>"Anon...what do you mean you can't love anyone?"
Love is gey
>>25661889
No, I said no one can love me.
>>25661942
love isn't gay, love is....
what is love?
>>25661889
It's something I say to sound edgy and attract the qt mares
>>25662021
baby don't hurt ME!
>>25662002
This
I'm an abrasive asshole who pushes everyone away
>>25661889
because i can't even love myself
Yeah, love is a finite resource.
Used all that shit up getting here.As well as my self-loathing.
Pretty much down to a few bottles of hate, a mixed bag of less powerful emotions, and one can of >pic related.
Saving that one for a special occasion.
>>25661889
Cuz this is the new maymay
>>25661889
“Look, I don't know what to think right now, just...”
>You let out an exasperated sigh.
“It's cause I don't know how.”
>She sits in silence, her eyes urging you to further explain.
“Like, I know there's something missing, and I know that love's a thing that exists...but I can't comprehend or experience it.”
>“Everyone loves and can be loved, Anon. I'd know.”
>Trying to find more words seems difficult, but you try nonetheless.
“But I can't! I mean, I'll find myself feeling affection, maybe I want to kiss them,nuzzle them, whatever! But I never...it just doesn't...it's not love!”
>Cadence listens to every word you say like a good friend does.
>It was nice of her to let you tag along with her sister-in-law for this trip.
>Even nicer of her to offer advice of romance when you mentioned it at dinner.
>You pull the collar of your shirt to let the hot air vent out, and wipe the sweat off your forehead.
>“This really disturbs you, doesn't it?” the pink alicorn asks with a hint of sympathy.
“Yeah, it always has,” you admit, “thanks for letting me in your personal study to talk.”
>Cadence gives a friendly smile.
>“It's nothing. Any friend of my husband's sister is just as much a friend of mine.”
>With her magic, she levitates a fan in front of you and waves it.
>The cool air feels nice on your red and hot skin.
“Oh man that feels nice...”
>“So tell me Anon, what do you think love is?”
>You take your time to think of an answer.
“...That's the problem. I don't have the roughest idea. All my life I've only felt the love of friends and family, but finding my soulmate? I feel like it's not gonna happen.”
>You hang your head low.
“Not like anyone'd give me a chance...”
>The princess nods silently.
>“I see. And if they did, you're not even sure if you'd feel actual love for them, right?”
“Right.”
>...
>“Twilight likes you, and you feel something for her, right? You don't know what, but it's something.”
Cont?
>>25661889
I mean I can't love any more because my home dimension is full of those who play with emotions and then throw you away when they are done disposable like tissues that is why I cant love
>>25661889
Magic is Friendship. Therefore, friendship is stronger than love. Therefore, sex between friends is better than sex between loved ones. Therefore, if we had sex right now it would be better than any time you've had sex with Shining.
>>25662196
Continue
>>25662021
>I WANA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIISSS
>>25662196
moar
>>25662272
no, i was just expecting this >>25662043
>>25661889
I used to know what love isUntil she left me
>>25662175
You can use hate to fly?
>>25661889
I love with my dick cadance.
I have erectile dysfunction
>>25662325
Fuck you, this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM
>>25662196
“...I don't want to be another Flash Sentry. If he couldn't support her needs, how the fuck can I? Especially when I don't even know if what I feel back is really love. I don't want to go into a relationship with that high a risk of breaking her heart.”
>Cadence rises from her chair only to plant herself next to you on the couch.
>“Anon, ask her out.”
“But I--”
>“'Don't know if I'll love her', I know, but how are you going to find out if you don't try? At first it might just be mild affection that you two share, but if she's the right one, then overtime it'll grow into something beautiful, Anon. That's what happens.”
>She puts her hoof on your should assuringly.
>“Believe me, it's totally worth the risk. I wouldn't even be asking you to date my little Twilight if I didn't think you'd be the best man for her. You have to go out and find that special feeling or you won't get to experience true love. You don't just stumble upon it.”
>Well...
>She has a point...
>Why should you resist love if you want to experience it?
>After all, resisting these feelings so you don't get heartbroken...it's not worth it if you don't get to love at all.
>So what your heart breaks? You at least HAD a heart that was loving someone!
>“Hey Anon?”
>You shake out of your thoughts.
“Yeah?”
>Cadence smirks as she opens the door with her magic.
>“Go get 'er.”
>You smile.
>Ya know what?
>This feels right.
>Really right.
>>25661889
I cant love anyone because my ex-wife ripped my heart outta my chest, shit on it, and set it on fire.
I tend to think of women as substandard and disloyal bitches now.
>>25662388
And that's the end
>>25662385
fuck that, this is a fucking classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhrBDcQq2DM
>>25661889
Because I am schizophrenic Cadence.
>>25661889
For some reason, I imagined anon refusing to love any of the ponies because they are of a different species. The mares then try, desperately, to get him to have sex with them.
>>25662433
Just because of the meme.
The other one was top of the lists in their time in many more boards and is #479 in rolling stones mag, suck it.
>>25662456
Hmmm... Can we get a writefag on this?
>>25661889
I'm being completely serious now, I have no idea what love is and I've never felt any sort of attachment to other people - every time I move somewhere else(eg from school to uni) I delete all previous contacts. People are just tools to help me achieve my goals.
>>25661889
Silly candyass
Love is simply a social construct
Love should not even exist
Therefore, what are you the princess of, then?
>>25662543
Wow, not sure if edgy or plain sociopath.
>>25662543
just because you and I can't really feel it (sociopath here) doesn't mean it's not there. I don't care about people, but I know other people care about people, and love has been around in stories and history for pretty much all of recorded time, I highly doubt it's a social construct or it would have passed by at some point.
Because love is the riskiest form of gambling, and taking chances is for arsonists and closet child molesters.
>>25662230
wow wat a waky meme lololol xDDD
What is love?sing it faggots
>>25663353
What is LV?
>>25662647
Considering the fact that love is just chemical reactions in the body, maybe peoplen who lack the ability to feel it are just feeling low on that chemichal. Like how a depressed person lacks the proper amount of serotonin in their body.
Because Anyone is a lazy, stupid, selfish asshole. I don't know how you can love such a fucking jerk.
Like, you ever do something simple, like you put some tape over a leaking fishtank? And someone says, "Anyone could have done that." You ever have someone say that? Well why the fuck didn't Anyone get his ass down here and do it? Why am I always being inconvenienced just because Anyone won't mop a floor or cut some fucking grass?
Or, you're going somewhere, like a party or something, and you hear, "Oh, you never know who will show up. Anyone could be there," but have you ever seen Anyone there? What kind of asshole is always RSVPing shit and never, ever, ever shows up? Even when people beg for "Anyone to do something," do you ever see Anyone there? You will never see Anyone step up.
And he's a fucking peeper too, you know. "Anyone could have seen you," just because I took a quick leak on my front lawn. If Anyone can't stop staring at me for, like, two minutes while I piss, then he should just quit following me around. It isn't like Anyone is so high and mighty himself, whenever there's a mysterious crime, who do you suspect first? That's right "Anyone might have done it." Because he's no good.
So, no, I can't love Anyone. I don't like Anyone. I don't trust Anyone.
>>25662606
He is simply right.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliminative_materialism
>>25663406
Something that induces bad times
>>25662433
>Blocked in your region
>Sorry about that :\
>Youtube unblocker unblocks video
>We're not sorry
Fuck I love this firefox addon
>>25661889
Cadence, you know I have a girlfriend.
Is this one of those things where you are actually the one with the problem but you make up a problem that someone else has to hide it from yourself due to being so used to helping other people with their problems?
>>25663785
Careful with that edge there.
Almost took my head clean off with it.
>>25662230
wew what new meme is this?
Because, despite the fact that my life only feels valid when I make others happy, I am too irritable to be a long term or regular friend to anyone. So I just give kindness whenever I can and hope they don't get too attached.
>>25661889
>no one cant love
Thats what I tried to say
>>25661889
Because you're a faggot
>>25661889
I broke my willy and cannot into love anymore.
>>25661942
>>25662184
>>25662515
>>25662543
>>25663545
>>25665653
Sociopaths detected. Please seek psychiatric help.
>>25663992
>Believing philosophical theories are true
>2000+15
I believe if "scientists" would say Earth is flat, you will also swallow it hook and sinker.
Enjoy being a biological robot, because, guessing that you're here, you have a a life full of mirth and joy.
>>25661889
Nah you've got this all wrong, OP.
She'd be doing a normal love energy scan, just something she does naturally from time to time, and then she just looks at Anon and faints.
Because Anon's heart is a black endless void from which there is no escape.
>>25665769
Because [/spoiler]she will never be real
>>25663785
>>25661889
Because I am the depressioned
>>25662050
Story of my life
>yfw colder than a public toilet seat in the middle of a stormy winter night in Siberia
>>25661889
I mean, there is someone I love, but I can't tell her because she's married.
>>25666121
If she ends up divorcing her husband for you, well, that's quite the red flag about your own longterm prospects with her.
Betrayal is never justifiable, and once a traitor always a traitor.
>>25665769
>As she was performing a love scan on anon, a smug face grew on him
>she looked like she was struggling
>anon takes a sip from his coke
"That's right bitch."
>cadence is now clearly disturbed but she keeps her scan running, searching in anon's mind and soul traces of love
>she starts sobbing
"You can stop now, you're only making it more painfull for you"
>she is now in tears, her face disfigured by grief's mark
>curiously enough she's still scanning
>you wish you could end this now but desu you don't give a shit anymore
>after some more minutes her horn stops glowing
>her face shows no emotion
>just a blank stare, a stare lost into an endless void
>the one that dwells within your heart
"Welcome home"
>you pat her on the head and leave
>Celestia found her 8 hours later in the same spot
>>25661889
I lost my genitals in a dog sled accident.
>>25666156
Tadaima.
>>25666151
I know, that's one of the reasons I can't tell her, Cadance, even though I really crave her delicious pink candy ass.
What am I supposed to do?
>>25666176
The only decent thing you can do, if you respect yourself at all, is to find another mare.
>>25661889
I'm Asexual.
>>25661889
> "Not any more."
>>25661889
Anything past friendship makes me feel something between nothing and extremely uncomfortable.
>>25666312
I feel like this would be hysterical on a big budget film.
>>25662196
I'm a different writefag but I want to continue this.
>You tightened your trademarked red tie and gazed at yourself through the mirror.
>So many things could go wrong, is Twilight even into the whole mixed species shit?
>You sigh and lower your collar around the red tie.
>How did Candyass convince you to do this?
>You pick smile and try your best to allow some confidence to shine through.
>This is it, now or never.
>You walk out of your bedroom and continue walking through the small building you called home.
>You put your hand on the door knob.
>You hesitate.
>What if she says no? What if she calls you a disgusting freak?
>You shake your head and try to get rid of these thoughts.
>You open your front door and squint as the bright sunlight shines on your face.
>You glance around and see a few colts playing hoof ball in a large field directly ahead of your house.
>You chose to live next to Ponyville park for multiple reasons, it's a nice place to walk and have some alone time...but you always had too much alone time.
>It doesn't matter.
>You have to do this.
Cont?
>You begin to walk along the gravel path that lead into Ponyville's market.
>You decide to buy some flowers, you may not be a romantic expert but hopefully a bouquet of roses or flowers would be enough for Twilight to see that you weren't joking.
>You begin to see a group of market stalls with various ponies attending them.
>You glance around. You knew somebody here sold flowers.
>Wasn't her name Rose?
>You try to rack you mind for that ponies name.
>That's when you see her stall. "Roseluck's Flower's" the sign read that was above the mare.
>You walk up to her stall and she smiles politely.
>"Hi Anon, what can I do for you?"
"I need flowers. You see I'm going to ask out a made on a date."
>"Oh, really? I never took you as the romantic type."
"Well I'm not, I just thought that I could
>"So who is this lucky mare?
"Uh, Twilight Sparkle?"
>"Twilight!" She exclaims. "The Princess Twilight Sparkle?"
"Yeah, that's the one."
>She ducks beneath her counter.
>"I have just the thing for you"
I'm continuing
>>25666231
>Princess of love suggesting you just change waifus
>>25666413
I'm interested.
>>25666413
Keep going...
>>25661889
You get used to it after awhile. At this point if a woman were to show any interest, it'd only make me suspicious and nervous.
>>25661889
I can't love myself, and if I can't do that then I can't love other people. It's a nice catch 22.
>>25661889
Challenge accepted. will green later tonight id thread is still around.
>>25661889
Because there's no such thing as love. There's lust and the appearance of love but love is only a thing of fairy tails. There's literally many ways to show you that love doesn't REALLY exist- just be ugly for a while or loose all your wealth and watch all the "love" dry up.
>>25666413
This has peaked muh interests.Especially if it contains painting
>>25663545
[citation needeed]
