them both and have two waifu. Go with what feels right. So long as they make you happy and it feels right, there's no wrong way to waifu.
>>25665934
Although I disagree entirely I believe you should act on how you truly feel. Who might they be?
I guess we can never truly know who wed love more until we meet themin the afterlife
>>25665583
I don't know how long this has been my desktop background
>>25665639
Get something that reminds you of pinks, anything.
A wallpaper for computer or phone, a small plush, a key chain, small card in your wallet. She will make you smile.congrats on best pony
>>25665934
If you are faced with a situation where both are in danger but can only save one, who would you choose?
This is a homemade fridge magnet gf made for me. Always makes me smile
>>25666117
FUUUUUCK I WANT ONE
>>25665583
How long have you had your waifu? Because sometimes you realize that even though you were into someone, there was someone else there all along who is really the one you were looking for
>>25666117
I'll give you a handjob for it.
>>25666326
I want a gf too.
>>25666117
I'll give you Quints for that girl you have.
>>25665583
You are literally 5 years too late.
>>25666117
>gf
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>>25666905
>Wanting a 3d
You'd cheat on your waifu? Disgusting.
>>25665940
I always preached proper waifu ways, too, before coming to the conclusion I came to. Trying to ignore either of them was just too painful, and that can't be right. I still don't believe in changing waifu, as I was unable to do it, myself, but this was something I just couldn't ignore by trying to be faithful to one.
>>25667374
Being a writefag I think I'll write it out to help me understand what I feel. Anon with dash as a waifu, but pinkie always being a good friend. It's obvious she wishes she could have been with you, but she's happy for what you have and happy she gets to be your friend.
It should help get my thoughts in order
>>25667374
>>25667501
If anything, Friendship is Magic taught me one thing: friendship is the strongest bond in the world, not love, and definitely not marriage, which is forced upon people by the govenment to be able to monitor us easier, and rarely work out really well in the long run.
And the love you feel for your friends is the real deal, being together with a true friend is the best thing ever.
Trying to limit my love to just one individual is wrong, so I shall never have a waifu, instead I have my true little friends, that are my little ponies.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36960/tired
>>25668245
>so the government can monitor us
>>>/x/
>Friendship is true love
And marriage is supposed to be a product of friendship, not an excuse to do things.
I think of it this way. What's the difference between a friend and a girlfriend? People say you do romantic things with a girlfriend you don't do with a friend, like cuddle, or go out to a fancy dinner. So people date as an excuse to take things further. I say that is bullshit because if you wanted to cuddle you can do that without a title. Dating is more. It's a commitment. That brings me to
>limiting yourself to one individual is wrong
No, splitting your time, attention, and ultimately love, with different people instead of giving it all to one, is wrong.
There are 5 ways to express love.
>Gift giving,
The ability to get someone a gift without needing to think what to get them. It's easy to just see something and be like 'Anon would love this'. Special for a non occasion. Just random gifts.
>quality time
Giving her undivided attention. Time just for her.
>Acts of Service
Doing tasks for someone, like if pinkie made you an awesome breakfast just because she wanted to. Or coming home to a clean house after a day of work.
>Words of Affirmation
Praise for doing something. "Thanks for the awesome breakfast Ponks"
These things are typically hard to do for multiple people at once. Look at a family. Parents must give up some time, attention, gifts, that they would give to one another to give to their kids.
>>25665583
>implying you can only have one waifu
polygamy a best
>>25665583
Ponk is best pone
>>25665615
Faggot, Pinkie episodes are great. It's the side episodes where she is annoying
>>25668892
>monogamy
Disgusting.
>>25666326
>>25666601
>>25666905
It's just a colored page from the hasbro site glued to a magnet backing and cut to shape :p
It's still awesome af
>>25667127
>REEEEEEE
