"We forgot to bump" Edition.
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
BasedPastebinFucker's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
Kid Anon and the Spa Ponies: http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
Right and Wrong (Anon x RD): http://pastebin.com/34vUjssQ
Blue and Orange on the Rainbow: http://pastebin.com/LTHRbaVn
Anon x Changelings: http://pastebin.com/JzKpr3yw
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy: http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
Anon x Ginger Snap (filly scout): http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24611358/#24621083
Anon x DT: http://pastebin.com/VX9AexTa
The Wonderful Misadventures of Scootaloo and Kid Anon: http://pastebin.com/zRVrGVPz
White Cream (Twilight Velver x Moondancer): http://pastebin.com/F13LxLWN
Spike x Rarity x Fluttershy Magic Dragon-cock Harem two threads ago (Get a pastebin or something!)
KidAnon's Family Lesson: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JCuAgpY6DhDHmR7oXTB0tFMi0_WKhUJma6L7tVAH8MI/edit
The Nightlight - Young Anon x Twilight: http://pastebin.com/KGAwSJH3Pretty damn violent, you been warned
Parent's Night Out - Child Anon x Cadance:
1: http://pastebin.com/zwC0NpR4
2: http://pastebin.com/h5PL42Ep
3: http://pastebin.com/KSGt3cXy
4: http://pastebin.com/3cYrn5i9
5: http://pastebin.com/etFHephx
6: http://pastebin.com/jmK3Cpat
7: http://pastebin.com/fsW6SPA3
Previous Thread: >>25628645
Aw, it died?
Anyway, here's the pastebin for the Spa Ponies bonus scene in you were wondering or missed it when the previous thread got knocked off.
>http://pastebin.com/yKG1R29d
>>25656626
Yeah, when I woke up the thread was archived already.
Also, nice job on the epilogue.
>TFW I remembered the thread needed bumped too late
>TFW I could've kept it alive
But that unfortunate fact can't be changed.
I will hopefully have my own epilogue written soon, and start cracking on my MA story.
>>25656869
Thank you!
>>25657065
Don't feel bad, I could've have saved it too if I hadn't stayed up all night and gone to sleep during the day.
Crap, forgot to bump. Last thread was rocking with awesome green too.
>>25652812
Especially this one. Nightlight was kind of horrific in a good way, but the Cadence one is on point with crazy. Flutterpriest, you the same one from Fimfiction? Love your stuff there.
>>25657065
Hey, it's not that big of a deal.
>>25657065
I really liked the MA story start. May do a reading when its done.
It was night now, and Spike was getting ready for bed. He was dressed in his purple pajamas.
He went downstairs to say goodnight to the girls. He went into the living room, and saw Moondancer and her friends dressed in their sleepwear.
Moondancer was dressed in a red shirt and purple pajama pants, her usually scrunchied hair falling down to her shoulders. Minuette was wearing blue pajamas with little hourglasses on them. The boy thought she looked very cute in them. Then he noticed that her pajama shirt did a very good job of highlighting her above-average sized breasts.
Lemon Heart's sleepwear was the simplest of the girls, just a green T-shirt and white panties.
Lastly, Twinkleshine wore a cream colored nightgown, which Spike thought suited her well. He also noticed that it gave him a good view of her bust, and showed off her long, sexy legs.
>>25658829
Oh boy, here we go.
>>25659406
Who should Spike fuck first?
>>25659438
I think Moondancer would be the most appropriate one.
>>25659590
Since she's his main caretaker in the story.
>>25657065
>>25658662
Did the reading, youtube ate the first one. Love doing the Celestia voice.
>https://youtu.be/LIcT_eM2THI
>you will never catch them
And each of the girls give Spike a goodnight kiss on the cheek.
Best tummy reporting in.
>Spike uses "want it need it" spell on dragon dong
>there were no survivors
>>25661095
"None were spared. Not even the children."
>>25657153
>>25658095
I was primarily making a joke there, and it really isn't that big of a deal. Just kinda wish the old thread got to the post limit.
>>25659665
Yo, this is awesome. I am so horned you enjoyed my prologue enough to do a reading.
>>25661986
>"I am so horned"
>does he mean honored?
>naw, I'm gonna assume its horned
>fapfapfapfap
>>25662127Implying I didn't mean both.Also, I am super fucking tired.
>>25662146
>shhhhhhh
>its ok, I like it both ways too.
>>25662432
Kinky.
>>25660770
>best tummy
>was not talking about the horse
>can't wake up
>raep
>semi-consensually
>fruit punch flavored wine coolers
>oh god they're staring rapt while waiting their turn
>diamond dick
>>25662995
Okay, now, repeat that in English.
>>25663038
>Penis
>pickled penis
>pickled penis vagina
Goddammit, I bumped less than an hour ago.
>>25660770
I'm surprised no edited the one with the three CMC in the same picture.
>>25665110
GET THAT
CANDYVAG
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bump
>>25656315
ugh... anonxanything is garbage
is there any pone on pone age difference?
>>25666164
We made a thread over here >>25653671
Please feel free to contribute
"Hello, Spike." Twinkleshine said, smiling warmly at the boy. She uncrossed her legs.
Spike blushed hard, as he noticed that Twinkleshine didn't wear panties under her nightgown.
"At least I know that her pink hair is natural". the boy thought.
How is it so far?
>>25667355
It needs to be more >green. Other than that
>keep going.
>>25664446
>all 3 CMC getting pounded
Link please?
>>25667706
https://derpiboo.ru/978531
>>25667719
Thank you kindly.
>>25656315Pardon my autism but /ss/ means Straight Shotacon so that image is wrong on so many levels. Just rename /ss/ to /ll/ (Lesbian Lolicon) then it would be accurate.
>>25667960
That's the joke, mate, read the entire dialogue.
>>25667960
>>25668071
Sweetie Belle is still the best with dat lip bite.
>UMFFF
>>25668034
that's one cute Derp horse...who would she /ss/ with?
>>25668730
>Spacey wacey timey wimey
Alright, let's get this ball really rolling.
>As you sit comfortably in the Golden Oaks library, flipping through page after page of a book about ancient pony history, you think about just how much being a kid sucks
>You are KidAnon
>And you've got a pretty big test in history coming up
>Well not really just in history, but in every subject
>Finals week was fast approaching, and you wanted to get the best grades you possibly could to end the year
>It was your last year of intermediate school, and your mom wanted to send you to a private school that taught students from grades eight to twelve
>Most kids in Equestria didn't need any education past Elementary school, seeing as they all figured out what they were going to do for the rest of their lives at an extremely early age
>Unfortunately for you, you were not a magical talking horse that got his special talent tatooed onto their butt at said early age
>No, you were a human, who had to prove to any future employers that you were actually able to do the job you trained for
>By presenting to them a piece of fucking paper
>Yeah, it made no sense to you either
>But whatever got you the job worked you supposed
>Despite being a straight-A student your entire life, your mom still wanted to make absolutely sure you finished the year on a strong note
>And you couldn't really blame her for that, seeing as the private school she wanted to send you to was both very prestige, and looked very good on college resumes
>Speaking of your mom, she suddenly appeared in the doorway with a glass of gin at her side
>"Hey champ," she said. "How goes the studying?"
"Not bad. Just wrapping up history, and I'm about to move on to science."
>You hold up the glued-together stack of papers before cracking the cover open
>"Wait... didn't you read through that thing a couple of hours ago?"
"Five and a half to be exact. Why?"
>"Have you read through all the books I gave you?"
"Yeah why?"
>>25669521
>"For heaven's sake man, not even I breeze through those things that quickly. Are you even absorbing any of the stuff you're reading?"
"Of course!"
>"What caused the downfall of Lancer the Conqueror at the battle of Equinia?"
"He was too confident in the sheer size of his army. While he was making his way to Muleminia through the valley of Pigron, Parparus's troops triggered a rock side in the already unstable mountain region, after their Earth Pony troops had dug huge caverns throughout the region. Over a quarter of Lancer's army were crushed in the side itself, and another three fourths of the remaining troops were slain by Parparus's men. Lancer then made a hasty retreat to the previously conquered and un-named town where the ancient Diamond Dogs resided, where he was dealt his most crushing defeat at the hands of the surviving Diamond Dogs, and the entirety of Parparus's troops."
>"What's the primary differences between an animal cell and a plant cell?"
"Plant cells have cell walls and chloroplasts, are more rounded with only one central vacuole..."
>"Alright, that's good. What's seven-hundred eighty-eight decided by one-hundred and twelve?"
"Could I have a piece of paper for that? I have no clue how to do long decision in my head?"
>"Nevermind, that was a bit extreme."
"I'll say."
>"Don't be a smart ass. Now, give me some synonyms for 'large'."
"Wide. Huge. Gargantuan. Enormous."
>"Well... shit..."
"Mhm."
>"How long have you been studying again?"
"Seven hours by this point."
>You look up for a moment, and notice your mom is absolulutley stunned
>You would've gone back to your reading, had she not pulled the book away from you."
>"Look. You've been... at this for a while now. I think you can call it quits for the day. How about you go outside and enjoy the sunshine?"
>Of course, you'd love to go outside, but you decided to play coy for a few giggles
>>25669556
"But the outside is so bo~ring. It's all hot n' stuff, and walking is too much work. I'd rather stay in here and read these interesting books about growing your business."
>"Oh please. I know you're not a tycoon, your best subject is science. And I've seen you take out my old chemestry set that I've used as a kid to fiddle with it. By the way, good job making those crystals last week. They made a nice little addition to some filly's science fair project."
>You clam up, and smile enviously
>She knew
>Then you realized she gave away your crystals to Saddie of all people
"You gave away my crystals to Saddie? Why? I was really proud of those! I turned my room upside down the day they went missing to find them!"
>"Sorry sport. My chemestry set, my rules. Besides, she really liked them, and she was kinda cute, so I gave them to her to score you brownie points."
>And it did, but Saddie was a total bitch
>And easily the last mare you'd want to date
>"But, I'm willing to trade you. If you head out for a couple of hours, I'll give you my Chem set. Hell, I'll nab you a replacement when that one runs out of liquids."
>Oh now you REALLY wanted to go outside
>But...
"What's this? The great social recluse Twilight is actively trying to coax someone to go outside."
>"Hey! I am your mother, and you will address me as such."
"You're not even my 'real' mom though."
>"I'm real enough mister. You've lived under my roof and have eaten my food for twelve years now, the least you could do is call me 'mom' out of respect."
>You chuckle to yourself, and stand to your feet
"I was kidding mom. Sorry for offending you so much."
>"It's... it's OK. I just..."
"It's fine. I'll get out of your hair now."
>As you go to leave, mom says something that makes you stop dead in your tracks at the door
>"...I love you."
>no diapers
>>25669569
"I love you too," you respond without turning around
>"No. I mean it. I don't... I don't say it enough, and you need to hear it more. I do love you, and I hope you know that. You may be a pain in my ass at times, but I want you to know that I'm proud to have you as a son."
>The second she stops talking, your head is buried in her chest, as tears run down your face
>You really didn't hear her say those words very often
>She's always been a hardened mare in every aspect
>She freezes for a moment, before she puts a foreleg around your shoulders
>"Alright. You can let go now..." she comments after a few moments
"Five seconds more?" you plead
>She allows it, and you pull away after the silently promised time
>You smile, and rush out the door
"By the way, I was gonna go out without the promise of the chem set!" you call as you bound down the stairs
>"Oh go eat a dick!" she calls
"I'd much rather you eat mine!"
>"I hear a severe lack of dick eating in this house!"
"You could fix that by eating mine!"
>"GO... play outside or something! Just quit pestering me!"
>You laugh again, and nearly knock over Spike in your haste
>"Oi. What's goin' on here?"
"Nothing Spike. Just talking to mom about studying, going outside, and eating dicks."
>"Eatin' dicks? Anon is there something you want to tell me? I mean it's fine if you're gay n' all..."
"Nah. Mom's just angry and she's telling me to eat some."
>"You should tell 'er about the benifits of a bisexual fling with her friends. That'll really get 'er goat."
"You know this from experience?"
>"Of course. I told 'er to write a letter the princess about it, and she got real huffy."
>Despite being treated like a doormat half the time, you couldn't help but admit Spike had some pretty good pearls of wisdom
>And he was just a fun guy to be around
>>25669581
Diapers are a prettyshittyfetish.
I always like to take thepissout of people who have it.
>>25669705
Carlos, I swear to God, I will run you over with the fucking magic school bus.
>>25656315
What does /ss/ stand for?
Sexy Shit? Sexy Stuff?
Sarcophagus Scarf?
.... Sunset Shimmer?
>>25670311
Straight Shota.
>>25658829
Wh-where's Lyra?
>>25670389
Sunset Shota
Straight Shimmer
>>25670537
You mean like this?
http://pastebin.com/f2fSBvP3
>>25670445
Sometimes Lyra comes over and brings her girlfriend Bon Bon, and sometimes Minuette's girlfriend Berry Punch comes over.
>>25670650
>http://pastebin.com/f2fSBvP3
Hah, that's my story! There's a little more. Sunset can't get enough candy flavored horse semen.
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/273522/sunset-shimmer-hated-guys
>>25671260
Oh, cool.
I'm pretty sure Shining and Cadence took turns raping young Scilight.
>>25669619
Can't wait to see where this goes.
Hey Anons!Wanna boop?
>>25673816
No Anon, booping is way too lewd!
>>25673940
Ssh, let it happen, Anon.
No has to find out.It will be our little secret.
>>25673968
Gotta boop them all!
>>25674323
All of them?
I can't be that greedy... Can I?
>>25674490
Go boy! Go and boop as many ponies as your heart desires!
>>25674323
Ponymon!
>tfw you will never groom them to love dick
>what... are... you?
>hopefully it lasts the night
>>25675779
>non-denominational raep
>>25676076
>tfw you will never have Fluttershy's braces snag a pube
>tfw its because you shave
>tfw it also because she's not real
>tfw she will never rape you after you get transported o Equestria
>no
>no dammit
>just no
>fuck fat pony
>http://pastebin.com/iASi6ZH3
>that propane tank is less than a year old due to federal regulations
>don't judge our love
>also Hank Hill in Equestria is the best green to ever come out of /mlp
>>25669619
I probably will do this in a reading, but only because I love the Spike Scottish voice.
Not because I dislike where its heading. Just Twilight and Anon's voice are basically mine.
Spike has a foot worship session with Moondancer, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Heart, Lyra, Bon Bon, and Berry Punch.
I'm just a simple man who wants to have a 13-15 year old Anon have sex with Milfs
When did all these freaks get here?
Whose feet would Spike rub first?
>>25677970
Minuette.
>>25677999
She leans over to Spike's ear:
"Moony really likes it when you suck on her little toes." she whispered, giggling.
i'm a drawfag, give me your hottest requests, ++ if it's with dialogue
>>25676784
Looking forward to it!
>>25678331Deep Blue and a band of robbers. You can fill in the blanks from there.
>>25669619
>"So, where are ye headed?"
"Dunnow. I might just do some window shopping and then watch Rainbow Dash crash into some stuff."
>"Mind picking me up some emeralds if you find any cheap? I need something to take the edge off a little."
"Mom getting you down?"
>"Aye. She's havin' me dust every book in her collection, then she's gonna make me clean her glassware in the lab."
"Ah. You know, if you ever need any help, I'm always happy to lend a hand."
>"Nah, it's nothing I can't handle. Besides, that'll only end up with me somehow gettin' in trouble."
"Yeah, I get that. Anyway, what kind of emerald do you want?"
>"I'll take a teal one if they got it! I just need somethin' to relax me for a little bit. I've been working non-stop for the past two days."
"Alright. I'll get you something middle of the road. They're having a sale right now, and you can get some dirt-cheap."
>"Thanks Anon. You're a real help."
"No prob. I'll see ya later."
>You shut the door as you walk outside, and head for the marketplace
>However, as you walk, you notice flashes of pink wizz by you every now and again
>At first you thought was just your mind playing tricks on you, but eventually, the flashes began to speak
>"Anonymous..." it would call. "Anonymous!"
>Louder and louder it would get, until eventually it screamed at you from an allyway
>"Anonymous!"
>After shaking off the initial startling, you stare into the ally, and are able to get a full view of the pink flash that was following you
>And of course, the mare starting at you from the ally was none other than Pinkie Pie
>How you had managed to not recognize her voice was beyond you
>>25678331
There's been quite a lot of focus on human-on-pony age difference here, what kind of boundaries do you have?
You willing to do KidAnon with a pony? Or is it too risky?
(Not sure were you could upload that safely)
>>25678394
anything is fine m8
>>25678475
Someone in a previous thread wished for art of my KidAnon-SpaPonies story.
I said I doubted that would ever happen, and now... I'm kinda afraid to ask.
>>25678511
Its not like it has to be full on pony penetration, it could just be a cute picture with all three of them together, him in a towel.
>>25678578
It's more that I would feel a little greedy, I don't mind if it's explicit.
>>25678475
Well, some art from my Moondancer/Twilight Velvet fic would be nice, considering there's absolutely nothing with those two.
>>25679105
That would be pretty hot!
If it's not too much to ask would you be okay with doing some art of the spa ponies presenting themselves to KidAnon as well?
>>25678331
Something humanizedxhumanized
>>25680619
Second this
>>25678331
Something like this >>25674940, but more explicit
>>25680639
I don't think that could be made any more explicit.
>>25680824be creative
First immortality.
Then the bitches.
>First immortality.
>Then the bitches.
Wind Rider raping and mind-breaking Rainbow Dash.
>>25680864
I can think of a few ways, but they're really, and I mean REALLY, fucking kinky.
>>25681805
Please tell me more.
>>25682972
Well, off the top of my head...
Cumming in one of the girl's ass, making her wear a buttplug, then repeating step one at different points of the day.
Having two of them fuck the other with strap-ons while she's blowing you.
Sitting on a small stool, making one of them hilt on your dick, then let her dangle there until she can get off, or gets off.
Bumpo.
>>25683329
>Having two of them fuck the other with strap-ons while she's blowing you.
That's really hot
>>25683329
Fantastic.
>>25684472
>>25684351
Thanks.
>Applebloom plots how to get some of that hot monkey dick.
>>25685289
>"Hey Anon!"
"Yeah?"
>"Want sum fuck?"
"Sure."
>And then they fucked
>>25685289
>MudponeI'm a skeleton with very high standards
>>25685505
Mudpones are the easiest to catch. They can't fly away or telekinetically break your dick in half.
>>25685636
They can, however, do that last one physically.
>>25678331
Do something with kidanon and the spa twins from Viral's story http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
>>25685505
>very high standards
>undertale
>>25685851
Extreme standards
>>25678331
Any of those things
>>25683329
I'm going to a brony convention.
There's a guy who totally wants me to fuck him there.
It would be barely legal.
What to do?
>>25686137
The word "barely" doesn't really mean anything does it?
>>25685911
>911
>Allahu akbar
>>25686221
It's legal as long as we can prove I was not a figure of authority, which I am not.
But it breaks the age/2+7 rule...
>>25686137
If you have to ask, don't.
>>25686384
I wasn't asking if I should, but what I should...
Any suggestions?
>horrible person and proud
>>25686137
"Everything's legal as long as you don't get caught."
But seriously, what >>25686384 said, if you have to ask, just don't.
Oh well, I'm surprised I didn't get terrible reactions. Insults about being pedo or gay, or anything. You guys are serious and acting decently. Am I really on /mlp/?
I was sort of trolling. We're actually totally ok with the age gap, it doesn't feel weird. Oh well, I guess I'll be leaving. Good night strangers.
>>25686475
You did read the name of the thread, didn't you?
>>25685911
>>25686333
holy fuck, what have you done?
>>25686528
What do you think? :^)
>>25676911
>>25686412
this isn't the thread for that kinda shit, gtfo
>>25686566
you've doomed us all
>>25686761
Then my plan has been successful
Hi FlutterPriest, I right your Parents night out story, was kinda thrown off guard by it, it's good, I just didn't think it would get that deep dark and twisted, what was your idea behind it? Was it for the flutterrape threads? What made Cadence go so bonkers? Did she want to be a mother that bad, and a lover? Was each part kinda written on the fly or did you have a destination when you started writing? I felt it kind of hard to swallow that Cadence would say things about anon's parents and hurt him like that, I guess you were trying to get across just how crazy and desperate she had gotten. Story definitely wasn't what I was expecting, but good none the less.
>>25685911
Just realized we have the outdated version of Cosmic's story about KidAnon and Scootaloo in the OP.
Here is the new one: >http://pastebin.com/BAne48b7
Where is Cosmic and his sexy, sassy ass anyway?
>>25688886
>88886
So close...
>>25688886
>quins minus two
awe shucks man.
>>25688886
let's see who got it...
>>25688888
>bumping the 'we forgot to bump' thread
>>25678366
>"Anonymous! Pinkie requires a meeting with you! Yes! Come into this ally child, so that we may discuss the matters of the putting chocolate syrup into the coat of Fluttershy!"
"...What?"
>"Just come into the ally!"
>She then grabs you by the arm, and yanks you into the darkness as you yelp
>You land hard on your ass, and look up at the crazy mare
>She apparently has no intentions of letting you rest though
>"Now then, you are twelve, yes?"
"Yeah. Just had my birthday a couple of weeks ago."
>"THEN THERE IS STILL TIME! Yes!"
"Time for what exactly?"
>"Time for you to avoid the cult of the Chocolate Monsters from abducting you and pulling your hair out while spitting raspberries."
>If this were any other pony, you would've walked away by now
>Hell, you were considering walking away from Pinkie, seeing as she was acting stranger than usual
>And that's saying something, seeing as her theories and conspiricies never made any sense in the first place
>But you had nothing better to do, so might as well hear her out
"T-the Chocolate Monsters?" you muttered with fake fear. "What are those?"
>"They are monsters made of chocolate! Do you not pay attention in school? But that is irrelevant. They will abduct you Anonymous, and they will pull your hair out while making the raspberries of doom!"
"Oh no! I don't want them to do that!"
>"They won't if you do one thing for them."
"What's that?"
>"They despise a certian pony in this time named 'Fluttershy'. They have wanted to induct her into their cult for a long time now to make her as miserable as them! Yes! The only way to do that, is to take a handful of chocolate syrup, and rub it into her coat! They will then move in, and use their monster magic to transform her into the monster she really is on the inside!"
>OK, that's enough
"Pinkie, that's hands-down the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say. And I've heard you say a lot of stupid things. I'm not gonna put chocolate syrup in Fluttershy's coat."
>>25689826
No! Yes.
You know, I think we're missing some green, someone posted some several months back of Pinkie seducing a young anon with her playfulness and games, anyone got it?
>>25689826
>"You dare mock Pinkie and defy the Chocolate Monsters?"
"There are no Chocolate Monsters Pinkie. Come off it."
>Her face drops in disbelief, before it stiffens again
>"What gave Pinkie away?"
"The entire thing is ridiculous Pinkie. There was no one damming thing."
>She begins to grumble, before looking back up at you
>"Will you at least then put chocolate syrup in Fluttershy's coat?"
"No. Why don't you do it yourself?"
>"Because Fluttershy expects me! Yes! She does not expect that a child will ruin her precious coat!"
"Well sorry Pinkie, but I'm not putting chocolate syrup in anyone's hair."
>"Please! There must be SOMETHING Pinkie can do to convince you to cover the yellow one in chocolate goodness!"
"Unless you want to give me some head, I'm not doing it."
>You turn to leave, before Pinkie speaks up again
>"Pinkie is considering your offer! Yes!"
>You can't help but smile slyly as you turn around
"Come again?"
>"No. Nevermind. Pinkie takes back her statement. She will not suck on your pecker."
>Oh she's not now?
"Why not? Are you no good at it?"
>"Pinkie is plenty good at... sucking dick... but she will not suck you!"
"No, no. I get it. You're scared you're gonna mess up. It's fine. Anyway, I'll see you around Pinke."
>The next thing you know, you're on the ground with Pinkie glaring angrily at you
>"Pinkie accepts your offer, if only to show you that Pinkie is good with men! Yes!"
>That's more like it
>"But not here! We will return to Pinkie's abode. THEN, she will commence the dick sucking."
>You shrug underneath her grip
"Hey wherever's fine with me."
>"But, you must make Pinkie a promise first!"
"Name it."
>"You must report back to Pinkie when you are finished and tell her of how the yellow one reacted to having chocolate syrup rubbed in her coat!"
>Eh, why not?
"OK."
>>25690451
"Pinkie is lesbian."
>*slurp*
"Yes."
*suckle*
"This is purely for the chocolating..."
>*long slow lick*
"of the yellow one."
>*lip smack*
Fuck, muh dick.
the fuck does /ss/ mean?
>>25690537
Straight Shota
>>25690537
You don't belong here
Did drawfag lose interest or is he just busy?
>>25690711
>That's the actual definition.
>>25690496
I'm going to steal from youshamelessly.
Oh boy, page 9.
>>25691204
Freaking awesome! Yes.
Bump. No. Yes.
>>25693316
>page 8
yes
>She will never be your horse mom
Bump o
>>25690451
I am so freakin hyped to see where this goes.
>>25694707
So am I.
>>25694270
“Aaaand there!”
>You put the finishing “s” on your sign.
>Sure you had to cram “lessons” in there at the end because you didn’t space your letters well, but it reads alright to you.
“Hands On “Napping” Lessons.”
>It’s… well it’s good enough!
>You meant to put stars around napping so people would be drawn to it, but they look kind of like quotes.
>Your artistic talent shouldn’t matter too much, it’s not the point anyway.
>Mom said laying around and reading at fourteen is a waste of youth and that you should get a hobby.
>Despite the fact that she spent her time reading until she was like twenty, you went and got a hobby.
>She’ll be so proud of you taking a teaching hobby like she has with the CMC.
>And nopony knows more about napping more than you!
>Just kick back at your stand and you should be rolling in students.
>You revel in the silence as you await for your first student of the day, you were wise to pick a backroad to set up in, no needing to compete with other ponies just to be heard.
>Yup, you really are your mom's so-
>”P-Prince Anonymous?!”
>You jump up and look at the mare opposite the stand.
“Oh, Hi Lyra. You can just call me Anon if you want.”
>The book said to get personal if you want to be an effective teacher.
>Lyra’s minty cheeks gains a slight pinkish tint to them.
>”A-Anon then… Umm… are you being serious with this?” she asks, rolling her head around to indicate your stand.
“Yup!”
>Her golden eyes scan your sign for a little longer.
>She frowns and looks back down to you.
>”H-how much for… this?” she asks, motioning up to your sign with her hoof.
>How much?
>You didn’t think about changing for this, but if she’s offering…
“Uhm… how does twenty bits sound?”
>That’s enough to buy a Banana Explosion with all the toppings from Pinkie.
>>25697092
>Also probably what your expertise costs anyway.
>”T-Twenty bits?!”
>You flinch slightly at her outburst.
>Maybe you’re not worth as much as you thought...
>No, wait… she’s smiling.
>”How much do I get for that? I-Is it at least an hour?”
>Well, now that you’re selling lessons that makes you a businesstallion.
>And your books said that the customer is always right.
“Uh, yeah! Twenty bits for an hour” you respond cautiously, “B-but since you’re my first I can-”
>Her eyes go even wider.
>She drops a sack of bits on your stand.
>”I-is this enough?!”
>You were going to offer half off on the lesson since she’s your first student, but…
>No, mom said you should always treat everypony like you’d want to be treated.
“Lyra this is way too much. I promise I’ll be good at this, you don’t need to buy this many hours.”
>Her face is a full crimson now.
>She must be embarrassed, she did kind of insult you as a teacher so you can kind of understand why.
>You offer her a warm smile and take ten bits out.
“I’ll only take half because you’re so pretty.”
>Mom always buys it when you tell her she’s pretty.
>”S-so, where to?”
>Oh hay, you didn’t even think about that.
>You didn’t bring a chalk board or anything with you.
“Can we go to your house?”
>Lyra squees and you follow behind her.
>Maybe you can just make up the lesson since you don’t have any equipment like you planned to have.
>Really should’ve thought that through.
“Oof.”
>>25697128
>”Oh! Eager are we?”
>Whoops you bumped into her while she was opening her door.
“S-sorry!”
>”Oh don’t be young prince, I’m flattered!”
>Flattered?
>Maybe because a royal is visiting or something.
>Mom always complained about ponies making big deals out of stuff you’d think is normal.
>”My room is right this way~” she sing songs.
>You follow behind Lyra.
>She’s as excited about learning as mom is about books.
>Lyra shuts the door behind you.
>”S-so… how are we doing this?”
>Such a willing learner.
>Time to step up and be a good teacher just like mom.
“Well, first of all I need you to lay on the bed and get comfortable.”
>”Ooh, Like this?”
>She’s laying in the bed with her chest down and her rump in the air.
>Kind of how mom sleeps if she’s absorbed in a really good book.
>But this is beyond your expertise, so you should try to teach her what you’re familiar with.
“Um… maybe try being on your back?”
>”Your highness! Oh I can certainly do that for you~” she coos.
>She slowly rolls over onto her back.
“Good! Uh, now…”
>Hmm, if you a chalk board you could draw diagrams or make a checklist for how to relax into a nap.
>Maybe a physical example would be best since you don’t have any visual ones.
"May I?” you ask, placing a hand on the bed.
>”I’m all yours prince.”
>So attentive, you couldn't have asked for a better student.
>You lay down next to her in a similar position.
>>25697142
>But it’s a little difficult to reach over and explain things like this.
>Thankfully she rolled onto her side to look at you.
“Perfect! Now, just close your eyes…”
>She lets out a soft breath and shuts her eyes.
>Your hand reaches over and rubs her belly.
>You’re about to tell her that relaxing her belly is a key to napping quickly, but she lets out what sounds like a short yawn so she must have picked up on what you meant.
>Her hoof slides over to you and you let it slide under you.
>You were going to explain the importance of pillows, but if you take the place it should be even better.
>You wiggle a little closer and she loops her other forearm around your shoulder
”That’s it…” you whisper.
>Her face inches closer and closer to you.
>It’s starting to worry you, but she lets out a big yawn and nestles into your shoulder.
>She was just showing you her yawning technique, it could use some improvement, but it was pretty good for a beginner.
>You decide to stroke her mane with your hand, just like mom did when you had a bad dream.
>You’re not a good teacher/businesstallion if your student/client doesn’t get a nap after all.
>You can hear the soft murmurs of contented napping seeping from her lips.
>Man, you must be a great teacher!
>Mom is going to be so impressed!
>”ANONYMOUS! What is all this talk I hear about you… you… SLEEPING WITH LOCAL MARES?!” she roars, rattling your door in its frame.
>Mom yanks your door off the hinges.
>You didn’t have time to put away all of your purchases and bits.
>Her eyes are as wide as dinner plates.
>”Wh-WH-WHAT IS ALL THIS!?”
>You don’t know if she’s angry, proud, or upset.
>>25697142
This is freaking awesome. Plz continue.
>>25697164
“My hobby?” you eke out, hoping that's violent pride on her face.
>Her red face completely drains out, leaving a pale purple behind.
>Tears build up in her eyes.
>”Oh sweet Celestiia! Where did I go wrong?!” she sobs.
>You were just doing what she asked!
>You walk over to pale purple heap that is your mother.
>Your feet are soaked with the flood of tears pouring from her concealed face.
“Mom, I was just doing what you asked… I was teaching ponies like you do.”
>”How?!… H-H-How in Equestria could you possibly think this is what I do?!”
>Yeesh, she sounds like Rarity after a “hair faux-pas”.
“But you do teach, you taught the cutie mark crusaders about stuff… I was just teaching ponies about naps.”
>”N-naps?”
“Yeah, here let me show you.”
>You hoist up the limp princess and carry her over to your bed.
>Slowly you lower her down and lay down next to her.
>You pull her close and rub her belly.
>Her sniffles settle down some and she nuzzles closer to you.
“That’s it mom, you’re doing great. Now just shut your eyes and focus only on breathing…”
>Her eyelids close slowly and you can see her breathing become less “sobby” and more relaxed.
>You lean close and whisper just above her head.
“See mom, I just wanted to be a good teacher about things I’m good at. I wanted to be like you.”
>She coos in response and snuggles closer.
>You turn your head away from her and whisper even quieter.
“Also, I had sex with like… a TON of mares… I think it was actually all of the ones I taught.” you whisper
>It wasn’t your fault.
>They asked after the naps and you couldn’t just say no.
>They all smelled so good.
>But you told her technically, and she seems pretty content, so alls well right?
>”You are so grounded... for the next two years...” she mumbles in her sleep.
>...horseapples.
>... Worth it.
>>25697194
Don't know exactly how relevant this is to the thread, I tried, but here you have this little short. I hope you Anons enjoyed it.
>>25697221
I enjoyed it very much. Hope to see more from you in the future.
>>25697221
I liked it. It was pretty amusing for a short.
>>25690451
>"Follow Pinkie then! Yes! We shall go to the place where society will not know of our deeds!"
"And where would that be?"
>"Why Pinkie's bedroom of course!"
"...Isn't that kinda risky with the cakes there?"
>"No! Yes! Pinke has made sure that her walls have been made so that sound can not pass through them! Yes! Mrs. Cake will not hear of your sounds of pleasure!"
"Wait, why just MY sounds of pleasure?"
>"What? You think Pinkie enjoys giving oral to males? No! Yes! She is a lesbian, and is only doing this so that the yellow one's main will be drenched in chocolate!"
>With this, she begins laughing quite hysterically, only pausing once to mutter a "yes"
>You begin to re-evaluate whether or not allowing this deranged mare anywhere near your dick with her motu was was a good idea
>But getting a blowjob was still getting a blowjob
>And you were eager to drop your load inside a real mare, and not some filly you coaxed into having sex behind the shelter house at recess
>Carrots and apples get you quite far with Elementary school girls
>"Come! Follow Pinkie to her home!"
>You nod, and follow the now-chipper Pinkie back to Sugarcube Corner
>As you walk though the doors, Mrs. Cake's eyes immediately dart over to you, and she smiles
>"Oh hey Anon!" she greets cheerfully
>Then she looks at Pinkie
>And her eyes narrow
>Honestly, if she were looking at you like she were looking at Pinkie, you'd have wet yourself
>"Pinkie Pie. Where have you been?"
>"Out shopping for flour and cinnamon, just like Mr. Cake asked!"
>"And where is it exactly?"
>"In some warehouse probably, for Pinkie did not see any on the shelves at any of the markets she went to."
>"You mean to tell me you've been out for two hours now, and you didn't find a single bag if flour? Or a single tin of cinnamon?"
>"Pinkie was very thorough."
>>25697350
>With a sigh, Mrs. Cake puts a hoof to her forehead, and massages it lightly
>"And why is Anon here exactly?"
>"He is helping Pinkie put together a plan! Yes!"
>"Oh no he's not. As much as I like having Anon around, you've still got a job to do!"
>"Oh and Pinkie will...! Right after her lunch break."
>"I... you!"
>Despite her best struggles, Mrs. Cake knows that she is beat
>"Fine then..."
>"Then after that, Pinke will have her smoke break!"
>Mrs. Cake's face contorts in her fury, and she goes to speak before Pinkie interrupts her
>"And then perhaps Pinkie will have to pee, and will use up her two minutes there."
>"But... that'll take you to the end of your work day! You can't just slack off for nearly three hours when you're at work!"
>"Pinkie can, and Pinkie shall. Legally!"
>"Fine then. But you're not getting a lunch break tommorrow."
>"WHAT? You cannot do this to Pinkie!"
>"Oh, I can. Not legally, but I can."
>"This is not fair! Pinkie will report you to the Better Business Beru for infringement of worker's rights!"
>"Do that, and you're fired."
>"FIRED?!"
>"Yep. It's either go without lunch, or be fired. I'll whip you something at the end of your snift, but you gotta learn to not slack off."
>"PINKIE WILL PUT YOUR NAME TWICE IN THE HAT TONIGHT FOR THIS!"
>"You do that. Anyway, you two have fun. I'm gonna stay down here and manage the register. You know? Doing the job you're supposed to be doing."
>Pinkie grumbles for a moment, before she absent-mindedly heads up the stairs
>You follow without instruction, and head to Pinke's room
>Her quarters seem pretty cozy, if overly dressed in pink
>She hops onto her bed, and motions for you to do the same
>You take a moment to admire how soft the bed is when you do, before Pinkie puts an arm around your shoulders
>>25697350
>you will never purchase sex from an underage magic talking horse with carrots and letting
Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.
>>25697092
>>25697128
>>25697142
>>25697164
>>25697194
I remember this green. Was this from the Anon and his Ponemom threads?
>>25697567
I think you may have accidentally your last word there, buddy.
>>25698130
Dang thing spell checked petting on me.
>"High school? Bleh, too old. Go home and watch saved by the Bell reruns."
>mfw when reading the Spike hypno story
What the fuck? do people actually jack off to this.Worst fucking fetish in my opinion
>>25698980
Well, you know what they say about accounting for taste.
Bump-
>>25699208
-qmuᗺ
>>25699968
ᗺnɯb-
>>25700619
you ruined it.
I wonder if the peeps from our little Filly Fiddler Twilight thread are in here.
Especially the Anon who made the gif.
>>25700671
>gif
Go on.
>>25700720
This gif >>25686560 Sadly the thread died and I'm not sure if I should remake it again. We don't have many draw/writefriends there.Ah, I'll probably do later...
Early morning
boop
>>25700671
>>25700761I'm here
Will you make the thread again or should we hang out here?
>>25700761
>We don't have many draw/writefriends there
No point then
>>25701916
Do you want a new thread?
I mainly want for our draw and writefriends not to dissappear. I'm not sure if they browse here.
As I said we don't had many there, it's a bit hard hard to keep it alive unless you post content all the time.
>>25702278
>>25701916
Not stopping you from making one though.
As I said over there I mainly don't want the requests getting buried under every anon prompt because that's all there's interest in in pretty much every thread. Anon tends to do that. A lot.
>>25702278i am the person who made the gif
I'm fine either way, making a new thread or hanging around here.
>>25702469I can't wait to see it finished. Please give.
Then let's try and stay here, I may throw in my ideas from the threads in here from time to time and see how it goes.
>>25702469
Different anon
I was watching that thread, sad it died. I really want more of that green that was going there
>>25702534
I'm hoping LoreLove will show up here and continuesafter he finishes his break from it
Meanwhile there's always his pastebin with the other stories from the thread.
http://pastebin.com/u/LoreLove
>>25702500
Sorry your thread got dead, m8, it seemed like a nice place when I visited it.
I hope you'll enjoy your time here at least.
Different writefriends come and go here, and maybe the ones from your thread will find their way here eventually, so you might get your ideas realized if you try.
>>25702500i would have finished it last night, but my brother was around and i can't reveal my power level like this
>>25702726I wondered where you went
Do you have a artist tag or site where you posts these? Did you make more animations like this? I'd really like to see more of these.
>>25702795Not really, i used to have a Tumblr a long time ago, but it got deleted. It's the second time i tried something like this, the first being another gif (much more rough and unfinished) that i also posted somewhere around one of those threads.
And here's to hoping the writefag finds us here after his break.
>>25702873A shame, you're pretty good at it
>>25702911t-thanks
>Page 8
You quit that this instant
>>25697468
Rendering and uploading the reading now. Second time trying, recording directly into movie maker sounded awful, like a cassette or something.
>>25704731
>>25697468
>15 minutes of terrible accents
https://youtu.be/0NY031QfE1o
>>25704810
>This video is private.
>>25704951
Whoops. Fixed.
>>25698297
I didn't know autocorrect could kiss.
>>25697468
>Before you can compliment her on the bed, she pulls you in for a kiss
>There's no tongue, but it still takes you by shock
>It lasts for only a few, surprisingly sweet moments before she pulls away
>You both stare at each other blankly for a few moments while you figure out what to say
"What was...?"
>"Do not get the wrong idea child. Pinkie is merely trying to increase her chances of getting more chocolate syrup in Fluttershy's coat!"
"If you say so..."
>"Now then, take off your clothes."
>You fling your shirt into Pinkie's face... purposely... before removing your trousers and underware
>She pulls off the shirt, and looks down at your member
>"You are quite lacking in the genital department child. Pinkie assumes this will not take very long."
>If looks could kill Pinkie would've been long gone
"And how would you know what a dick's supposed to look like?"
>"How do you think Pinkie knows she is a lesbian? She's had sex with many men, all of which have have failed to please her with their long penises but short stamina."
"Kids aren't supposed to have big shlongs..."
>"Oh hush child, and let the fifteen seconds of fun begin!"
>Oh right, she was only used to the stamina of stallions
>Well... she was in for a shock
>"Lay on your back!"
>As you lay down, she bends over, and breathes on your shaft
>She then pops your head into her mouth, and slowly pushes it down your shaft
>She quickly begins to speed up, which feels nice, but nowhere near as good as if she were building tension
>Finally, fifteen seconds pass
>Then twenty
>Then thirty
>After a minute, she pulls off
>She takes a few deep breaths, and looks at you confused
>"What is this? You should've been spraying your seed thirty seconds ago!"
>You shrug, which only infuriates Pinkie
Bümp
>>25705518
>tfw you will never get Pinkie to doubt her sexual powers by not immediately jizzing in her mouse
>>25705952
That pic is creepy as fuck
>>25706242
It's ponyhospital, what the hell did you expect?
>Soon. Yes.
>"You must fuck all the pones Anon. No. Yes."
Bamp
>>25706833
>Twilight finds her son Anon reading a dirty fan drawn comic
>"I don't think ponies can even bend that way Anon. Where the heck did you buy this garbage? Its not even anatomically correct."
>"...Princess Luna."
>"That thousand year old virgin? God horse dammit. I suppose we're lucky she drew the right number of legs. Its weird she didn't draw the mare parts right when there's so much detail on his cooOOOK stopping this train of thought right now."
>>25707720
Where's the Cyanide and Happiness "Diiiiiiiicks" gif when I need it?
>*Don'tthinkofdicksdon'tthinkofdicksdon'tthinkofLuna'sgianthorsedick*
>"Wut's all this about Luna's horse dick?"
>*Ruber ducky, you're the oooone...*
>"So. Ah've bin heering youuhl bin tahkin bout my geeant horse cawk.
>Terrified horse noises
>"Sew, whoos first for Luna's magic cawk ride?"
>Pinkie pushes Anon forward
>>25702575
I'm here now. Wondered what happened to the thread. I'll keep swinging by.
>>25709490
>http://pastebin.com/u/LoreLove
Your pastebin both terrifies and intrigues me. Look forward to maybe seeing more.
>>25709537
Terrifies? That's interesting.
>>25709590
> Berry Milk (18+) (Anthro) (Warning: Cock Vore)
0_0
>>25709665
Heh, only one of those on there. It was for a friend that wanted it.
>>25709689
>oh hey filly fiddler Twilight and Glimmer
>hours later
>fuck, mah dick
>>25709689
Damn, I was hoping you wrote more about it
>>25710104
I do have one other but haven't bothered posting it anywhere. Futa Luna CVing Celestia. More like Celestia willingly doing it herself to a sleeping Luna, but still. Haven't done any others related to that subject, but I've thought about it.
As for filly stuff, that's the most recent on the pastebin. The only other age difference thing I have is a green of anon creeping on a sleeping EQG Sweetie Belle.
>>25710283
I would very much like to read that
>>25709665
>hello there son.
>here's a pro tip if you want to survive your newfound chan adventures:
>drop the emotes.
>If you have an emotion, attach a kek-ful image for the rest of us to save.
>>25709490
There you are, writefriend :D
Looking forward to more!
>>25710283Also I just saw the Sunset and a Horse (18+) story on your pastebin. It is a mighty need to be longer
>>25710662
Yeah, I thought of doing more on that sometime. I just got lots of projects on my mind I want to do and such. My fimfic has stuff not on my pastebin, too.
>>25710409
I'll think about uploading it sometime.
Anons, I'm moving my underage incest smut over from the Satyr thread to here. Things are weird there and I want no part of it.
>You are Anon, happily-married husband of Twilight Sparkle.
>You are as thrilled as you were confused when the two of you discovered that you had the ability to procreate.
>You argued chromosomes and DNA; Twilight argued magic and wizards.
>Guess whose argument won when Twilight's baby-bump began showing.
>Sure, you were suspicious that she was cheating on you.
>To be fair, you thought it was impossible for you to impregnate a completely different species.
>God's sake, you can't even impregnate a chimpanzee, and lord know you tried.
>Closest living species your ASS.
>Anyway, the result of your unnatural coupling was a purple filly that you decided to name "Midnight Magic".
>Partly because Twilight likes names that have to do with times of day.
>Partly because "midnight magic" was exactly what spawned your daughter.
>Anyway, it's been about nine years since your daughter was born.
>Just this morning, Midnight Magic earned her cutie mark!
>Oh, you and Twilight were so proud of her. Twilight especially.
>She kept hugging Midnight and crying about how she was "coming of age" and stuff.
>You asked her about it, but all she told you was that they had to do something special for your daughter.
>In all honesty, you aren't sure what she meant by that.
>A party, maybe?
>Look, you never actually knew that parent-child dynamics were different in Equestria.
>You had no reason to assume otherwise, so don't grill you on this.
>Anyway.
>"Of age" or not, Midnight Magic is still a little filly and she still has a bedtime.
>You made sure that today was a memorable day for your daughter, and you're sure she's all tuckered out.
>And to celebrate your wonderful daughter, you and your horsewife are making love together.
>>25710717
>It started with some heavy kissing.
>You trailed kisses across her jaw, making sure to savour the feeling of Twilight's soft, downy fur against your lips.
>Her moans vibrated against your lips as you trailed them down her neck, down her chest, and across her squirming tummy.
>You gently caressed Twilight's teats (taking great care not to twist them), teasing the hardening buds of ponyflesh just the way she likes it.
>"Ah! Ah-Anon! Don't tease me!"
>Her chest is heaving.
>Oh, you think you'll tease her all you like, thank you.
>A few gentle licks brings her nipples to full attention.
>The elasticity of her flesh makes them bounce back into position after you drag the entire length of our tongue over them.
>Twilight is making the most delicious noises.
>She isn't even bothering to be quiet for your daughter this time.
>"O-oh! Puh-please, Anon! I can't t-take it any more!"
>As you wish, princess.
>You press your tongue against her winking clit, an-
>>"Mommy? Daddy?"
>Oh fuck.
>>25710727
>Why now.
>WHY NOW.
>Those parenting books Twilight gave to you to read didn't cover what to do when your kid walks in on you going down on your wife.
"O-oh, Midnight! What do y-you think you're doing out of b-bed, young lady?
>You don't really know if she heard you; your voice is being muffled by Twilight's vagina.
>MM: "I couldn't sleep, Daddy. My tummy was feeling funny."
>The bedroom door opens all the way, and light spills in.
>....Midnight apparently gives zero fucks that you're just about in position to fuck her mother.
>Your daughter walks in through the door, and the SMELL hits you.
>Tangy, bitter, and a hint of sweetness.
>Similar, but distinct from, the scent that's coming from the pussy that's about an inch away from your face.
>You slowly remove yourself from Twilight's cooter, and get a good look at your daughter.
>In the low light, you can barely make out a dark, wet patch on the crotch of Midnight's pajamas.
>Oh jesus, you think you might know what this means.
>Her first es-
>TS: "Your first estrus! Oh, come here, sweetheart, and give Mommy a big hug!"
>Midnight giggles and trots over to your bed.
>Meanwhile, Twilight turns on the magic lamp that's on her side of the bed.
>With a grunt of effort, Midnight's jumped up onto your bed and has taken your spot on top of your wife.
>You aren't sure how you feel about your own child cockblocking you.
>>25710738
>Still, she and Twilight are happy right now, so you guess that makes up for the lack of sex.
>TS: "Oh, Midnight, I'm so proud of you!"
>She nuzzles a giggling Midnight's face.
>TS: "You know what this means, right? Your Mommy and Daddy get to show you all the different ways your body is changing. Take off your PJ's, Midnight."
>What the actual fuck, Twilight?
>You don't WANT to be a filly-fiddler!
>Too late now; Midnight is naked as the day she was born.
>Her crotchtits are small - VERY small, just beginning to mature. Now that you've been given a good look at them, you can tell that her nipples are nearly identical to Twilight's.
>Your eyes travel a few inches further south until you're met with her horsepussy.
>Her pussy is red and inflamed, and you can see now that it's SOAKED with her marecum.
>Every few seconds, she winks and you and your wife.
>God that's hot.
>Despite it being your flesh-and-blood, you can feel your cock harden painfully at the sight in front of you.
>Twilight cradling your small daughter, poking around at her bits and explaining what happens and where.
>TS: "You see here?"
>Twilight gently plants a hoof onto Midnight's crotch, who gasps at the sensation.
>MM: "Y-yes, Mommy."
>TS: "Milk comes from here when you have a baby. During sex, these things make you feel good."
>Midnight moans lewdly as Twilight rubs small circles on your daughter's small teats.
>She removes her hoof and trails it down towards Midnight's privates.
>TS: "And this is where a stallion puts his penis when you want to make babies."
>>25710766
>For the second time, you watch and your wife fucking masturbates your daughter in front of you.
>>Finally, you break out of your shock.
"Twilight!? What on earth are you doing to our daughter!"
>Twilight looks at you, confused.
>TS: "What do you mean, Anon? I'm teaching her about sex."
>She looks back down and resumes rubbing your daughter's cunt.
>TS: "Typically, a foal will hit her first estrus when she gets her cutie mark. She needs to know what to do when she meets a stallion she likes."
"Which is why you're molesting her."
>She nods happily and starts to kiss Midnight's shoulder and neck.
>You mentally flip through the parenting books that Twilight gave you, hoping to find some sort of clue as to why incest is SUPER COOL here in horseland.
>.... You know what? Fuck it.
"Twilight? Honey? Love of my life?"
>TS: "Mmmhwaahh... Yes, Anon?"
>She's stopped sensually kissing your daughter, but she has a some drool on her chin.
"Is incest just this thing that happens, here? I haven't read anything about it."
>The look on her face is a mixture of lust, confusion, and realization.
>TS: "Oh! That's right, incest is a taboo to humans."
>Well, solved THAT mystery.
>You aren't sure how you lasted something like ten years here without encountering somepony frenching their mother.
>God dammit, Twilight.
>TS: "I guess I can see why, though. Humans don't have access to the magic that prevents recessive gene-
>Midnight whimpers pathetically now that Twilight has stopped rubbing her pussy.
>Twilight laughs as though this is the most fucking endearing thing she's ever seen, and gets back to work.
>TS: "We'll talk more about this later, Anon. Now scoot over here; I need you to demonstrate how sex works."
>Joy of joys.
>Time to fuck your underage daughter.
>You wish this didn't turn you on as much as it did.Midnight buries her face into the crook of Twilight's neck and moans loudly. She seems to twitch involuntarily, and thrusts her hips into her mother's hoof.
>>25710709
I'd read it. What's your FimFic?
>>25710882
Same name.
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/LoreLove
>>25710953
Nice; followed
>>25710773
Dear god, don't stop Analanon!
>>25711066
More tomorrow, friend. It's three in the morning, and I have classes tomorrow. Glad that you're enjoying it.
Bed bump
Page 8 bump
Man, falling off fast. Anon's never gonna fuck Pinkie at this rate.
Hey guys, just letting you know that I will hopefully soon start writing on my next green.
It will be a follow-up to my spa twins story, this time KidAnon will be getting intimate with our marshmallow fashion pony.
I'm getting a pretty good picture of what I want to write, but I may be a little busy these coming days, so if I'm quiet for a while and it takes some time for the first part of the green to come out, don't worry, it's just a minor setback.
After that, I still have my second follow-up with Lotus that I discussed in a previous thread, were she and KidAnon get into some anal action.
Hope you'll look forward to that.Your dongs shall be the ones that mounts the world, anon. Live the dream.
>>25656315
IMO FlutterCord is probably the only age difference relationship that may become canon
>>25713949
Is it taking place before or after the epilogue?
>>25710773
>>25714415
Before. The epilogue, if you consider it canon, is the chronologically last story.
>>25710773
>Your loving horsewife (now filly-fooler) gently drags you over so that you're now sitting in front of your daughter.
>TS: "Midnight? Sweetie? I need you to pay attention for now, okay?"
>The filly pulls her bright-red face out of her mother's shoulder and nods meekly.
>Twilight reaches over and pokes your erect knob with her hoof.
>TS: "This is a penis, Midnight. Do you remember what I told you what you do with it?"
>Midnight Magic nods eagerly, staring hard at your dick.
>MM: "Uh-huh! It goes in my kitty-cat and then I can make foals, right?"
>She looks up at Twilight with this adorably innocent uncertain look on her face.
>Like she's worried she did something wrong.
>HNG
>Your heart and/or boner!
>Twilight uses her magic to levitate your daughter, and Midnight squeals in delight at the sensation.
>She's always loved flying. It's no surprise that "Auntie Rainbow" is her favourite honorary family member.
>You're brought out of your musings by the sensation of something hot and wet pressing against the head of your cock.
>You instinctively reach out to grab and support whatever's about to impale itself on your rod, but you find that your arms are being held in place by a purple glow.
>Twilight grins when she sees your predicament.
>TS: "Sorry, honey, but I know how you are with your social taboos. I don't want to take any chances with our daughter's education."
>You guess that's true...
>You're cool with nudity now, for the most part; you still wear a banana hammock when you go outdoors.
