"Oh my Gosh, aren't you excited? We get FREE Chuck E. Cheese for life! Aren't you glad I entered that raffle now? Come on, just say it, I'm the best waifu."
>>25662412
Wait, does that include the games too?
>>25662422
Forget about the games; does this branch have a liqueur license?
>>25662412
>Be Anon, 5 years later.
>Let yourself into Chuck E Cheese
>The employees all groan and look at you with disgust as you order a large pizza for yourself
>Push little kids out of the way to your favorite arcade game
>Spend the next three hours playing while shoving greasy, terrible pizza down your throat.
>Some kid in the other room is having a birthday party
>Waddle your ass over there, wiping the grease off your face with your shirt.
>Cut a huge slice of his cake for yourself
>The little kid whines that its his birthday
>You scream at the top of your lungs that its YOU have free Chuck E Cheese for life and everything inside belongs to you!
>You hold up your red square autism card, so everyone knows you don't wish to speak to another person
>You eat the cake with your hands and return to your video game
>You smear frosting and cake all over the controls while you play
>The lights flick on and off
>It's closing time
>But the flashing lights trigger you
>You scream and wail that you won't leave till Pinkie Pie sings to you
>The employees draw straws and the unlucky one picks up a 4de plushie and sings a song while holding it up
>You dance and clap, pieces of cake and frosting flying everywhere
>Satisfied, you leave, but not before grabbing some half eaten slices of pizza from one of the kids tables.
>Best waifu ever
>>25662483
10/10 anon.
>>25662483
The red card got me hard.
>>25662483
holy shit, my fucking sides
>>25662483
>dat red card
>>25662412
Wait, is this free for life thing for real?
I have never been to a land of such privileges.
I wish to know more about this establishment that offers such wonderful promises.
