>Discord and Eris Edition
>Previous Thread
>>25486359
>Twisted Desires Pastebin
>Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
>Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
>Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
>Knifey where is you? Check his story out here
>http://pastebin.com/BAKYHgJ8
>And Miney, his story can be found here
>http://pastebin.com/u/mintyanon
>Like always if you want to write something go ahead
>If not sit back and enjoy or talk about vidyas of your choice
So what's the story so far?
>>25655826
What, the other one died?
Lost the thread and found on page 9, we need to do a better job to keep it alive
Aw the thread died, you guys want to use this thread or should I just make a new one?
>>25657672
Stay on this one for.now
>>25655826
I wonder what would happen to her if I were to slice her with the master sword? Hmmm...
Alright, Paste is updated, I got most of my stuff packed besides my Xbone and TV.
Okay I can get to typing again
>>25658816
Very well
The sisters brings Saitama into the battle, what happens
Bump for the bump god!
>>25659859
What the fuck is that shit
"Yeah I think I'm gonna go with them." You say "What about you?"
>Umbra sighs
>"I have a meeting with the captains." She says "I'm going to need their assistance if were going to go through with unsealing Eris."
"Sounds like that's gonna be fun."
>Umbra rolls her eyes
>After you say that you realize something
"Wait, are you going to tell them about Discord?"
>Umbra shakes her head
>"I'm just going to tell them that the sisters are sending someone to find us." Umbra says "And that you said he's most likely to find us."
>Okay, that's good
>Umbra telling the captains that a spirit of chaos is on the way would probably freak them out
"How do you think they're gonna react?"
>Umbra sighs
>"I know two will react poorly." Umbra says "Their names are Marie and Stormhoof. They wanted to cast you out when I told them I would fight the sisters for you."
>At least you know not everyone enjoys you being here
>"Arthas, Cyprus, and another captain named Jin went against them, saying that you had a right to be here." Umbra says "I can on;y imagine how this meeting will go."
>Umbra rests her head on you
>"I don't want to get into another argument about how I won't give you up." She says "They're annoying."
>You laugh before you hear a knock at the door
>"Come in!" Umbra says
>As the doors open Ariadne and Cynthia come in
>They look like they're extremely happy today
>>25662036
>>"I don't want to get into another argument about how I won't give you up." She says "They're annoying."
Is it annoying because she has to sing this every time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>25663308
God dammit I knew someone was gonna do this
>>25663920
>>25662036
Goddamn, roll with Umbra, captaing meeting sounds far more interesting
>>25655826
That pic seems old, here have a new one.
>>25655826
>>25664386
I've seen that look before...
>>25664386
Yoooooooo, this one is awesome
>>25664386
Woo, you magnificent bastard! This is great.
>>25664284
That's the plan
>>25662036
>When Ariadne and Cynthia came into your room, you all got dressed and ready to go
>Exiting the room you watch as Ariadne and Cynthia bounce down the hall
"They look so happy."
>"They should be." Umbra says "They're excited to have Lance back."
"I have to walk through the empire with them like this." You say "That should be fun."
>Umbra chuckles as you all continue down the stairs
>As you all reach the main hall, you head over to the dinning room for breakfast
>Taking your seats Edith came out to get your orders
>You felt like eggs and steak today
>Umbra ordered the same as you and Ariadne and Cynthia got pancakes
>While you ate you could just see the excitement on Cynthia's face
>She kept humming a happy tune as well
>After breakfast you all found yourselves back in the main hall
>"So how long will you'll be out?" Umbra asks
"The same as usual, we're going out to The Stray Mare." You say "You sure you can't postpone that meeting?"
>She sighs before nodding her head
>"I'm sure." Umbra says "This is going to be a very important meeting and we have to decide on something."
>Umbra stands up before planting a kiss on you
>"Go enjoy yourself, my love." Umbra says "You and your friends earned it. Maybe another time I can take you all to The Icy Gem Cavern."
>You smile
"I'd like that." You say "I could see that being a very fun night."
>You both kiss one more time before you feel something tug at your arm
>Looking over you see Cynthia trying to pull you off Umbra
>"Come on, Anon!" She cries "Let's go get my brother!"
"Alright, alright." You say with a chuckle "Let's go."
>Umbra lets go of you and waves you goodbye as you all head towards the door
>>25665026
>You are Umbra
>You watch as Anonymous opens the door and him and the girls head out
>As the door begins to close you see someone open it
>It's Arthas
>He enters the castle before shutting the door behind him
>"Good morning, my Queen" Arthas says "I take it Anonymous is going to fetch Lance."
>You nod your head
"Yes, Lance is finally being released from the hospital." You say "That mean you can start their training up again."
>A smile flashes on his face before he reverts back to his usual self
>"Oh, my Queen, I keep forgetting to tell you..." Arthas says "Did Credo tell you he was making improvements on the boys armors?"
>You shake your head
"No, I didn't." You say "That's why he took their armor?"
>Arthas nods
>"He said he wanted to improve them for the boys." Arthas says "I'm curious to see what he does."
>As are you
>Looking over to the clock hanging in the main hall, you look over to Arthas
>"Day court is about to start soon." He says "We should get going."
>You chuckle before nodding your head
"The other captains are not even present yet." You say "They should be here after day court."
>"They better." Arthas says "I had to track each of them down and give them the time."
>Heading up the stairs you enter your throne room
>Making your way over to your throne, you take your seat while Arthas stands besides you
"Let them in!" You say "It's best to get this over with."
Signing off
Tomorrow is the day I move so I have to wake up early, that means I'll get some green out at an earlier time
Anyway just keep it alive and I'll post as soon as I can
Bed bump
Hump
>>25665456
Eris when
>>25667965
Hopefully never, senpai.
I made it, and I have internet
So just give me a moment to relax and I'll get to it
Goodnight bump
>>25670680
ERIS WHEN
>>25664386
This one is great, where have you been m8?
>>25672948
I lost all interest to anything mlp related so I started going on other boards. I almost forgot this board existed until a friend of mine brought it up days ago. Anyways, good to see this umbra threads are still alive.
>>25673772
Well either way, it's good to have you back
>>25664386
Noice, keep up the good work
>>25672940
>>25674908
E R I S W H E N
>>25665456
>Day court went by smoothly
>It was as dull as usual
>But at least it's done
>"Well then, I think it's time we get going." Arthas says "We have a meeting to attend to."
>Nodding your head, you rise from your throne and walk with Arthas
>"I hope you know what you're doing." He says as you head down the stairs in the main hall "The other captains might not be so on board with this."
>You sigh
>You're going to have to convince them
"Well they're going to have to be." You say "We need more allies."
>And Eris would make quite the ally
>Heading towards the stairs you make your way up
>Reaching the 3rd floor, you walk down the hall
>"Well just know, Queen Umbra, you have my support on this." Arthas says "I would love to be apart of something my ancestor was apart of."
>You knew that would get him
>You smile as you reach the doors
>Placing a hoof on the door, you take a deep breath
"Ready, Arthas?"
>He nods his head
"Then let's do this."
>Pushing open the doors you and Arthas step inside
I'm so fucking drained right now
>>25675796
>As you enter the War Room, you see that your captains are here
>Each of them get up and salute you as you make your way over to your seat
>Arthas takes his seat first before removing his helmet
>Taking your seat you relax for a moment
"So here we are, another emergency meeting." You say looking at each of them "Thank you all for showing up on such short notice."
>"Of course, Queen Umbra!" Cyprus says "Whenever you need us, we'll be here."
>You smile at his attitude
>"So what is it this time?" Stormhoof asks "The last time we had a meeting like this, was when you told you were going to the other Crystal Empire."
>"Please tell me it's not something like that again." Marie says
>Here we go again
>You shake your head
"No, I'm afraid it's worse than that."
>Each of your captains look dead at you
"The princesses are sending someone to find Anonymous." You say "Anonymous himself said that he's bound to find us eventually."
>Almost instantly Marie puts her hooves on the table
>"You see?!" She says "I told you all this would happen!"
>She looks directly at you
>"I know you don't want to hear this, my queen, but you need to give them the human." Marie says "The longer he's here the more danger you put your empire in."
Signing off
Pic related is me at the moment
Bed bump
>>25660759
That shit is ponified Angron (dude from HH/30-40k universe), primarch of the XIIth legion, World Eaters
>>25676473
Hope Umbra slaps Marie's shit.
>>25680292
Demotion and Anon taking her place.
>>25675437
>>25680292
Affirmative.
>>25677674
HERESY
>>25676473
Marie a shit, Callie a best
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oMWEjWCwjzM
Final Fantasy 7 remake gameplay
Ready for what's coming next
>>25676473
>Your eye twitches
>Already?
>She already telling you to send him back!?
>Rising from your chair you get ready to tear into her
>But before you can say anything, Cyprus speaks up
>"I was wondering how long it would take for you to suggest that." Cyprus says "It hasn't even been five minutes yet."
>Marie looks over to him
>"So you still support him being here?!" Maria asks
>Cyprus nods before getting up
>"Of course I do!" Cyprus says "I don't see why you feel the need to get rid of him."
>"Because he's a danger to the empire!" Marie says "We've remained hidden for so long and now, Queen Umbra wants to throw all that away because she in love with him!"
"Marie, you're treading on VERY thin ice right now."
>"Oh right, I forgot he's a menace." Cyprus says in a sarcastic tone "I mean him and his friends didn't save some of our ponies from a rich bastard that held them hostage."
>You hear Jin chuckle
>"Not only that, but they stopped said pony who had taken over the dungeon." Cyprus continues "And to top it all off, they got hurt from it, and they all ended up in the hospital."
>Cyprus chuckles and shakes his head
>"Yeah, let's just fuck him over then." Cyprus says "It only seems like the right choice."
>Marie looks away
>"It doesn't matter." Marie says "We have to keep the empire hidden, and in order to do that we need to hand over the human to the sisters."
>Enough of this!
"MARIE!"
>Both Marie and Cyprus jump
>You place your hooves on the table
"How dare you speak of Anonymous ad his friends like that!" You say "I should strip you of the title of captain!"
>Marie looks down at the table
>"You best mind your tongue!" You yell "I am in NO mood to put up with this today!"
>Marie says nothing more before sitting back down
>>25685231
Slap the cunt
>>25685231
>Umbra right now.
>>25685355
heh
Eris when
>>25685231
>"I only want what's best for the empire." Marie says "How can you keep putting your citizens in danger for this human?"
>Just as your about to sit down?!
>As you rise from your seat again, Arthas puts his hoof up
>"Queen Umbra." He says "Just relax."
>You stare at him for a moment before sitting down
>"Marie, that's enough." Arthas says "Queen Umbra didn't call this meeting to talk about Anonymous."
>Looking over you see Arthas and Jin both have their eyes closed
>"And besides, you should know that no matter what we say to the Queen, we'll never separate her from her beloved." Jin says
>"Such is love." Stormhoof says with a sigh "What a pain."
>You chuckle
"They're right." You say "And Anonymous is a citizen of this empire, therefore he is under my protection."
>Cyprus only nods his head while Marie remains silent
"Now Marie, anymore quips about Anonymous or what we should do with him and I'll seal that mouth of yours shut."
>Marie only nods her head
>"So Queen Umbra, why are we here?" Jin asks
"Well we might as well get to it." You say "I called you all here because I know someone that can help us with this fellow that's looking for us and Anonymous."
>Jin and Stormhoof looked intrigued while Cyprus looks confused
"We're going to unseal a powerful ally tomorrow." You say "I need all your support tomorrow."
Signing off
>>25685348
>>25685355
It might happen The meetings not over yet
>>25688876
Tomorrow or Tuesday
Oh boy, the climax approaches
>>25689477
>"Such is love." Stormhoof says with a sigh "What a pain."
>>25689477
Yay, Eris finally
>>25689588
Yeah, but more importantly, our non canon lewd with Eris
>>25691893
Are we finally all back to being anons? Hallelujah
>>25692915
Feel the equality.
>>25693577
NEVER
StarlightXAmon
MarieXAnon.
She's Tsundere for him.
>>25689477
>"Wait, tomorrow?!" Arthas asks
>You nod your head
"The sooner the better." You say "I need time to talk to her and get her adjusted to the empire now."
>You look window
"The empire is a much different place now."
>You look over to him
"The boys will also be ready tomorrow."
>"You're bringing them along?" Marie asks "Why?!"
>"It was my idea. We could use the backup." Arthas says "Is there a problem with that?"
>He glares at her
>You look over to Marie to see her shake her head
>"Hold on..." Jin says "What exactly are we unsealing?"
>You look over to him
"A friend." You say "If your asking what she is, well... You'll see."
>Jin and Stormhoof look at each other
>"So if she's a friend, why is she sealed away?" Cyprus asks
>"And how come this is the first time any of us are hearing about it?" Stormhoof asks
"This is the first time you're hearing about it, because this is a secret know by only a few." You say "The only ponies to know about this was an ancestor of Arthas's, and the captains at the time."
>You look over to Cyprus
"She sealed away because she was being a menace to the empire." You say "She liked to play jokes and cause trouble."
>"So then why are we going to release her?" Marie asks
"Because she's our best chance at stopping the person the sisters are sending."
>>25695376StarlightxAmonAmarth
>>25695515
What about the DocxAnonxUmbra
>>25696050
heh
>>25695955
>"Is she that powerful?" Arthas asks
>You smile
"She is." You say "She's one of the few beings in this world that have come close to defeating me in combat."
>You look out the window
"If she had won that duel... She would be running my empire right now."
>"Whoa." Cyprus says "That's kinda scary."
>It is
>Although now you're sure you can take her in a fight
>"Are you sure this is a good idea, my Queen?" Jin asks
>You look back to him and nod
"With all of us working together, I'm sure things will go right." You say "Besides, we need her."
>Each captain looks at each other before Cyprus speaks up
>"Well you can can count me in." Cyprus says "I'll clear my schedule for tomorrow."
>You smile before looking over to Stormhoof and Jin
>"This could be interesting, Stormhoof." Jin says "It's a chance to be a part of history."
>"Even though I somewhat agree with Marie about this Anonymous fellow, we could use another powerful ally against the sisters." Stormhoof says "Very well, we'll be ready tomorrow."
>Thank goodness
>At least Stormhoof knows when to keep his opinions of Anonymous to himself
>Unlike a certain mare in this room
>Looking over to Marie, you await her answer
>You're sure she'll somehow try to drag Anonymous into this
>"It's so hard for me to agree with all of this." She says "Especially when we can solve it all just by-"
"Marie. If you finish that sentence, nopony in this room will be able to help you escape my wrath."
>You stare deep into her eyes almost as if you were trying to see her soul before she looks away
>"Since everypony else is on board, then I guess I am too." She says "I'll be ready tomorrow."
>You smile
"And since Arthas told me he's ready whenever..." You say "That means we're ready for tomorrow."
>>25700593
>"Arthas, what about your boys?" Jin asks "They only just healed up, right?"
>Arthas nods
>"They'll be fine, I'll get them suited up and ready tomorrow." Arthas says "This should be a great way to get them back into it."
>You see Marie look away
"Well then get some rest tonight, everypony." You say "Tomorrow is gong to be very important for all of us."
>They all nod their head before getting up to leave
>Except Arthas, who stays seated
>As they exit the room, you look over to Arthas
>"Tomorrow should be fun." Arthas says "The captains haven't worked together on one assignment in some time."
>He looks over to the door
>"Still... Marie's distrust for Anonymous worries me." He says "She better not do anything foolish tomorrow."
"If she does, it'll be the last thing she does as a captain." You say "But you never know, maybe when she works with him tomorrow she'll warm up to him."
>"We can only hope." Arthas says "Well then, I think it's time I get going."
>You nod your head as he rises from his seat
"See you tomorrow, Arthas." You say "Make sure you get some rest."
>"You too, my Queen." He says as he exits the room
>As the door closes behind him, you lean back against your seat
>Well, you did it
>Tomorrow you'll work with the captains and Anonymous and his friends to unseal Eris
"I just hope everything goes right."
>Getting up from your seat, you figure you'll go see your brother
>At least until Anonymous comes home
>Walking towards the door you head out and upstairs
No promises, but tomorrow might be the day
bed bump
>>25700786
>inb4 Marie is an Alastor sympathizer.
njk
Sorry I'm a little stuck right now everyone
ERIS WHEN
>>25707089
Rager, how many times I've told you to not put your dick on weird places
>>25709670
>>25709930
One just can wonder what Rager's fetishes are
>>25700786
"And that what's going to happen tomorrow." You say as Sombra moves his chess piece
>You told Sombra everything
>About the meeting and about Eris
>He was more surprised to hear about Eris
>Sombra looks to you as he awaits your next move
>"Well then, dear sister, I wish you luck with this." Sombra says "I hope you know what you're doing."
>You nod your head
"I do. I have faith everything will go well tomorrow."
>You make your move
>Looking up to your brother, you smile
>"What?" He asks before looking down at the table
"Checkmate." You say "I win, again."
>His eyes go wide before they meet yours
>You know that look anywhere
>You sigh
>Here we go again
>Sombra yells in frustration before throwing the chessboard
>As the pieces fly everywhere, you shake your head
"You know this is fun and all, but do you think we can play a different game?" You ask "I get the feeling chess isn't your strong suit. Maybe checkers?"
>Sombra opens his mouth, but before anything can come out you hear another voice
>"Hey Umbra?" You hear a voice call out
>That must be Anonymous!
>Closing your eyes, you leave the realm of your mind and return to the real world
>Opening your eyes, you turn around and you see Anonymous standing there
>Smiling, you stand up and jump at him
>>25710700
MLP and Monster girlslike the birds girls in Dark Soulsare the two main ones
>>25710739
"Anonymous!"
>Anonymous catches you in his arms and you give him a hug
>"Hey there Umbra..." He says returning the hug "How'd your meeting go?"
>You smile
"It went better than expected." You say "Apart from one mare that kept questioning me..."
>"That's good to hear." He says before looking behind you "Hey Sombra."
>Looking back you see your brother pulsate violently on the wall
>"Is he alright?" Anonymous asks "Or was the sight of us hugging too much for him?"
>You laugh
"He's just being a sore loser again." You say "Anyway, how did it go with Ariadne and Cynthia?"
>"It went well." Anonymous says "The girls were excited to have Lance back."
>Anonymous rubs his head
>"Both of them were so loud when they saw him all healed up." He says "But it was all nice to see."
>You would hope so
>Ariadne has her love back and Cynthia has her brother back
"Why don't we return to our room?" You say "We have some things to go over for tomorrow."
>"What about Sombra?" Anonymous asks
"He needs to cool off." You say "We can talk to him tomorrow."
>Letting go of Anonymous, you both head out of the room and back to your room
>>25711138
>Entering your room you and Anonymous split up to get ready for bed
>As you do you tell him about what happened during the meeting
>He didn't really know how to react about Marie
>"So tomorrow, huh?" Anonymous asks "Well I'll be ready. I'm sure the guys will be too."
>That's good to know
>Everyone will need to be on top of their game for tomorrow
>As the both of you finish getting undressed you notice Anonymous climbing into bed
>Better not keep him waiting
>Climbing into bed you snuggle up next to Anonymous
>He lets out a yawn before looking down at you
>"I guess we should get straight to sleep." Anonymous says "We'll need our energy for tomorrow."
>You nod your head
"We need to get up early so you and your friends can grab your gear from Credo."
>Anonymous nods his head and you two kiss before closing your eyes
>"Goodnight, Umbra." Anonymous says
"Goodnight, Anonymous." You say "Sweet dreams."
>And as you begin to drift off, you think to yourself
>Tomorrow is going to be a very important day
>Not just for Anonymous and the empire
>But for you as well
>You're going to see her again
>You only hope she'll be happy to see you
>Letting out one final yawn, you drift off to sleep
Now I can say tomorrow will be the day
Bed Bump
>>25710739
Monster girls?
>>25713004
Horse, Snake, Spider, and Slime are best
Fite me
>>25713753
Are you me, Rager?
>>25713753
Shit taste
f f
please don't die
>>25716096
Unlike Eli, we never die
>>25716692
We're on page 9
>>25711214
>You are Anon
>As you sleep you feel someone pushing you
>"Anonymous, it's time to wake up." You hear Umbra say
>Opening your eyes, you see Umbra smiling at you
>You smile back before she kisses you
>"Good morning, did you sleep well?" Umbra asks
>You wipe the sleep from your eyes before nodding your head
>You both went to bed really early, so you're good to go
>Looking around the room, you see it's still somewhat dark
>Looks like the sun is barely rising
"What time is it?"
>"It's only six." Umbra says "I woke up thirty minutes ago. I was going to wake you up too, but..."
>She nuzzles up to you
>"I really like this." She says "Staying warm with you."
>You let out a relaxed sigh
>God, she's warm
>It's only now that you realize how cold it is
"It's gonna be one of those days."
>As you lay there with Umbra you remember something you were gonna ask her last night
"Umbra, how are the guys supposed to know about today?"
>"Arthas is going to get them." Umbra says "A maid ran up a note from him, that's how I woke up."
>You look up to the ceiling
"So how long do you want to stay like this?"
>"Just a little bit longer." Umbra says "We'll go see Credo right after this."
>>25717540
And we didn't die
>>25718061
Page 8
>>25718849
Nigga we livin'
>>25717774
>After a short bit of cuddling you both got out of bed and got ready
>You both got dressed quickly and headed out
>On your way down to Credo's workshop, you see notice that the maids are starting to come out
>When you reach the main hall, Umbra asks a maid if Edith can prepare a quick breakfast for her and you
>Just a cup of coffee and a muffin
>Reaching Credo's workshop, Umbra knocks on the door
>No response
>Umbra knocks again, this time harder
>after a moment of silence you hear crashing noises from inside
>The door slowly opens and you see a rather tired looking Credo
>"Good morning, Lady Umbra!" Credo says before looking at you "And good morning, Anon! I take it yer here for yer gear?"
>He looks tired, but he sounds like he's full of energy
>"Yes Credo, we'v come to grab Anonymous's things." Umbra says
>"Well come on in!" Credo says opening the door "It's all ready for ya!"
>Entering his workshop, you see your armor and sword waiting for you
>Credo walks over and takes a seat as does Umbra
>"Well? Try it on!" Credo says "I worked hard to improve it."
>Nodding your head you start to put your armor back on
>"So Credo, what exactly did you do to their armors?" Umbra asks
>"Well, for starters I made Anon's armor stronger while making it easier for him to move in." Credo says "Can you tell, Anon?"
>Taking your shirt off, you pick up the chest piece
>Huh, it is lighter
>Nodding your head you begin to put it on
>"As for the boys..." Credo says "Biggs's armor is made to offer greater protection against large numbers."
>Kicking your casual pants off you put on the ones for your armor
>"I made Lance's a little bit heavier and stronger, for more protection as well." Credo says "I'm sure he'll get used to it quickly."
>Lastly the boots
>"And Wedge gets the same treatment as Anon." Credo says "Except his now has a bit more armor onto his making him less agile."
>Grabbing your gloves you slip them on and grab Rebellion
"All right. I'm all set."
>>25719986
Are we getting Eris tonight?
>>25719986
>Umbra stands up and smiles at you
>"You did a wonderful job, Credo." Umbra says "Hopefully this will keep him safe."
>"Thank you, Lady Umbra." He says "I aim to please."
>Umbra looks over to you
>"We should wait for the others to show up." Umbra says "We can go when they're ready."
>Nodding your head you and Umbra sit down
>A maid brought both your breakfast to you, so you could finally get something in your stomach
>While you eat, you see Credo rubbing his head
"Rough night?"
>Credo chuckles
>"You could say that." Credo says "I just have a small headache."
>"Maybe you shouldn't stay out so late and drink." Umbra says "I'm not saying you can't. I'm just saying you should cut back."
>"It's hard, My Queen." Credo says "The taverns just have the best drinks around!"
>He laughs before looking at you
>"So Anon, when are we going to drink together?" Credo asks
"I don't know, we should head out sometime."
>Umbra looks over to you
"I'll be responsible."
>Credo laughs again
>"Yeah, don't worry, Lady Umbra!" Credo says "I'll take care of him!"
>As you continue to talk with Credo, your friends arrive with Arthas
>They were excited to see what Credo did with their armor
>After they got all suited up, you said your goodbye to Credo and headed outside
>As you walk across the snowy field you see four other ponies
>Hey it's that one captain, Cyprus
>The other three must be the other captains
>>25720759
>Pic Related
Bed Bump
bump page 9 edition
>>25721095
Marie
Page 9
>>25721095
Goddamit Rager what's up with your fetish of teasing
>>25728313
>>25728313
He's also the master of cliffhangers
>>25721095
>Stopping near the captains they look over to you
>While Arthas walks up to them you turn to see your friends talking about their armor
>"I really like what Credo did to my armor." Biggs says "I feel like an indestructible shield now."
>"You look the part too." Lance says "I'm glad he touched up my armor."
>"Same here." Wedge says "We should be better protected now."
>"So these are Arthas's boys..." A black stallion says "They still look green."
>"They may look green, but there's something special about them, Jin." Arthas says
>The captain walks up to you four before walking around you
>It's almost as if he's examining you
>"So you're Queen Umbra's lover..." He says stopping in front of you "A pleasure, I am Captain Jin. I'm the one in charge of the wall you see surrounding out empire."
>He holds his hoof out
>"It's nice to meet you four finally." He says
"It nice to meet you too." You say before shaking his hoof
>As he moves down and shakes hooves with your friends a grey stallion walks up to you
>You can already tell that this guy doesn't seem too friendly
>"I am Captain Stormhoof." He says holding out his hoof "I'm in charge of sending out squads to patrol the wastes."
>Shaking his hoof he moves down to your friends
>Looking off to the side you see a white mare with a black mane glaring at you
>She does not look too happy to see you
>The only question is what did you do?
>"Marie, introduce yourself." Umbra says
>The mare looks over to Umbra before approaching you
>"I'm Captain Marie." She says in a cold tone "I'm in charge of security inside the empire, among other things."
>She doesn't even hold her hoof for you, she just walks away
>You look over to Umbra
"Did I do something wrong?"I remember I was playing Golden at the time and I named her Marie because I hated her
>>25729762
>Umbra only stares at Marie, who has her back to Umbra
>"No, my love. You didn't do anything." Umbra says a hint of irritation in her voice
>"Nah, she's always like that." Cyprus says "She doesn't trust you. She thinks we should ship you back to the princesses."
>You raise an eyebrow at her
>So she's like how Arthas was when you first got here
>Whatever, if she doesn't trust you, you'll have to find some way for her to trust you
>Umbra shakes her head before calling out to all of you
>"Come, now that introductions are over, let's not waste anymore time." She says
>As Umbra heads off, her captains follow right behind her
>Looking over to your friends, they nod and you all follow them
>"That one captain is kinda cute." Wedge says "It's strange she doesn't like Anon though."
"It doesn't bother me, maybe she'll come around after this."
>Reaching the training ground you all enter the arena
>Lining up next to the captains, Umbra and Arthas take the front
>"So we all know why we're here." Arthas says "Queen Umbra believes a powerful ally slumbers deep under our hooves. Our job is to help her with unsealing her."
>Arthas looks over to you and your friends
>"I want you four to stay behind us." He says "I also need one hundred and ten percent from you four."
>You all nod your head before Arthas looks to the other captains
>"You four already know what we need to do." Arthas says "Protect the Queen, at all costs."
Damn character limit
>>25730295
>They all nod before Arthas looks over to Umbra
>He nods his head and stands besides you
>"Stand back everypony." Umbra says as horn begins to glow
>Suddenly feel the ground begin to shake
>Looking at Umbra, you can see the concentration in her face
>It looks like she's struggling to preform this spell
>Sweat starts to form before it runs down her head
>Continuing to watch, you see the floor open before you
>As it opens you see a set of staircases leading down
>Whoa, it goes down
>You see candles light up, but you still don't see the bottom
>Jesus, she had to move all this crystal out of the way?
>When the glow around her horn dies down you rush over to her side
>She's panting heavily as she tries to recover her breath
"You okay, Umbra?"
>She nods her head before looking over to you
>"I'm fine, I just haven't done that in a long time." She says with a wink "Come on, let's get going."
>Getting up you wait till you and your are the last ones to head in
>"Our first day back and we're already doing crazy shit." Biggs says "I love it."
>"Eh, no rest for us." Lance says "I wouldn't have it any other way."
>"Come on you guys, we got to get going."
>Letting out a chuckle you all begin to head down the stairs
>>25730310
>It feels like it's been forever since you've gone down these steps
>Step after step after step, it's crazy!
>Eris must have been really bad if Umbra sealed her this far down
>It didn't help that everyone is quiet
>You wish you could be up there with Umbra, but orders are orders
>Finally when you reach the ground level of this place, you all stop at an impressive looking door
>Umbra's horn begins to light up again and you hear the sound of locks becoming undone
>After a few clicks the doors open, and you feast your eyes on the inside of the room
"Whoa..."
>Looking around the chamber you see how spacious it is
>The crystal walls shine a dark purple while banners decorate it
>The crystal floor is black, but it has purple rugs leading to another sturdy looking door
>"Why is it so big in here?" Lance asks as he begins to fly around
>"This was how she wanted her chambers to look." Umbra says "She wouldn't go to sleep otherwise."
>Was she spoiled or something
>"So am I to believe she's in here?" Jin asks looking up to the door
>Umbra nods her head
>"Before we go any further, I want you all to get ready." Umbra says
>"We're already ready." Stormhoof says "I can't say the same about the rookies."
>"We're good to go." Biggs says
>Looking over to Umbra, you nod
>"Well if everypony is set." Umbra says
>Umbra's horn lights up and the locks on the door begin to come undone
>After hearing the last lock, you see Umbra hesitate to open the door
>Walking up besides her she looks up at you
"I'm hear for you, don't worry."
>Umbra smiles before pushing open the door
>As they open up you're immediately shocked at the first thing you see
>Is that Discord?!
>No, wait... He looks more feminine
>"That's her." Umbra says "Eris."
>This is Eris?!
>What the shit?!
>As Umbra gets closer you notice that Eris's eyes are beginning to open
>>25728313
>>25729338
Heh
Bed Bump
Nump
Fug
So many bumps, how many more rager?
>>25734631
Well, I just got home. So... Yeah
>>25735373
bump
why not have some discussion instead of bump
>>25735987
Yeah, what this guy said
>>25737030
why should we follow what one guy said?
We've seen that Umbra's quite a bit smarter than her brother, but is there anything Sombra's better at? This sort of thing keeps me awake at night.
>>25737611
Well, he is apimp
is it me or does the story feel rushed?
>>25730458
"Umbra! She's waking up!"
>As Eris begins to slowly open her eyes, she begins to rise from that lavish bed of hers
>While she continues to rise, you see she looks just like Discord
>Apart from her slender figure and her more feminine features on her face
>Her eyes are the same as Discord, as are her horns
>Hell, if Discord wanted to be a girl, this is what he would look like
>She even has a cute looking hairdo
>Her eyes open fully and she looks around her surroundings
>Umbra takes a defensive stance as Arthas speaks out
>"Everypony!" Arthas says "Get ready to defend Queen Umbra!"
>Everyone draws their weapons as Eris turns her attention to Umbra
>"Who dares awaken me?" Eris says in a chilling voice
>Umbra moves closer to her
>"Eris, it's me, Umbra." Umbra says "Remember?"
>"Umbra?" Eris says "You... You sealed me away..."
>The tensions so thick in here you can cut it with your sword
>Umbra nods
>"I did, but remember it was part of our deal." Umbra says "If I defeated you, you would sleep."
>"You cheated!" Eris yells, causing you all to go on guard
>"No, I didn't." Umbra says "You let overconfidence get the better of you."
>"Eris shakes her head
>"Liar! It matters not though. " Eris says "Now that you've woken me up, I can finally be free again!"
>She takes an aggressive stance
>"And what better way to enjoy my new freedom, than to enact my revenge on you!" Eris says "And once I'm done with you, I'll take your empire!"
>Oh no
>Umbra holds her ground
>"Eris, don't do this..." Umbra says "Let's just talk about this."
>"The time for talk is over!" Eris says "Now we fight! Have at you!"
>And just like that Eris pounces Umbra
>>25739020
Tickle fight?
Don't you stop
>Eris swoops in and grabs Umbra, lifting her in the air with her
"Umbra!" You yell out
>Eris turns to you
>"Nobody moves, or your Queen gets it!" Eris says
>None of you moves a muscle as you're unsure what to do
>"Dammit!" Arthas says "We need to do something!"
>"There's no way she can stop us all." Cyprus says "We should just rush her."
>"Yes, from all sides... And above." Jin says looking up
>Glancing up you see Lance flying high above Eris
>"Then let's save our Queen." Stormhoof says
>You all quickly get in position and surround Eris
>While you do this Lance get's ready to strike
>Once you're all in position, Arthas speaks up
>"All right everypony, Charg-"
>"WAIT!" Umbra yells out "Don't move!"
>You all look at her
"Wait, why?"
>Umbra looks back to Eris
>"How long are you going to keep this up?" Umbra asks
>Eris looks confused
>"Keep what up? My revenge?" Eris asks "I won't stop until everything you own is mine!"
>Umbra rolls her eyes
>"H-Hey, I'm serious!" Eris says "I'll take everything from you!"
>"No you won't." Umbra says "Because you're not even being serious."
>The look of hatred leaves Eris's face instantly
>"No way, you couldn't have found me out already!" Eris says "I was doing such a good job!"
>What?
>"Have at you? You don't talk like that." Umbra says "And besides you just revealed yourself."
>Eris sports a dumbfounded look on her face
>Looking around at everyone else they're also confused
>A moment of silence passes before a smile forms on Eris's face
>"Oh well I tried to have some fun..." Eris says pulling Umbra into a hug "Umbra! I missed you!"
>>25740182
>Umbra look surprised
>"You missed me?" Umbra asks "Really?"
>She nods her head
>"Why wouldn't I?" Eris asks "I don't know how long I've been down here, But I can tell it's been a long time."
>Umbra smile and Eris puts her down
>"I missed my best friend," Eris says "Really the only friend I had."
>D'aww
>Umbra looks back to all of you
>"Stand down, everypony." Umbra says "There's no threat present."
>Eris smiles before laying back down on her bed
>"So Umbra, how long has it been?" Eris asks "I see you don't have that old fart of a head captain with you."
>Looking over to Arthas, you see he has his eyes closed as he lets out an irritated sigh
>You hold back a chuckle
>"It's been a few years." Umbra says "This is my newest head captain, Arthas. His great, great, great, great, great grandfather was the one you knew."
>Eris looks over Arthas before looking back to Umbra
>"Why do they look so angry?" Eris says before looking at the other captains
>The only two that haven't lowered their guard are Marie and Stormhoof
>When she looks over at you and your friends, she raises an eyebrow at you
>Eris gets up off her bed and makes her way over to you
>For the first time you see a nervous look on Umbra's face
>"And who's this?" Eris asks as she circles around you
>You're starting to feel a bit uncomfortable here
>Umbra's eyes are glued to you and Eris
>All you can do is shrug
>When she makes a full circle her eyes meet yours
>"He's kinda cute." Eris says, a smile forming on her face
Bed bump
>>25740182
Oh shit rager pls no
pumb
>>25737611
At being a pimp, that's actually his cutie mark
>>25740182
CHAOS RAPE
>>25740374
>Oh...
>Not like this...
>Eris looks over to Lance, Biggs, and Wedge
>While she does, you look over to Umbra
>She looks like she's about to flip out on Eris
>Her captains are all huddled together and talking
>Can you get some help over here!?
>"They're all kinda cute." She says before returning to you "But this one's different, like me."
>The way she's eyeing you...
>It's scary, but slightly arousing
"So handsome, what's your name and what exactly are you?" Eris asks
>You swallow the lump in your throat
"A-Anonymous, or Anon." You say "I-I'm a human."
>Jesus, get it together!
>Eris smiles
>"Anon, huh?" Eris asks before running two fingers down your chest piece "Tell me Anon, ever been with a Draconequus before?"
>God dammit, why does this always happen to you?!
"Uh, well I... Um...."
>"Wait! Anon's a committed human!" Lance yells "A-Actually we all are! Yeah that's right, we all have marefriends!"
>Lance with the save!
>"Wait, what?!" Biggs says
>Wedge slaps him upside the head
>Eris frowns
>"To who are you committed to?" Eris asks, cocking her head "Come on handsome, I'm not a pony, I'm sure you'll have much more fun with me..."
>"Eris, back away from him." Umbra says
>Looking over to your right you see Umbra politely push Eris back
>"Why?" Eris asks "I just want to have some fun..."
>Umbra stands in front of you
>"Not with Anonymous." Umbra says "He's mine, He's my special somepony."
Early as fuck part out of nowhere!
>>25740182
Well, Umbra got her nigga back
>>25745226
Well I like snake womans
>>25745319
Can't wait for that game to come out. Angryjoe has gameplay of it on his channel
xrdctfvgybhjk
>>25745881
>Flustered Jose
Come on m8, don't give that hack views
>>25745226
>we all have marefriends!
Yours is more like a coltfriend, m8
>>25745226
Biggs should send Eris to Big Bossu. He's way sexier than anon could ever hope to. Just look at him
>>25745226
>Eris looks at you for a moment before looking back to Umbra
>She instantly bursts into a laughing fit as she floats above the ground
>"You? With a lover?!" Eris asks "Yeah right! You were always so uninterested about that!"
>You see a blush form on Umbra's face
>"I-I'm serious, Eris!" Umbra says "Anonymous and I are a couple!"
>You nod your head
>"It's not possible!" Eris says "When I still stayed with you, you were turning down anyone and everyone who tried to ask you out."
>You're a pretty lucky guy
>"How am I to believe that handsome here was the one?" Eris asks
>Umbra turns to look at you
>"He's different than every other pony." Umbra says "He's funny, charming, and kind. Attributes that none of those ponies had."
>You smile
>Umbra stands up before placing her fore legs on your shoulders
>"Remember the festival, Eris?" Umbra asks "Anonymous was the first to accompany me, as a close friend."
"It was that night that we got serious." You say as you place your hands on her sides "That was the best night of my life."
>Umbra smile and blushes at you before looking at Eris
>She has a surprised expression on her face
>"Eris, I love him." Umbra says "With all my heart."
>Umbra places her lips on yours and you both share a sweet and tender kiss
>It's feels weird with everyone's eyes on you
>But you need to show Eris that you're taken
>When Umbra pulls away, she let's go of you and looks back to Eris
>"Even I could find love." Umbra says "I hope that's good enough for you."
>You see Eris think it over for a bit before nodding her head
>"It is, for now..." Eris says "But I want to talk about this later."
>She looks over at you
>"And don't start thinking you're safe from me!" Eris says before winking at you "Now that I know that you're the only one to woo my Umbra, that makes you even more interesting."
>God dammit
>"E-Eris!" Umbra says
>"Oh this is going to be so much fun!" Eris says "So why'd you wake me up, Umbra?"
Sorry about the long pause there
Bed Bump
Rager pls no kek
>>25747076
Better than giving levelshat views
>>25753516
levelshat? what the fuck is that?
>>25754794
Levelcap, the faggot that loves to suck ea's dick
Playing borderlands, fuck Crawmerax.
>>25755117
Honestly never heard of him, sounds awful tho
>>25755471
For some reason I rented Black Ops 3 and now I can't stop playing it
>>25755471
I'm wandering in New Vegas and it feels good
page 9
fghjk,.
>>25755471
Which Borderlands
yo
>>25756031
What happened to Fallout 4 Rager? What mods did you installed? Oh wait, xbone
>>25762260
S-Shut up! Todd promised mods!
>>25762931
>Believing in Todd
I'll dance at the rhythm of my jingle jangle jingle while you wait for the lies to become true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs
>>25762979
Wait m8, Rager can't play New Vegas either
I'VE GOT SPURS
>>25751787
>You look over to Umbra
>"We need your help." Umbra says "I need your help, Eris."
>Eris looks confused
>"The princesses, you remember them, right?" Umbra asks "They're sending someone to find Anonymous. I was hoping you could help us with the them."
>She looks over to you before back to Umbra
>"Of course I'll help you and Anon!" Eris says "Just tell me who the poor sucker is and I'll get em!"
>You like this enthusiasm
"Do you know a Draconequus named Discord?"
>Her ears perk up and she looks over to you
>"Discord?! Of course I know him!" Eris says "I used to pick on him all the time!"
>Discord getting bullied?
>For some reason that makes you smile
>"So you know what he's capable of?" Umbra asks "That's good. Do you think you could handle him?"
>Eris nods her head
>"He always use to think he was the best at using Chaos magic." Eris says "And every time I'd have to remind him he wasn't."
>Umbra turns to face you
>"Well Anonymous?" Umbra asks "What do you think?"
"I think we're in a good spot." You say "Knowing that Eris used to bully Discord, kinda puts me at peace."
>"Then it's settled." Umbra says "Eris would you-"
>You hear a growling sound
>Looking at Eris, she places her paw on her stomach before blushing
>"Sorry about that." She says with a shy smile "I haven't eaten in a long time."
>Well that makes sense
>She's only been asleep for hundreds of years
>Umbra looks over at her captains
>You see Arthas nods before she looks back to Eris
before chuckling
>"We can go get something to eat." Umbra says "But we need to set some rules first."
>>25752782
I was confused for a second there
>>25762979
>>25763019
I can play NV on my 360!
Also the end game of Fallout 4 is weak as fuck
>>25763436
>"About what?" Eris asks
>"If you're going to come up the surface again, I need you to behave." Umbra says "No causing mayhem and chaos for my ponies."
>Eris thinks about it before nodding her head
>"Deal." Eris says before looking over to you "And if I do misbehave, you can have Anon discipline me."
>Eris again winks at you
>She's as bad as the damn doctor!
>You cover your face and look away
>"A-And that's another thing! Anonymous is off limits!" Umbra yells "So stop talking to him like that!"
>Looking back you see Umbra flipping out
>Yup, she's losing it
>"If you try anything, I swear I'll-" Umbra says
>"Aww Umbra, you're getting all flustered!" Eris says, placing her hands on the sides of Umbra's face "Your face is all red, it's soooooooo cute!"
>"I-I'm serious!" Umbra says slapping Eris's hands away "No one can take him from me!"
>Poor girl's face is glowing red
>Umbra's kinda cute when she like this, all jealous and flustered
>Looking around you see your friends and Cyprus smiling and laughing
>Arthas, Jin, and Stormhoof watch on as Umbra and Eris argue, if you could call it that
>And Marie still glaring at you
>But when you look at her, she looks away
>What the hell is her problem?
>As Umbra and Eris start to settle down, Eris nods
>"If it means I can get my food faster, than yes. I'll leave Anon alone." Eris says with a smile "For now."
>Eris teases anon by transforming into one of the hottest human females alive
>>25764307
>She transforms into an asian model
>>25655826
Holy shit why is this still a thread
>>25764307
Caitlyn Jenner?
>>25767842
>>25766061
'cause the story isn't done yet, faggot
>>25767842
>female
mmm
>>25767842
>>25767842
Jesus fuck, NO!
>>25767842
Goddamit anon
>>25763436
>I can play NV on my 360!
>Playing a Fallout game on console
>Playing New Vegas which runs like shit and actually crashes on consoles
>Playing NV which has no mod support
>Not playing with glorious Project Nevada and Nevada skies
Just buy a fucking laptop, a dual core i7 with a 560m is like 300 bucks and it can run shit fine. Or buy a budget PC, look at what you are missing brah
>>25764307
>She tries turning into an anime character
>It's horrifically grotesque and misporportioned
>Nobody is ever able to forget the day big titty anime ruined their lives
>>25773114
>Her transformation it's like the one in Akira
>>25763766
>For now?!
>Fuck, now you're going to have to be on guard around her
>There's no way you're taking your pants off around her
>You'll go and shower at Lance's place if need be
>"Eris, I swear if you try anything I'll-!" Umbra says before Eris places her paw on Umbra's mouth
>"Come on! Let's get out of here!" Eris says in a whinny tone "I need some fresh air."
>Her stomach rumbles again and she holds it
>"And I'm starving!" Eris cries
>Umbra stares at her for a moment before nodding her head
>Umbra looks over to her captains and motions them to come over
>"Fine, let us go, Eris." Umbra says "We'll get you something to eat and then we'll get you settled in."
>As the captains walk up they surround Eris
>"We're just doing this as a precaution." Umbra says
>Eris nods before they start heading towards the doors leading to the stairs
>You friends walk up besides you and Lance places a hoof on your shoulder
>"Being you must be fun." Lance says "Now you have super power being trying to get in your pants"
>"It sounds more exhausting than anything." Wedge says
>You sigh
>"So, Anon, what are you going to do about her?" Biggs asks
>Maybe you should get a chastity belt...
>You shake your head
"I just need to keep my distance from her is all." You say "It's like Lance said, I'm a committed human."
>Biggs looks at you
>"That's good." Biggs said "I was afraid you'd say something else."
"Like what?!"
>"Come on, you four, we're leaving!" Arthas says "Or stay if you want to be sealed in here."
>You all look over to them before running over to them
>>25773964
>When walking up the stairs you wonder where things will go now
>You know that Umbra still wants to deal with Alastor
>And Arthas wants to work you and your friends to the brink of death
>And maybe these other captains will have work for you and your friends
>And Discord
>If he'll listen to reason than maybe you won't have to use Eris
>Speaking of Discord, you wonder where he stands on all this
>Did he agree to look for you of his own free will?
>Or did Celestia and Luna order him to?
>You wouldn't put it past them, especially now
>Celestia starting to get desperate
>And that kinda scares you
>You really hope Celestia doesn't try to get Twilight and her friends involved
>No doubt if Cadance talked to Twilight, then Twilight told her friends
>More importantly Fluttershy
>And knowing her and Discord, they probably talked about you and what they should do in this situation
>You look up the steps to Umbra
>You wish the girls could see the empire and meet Umbra...
>When this is all over they can
>You know at least Twilight would love to talk about Star Swirl with Umbra
>As you start to reach the top, you see more natural light
>"Finally!" Lance says "I was starting to get a little crazy there."
>Reaching the final steps you all exit the stairwell
Bed Bump
Morning ass bump
>>25773964
Nigga, Eris is gonna make Umbra a cuck
bamp
Huh, now I have to get Smash
guhjk
>>25778595
>tfw he's going to keep you waiting
>>25778595
... Agreed. Although Cloud was a big push for me
>>25778595
YES, I VOTED FOR HER DAY 1. HAHA GET FUCKED K.ROOL FAGS
>>25778595
Get it so I can rape ya online
To that Anon who was in the Sombra thread
I had an idea for a thing, I might still do something with him later when he gets his body back
>>25780124
I never really played the FF
I should one day
>>25780646
Noice
>>25780691
Oh man!
>>25781786
Don't worry, it'll be fun
>>25781786
Tell us when you get smash m8. Might play some matches, I'll even bring grease for your poor ass
bump
>>25774343
>Stepping outside the stairwell, Eris shields her eyes
>"It's so bright out here!" Eris says
>"It's only bright because you've been sealed away for so long." Umbra says
>Eris snaps her fingers and a pair of sunglasses pop out of thin air
>Chaos magic is so interesting
>"That's kinda neat." Biggs says "Wish I could do that."
>As she place them on Arthas walks up to Umbra
>"So what now?" Arthas asks "Where do we go from here?"
>Umbra looks at Eris, who is looking around the garden
>"Has everything changed?" Eris asks "I don't remember that giant wall being here."
>"The other captains may return to their duties." Umbra says looking back to Arthas "You, myself, and the boys will watch over Eris for now."
>"Are you sure, my Queen?" Jin asks
>Umbra nods her head
>"I don't think Eris is planning to do anything wrong." Umbra says "I'm sure we'll be fine."
>The captains look over to Arthas, which he nods
>"Alright, I you need to send for us, don't hesitate to." Jin says before walking off
>The rest of the captains say their goodbyes before leaving
>As you watch them walk away Biggs speaks
>"I like how we got suited up and nothing even happened." Biggs says "I'm feeling a bit sad."
>"I think it's better nothing happened." Wedge says "We just got out of recuperating."
>"Yeah, I agree." Lance says "I don't want my wings to break so soon after they just healed."
>"Oh don't worry you four, you'll get a chance to try that armor soon." Arthas cuts in "You all should sleep early tonight, you're going to need the extra energy for tomorrow when we get back to training."
>You all sigh
>Umbra chuckles before stepping in
>"Do you boys want some lunch?" Umbra asks "It the least I can do as thanks for your help-!"
>Suddenly Umbra shrieks as Eris grabs her
>"To the kitchen!" Eris says as she scoops Umbra up again
>With Eris running off with Umbra in her arm, you all follow right behind them
>>25782438
>>25783026
Alright, when I get it I will
>>25785285
>As you walk through the halls of the castle, you see all eyes are on Eris
>And why wouldn't they be?
>Eris is a strange looking creature to them
>Stranger than you
>Not only that, but she's carrying their Queen in her arm
>It doesn't help that Umbra keep yelling in protest for Eris to put her down
>At first you were all going to help her, but then you realize you can't do much
>When you arrive at the dinning room, Eris looks around
>"I really like what you did with the place." Eris says "I'm happy to see you didn't keep the place the same."
>Umbra flails around
>"Eris! Put me down!" Umbra yells
>Eris looks down to her before turning to you
>"Here Anon!" She says before throwing Umbra to you "Take her."
>Whoa what?!
>You quickly react and catch her
>Looking down at her you smile
"I got you." You say "I'm not so sure you still think this is a good idea."
>Umbra blushes before looking away in embarrassment
>mfw I actually got distracted by the Sombra comic
>mfw I saw what they did to Sombra
I apologize for my own stupidity
Bed bump
>>25785663
Did you like it m8? He got reformed in two fucking panels
>>25789063
I'm not gonna lie, I got mad when I saw Alt Sombra again
bunk bed
>>25785663
>"I'm starting to have second thoughts." Umbra says jokingly "I forgot how much of a handful she was."
"Well you got me to help this time around." You say "We'll get through this."
>She smiles and looks back up to you before planting a quick peck on your lips
>"As much as I love being held in your arms, can you put me down, Anonymous?" Umbra asks "So we can eat?"
>You sigh
"If you want." You say as you put her back down "I really holding you like that."
>She smiles before making her way over to the dinning table
>As you take a seat, Lance comes over and sits next to you
>"Don't worry, Anon. I got your back." Lance whispers to you "I'll take this seat so Eris can't."
"Thanks Lance."
>Biggs, Wedge, and Arthas sit across from you
>When Eris comes over she looks at Lance
>"Aw, I wanted to sit next to him." Eris says
>"Here Eris, you can sit between me and Arthas." Umbra says
>Umbra uses her magic and brings a chair over to the table
>"Can I sit between you and Anon?" Eris asks
>"No." Umbra immediately responds
>Eris smiles before getting closer to you
>"Why not?" Eris asks while placing her hands on your shoulders "Are you afraid I'll do something to your human lover?"
>Umbra glares at Eris, which Eris just laughs
>"Oh okay!" Eris says as she let's go of you "Don't get on scary on me."
>When Eris finally takes her seat next to Umbra, you see Edith come trotting out of the kitchen
>>25785285
This made me kek
>>25791862
>"I really holding you like that."
I think you forgot a word, Rager.
>>25791862
>"Good afternoon, Lady Umbra." Edith says as she opens her eyes "How are you...?"
>When Edith sees Eris, she stops in her tracks
>You can see that she's wondering what the hell Eris is
>You would too, in her position
>Eris looks back to Edith and waves
>"Hello! I'm ready to get some food in me!" Eris says before her stomach rumbles
>Umbra shakes her head before nodding her head towards Edith
>Edith carefully makes her way over to your table before standing on your side of the table
>"Uh, Lady Umbra?" Edith asks "What is that?"
>"An ally, and a friend." Umbra says "Her name is Eris. She's going to be staying here from now on."
>Edith glances over to Eris
>Eris gives her a innocent look
>"Well even though you look intimidating, if Lady Umbra says you're a friend than I shall cook for you too." Edith says "My name is Edith, care to tell me what you're hungering for?"
>"Pie!" Eris says "I don't care what kind, I just need something to shut my stomach up!"
>Edith pulls out her notepad before jotting it down
>"How many do you want?" Edith asks
>"Five!" Eris says
>Five pies?!
>"And what would the rest of you like?" Edith asks
>You, Umbra, Arthas went for some fruit bowls
>While Lance, Biggs, and Wedge asked for hay sandwiches
>As Edith jots down your orders she looks up to Umbra
>"I shall return shortly." Edith says as she head back
>Looking over to Eris, you her looking at you
>A smile flashes across her face and she winks at you
>You look away
>"My Queen, have you figured out where Eris is going to stay?" Arthas asks
>"I can just sleep with Umbra and Anon!" Eris asks
>>25795546
I know...
Bed Bump
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How is this page 10 again?
>>25800293
Everyone is playing vidya I guess
Page 1 bump
>>25801008
I was playing' yer mum and Psychonauts
>>25796397
>"I can just sleep with Umbra and Anon!" Eris asks
Nah, they should put her in the room with Sombra.
>>25801887
And so, Eris went from a good friend to the annoying sister in law
>>25801720
I've never played Psychonauts. Is it any good?
>>25802037
yes
>>25802037
It's actually great, I mean, Tim Schaffer does get a lot of shit but when he's good, he's really funny and Psychonauts is a testament for that. Levels are amazingly designed and the script is great
>>25802079
>Levels are amazingly designed
Meat Circus says hello.
But yeah, aside from that, I'd say that game is well worth playing. It's fun, creative, and gets super dark at some points if you dig in the right places. It's well worth the price tag on Steam.
Holy fuck this thread refuses to die.
>>25796397
"Nope." You say before Umbra can even open her mouth "I feel like you're going to try something."
>Umbra smiles at you
>While Eris has a frown on her face
"Aw come on!" Eris says giving you puppy eyes "Umbra and I used to sleep together all the time..."
"What?"
>"A-At the foot of my bed!" Umbra says as a blush forms on her face "Nothing like how we sleep!"
>You chuckle
"Don't you have a bedroom down there?"
>"I'm not going back down there in that hole!" Eris says "It would take me forever to go down and come up everyday."
>Damn, she has a point
>You don't want to be a dick and tell her to do that
>But Umbra, on the other hand...
>Wait, can't she teleport?
>"Correct me if I'm wrong. but didn't you make a room for Anonymous when he first arrived?" Arthas says "I'm sure he hasn't used it anymore since you two you became... Close."
>Umbra looks over to Arthas
>"Why not just have her sleep there?" Arthas asks
>That's not a bad idea
>But the things is, Sombra is currently staying there
>You look over to Umbra
>If Sombra wasn't currently occupying the room you're sure she'd have no problem with it
>But she wants to keep him a secret until he gets his body
>She's thinking really hard about this
>"You could always make Eris her own room." Wedge suggest
>After a moment of thinking Umbra looks over at Eris
>"You can stay with us for now." Umbra says
Eris will get her own room, something just needs to happen first
>>25804432
Will it benon canonlewd?
>>25805028
Canon lewd with no Eris, but will be instigated by Eris
You'll seeThe non canon lewd will come a bit after that
>>25804432
>"Really?!" Eris asks
>You raise an eyebrow at Umbra
"Yeah, really?"
>Umbra nods
>"So long as she doesn't do anything to you." Umbra says "It'll be fine."
>Eris smiles
>"I promise I'll behave." Eris says
>You lean in and whisper to her
"You sure about this?"
>"Positive." Umbra says "If she does do anything, I'll make a room for her."
>You're still not sure, but Umbra seems to trust her enough
"Alright..." You say "Let's just hope she doesn't get frisky at night."
>Moving away you see Edith come out with a cart full of food
>"Okay everypony, I have your lunch!" Edith says as she comes up the the table
>As she gives everyone their lunch you see Eris's mouth beginning to water
>Edith passes the pies that are filled red, blue, and yellow to Eris
>Before Edith can even let go of the last pie, Eris takes it and shoves her face right into it
>That's one hungry girl
>While Eris gobbles away Umbra smiles
>Arthas looks at her with an annoyed expression on his face
>"She always loved pie." Umbra says before eating a piece of her fruit bowl "Let her indulge herself."
>"Wow Biggs, I think I found someone who came put more food away than you." Lance says "I never thought I'd see the day."
>"Lance, you're lucky we're eating with Queen Umbra right now." Biggs says "Otherwise I'd jump over this table and shove that sandwich down your throat."
>"Can you to just behave for an hour?" Wedge asks
>You chuckle before digging into your lunch
Bed Bump
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>>25805819
So we get our cake and eat it too?
>>25809441
Yes
sweet>>25811290
>>25806439
>While you ate lunch, you could only watch as Eris tore through her pies
>It was a sight really
>Like watching a lion tear into a gazelle
>Except with strawberries and blueberries instead of organs
>When she finally finished up her pies, she snaps her fingers and a glass of chocolate milk appears in front of her
>She is just like Discord
>Except when it comes to being all sexual towards you and shit
>As she finishes her glass of milk, she places the glass on the table before wiping her mouth and letting out a satisfied sigh
>"Oh baby, that's the stuff!" Eris says as she pats her belly, which has gotten noticeably bigger
>Well she's so damn slim
>"That mare really knows her stuff, Umbra!" Eris says
>"She's one of the best chefs in the empire." Umbra says "Her meals will always leave you feeling full."
>Arthas wipes his mouth his napkin before leaving his for in his now empty bowl
>"So what's next my Queen?" Arthas asks "There's still quite a bit of time left in the day."
>You look over to the grandfather clock in the room
>It's barely past noon
>"I'm not sure really." Umbra says "I was thinking of showing Eris around the empire tomorrow."
>Umbra thinks for a moment
>"I think I'll get her settled in for tonight and explain the whole situation right now." Umbra says "And then we'd turn in early since you'll need Anonymous and the boys tomorrow."
>Arthas nods his head
>"Well then it seems that Eris isn't planning to do anything foolish, so I'll make my leave." He says before getting up and looking to you "Six o clock, tomorrow morning. Don't be late."
>And with that Arthas makes his way out
>>25813301
>"Well then it seems that Eris isn't planning to do anything foolish, so I'll make my leave." He says before getting up and looking to you "Six o clock, tomorrow morning. Don't be late."
No, not foolish, just lewd. Unlike that villain from force awakens, what a cunt
>>25813301
I hope Eris crash that training. With no survivors
>>25813301
>"Six?" Lance says in a whiny tone
>"What's the problem?" Biggs asks "We wake up at that time all the time."
>"Not as of late, with us recuperating." Wedge says "I know I've been sleeping in."
>"Well that ends today!" Biggs says "We got to get back to it if we're gonna be the best guards in the empire."
>Lance sighs
>"I'm not looking forward to tomorrow." Lance says
>As they get up from their seats the look at Umbra and bow
>"Thank you for inviting us to lunch, Queen Umbra." Wedge says "We appreciate it."
>"You're quite welcome, boys." Umbra says "Enjoy the rest of your day, and make sure you all get a good nights sleep."
>You friends nod before looking over to you
>Your friends say goodbye to you and they head out
>Leaving you alone with Umbra and Eris
>"We should get going too." Umbra says "We have a lot to go over with Eris."
"Let's go then."
>"Oh goodie!" Eris says as she rises out of her seat "I can't wait to see the old room!"
>Getting up from your seats you all head out the dining room and towards the stairs
>As you head up the stairs, Umbra keeps telling Eris rules that she has to follow
>Mainly rules about what not to do to you and how to act in the room
>Eventually when you reach the top floor, you start heading down the hall
>That is until you come up to Sombra's room
>You see Eris stop in her tracks and she looks over to the doors
>She doesn't say anything, she just stares at it
>You and Umbra look at each other before Umbra speaks up
>"Eris?" Umbra asks "Are you okay?"
>"There's somepony in there." Eris says "It feels like you, Umbra."
>>25814478
Gonna go see it tomorrow
Bed Bump
>>25814478
Kylo or Phasma?
Just came back from Star Wars, it was a pretty alright movie.
Is it me or is Kylo disappointing?
>>25821799
He looked a bit like Nicholas Cage. Snoke honestly was the most disappointing
>>25822059
>most disappointing
not Captain Phasma
>>25821799
>>25822059
>>25822119
NO SPOILERS!
>>25822119
I'll agree with that, she has two fucking scenes and one she's being used as comedic relief. It was a good movie but goddamn I exected more from Phasma
