Anon, I know you've been squirreling away spellbooks in your room here in the palace. Give them up, please. I won't ask twice.
I'm sorry. I know how much you've fallen in love with our spells and systems. But humans just don't... FIT with pony magic. I had to learn that the hard way.
>I'm not stopping until I have a 12 inch horsecock.
>>25662440
Oh ho ho. This isn't magic. It's somthing far more powerful
SCIENCE MY, DEAR. The very building blocks of reality!
>>25662440
No, you can't have my books.
Why can I sit in just my underwear, in my wizard hat, and read to my brains content?
>>25662440
>I had to learn that the hard way.
Did......Did you used to be human?
>>25663596
>the original alicorns were humans who meddled with undiscovered field of magic
>>25662440
So, what, it'll like, turn me into a monster or something?
That's fine. It's pretty much what I was aiming for with the whole studying thing anyway.
>>25663596
I used to be a king.
>>25662440
But I-I...Okay. Eight under the mattress, five in the drawers, two behind the curtains and one in each pillow.
>"And?"
>You sigh and produce the thin treatise you'd secreted in the small of your back.
>"And?"
And two scrolls in the candles, I swear those are the last ones!
>The alicorn stares hard into your eyes for a moment before her gaze softens.
>”Thank you Anonymous, I know it might hurt right now but this is for the better, trust me.”
Alright.
>Celestia leaves the room, the books levitating behind her while you stand with your head down and shoulders slumped.
>It’s not until you can no longer hear her hoofsteps on the stone floor that you allow a grin to spread across your face.
>You won.
>>25664011
>You think back to three days ago, when your smooth-talk and a little bit of bribery had finally gotten you into the magic wing of the library.
>You’d known then that Celestia wouldn’t approve, and that she’d catch wind of your studies eventually.
>But you also thought the spells there could help you to mitigate the effects of discovery.
>You were right.
>The first book you’d read was Merry’s “Methods of Mental Magic” which, among spells for hypnosis and similar things, contained a spell allowing you to commit images to memory with perfect recall.
>Every one of the books the princess had confiscated was stored in your mind as a series of “scans” waiting for later review.
>Now all you needed to do was study and train.
>The invisibility spell you’d copied would allow you to sneak back in once you’d mastered it.
>No one would discover your ambitions until it was much too late.
>>25662440
But i just learned how to cast horribly edgy spells!
>>25662440
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
>>25664030
Excellent.
Let none stifle your potential.
>>25664030
gimmie moar, Anon
>>25665117
I'll be glad to, tomorrow. But a question to keep the thread from just being bumpfest 2015, what kind of ambition is Anon after? Frankly, all I started out with was Anon having the books memorized, I don't know where to go from here.
>>25665182
To create artificial life, of course. If he can't reproduce, he needs some form of progeny, after all! I'm thinking like golem-AI-thingies, which of course Celestia is against because reasons. Pic maybe related.
Or, y'know, something else. I just really like stories about artificial life and person-hood, so that's the first thing that came to mind.
>>25665182
Honestly, "he's bored and doing it for the lulz" would be good motivation, simple enough to start with pranks and let reasons to escalate come from the aftermath of those
>>25665248
>anon is trying to make a homonculus
>>25665248
Maybe he just wants to know why magic and humans don't "fit"
>>25665267
That works too.
>>25665277
Maybe it's because they try dangerous shit like making homunculi?
>>25664030
More please, i need my pony fix
>>25663278
You should learn to read before you try to sound witty.
>>25663645
Why be a king, when you can be a god?
>>25665667
Fuck.
>>25662440
Are you saying that because Im a thirty years old virgin?
>>25665182
He makes Elves forWORLD CONQUEST
>>25665895
>>25665277
>>25665266
>>25665248
Thanks for the suggestions guys, since I'm a low quality writefag who hasn't done anything full length yet, please don't expect too much.
Content coming this evening, about the same length as last time.
>>25665895
Elves are only for fucking, Anon.Dark elves can also be waifus.
>>25665895
>>25666915
We /monster/ now, apparently.
