>"'Ay, Anon."
>"I've been watching you for a while now, with Twilight... "
>"The way you act around her..."
>"Listen. She's MY girlfriend. End of discussion."
>"I'd like you to just stop hanging around her, got it?"
>...
>"Oh?"
>"What's that look for? If you have something to say, spit it out."
>>25649869
ERASE
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>>25649869
>>25649869
>spit it out
Is that what that stain on your shirt is.
>>25649903
kek
>>25649869
>you don't exist
>>25649869
Did she know about your vore fetish?
>>25649869
I want to pound your tight ass in front of Twilight.
>>25649869
I just wanted to remind you that bestiality is illegal here
>I don't "hang out" with twilight flash, I
>>25649869
"Whoo?"
>"Don't play dumb, Anon. You know I'm talking about Twilight."
"Whoo."
>"Twilight, Anon! Come on, don't do this."
"Whoo!"
>"Fine, if you're going to be immature about it, I'll just leave."
>Flash storms out of the library.
"Whoo."
>>25650081
Based Owlowiscious
>>25649957
>>25649869
Then why your girlfriend is making out with your Ex back there?
>>25650081
Such a lust for revenge?
>>25649869
>"If you have something to say, spit it out."
>>25649957
Kek.
>>25649869
"I'm gay, you dipshit."
>>25649869
The closest you'll ever get to Twilight is watching, and cleaning up if we feel nice enough. Now go cry on Derpy's shoulder. I know you won't be getting any pussy from her, either.
>>25649869
you can have the human one. i prefer the real deal
>>25649869
Wait which Twilight? The magical horse princess, or the spineless, four-eyed nerd Twilight? Because really I'll take either of them.
>>25650396
He wants both for a threesome.
I want to turn pony flash into a submissive femboy and take turns with twilight railing his ass.
You know that I fuck her sweet ass every night, gnomesayin?I see you watchin' in the closet, holmes.
Shut the fuck up 'fore I make you my bottom, too.
>>25650289
Against the blaaaaaaaacks!
>>25649869
"But She's the only one willing to DM at the moment"
>Flash Seems confused for a moment
>"What's a DM? Nevermind anon Just stop Hanging out with her"
"Why afraid my I'll use my wand of magic missile on her?"
>The Blue haired boy glares at anon though he doesn't seem to care of have noticed
>"What"
"Looks like someone failed their Intelligence check"
>Flash grabs Anon by the collar
>"did you just call me stupid"
"Also their intimidate Check, Try to diplomacy next time hub"
>"Look I don't know what you're talking about Anon but Twilight is mine go it"
>Anon reaches behind his back to fish out a small voice recorder which he hid in the sleeve of his left hand then took out a snickers bar
> He then hands the snickers bar to flash and smiled
"have a snickers bar you're not you when you're hungry"
>he pushes anon to the ground after punching anon in the face
>Anon began recording as he covered his touched his bruised cheek with his left hand
>"Come near twilight and I swear you won't come home with just a bruised cheek anon"
"says who"
>"Me"
"And you are, I'm sorry I don't remember all the generic jock characters from all of the movies I watch"
>Flash Growls then kicks anon causing him to grunt in pain
>Flash Gave him a toothy grin
>"Flash Fucking sentry that's who Now get out of here you faggot"
>Anon gets up and walked out of the school grounds with a slight smile on his face
>Hours later flash Received an email message from an anonymous number
> Wonder what twilight will think of you when she hears this, Kek
>Attached to the message was the voice recording
>"Flash Fucking sentry now get out of here you faggot"
>>25650597
This is why Flash Sentry will win.
>>25650597
>"But She's the only one willing to DM at the moment"
I tip my hat to you, you elegan/tg/entleman.
>>25650403
>>25650371
you prefer the crippled one?
>>25649869
Will you please fuck off, you dim witted over protective insecure neanderthal piece of shit, I'm trying to read here.
>>25651109
>"Wanna' take this outside, nerd?"
>>25651222
Bring it.
>>25651222
1v1 me irl nerd
>>25651222
FIRE AT BRAD, THIS IS FUCKING WAR
>>25650597
>>The Blue haired boy glares at anon though he doesn't seem to care of have noticed
You fucking what?
Hey, you like fat chicks, that's alright by me bro. Just trying to get back the ten bucks she owes me.
>>25651222
Yeah I'm going to ravage your sweet boipussy in front of everyone to display my domination.
>>25649869
>"If you have something to say, spit it out."
>Anon spits in Flash Sentry's face
"You know I only hang out with her because rarity is there right?"
>>25651585
This.
>>25651257
Superanon?
That would be interesting.
>>25651862
>Someone else gets it
Hell yeah
>>25651222
Now why would I do that when I stay in the library and insult your retard levels of intelligence?
After all you just asked to take this outside, you'd have just jumped me right then if you didn't care about getting in trouble and possibly kicked off the football team.
So no. I don't want to take this outside, I want to stay in here you fucking faggot.
Like you pathetic kucks if you were in that situation youShe's not real.
>All these beta keks who vent their high-school autistic anger on to a fictional character
>H-heh i c-could t-totally beat you up B-Brad
Holy Autism batman
>>25649869
>Implying I'm ever hanging out with hot girls
Most unrealistic prompt I've ever read.
Op is such a faggot.
>>25649869
K flash
>"that'll teach that idiot to stay away from her"
>flash then realized his wallet was missing
