Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565
It's enough that they weren't the right world for Twilight Sparkle or the Tree of Harmony, and with the urgency of finding a way to set things back there wasn't really time to explore them anyhow without the danger of getting separated from the map. Still, they existed, and implications are always rather interesting. Nightmare Moon's victory seemed rather less harsh than might have been originally imagined - though who could say what the long-term results would be? In any event, the Castle of the Two Sisters cleaned up very nicely. And given the branch in time, it was a restoration effort, albeit one on a grander scale than Twilight's friends worked with. Has Celestia ever given thought to cleaning the place back up now that Luna's been home for a while?Was the Inspiration Manifestation the only remaining secret the place holds?
>>25647715
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>rape
>Was the Inspiration Manifestation the only remaining secret the place holds?
OH SHIT
There's a lot of things I know.
That you don't know I know.
>>25651376
https://derpibooru.org/1034459
BREED THE PONE
>>25651376
Are these shit prompts supposed to make thread discussion? Why not just post it in the thread if no one responds anyways?
>>25651414
WHAT DO YOU KNOW, TINY PONY!?
The princess has arrived!
The finale song is really making me appreciate the few friends I do have
>>25651437
Pony things.
>>25651437
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
>>25651462
I want to do pony things to that filly
>>25651460
good
Sunset is feeling a little hoarse.
Did you think about Dash today?
>>25651511
>tfw
>>25651482
She's goinng to lose her voice if she keeps throating flared stallions.
>>25651521
My pony is not allowed to have coffee
>>25651544
what else isn't she allowed to do?
>>25651511
Why yes I did think about my rash today.
>>25651376
It was cool to see the castle in it's prime, although the ruins were comfy in a weird spooky way
why is it so hard to find a brony gf
>>25651566
That wasn't in it's prime. They didn't go that far back
>>25651511
I thought about giving her nice, big smooch!
>>25651550
Jump on the bed
Eat after midnight
Watch any movie above a PG rating
Go to bed without brushing her pony teeth
Leave the house without her boop shield
Eat black licorice
Hold my hand in public
>>25651587
jeez anon, let her live a little
>>25651575
Well I meant see it in it's non ruined state.I'm sure it would have looked similar to what we saw just not nightmare-y
>>25651574
https://www.bronymate.com/
The fillies are calling.
At 2:30 in the morning.
With drunken booty calls.
You're deeply worried about Sweetie Belle.
>>25651574
It's not.
I mean, it's not if you're not extremely awkward and nervous around other people.
>>25651586
>>25651574I really wish I could work up the nerve to meet people from online in person, I know it would be fine but i'm so fucking paranoid I can't even if I'd like to, I could probably have had abfby now otherwise
>>25651618
My biggest problem with meeting up with people is that I have no money so I could never play host or chip in.
>>25651609
that filly sure is lewd
>>25651618
I wish people would stop being such pussies about meeting people online. It's like they think everyone is out to kill them, just carry a hatchet around like I do.
>>25651600
I'm just keeping my pony safe.
I don't want her growing up to be a filthy degenerate, accepting boops from whoever gives them out
>>25651616
>>25651639
Sound advice, uncle Buck
>>25651641
you're gonna have a hard time when she hits her teen years and starts acting rebellious
>>25651660
Unf piercings unf unf
>>25651639
I met up with someone from my wow guild like 10 years and he was awful. It can happen.
>>25651660
I would pierce all the ponies so they can look tough. I mean not actually pierce them because I'm fairly sure their bodies are entirely marshmallow and I don't want them leaking fluff. But I would bring superglue and glue metal bits to their ears and stuff. And would pretend like it was really painful and you needed to be a badass to do it a bunch. Which is probably true if they try to take it off.
>>25651639
it's not that
I just clam up and get nervous when i'm meeting someone important, or that knows of my secret love for cartoon ponies or some such
>>25651673
I also enjoy a good piercing
>>25651675
Last time I met up with people online 1 was a guy with a pony plush drawing bad pictures of ponies in a scrapbook and speaking so low I couldn't hear him with no eye contact ever. And the others were the kind of guys you'd expect in a pony meet up group, with one fat chick and 2 asian chicks that ran the second they saw the table. I do not blame them in the slightest.
>>25651681
I would come with an envelope filled with all your facebook and steam contacts I could get, with a request for $5000 or I would let them know you like cartoon horses enough to meet up with someone else that likes them in real life.
>>25651694
You didn't run off to join the Asian chicks?
>>25651618
ew gay
MLPG Con WHEN?
>>25651712
No they were too quick. Asians are better at moving through crowds than the white man.
>>25651626
I'm just awful at meeting new people. It always plays out the same way for me.
>Don't talk a lot so you don't say anything weird
>People start to think you're just an asshole that's not interested
Or
>Focusing so much on not doing anything awkward
>To the point where you make yourself so nervous that you give yourself a panic attack
>>25651673
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-killerbug2357
Why aren't you drawing MLPG?
>>25651694
Why do people bring their plushies to meetups?
I'm just going to assume you came on it and not want anything to do wit you
>>25651739
MUH DICK
>>25651713
it's okay, anon
>>25651725
we can be weird together
>>25651751
That is probably a good and accurate assumption. I mean he had to rub against it naked in bed once or twice.
>>25651752Piercings are rad
Pony kissing Pony kissing you
Love the pony
Feed the pony
Let the pony stay in your house rent free
Help pony bring her parents over from gryphonland
Pony wants to have kids
Pony is leaving you now that she has her green card and expects child support.
>>25651785
Yeah, I used to have a profile on okcupid, too.
>>25651809
don't yeehaw at me
>>25651717
MLPG CON ORGY WHEN
>>25651785
I would let a pony stay with me rent free if she slept in my bed with me and maybe did a little cleaning up.
It has to be a pony though.
>>25651766
>>25651839
I'll be waiting
>>25651852
imagine getting a ponyjob from her with that thing in her tongue
>>25651717
It would be the worst con ever now. A few years ago I would consider going but not now.
>>25651861
Having a pony job would be pretty great
>>25651875
nono not a pony job
a ponyjob
>>25651608
wow
>>25651884
But ponies can not pony humans
>>25651875
What kind of pony job?
Weatherpony?
Deliverypony?
Anal?
>>25651785
hide ponys body in the nearby swamp
>>25651852
>>25651875
>>25651884
I want a job with ponies.
>>25651895
I don't think that last one is a paying job
A lot of people didn't like SG's backstory and initially I agreed but now, having thought about it, I don't think it's so bad. Some people really don't move on very well from that kind of thing for whatever reason. It was her redemption that was worse. SG should have been put on probation.
>>25651901
I just want a job
>>25651906
Deliverypony?
>>25651919I know that feel. I finally got something comfy after years of bullshit. It's not a sit-on-your-ass kind of job, but it's not minimum wage. Only way up from here now is a career.
Imagine how nice it'd be to work alongside ponies though. People are such bullshit. I would think ponies would try harder. And probably conveniently have a related cutiemark so they'd care about their job.
>>25651919
Pinkie Pie says she'll pay you 20 bits a day to follow her around and play traveling pony music with a tuba
How many ponies do you think I could touch before the guards could stop me?
[musky music intensifies]
>>25651979
depends on which pony you start with
>>25651979
What if you ARE touching the guards?
>>25651907
She jumped right into explaining her backstory at the slightest provocation, which made it look like she never really wanted to do any of that villain stuff in the first place. She trivializes her entire motivation with a full heel turn to boot out of nowhere
>>25652021
Yeah, honestly I think there was a lot more to it that they cut because all the writers are coming from writing 1 hour long dramas to 20 minute kids shows. The pacing from the first seasons really indicated that.
>>25652033
They could've wasted less time with the AUs, if it came down to that. It felt like the only one that was worth visiting was the Chrysalis one, for Zecora
>>25652006
Snakelestia.
>>25651987
Oh it sounds like someone wants to visit that nice ranch upstate where theres lots and lots of room to run around and play.
Fucking________
>>25652021
>She jumped right into explaining her backstory at the slightest provocation
That's not how I remember it. I thought Twi gave a good effort into convincing Glimmer that she was doing something very bad.
>>25652051
Nigga ALL of the AUs were awesome except for the stupid FlimFlam one.
Is it just me or does Sunset Glimmer need to get laid
>>25652103
>sunset glimmer
they're merging
>>25652091
squishy princesses
Is it just me or does Pinkie Pie need to stop sneaking into my room to fall asleep on my laundry pile?
>>25652113
I WANT IT!
poniesworking out
Colt wants to give you a fillyjob.
Transformation into a plant pony.I think she looks too much like a Bulbasaur
>>25652146
I'd pollinate that pony.
>>25652143
I don't even know what kind of jobs fillies can take
I'm not sure I'm qualified, but I'll do my best
>>25652095
And Glimmer made outstanding effort to make it into an issue whereas before, she was pretty solid in her own motivations. Twilight barely put in any effort at all.
>>25652143
>Fillyjob
So, is he turning me into a filly?
Filly
New violin
Denial
>>25651950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8
>>25652134
What an athlete!
>>25652175
that's fucked up, man
>>25652134
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmps41yF52M
>>25652230
Why did I click on this
This is awful
>>25652113
I have a squishy Twilight like that. She's not in her coronated clothes but she's an alicorn. My little sister bought it for me. It came in some kind of capsule. Her head is way too big to stand on its own.
>>25652134
>>25652279
>sweaty rarity
>raributt26
UNF
>>25652225
>>25652287
Needs more Snoops
>>25652279
Rarity, if I catch you I get to mount you. Sound like a deal?
>>25652269
Well nevermind, I got her to stand.
This is the Twilot I have.I suspect she's getting me a pony calendar for Christmas. She got me one last year and I want another. They're usually at the dollar store this time of year.
>>25652304
>Not posting the picture
I'm sorry.
>>25652294
one is plenty
>>25652296
Pony is done with euphemism.
Pony wants to fuck.
>>25652341
We can fuck when "Pony" tells me her name.
>>25652341
Pony can go fuck herself!
>>25652341
I don't want to fuck a pony. Let's just be friends.
Should I learn French incase rarity ends up existing so I can try to woo her by speaking it.
>>25652341
Oh.
Okay.
>>25652369
Stay away from my wife.
>>25652369
You'd be better off learning Prench
>>25652390
>>25652390
Horse lingerie!
>>25652369
Yes. Rarity is definitely that kind of girl.
Learning a language is also a good way to kill a few hours every day and not feel like you wasted your time.
Worst case scenario from learning French, you accidentally woo some other girl.
The worst case scenario for if you fail to learn French, you pick up a lot of French words and learn more about your own language in the process.
Horse love is the purest form of love there is.
You could get exchange it for the love of like, three lesser mammals.
Someone pierce Twilight's tongue so she starts lisping.
>>25652427
>lesser mammals
Please stop calling Sunset that.
She's still a little horsey on the inside.
>>25652464
horseperson love is in between somewhere
>>25652464
I couldn't even get her to make horsey noises.
>>25652459
>Fleetfoot doesn't normally have a lisp, she recently got a tongue piercing
Okay, now I'm aroused.
>>25652427
>you will never be a horse in love with another horse
>you will never be the faithful stallion husband who goes home to your loving wife and foals
>you will never be the pretty pregnant mare with a beautiful stallion husband that loves you as much as a horse can love another horse
>>25652470
Did you scratch her behind her ears and feed her a sugar cube?
>>25652470
>Walk in on Sunset masturbating.
>she's listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcRRcIRnbY
>>25652469
What if a horseperson loves a horse?
>>25652507
It could happen! Only on the HUB.
Pony has denied your request for snuggles tonight.
>>25652230
the twily looks off while the cadance is unf
Is calling a pony a horse an insult? Given how different they are to actual horses it would be like calling a human a gorilla.
I like the horsepeople
>>25652497
what the fuck
>>25652536
Guess I'm snuggling with my dick tonight.
Again.
>>25652548
that's a seamonster, not a horse
>>25652548
you would like a sack of garbage if it had some tits on it
>>25652536
Is pony on the rag? Do ponies even go on the rag?
>>25652548
They're alright.
>>25652561
Crystal prep girls are not sirens, you potato
>>25652561
>Sour Sweet
C'mon Son
>>25652577
sonata doesn't go to crystal prep
>>25652464
Sunset's gonna have a lot more horsey inside of her after a visit to AJ's ranch
>>25652590
u-unf
>>25652590
Do you think AJ was creeped out when Sunset took a big wiff of her horse's coat?
Do you think she found it weird that Sunset kept wanting to ride the horse and pet it and ride it?
>>25652548
Sour Sweet was my favorite. But then again, it might just be because she got more than one line.
>>25652589
I posted Sour Sweet and Lemon Zest, you fucking doughnut
Sex
Sex
Also sex
Pony has a one track mind.
>>25652590
UNF
>>25652536
It's cute that pony thinks she's got a choice.
>>25652617
Not at all, horses are lovely creatures and it's perfectly natural for girls to love horses.
Pony
Pony
Denial
>>25652577
>those low-hanging tiddies
>>25652661
Pony Denial Denial
>>25652661
They wouldn't be quite as cute, but they could get used to it.
>>25652662
why
Uncensored.
Pony.
On.
Pony.Hoof.Holding.
>>25652617
>Applejacks horse get's pregnant.
>vet comes around for an ultrasound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k76mXT-Ir8
And that's why Sunset left Canterlot High to study at vet school.
>>25652711
You are under arrest.
>>25652719
Resting with pony after a hard day's work.
>>25652702
What a lovely personhorse.
>>25652734
>>25652738
WAKE UP PONY!
>>25652618
Don't really see many people say she's their favorite, but I think she's well liked all around.
>>25652702
>>25652740
I would like to see Rainbow Dash fingering this personhorse.
>>25652746
Tickle the police pony into submission.
>>25652755
Gently place ponies hoof in a bowl of warm water
>>25652755
>>25652776
Not on my watch.
>>25652759
Sunny Flare might as well have not been in the movie
We barely got any lines out of her. Not even enough to piece together a personality.
>>25652801
That pony and I are going to bed, buddy.
I don't even know why I still have this.
>>25652803
Yeah it's a shame, would have liked to see more of all them really. I wonder if they'll ever be back.
>>25652817
I'll be taking that pony, thank you.
>>25652838
That's my wife, you fiend.
>>25652816
Whistle all you want pony, no one can untickle you.
>>25652852
She says otherwise.
>>25652828
I'm not sure in what context they could come back in though.
I could kind of see a one-off comic with them in it. Not sure how you get them involved though. SciTwi would have to be the piece that gets them involved but I'm not sure what problem you could have to get them to show up again...
Freaky magic shows up (The Dazzlings find another source of magic?) and they remember the games and go get SciTwi to fix it.
It's weird how cool everyone is with magic in the EqG universe
>>25652864
Enjoy your ticket.
>>25652868
Don't post lies about my horse wife, pal.
>>25652909
I like it.Sounds like a parody of SJW excuses to avoid punishment for your own actions.
>>25652912
>green-tinted sclera
I'm afraid I have some bad news...
>>25652946
>bad news
>>25652946
She's 100% apple, friend.
>>25652967
element of apple
>>25652986
has applejack even bucked a single apple in s5?
>>25652999
Yes. In the montage with Starlight at the end.
>>25652967
Prettiest horse
>>25653003
GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>25652967
Please refrain from feeding the enemy.
>>25653015
holy shit is this a fan edit
>>25653015
She's not the enemy, she's Applejack. And I'll be feeding her apples, all the apples.
>>25653032
But she'll get fat from all the fritters.
>>25653032
http://horses.about.com/od/feedingyourhorse/a/What-Not-To-Feed-A-Horse.htm
>>25653032
Ah, I see. Already too far gone...
>>25653053
She works too hard for that.
>>25653032
You're a madman!
>>25653070
>tfw no Chrissy to mindrape you for all eternity
>>25652999
yeah, every single episode, during the theme song
since ponies live to be 1,000 years old they refer to anyone under 200 as a filly
>>25653123
they all just have really bad memories then and completely forgot about luna while she was gone even though they were alive when she was banished
>>25653077
Okay, maybe not all the apples.
>>25653123
Eh, could be worse.
someone is bumping shitty threads for some reason.
>>25653123
We don't even know if it a year in our standard. It also seem that their season seem to be out of order, something like this Summer>Winter>Spring>Fall>Summer
>>25651460
Same f.a.m
And here I thought all of /mlp/ thought the finale song was stupid
>>25652614
Braindead please leave.
>>25653153
this is like the ideal pony scale
I need to get goat to draw Big Macintosh like this
>>25653241I'd snuggle a Sugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyx32x7z44
>>25653255
His name is Snips.
>>25651707
that's evil
>>25653255
you would snuggle a sack of garbage if someone put some panties on it
>>25653283
Only if the sack of garbage had huge tits, and was a dork, and also a cute pony anthro
>friday
>>25653314
swap pony for possom and you have /trash/'s new mascot
>>25653332
>pizza day
>>25653343
>pizza night
Filly would like to read you a excerpt from her book.
>>25653374
Dash please every night is pizza night for you.
>>25653380
Only when she's over at Anon's house
>>25653379
okay sure
I'm about to tuck in for the night, I wouldn't mind a bedtime story
>>25653421
"A specter is haunting Equestria, the specter of Communism!"
