Booze Will Solve Your Problems Edition
Previous thread: >>25534062
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
MnM's A Lust For Revenge - http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
Jeff Mango's Mrs Cake - http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ (back from the dead)
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Lefty's Pinkie loves more - https://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A
Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
>>25645376
I like it.
Is there more to it?
>>25647722
>there is this thing called real world.
pfft, as if
Dat japplejack
>>25647931
>Is there more to it?
hownew.ru
>>25647931
Yup, I found it on... Equestria Daily, man, the people there are really retarded.
>”Put it in my tab, please.”
>You perked up slightly as the mare who took a seat beside you spoke up.
>You looked her way with a raised brow, your agony from today’s events briefly fading in light of this random stranger's charity.
>She met your confused look with a kind smile.
>You supposed it was customary to thank her for her act of kindness.
“Thanks.”
>You raised your glass to her in cheers, before taking a long drink from it.
>”It’s not problem at all.”
>Her cheerful smile only grew as she eyed you down.
>”You seemed like you were in a bad mood, so, I figured I could help cheer you up.”
>You gave her a suspicious look.
>Her smile seemed genuine, but, outside Twilight’s friends, the ponies didn’t do anything for you without expecting anything in return.
>Fuck, they didn’t even want anything to do with you.
>They stayed as far away from you as possible.
>So, that left one question.
“Why?”
>The mare seemed surprised by your question, but continued to sweetly smile at you.
>”In my darkest times, I didn’t have anypo- anybody to comfort me. It would be wrong of me to let somebody go through something that was obviously deeply hurting them alone.”
>Right.
>”So…”
>She leaned on the bar, resting her head on her hooves as she peered at you.
>”Mind if I ask what’s wrong?”
>You took in her question for a few seconds, before you remembered what got you here.
>The rumors.
>The suspicions.
>The betrayal.
>You growled out your response, the whiskey in your system making the anger you felt towards your traitorous wife and the bastard who was fucking her behind you back stronger than the depression.
“I got played like a damn fiddle…”
>>25649154
So......Kaz died and came to Equestria.
>>25648852
Do you happen to have part 2?
>>25649264
Here
>>25649318
Thanks.
>>25649154
I like Starlight, she is pretty nice, even if it's an act.
>>25649474
Then she not nice if it's a facade anon
>>25649592
When the time comes, they will be a happy couple, a happy JapanesexHungarian couple.
>>25648479
I am 90% sure that that has the same artist as the Tsundere Dash comic
>>25649211He's the bar cook.
Man, I am watching Batman:TAS again, it's so fucking good. Even Adam West was in one of the best episodes "The Gray Ghost".
Blog posting mode off.
>>25648479
>people around me always say this kind of clinginess is unattractive and nobody wants to deal with it
>tfw would love having someone think I was worth being clingy over
>tfw yandere is my fetish
>tfw pretty much destined to stick my dick in crazy
>>25649154
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>This stupid grin on your face just wouldn’t go away.
>This was perfect.
>The sense of betrayal would be obvious to anybody with half a brain.
>This was the weakness you needed to exploit.
>All you had to do was take him under your hoof, make him trust you like he used to trust your wife.
>Then, you could push that sense of betrayal in the right direction, and help Anonymous foster his own lust for vengeance.
>At that point, all you’d need to do is sit back and relax.
>A scandal like this would be enough to ruin the princess’s political career.
>You were sure it would do quite a bit of damage to the princess herself as well.
>Cheater or not, she had to still harbor feelings for him.
>Anonymous siding with you would cut her deep.
>But, first, you had to complete the first step.
>To get Anonymous to rely on you, for moral support, affection, everything.
>Shift his focus from Twilight to you.
>Then you could get onto the good stuff.
My department is pretty fucked up right now. I wouldn't expect anymore updates for a couple hours.
>>25651419
What is your department?
>>25648479
Jesus. I'm not even a brony and this gave me the feels...
Jk this is pretty autistic lol. But I do like the style of ponies.
>>25651439
I play with meat all day. (^:
>>25651612
Good, it has been months since I actually had a good steak. Only a few more days till freedom...
>>25648402
duh, recognized it once i saw the whole thing
>>25648479
shame, that first frame had such potential
Page ten unacceptable
Would you tolerate being kek'd by your waifu?
>>25653010
That would mean that she had a son and I, in some way or form, don't know he isn't mine even though he is 100% horse, and she would make me raise that son even if it isn't mine.
So no m8, I wouldn't, I would probably do something like killing them and then suicide.
>>25653101
You do know being a c.uck has nothing to do with raising the kid right. It means you let you're wife fuck other men
>>25653292
I don't care about your meme, m8, I am talking about what the word originally meant.
>>25653311
From dictionary.com "1 noun the husband of an unfaithful wife"
>>25653327
Again, not the original meaning.
Original meaning comes from the a very common thing to do for birds.
>>25653381
You're talking about the bird aren't you.
>>25653381
>>25653425
Birds are very important.
>>25653381
if I call you a faggot, no one is going to care what the original meaning of the term is, all they care about is what they know I mean.
>>25653467
Thing is the meme meaning of faggot in not a recent meme, it's old enough for your grandpa to know that meaning.
While the memetic meaning of kek is pretty recent.
>>25653499
>Thread about marriage
>Discussion about a pile of sticks.
I have no words for this. This is just funny.
Sadness.
Work kicked the shit out of me, and I'm about to pass out. I'll have a bunch of updates out in the morning.
Good night people, sleep tight. Stay based.
Would this image fit this thread?
>>25654426
I dunno men, I love Shimmers in any way or form, so I am a little biased.
>>25654426
Some people here in 4chins are real pieces of shit, but this one took the prize.
>>25651419
>All you had to do was take him under your hoof, make him trust you like he used to trust your wife.
>he used to trust your wife
Ara ara~ Is Twilight Starlight's ex-wife or you just served me a free kek?
Anyway, it's good, please more.
Like one anon from the previous thread said, make it happen.Starlight x Anon.
>>25654426
Anon, why?...
>>25654459
As bizzare it is, it is also kinda sweet.
>>25654587
UHH. That hurts.
>>25654747
>Anon, why?...
Because there needs to be more
>>25654426
>>25651419
WERDS DAT KILL
>>25654587
That anon right there, man fuck that got me feeling.
>You knew damn well what he was talking about, but regardless, you raised a questioning brow at his statement.
“What do you mean?”
>Anonymous grunted angrily, before taking a drink from his whiskey.
>”Why does it matter?”
>An annoyed glare crossed his face as he eyed you down.
>”Why the hell do you care? You don’t know me, and I sure as fuck don’t know who you are. I don’t even know your fucking name!”
>You were taken aback by the man’s sudden change in demeanor.
>Had you pressed him too much?
>You might’ve known about him, but as far as he knew, you were a stranger.
>What were you thinking? You pushed too hard and fast.
>Desperate to do damage control, you raised your hooves up defensively.
“I-I’m sorry! I didn’t m-mean… I’m just trying to help.”
>You pouted your lip out at him, giving him your best puppy eyes.
“I’ve… I’ve been there. I’ve been betrayed, I’ve been stuck in a bar, drowning my problems because I didn’t have anybody to talk to about my issues.”
>>25656907
>You reached out to him, but stopped just short of touching him, then retracted it, acting as if you were afraid how he would react if you actually committed the act.
>Then again, you were genuinely afraid you would lose your chance to use Anonymous to get revenge.
>You could scare him off because you couldn’t be subtle.
>But… you could tell from the look in his eyes that you were getting through to him.
>It was time to seal the deal.
>You shifted on your stool, as you prepared to jump off of it.
“I’m sorry… I-I’ll just go… enjoy the-”
>”No.”
>You grinned internally at the man’s order as he motioned towards the bar.
>”Stay.”
>You nodded, turning back around, taking up your original position.
“I’m sorry… I just saw that you might’ve been in the same situation that I once was… I guess I got a little carried away.”
>You shot him a sheepish smile, which he waved off.
>”It’s alright, really… I’m sorry for snapping at you… just… well, I don’t need to tell you I’m going through some shit.”
>He took a drink from his whiskey, before eyeing you down.
>”So, you got a name?”
>You nodded in response.
“Starlight Glimmer. You can just call me Starlight, though.”
>You mentally cheered as a small smile crossed the man’s face.
>”I’m Anonymous, or Anon, I guess you could call me that.”
>You flashed him a cheerful smile, happy you were getting through to him.
“I’m pleased to make your acquaintance, Anon.”
>His smile widened slightly, but suddenly faded, as Anonymous more than likely remembered just how he had gotten here.
>You didn’t really know what to do or say as Anon went silent, adopting a thousand yard stare as he focused on the rest of the bar behind you.
>After a while, you decided to speak up.
“Anon, are you-”
>”My wife…”
>You blinked in response as he finally began to give you the answer you were seeking earlier.
“Your wife? What about her? Is she alright?”
>>25656911
>You relished in the man’s anger as it flared up in response to your question.
>”She’s perfectly fucking fine! Only she’s on her back taking somebody else’s dick right now! THE FUCKING WHORE!”
>You swore you thought you saw a blood vessel pop from Anon’s anger as he took a long drink of his whiskey, before slamming the glass back down on the table.
>”I devoted my life to that cunt, and she fucking stabbed me in the back!
>He slammed his fist down on the bar in his rage.
>You revelled in his anger.
>This was exactly what you needed.
>It would take a couple days, maybe a couple weeks at most, but you could easily put his anger to use.
>You might not even need to suggest revenge, he might already be lusting for it.
>You shook yourself from your thoughts, holding a hoof up to your mouth as you recoiled in mock shock.
“That’s horrible…”
>You tried to think of something else to say, something to help comfort him, make him feel better, but you knew words rarely soothed betrayal.
>When betrayal was involved, words could only kill.
>Instead, you reached out to the man and wrapped your hooves around him, pulling him into a tight embrace.
>He didn’t reject your touch.
>He didn’t push you away, or lash out at you.
>He accepted it, and embraced you in return.
>You felt his body shake and his tears stain your coat as you held him.
>Your touch had broken the fragile emotional barrier he had put up.
>The dam had burst.
>You were in.
Check em.
>>25655196
Can I have some of you're drinking?
>>25656918
I can relate to that feeling of anger, of betrayal and revenge, poor Anon.
Great work.
>>25657226
I'm pretty sure we've all been sent to hell like Anon at one point or another.
It fucking sucks.
>>25654459
I was in that thread.
Got the alternate path capped?
>>25657326
you arent wrong about that :C
>>25656918
>You are Anonymous.
>Ordinarily, you bottle up how shitty you felt.
>Ordinarily.
>The whiskey in your system had weakened your resolve, and the mare’s touch had broken you.
>And so, you cried.
>You fucking sobbed, held in the hooves of a random stranger.
>You had heard her reasons, but it still perplexed why this random mare seemed to care so much about you.
>Especially with how the other ponies treated you.
>”There there…”
>Her soothing voice and touch had somewhat alleviated your heartache, but every time you began to feel better, your mind shifted back to your wife.
>Back to her betrayal.
>Back to the fucking piece of shit who was more than likely rutting her right now.
>Every time you thought of him penetrating her, he penetrated you as well, with a knife in your fucking back.
>What the fuck were you even supposed to do?
>Confront her? Get a divorce? Act like you didn’t know anything and stick with her?
>You loved Twilight, but what she was doing, could not be forgotten.
>As you thought this over, your mind shifted it’s focus to another question that was weighing down on your mind.
>Why?
>The two of you were seemingly happily married for over a year, and together even longer than that.
>And yet, she had decided to stab you in the back.
>To send you to hell.
>And you couldn’t understand why.
>Were you not good enough? Was all the affection and love you showered her love not enough for her?
>You sighed into Starlight’s shoulder as you tried to get ahold of yourself.
>Maybe this kind stranger held the answers you couldn’t quite figure out.
“Starlight…”
>”Hmmm?”
>She pulled away from you, that sweet, comforting smile still spread out across her face.
“Can I ask you a question?”
>>25657333
No, son of Satan, I don't have it, sorry.
>>25657334
At least Twilight abuse is obligatory in this thread.
>>25657326
>never been in a relationship in my life
>have absolutely no personal experience to connect to these stories with
>still love reading them
>still not 100% sure why
>>25657358
Everyone enjoys watching somebody descend into hell and turn into a demon.
>>25657416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSgROXLK5yE
Remember to link that piece to some part of this story, feels will be had.
>>25657416
If it's any consolation, the hurt comes off as very real, even to someone who's never felt it. I love how you write.
>>25654426
Oh I didn't need to read that
>>25653499
but this is 4ch. we're practically the definition of recent.
>>25648852
Oh god. there has to be a part 2.
>>25657943
Here: >>25649318
>>25657984
Yeah I saw it. Thanks bruv.
>Day 8
>Without has not posted his green for some time now.
>I hold hope that he will one day return. Until then I will return to my tea.
>Doubt lingers though that he might be dead but I will ignore it.
>>25658200
The fear of writefags abandoning their stories makes it hard to stick with a story. I hope he returns.
>>25657345
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>You raised a brow at his question, but smiled as pleasantly as always in response.
“Certainly!”
>He gave you a dead serious look as he opened his mouth to speak.
>”You mentioned that you’ve been betrayed in the past, yes?”
>Memories of Twilight Sparkle and her gang of friends showing up in your perfect utopia and turning your own against you, completely ruining everything, flashed across your mind your mind as you slowly nodded.
“Yeah… I have…”
>He immediately followed up your answer with another question.
>”How’d you deal with it?”
“Well…”
>You should’ve been prepared for this question, but surprisingly, you weren’t.
>How have you dealt with Twilight destroying your dream and future, getting those who once looked up to you as a leader to betray you?
>You’ve chased and stalked her for the past couple years, working subtly in the background to ruin her life.
>Really, your lust for revenge was how you dealt with the sense of betrayal.
>If all you thought about was ruining Twilight and destroying Equestria, how could you dwell on the past?
>Still, you couldn’t very well just blurt out you dealt with your issues by trying to destroy his wife’s life.
>He had to think that it was his idea, or that you were just trying to help him.
>If he found out that you were just using him to get at his wife, this conversation would be over.
>>25659584
“I… I just keep myself distracted. If my mind is occupied, the past doesn’t get to me.”
>The human nodded, seemingly satisfied with your answer.
>”Yeah… I guess that makes sense…”
>He took another drink of his whiskey, before staring off into your glass.
>”She told me… she told me that I was the first guy to legitimately give her a chance. The first one to actually be interested in her, not just power or wealth…”
>He sighed and took another drink, before continuing.
>”She told me that we’d be together, forever. That she’d love me till death came take us away.”
>His cold gaze fell upon you.
>”I must be dead. I must be in Hell, living in this warped reality where my wife fucking lied to me, and is too busy fuck another guy to actually love me.”
>He snorted in amusement, realizing just how crazy that sounded.
>”No, I’m not dead. I’d know, because I did the last time.”
>You raised your brow at this, and opened you mouth to question what he meant, but he continued on his tyrant.
>”Truth is, Twilight sent me to Hell. And no matter how hard I try, I won’t be able to crawl out of this shithole that is fucking reality.”
>>25659595
>Suddenly, he finished off the rest of his drink, and jumped up from his stool.
>”Thanks for the drink, and the talk. Means a lot, really.”
>He shot you a small, genuine smile.
>”I think I’m going to go home. Get some sleep, think some things through.”
>You nodded, shooting him your own smile.
“Alright…”
>You perked up, remembering you didn’t give him any means of getting back in touch with you.
>You couldn’t come to him yourself, since Twilight wouldn’t let you anywhere near her castle.
“Hey… hold up!”
>You grabbed a small pen from your bit purse, and jotted down your address on a napkin, before passing it to him.
“Here, I have a cottage out in the outskirts of Ponyville. If you wanna talk, or just hang out, come pay me a visit.”
>He took the napkin from you, examining it for a few seconds, before shoving it in his pocket, shooting you a slightly bigger grin.
>”Alright, I’ll keep that in mind… I’ll see you around, Starlight.”
>And with that, he waved good bye, before walking away.
>>25659639
And so, it begins, the never ending cicle of revenge.
>>25659595
>”She told me that we’d be together, forever. That she’d love me till death came take us away.”
I didn't ask for these feels. Why is it always my waifu that is the cheating heartless bitch?
Keep it up MnM I hope for some justice to be done.
>>25654426
>anon died because of the cancer of being a shimmerfag
>>25659869
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
>>25660888
Nice trips.
>>25660888
WHOOOOOOOOO!?
>>25661110
One off for quads.
YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAALLLL
Can't let this die yet
Is something habbening? The board is going hella fast for a Friday
Without? Where are you now that I need you...
Poor woman, people are trowing actual bullets to her house, with their hands. Those ISIS guys are so well trained they don't even need guns anymore.
>>25659639
>You are Anonymous.
>You closed the door behind you with a slam as you finally got home.
>The whiskey in your system should’ve left you in a state of comforting numbness, but all it did was make things worse.
>The fact you could barely walk didn’t make things any better.
>You began to stumble in the general direction of your bedroom, but remembered that Twilight had mentioned she’d be back later that night.
>You felt nothing but disgust at the idea of sleeping in the same bed as her.
>Hell, just the idea of being in the same building as her made you sick to your stomach.
>Resisting the urge to vomit, you shifted from your usual path, making a beeline for the throne room.
>You figured Rarity’s back up faint couch that made the room it’s home would make a decent place to sleep, even if it was stained with dried tears and ice cream.
>You stumbled into the room, before making your way over the couch, and immediately collapsing on it.
>>25663981
That picture fills me with rage every time I see it.
>>25664249
Been there, man, been there.
On a side note, that pic fils me with rage too, I mean, that poor woman is in her house and some terrorist trows bullets at her home, that is just fucked up, she is lucky she didn't got 720 quickscoped right on the spot.
>>25663981
Is it literally someone threw them, or is it a translation error where she was saying thjs is the caliber and the left media fag doesn't know shit about guns?
>>25664507
She's falsely claiming the unfired rounds in the picture were fired at her house.
>>25648479
>>25664543
That is hilarious to me.
>>25664648
Same.
It's just infuriating that people actually buy that shit. kek
Back to writefagging.
>>25660888
check em
Don't stop writing! I really love your style.
>>25664695
Well as much as I don't like it, there are idiots in this world.
Also, I need to get back to writing as well.
>>25664249
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>You lay in your bed, rubbing your hooves together as if you were a greedy merchant.
>Today was the first step to plant a thirst for revenge into Anonymous’s psyche, and it had gone even better than you expected.
>Soon, it would infest his system, and all he would be able to think about is vengeance.
>Nobody, not you, not Twilight, not even Princess Celestia would be able to stop it.
>All you needed to do was keep playing your role, offering the human emotional support while planting the seeds for revenge.
>The moment he became dependent on you, you would just need to give him a simple push in the right direction, and you would have won.
>Then, you could focus on your next goal.
>You were almost giddy with excitement as you thought about the future.
>A world without cutie marks, where everypony was equal.
>Where everypony was free.
>Where there was no hate, no ugliness, nothing.
>Equestria would truly be the perfect utopia it constantly believed itself to be.
>And then, and only then, would your lust for revenge be satisfied.
>>25664878I'm really interested in which way you're going to push this story later. Keep going
>>25662739
don't make me kill you anon.
>>25664878
i really hope starlight gets her own too.
>>25648479
Dammit, why is the coloring so shit on this? The sketchy version is better.
>>25664878
>You are Anonymous.
>You had just managed to get to sleep when the throne room door opened.
>Your cheating, lying wife had arrived.
>You felt the bile rise in your throat as you heard her hooves clop against the hard floor as she made her way over to her desk.
>You heard a surprised gasp emanate from her as you assumed she spotted you trying to sleep in the corner on her friend’s couch.
>You weren’t about to open your eyes to confirm your suspicions.
>You didn’t know what you would do if you saw her right now.
>Hell, just hearing her walking around was fucking torture.
>”Anon…?”
>Her voice punctured your heart like a well sharpened blade.
>How dare she use your name?
>How dare she even speak to you?
>What kind of fucked up bitch runs off to get fucked behind her husband’s back, then comes back, and acts like everything is perfectly fucking normal?
>You felt yourself begin to grit your teeth in anger as you heard her begin to trot towards you.
>You would love nothing more than to sit up, call her out on her shit, and knock her the fuck out for what she’s done to you.
>But, you remained silent, opting to pretend to be asleep.
>You listened to your cheating wife trot up to you, stopping only inches away from your body.
>Every inch of your being begged you to move as far away from her as possible, but you stood fast.
>Sooner or later, she would leave, and you could go back to sleep.
>She stood there for a few minutes, while you prayed to whoever would listen to get her to leave, before she finally trotted away.
>As soon as you heard her leave and close the door behind her, you let out a sigh of relief, a massive weight being lifted the moment you were no longer in her presence.
>You couldn’t wait to wake up and get the hell out of here.
I gotta go to bed. I'm off the rest of the weekend, so I should be able to update pretty regularly over the next couple days.
>>25664878
I hope Starlight isn't endgame, I mean she's not my waifu at all.
>>25665367
Feelsy conversation is coming. Damn, it's the best scenes in stories like this.
>>25658200
>>25658674
>>25662739
> Bad stuff happening irl
> inb4 'idungivvafuck gimme green'
> Begins working on green.
>>25665527
Stop whining and write, bitch ass nigga.Just kidding, we know you're dead as Fife.
>>25665464
''Muh waifu''
>>25665600
> Dubs confirm dead.
>>25665527
It be K girl, it be k
>>25665367
Calling it now. There's a Venom Twalot and a real Twalot. The question is which one Anon married.
>>25665527idungiwafuck gimme green you fag
Where were you when we needed you?! Don't leave us man.
>>25667606
So Big Twiboss vs snake eater Twi ? That's a pretty big mind for most people involved
>>25667710
There's also clones of Twilight who will be destined to fight each other after Venom Twilight dies.
>>25648852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9duxzL8Dfw
here's a youtube version
>>25665367
>There was a point last night where you considered this whole thing was just a horrible nightmare.
>When you awoke on that couch the next morning, you realized that you were wrong.
>There was no nightmare.
>This was reality.
>And reality, was Hell.
>This is where Twilight had decided to send you the moment she started fooling around behind your back.
>You rolled off the couch and struggled the stand, your immense hangover currently kicking the shit out of you.
>At least the massive headache you had made it a bit difficult to think about that fucking prick boning your wife.
>As you stumbled out of throne room, your stomach growled with the ferocity of a pissed off manticore.
>Part of you just wanted to get the fuck out of here, but, you supposed you could get some breakfast first.
>With your mind concluded, you began to make your way towards the kitchen.
>You could already smell the freshly cooked breakfast that awaited you.
>>25667943
Come on, talk to her, you kek.
>>25668061
=, you know it's never that easy.
>>25668082
It actually is.
At least, for me it was. I told my ex to fuck off the moment that I found out she slept around behind my back.
I'm just kinda stretching things out for the time being. Anon will quit being a c.uck and chew her out in due time.
>>25668112
>stretching
The third story with same mistakes.
Little request that I had from beginning of these threads. Twilight trying to fix everything and become a good wifey while Anon becomes total douche to her. All this with alcoholism, domestic abuse and reverse-keking.
>>25668139
Should've mentioned something during the first story, =. Writers appreciate constructive criticism. (^:
>>25668187
Second. This thread need legit Twilight abuse.
>>25668224
>Second. This thread need legit Twilight abuse.
You know, YOU can do this.
>>25668295
kek
You're totally right.
I got you, =.
>>25668224
>Second. This thread need legit Twilight abuse.
baka desu senpai
>>25667724
Speaking of which;what would the bartender say if you asked how his kids are doing?
>>25668450He would call you a faggot and break your legs, then tie you a ballon and shoot it when it's high enough for you to break your back, he will then approach you and say: ''I have no sons''
>>25656918
>Your touch had broken the fragile emotional barrier he had put up.
>The dam had burst.
>You were in.
It's delicious how we see the manipulative Starlight, and how we hope for a possibility to born a feeling for Anon.
>>25657334
This.
>>25657416
This.It is exactly what happens to me.
>>25659595
This post killed me inside.
>>25660888
AHH!
>>25663981
But this is fake, right? It is. It has to be.
>>25664878
>Today was the first step to plant a thirst for revenge into Anonymous’s psyche, and it had gone even better than you expected.
I just wait to see her care for Anon when Anon tries to revenge but emotionally hurt himself.
I wrote that and then:
>Nobody, not you, not Twilight, not even Princess Celestia would be able to stop it.
Oh, kurwa.
>>25665904
It's not funny. Write, Wan.
>>25668112
Sorry to hear that, I crave for more of your story, always rememberoff by one.
save bomp
>>25668312
RainbowDash knew... I want to see how many of her friends knew and just let it happen. How long did Dash wait before telling anon?
Why did twilight cheat in the first place?
>>25668224
Can we get anon to ill flash? I can't be the only one.
Vote now:
() kill flash
() kill twilight() become super saiyan
>>25670623
I have a lot of shit planned when Starlight pushes Anon to get revenge.
>>25651031
>>25651059
It gets very annoying after about a week
>>25670623
Why bother ? Just give her the divorce paper and get on with your life, bone RD or something.
Let Twilight wallow in her filth instead and make it worse by being happy rather than showing that you care and give her a chance to explain herself when you attack them.
>>25647729
What question was she going to ask?
Finally getting around to writing.
I'm feeling like absolute shit because I got shit sleep. Shit may or may not be meh, I really can't tell at this point.
>>25667943
>You stumbled into the kitchen, where a few servants were busy preparing breakfast.
>You mumbled out a few half-hearted greetings, before grabbing a glass of water.
>Like a man who had just wandered the desert for four days straight, you downed the glass of water in seconds.
>You quickly refilled it, and grabbed a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice on the way over to the table.
>Nursing your water and occasionally sipping away at your orange juice, you waited on the staff to finish up with whatever they were cooking.
>As you finished off your second glass of water, you heard the sound of a new set of hooves clopping against the hard floor.
>You knew who it was.
>You didn’t dare look her way.
>”Good morning, Anon!”
>Her cheerful greeting was like nails on a fucking chalkboard to your ears.
>Feeling your anger beginning to build, you ignored your wife, hoping that the staff would hurry up and give you something to go.
>She betrayed you.
>The last thing she deserved was your attention.
>”Anon?”
>You felt her breath brush against your ear as she tried to get your attention.
>You couldn’t-
>You flinched as you felt her place her hoof on your shoulder.
>Her voice was bad enough, but her touching you was more than you could bear.
>You immediately jumped out of your seat and backed away, your chair going flying as you did so.
“DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME.”
>Everything stopped as your shout reverberated throughout the castle.
>You heard silverware clatter and plates shatter in the kitchen.
>You figured that was the sound of you scaring the shit out of the servants currently working on your breakfast, but you could care less.
>Your focus was on your wife.
>Your cheating, lying, bitch wife.
>>25671255
>Twilight looked up at you with a hurt expression, her ears flattened against her skull.
>”I-I’m sorry! Are y-you alright? Is everything okay, dear?”
>You felt your anger rise the more and more she spoke to you.
“No, I am not fucking alright, Twilight. Things are the farthest from being okay than they have been since I fucking showed up here.”
>You didn’t give her the chance to say anything as you continued.
“I know, Twilight. I fucking know.”
>She actually seemed confused by your statement.
>”What do you me-”
“Rainbow Dash fucking told me, Twilight. Fuck, I saw you with that piece of shit last night!”
>Her eyes widened as she finally picked up on what you were talking about.
>”A-anon, it’s not what-”
“Shut your lying whore mouth!”
>You shot her a harsh glare her way, as you took a menacing step towards her, you fist clenched with anger.
“Do you think I’m fucking stupid?! I fucking watched you with him! I fucking know what I saw!”
>”I-I-!”
>You didn’t even think anger described how you felt anymore.
>Fury. Absolute, unadulterated fury.
>All you wanted to do was slam her fucking face into a God damned wall.
>You shifted your focus to the servants who were watching the two of you with widened eyes.
“Leave…”
>They hesitated, something you were in no fucking mood for.
“NOW!”
>They finally got the message, rushing out of the room as you yelled after them.
>You immediately turned back to Twilight, slamming your fist down on the table.
“Don’t you fucking lie to me!”
>”Anon, I-I didn’t-!”
“DO I LOOK LIKE I’M IN THE MOOD FOR YOU TO MAKE SHIT UP?!”
>You grabbed the kitchen table and threw it across the room as you lashed out.
“DO I?!”
>She gulped, the fear and pain evident in her eyes.
>”I… I didn’t- I-I’m sorry…”
>Tears welled up in her eyes as she sniffled, rubbing at her eyes with her hoof.
>”I-I’m so, so sorry…”
>>25671264
>You felt your rage boil over and subside as you took in the scene before you.
>All you felt now, was rejection, and depression.
>You felt your heart ache as you stared her down, your own tears forming in your eyes.
“I’m fucking leaving…”
>With that, you began to walk out of the kitchen.
>She moved to stop you, but you shoved her out of your way, sending the mare to the ground.
>You didn’t stop to check on her, you kept moving, maneuvering around the mess you created in your rage.
>You needed to get out of there.
>You despised Twilight for what she did to you, but you still loved her.
>You wanted to beat her to till she couldn’t even breathe anymore, but at the same time, you didn’t want to hurt her.
>You threw open the door as you left the castle behind.
>You’d fucking deal with her shit later.
“Fucking hell…”
>As the castle disappeared over the horizon as you walked into town, you wondered what you should do now.
>You considered going to one of Twilight’s friends, since they were closest things you had to friends in this fucking shitty town.
>But… hell, they fucking hid the truth from you months.
>And they would’ve kept doing so if Rainbow Dash didn’t guilt trip herself into telling you.
>They didn’t deserve your presence anymore than Twilight did.
>You blinked, remembering the mare you had talked to the previous evening.
>You reached into your pocket, finding the napkin that she had written her address on for you as you left the bar the previous night.
>...you had to admit, part of you thought she was just some bar floozy, or somebody who was just pretending to care for you to get something out of it.
>But, you really didn’t if either of those things were true.
>You just wanted be with somebody who didn’t avoid or betray you right now.
>>25671274
My butt is thoroughly clenched in anticipation for more.
>>25651650
... Is that a religious thing?
Why haven't you eaten steak in months?
Why are you not "free"?
>>25671274
NEED GREEN
>>25672028
The caffeine demons hold me hostage. They force me to mellow out of my coffee addiction on orange juice and kool aid. I have a few more weeks until the treatments are over and I can enjoy steak instead of coffee.
>>25660779
Fuck You
>>25672420
Don't take the bait, faggot.
>>25647729
>booze will solve your problems
Pretty much. I've been binge drinking every day since Thanksgiving. Running out of vodka, but I have some xanax and coffee to keep me sane til I re-up
>>25672566
Same Anon, same.
>>25653615
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>25672367
What?
Coffee people are crazy. I've had coffee, hate to tell you, but that's the weakest drug on the planet. I swear half of the 'coffee addicts' are addicted to nothing more than the placebo effect.
If you want a real drug, try amphetamines.
Coffee will be like water, after you've had amphetamines.
Once you get Amp'd, you don't ever go back.
>>25673244
No you don't understand. The demons think I'm addicted to it and are holding me hostage. They will free me in a few weeks when the treatment is over. Only then will I enjoy a steak inside me.
>>25672566
Same here. Been chugging whiskey every night for two months straight now. Getting fucked up used to be an occasional thing. Now, I've been so stressed lately that I can't get any decent sleep without a good buzz.
Who /alcoholic/ here?
>>25673371
I'm a drunk thank you.
Alcoholics go to meetings.
Ah. Most of y'all are depressed and alcoholics and shit. That explains why this thread even lives. I mean who the fuck would want to read, let alone write, about their favorite characters cheating on self-inserts of themselves?
>>25673293
OK, you're just insane.
Glad you're getting treatment.
>>25673741life sucks for some peopleleave them alone you fagu r a faget
>>25673741
I'm interested in it because it is something different. I am not a regular here.
Obviously you were interested enough to click on the thread, scroll through, and leave a reply at the bottom.
You really should act hypocritical. You're one of us.
>>25673741
>implying a character as shitty as Twilight is a favorite character of mine
>>25673842
>should
Meant "shouldn't". Typo. Oh well, you know what I mean.
>>25671264
>“Rainbow Dash fucking told me
dick move anon
>>25673980
>Twilight Sparkle will remember this
>>25673741
i'm super clean livingand think those who are proud of being alcoholics or druggies are fucking stupidand still find myself living in this thread. no idea why, since i don't actually like abuse. i think it's just an addiction to feels.
>>25674003
at least rainbow is not acunt
>>25673980
You know what they say, honesty is the best policy
>>25674037
but throwing your friends under the bus is not.
he coulda just left that part out.
hence, anon=dick
but then that was kinda obvious from the beginning given the "i just get to live like a king without doing anything, sweet" "FUCK YOU TWILIGHT I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO YOU" routine.
>>25674074
he's just mad
>>25673843
Nigger I need a green fix... help an Anon out
>>25674158
Working on it right now.
>>25674169
huzza!
>>25674033
There is no hypocrisy here. Me clicking on the thread does not imply interest in the topic matter. What I AM interested in is why so many people like this thread's idea, and the last couple of replies revealed some info.
Well MNM, for hating Twilight, you sure do have an, dare I say, interest in writing about her. I take it it's a secret sort of revengefics against such a shitty character in your view?
>>25674334
Nah.
>>25674334
I would assume it's mostly because the original prompt that spurred these threads on was about Anon getting kek'd by Twalot with Flash, and many are loathe to deviate from the established default.
The twist I'm curious about is why MnM chose to have Rainbow Dash break the news instead of the original prompt's usage of Fluttershy.
>>25674334
Before anyone asks, I was originally following Fife's story, around the same time the first thread of this general was made. I'm just surprised it's still going... and for the most part still featuring the same related group of characters who most like.
>>25674373
I felt it was a more fitting choice, because loyalty and all.
Now that I think back on it, though, I regret not going with Applejack, because honesty and all that.
>>25674374
Same. Hell, the only reason why I started writefagging here is prevent the thread's death before Fife finished up his AT sequel.
>>25673834
So insightful Anon! Did you come with that yourself?w r all fagets hear, dont b rood
Life sucks for many of us dude. If the reason some of y'all like this sort of thing is cause of depression or personal problems I don't think indulging in this sort of thing will help with your life problems.
But not everyone copes with it the same way. So if it somehow has helped, then more power to all of those who are feeling down.
>>25674373
No it was about Anon reacting to his cheating wife, greens about anger and shit, we had two pseudoc'uck greens but they were pretty hated among here.
Also MnM wasn't here from the beginning, that's why he doesn't wrote ir like that, even then a prompt it's just that something you can choose to follow or not.
>>25674424
knowing that someone have a worst life than us could help a little biteven if he is not real
>>25673741
I'm a bit of a masochist, I guess.
>>25674461
The greens were about the revenge. The prompt itself was about the event that spurred them on. I was simply using a convenient over-simplification to get the point across, mi familia.
>>25674586
Don't do that, that can lead people to believe we are c'ucks, mi taquito.
Alright I'll give something "new" a try
>Be Queen Chrysalis and you wereBucked
>For starters your changelings were starving and after the failure of the Canterlot invasion you lost most of your military power.
>After your sisters in the other hives heard about your weakness they have been slowly chipping away at your kingdom waiting for you to surrender and bow to one of them.
>Meanwhile Celestia and her allies were still actively hunting you.
>Sure they hated your kind before the invasion, but now due to your own mistakes they were actively looking for your annihilation.
>In a last ditch effort to prevent your hive’s demise the only option you were left with was to use darker-than-black magic.
>A spell so forbidden and dangerous that you had to preform it isolated and locked in the deepest cavern of your underground kingdom.
>If this failed your citizens would barely enough time to flee to safety.
>Or at least you hoped so…
>But if it worked… focus Chrysalis you must not fail!
>Sparks and magic fly around you as you finish the hour long incantation with a mighty stomp using your newly-occult-cut hoof.
>For a few seconds nothing happens, but then without warning an explosion erupts with a blinding white light from the seal and you feel pain as you’re flung across the room.
>As the light fades you begin to squint your eyes and even before you can see again you feel it.
>Something else is in the room with you.
>And it has a presence more powerful than any other you have ever felt. The Princesses, Discord, the elder dragons, nothing could ever come close to this.
>As you begun to see some sort of green blur of a head on the creature you also begin to realize something else.
>Its power, for however vast it is, sure does feel familiar to you.
>>25674074
Anon's supposed to be an asshole, =.
>>25674667
Today I learned Green is hard
>Be Queen Chrysalis and you were Bucked
>For starters your changelings were starving and after the failure of the Canterlot invasion you lost most of your military power.
>After your sisters in the other hives heard about your weakness they have been slowly chipping away at your kingdom waiting for you to surrender and bow to one of them.
>Meanwhile Celestia and her allies were still actively hunting you.
>Sure they hated your kind before the invasion, but now due to your own mistakes they were actively looking for your annihilation.
>In a last ditch effort to prevent your hive’s demise the only option you were left with was to use darker-than-black magic.
>A spell so forbidden and dangerous that you had to preform it isolated and locked in the deepest cavern of your underground kingdom.
>If this failed your citizens would barely enough time to flee to safety.
>Or at least you hoped so…
>But if it worked… focus Chrysalis you must not fail!
>Sparks and magic fly around you as you finish the hour long incantation with a mighty stomp using your newly-occult-cut hoof.
>For a few seconds nothing happens, but then without warning an explosion erupts with a blinding white light from the seal and you feel pain as you’re flung across the room.
>As the light fades you begin to squint your eyes and even before you can see again you feel it.
>Something else is in the room with you.
>And it has a presence more powerful than any other you have ever felt. The Princesses, Discord, the elder dragons, nothing could ever come close to this.
>As you begun to see some sort of green blur of a head on the creature you also begin to realize something else.
>Its power, for however vast it is, sure does feel familiar to you.
>>25674667
nice
>>25674696
I didn't got that vibe but well, okay.
>>25674700
>Almost like love you’ve eaten before and yet… more concentrated… more pure. As if the nasty smell of destiny and fate-magic wasn’t anywhere near the creature.
>As the creature comes into focus it slowly takes a step toward you and instinctively you take a step back.
“Wahhhhrrrhaarrrrrrr”
>A loan frightening moan escapes from its mouth and it takes another pace toward you. And then another.
>Your heart begins to beat faster and faster and as you are backed into the corner of the room and everything begins to piece together.
>You messed up again and in doing so you’ve endangered every living thing on the planet.
>Paralyzed not with fear, but with a feeling of failure you sink to the ground and begin to cry.
>It’s all over. You’ll be eaten and even if your citizens escape they will be sought out and one day destroyed by this creature too.
>It is standing right in front of you now and with a weight of hopelessness you close your eyes and just hope you will find peace in the afterlife.
>You feel a hot breath against your face and begin to listen to the sound of your own death, but you only hear one thing.
“Water?”
>>25674712
>Be Queen Chrysalis a year after summoning Anonymous the Human.
>Your now King Anonymous the Human.
>To you of course he was your lover Nony, as you were his lover Chrysi
>Of course he was so much more than that, he meant everything to you afterall.
>He was the one that ended your people’s hunger solely off of his own love for them and their plight.
>Using his own natural resistance to magic, his outer-worldly strength, and his charming charisma he was able to end your sister’s petty rivalry and restore peace amongst the changeling Hives.
>Following that he even became a series of talks with Princess Luna over a permanent peace treaty. It was still a work in progress of course but the fact that the talks are still happening is nothing short of amazing!
>And then with the skills and intellect he developed from his home world “Yearth” he was able to remodel and expand your kingdom into the great city it deserved to be.
> Ponyville was literally getting it’s river shat on by your new architecture and extensive sewage system!
>You owed everything to your sexy human and even though he told you the same every time you brought it up you still had a hard time believing it.
>Afterall you stole his previous life from him. Sure he says he enjoys his new life here more than ever enjoyed his old on.
>How could he hold no ill feelings toward you after what you’ve done?
> At the beginning you knew it to be true because you could simply feel all his emotions.
>But over time as he was feeding your citizens he learned how to control his self-proclaimed “anti-magic”.
>However now you weren’t sure if he really didn’t have any negative emotions or if he was just hiding them.
>And so you spent time every day making sure he knew how important he was to you.
>Whatever he desired he received and yet he never did anything to hurt you. Not only that, but he spend so much time helping improve your kingdom.
>>25674726
>Always so selfless…
>Why couldn’t you do more…
>Why can’t you do something to really show how much he meant to you…
>You would give him the World if it was enough to make him understand…
>As you finally reach the dinning room you open the doors only to be frozen at what you see.
>Your lover is sipping tea alongside Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Twilight?!?
>What the buck is go-
>”Hello my Love, come take a seat next to me. Princess Celestia was just telling me the big news; it seems that they have found a way for me to go back to Earth.”
That's it for now, maybe more tomorrow?
>>25674740
Well, that's pretty good.
I feel bad for Chrys.
I'm actually a little upset with Anon. Dunno, can't explain it with words.
>>25674740
Keep it up, man. We need more green, and you're writing some pretty decent stuff.
>>25674696
i figured that was your intention. which makes me all the more interested to see where you go with this. bit of a new twist compared to the other stories.
>>25674667
speaking of different... i like it already.
>>25671274
Please, let this cunt explain herself, I want to hear her excuses. Does she love him or just want more Ds?
>>25675295
Soon.
>>25671274
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>You found yourself idly working on eating a bowl of oats when there was knock at your front door.
>You perked up immediately, as that same stupid grin from the previous night spread across your muzzle.
>There was only one visitor that you were expecting.
>You made a beeline for the front door, took a moment to compose yourself, and pulled it open.
>You were briefly blinded by the bright early morning sun, but as your eyes adjusted, you spotted Anonymous standing before you.
>...he looked like hammered shit.
>Couldn’t really blame him, you guessed.
>Between the massive hangover and his wife betraying him, it must’ve been difficult for him.
>All the better for you, you supposed.
>The worse he took it, the more you could comfort him.
>The more you comforted him, the more he relied on you.
>And the more he relied on you, the easier it would be for you to put him on the path of revenge.
“Anon! How good it is to see you~!”
>Hey Starlight…”
>He flashed you a smile as he greeted you.
>His smile… it was… off putting.
>It looked broken, fractured.
>Anonymous was trying hard to hide being an extremely flawed mask of happiness, but it was clear that even more damage had been done to him than you initially thought.
>Perfect.
>You ushered him inside with a sweet smile.
“Please, make yourself at home!”
>You trotted inside with a sway in your hips and skip in your steps as he followed you inside.
>”Hey, Starlight?”
>You rounded on him, eyeing him down.
“Hmm~?”
>He was holding a bottle of Applejack Daniels out towards you.
>”I figured I’d get something for you since you bought me a drink last night. Got anywhere for me to put it?”
>>25675641
>You weren’t much of a whiskey pony, but, what the hay, it might be nice to have around for Anonymous.
>Turning him against his wife wouldn’t be an overnight job, even with all the damage she was doing.
>You motioned him towards your kitchen, a grateful grin spread across your face.
“Just leave it on the counter.”
>He nodded in affirmation as he walked past you, making his way past you as followed his instructions.
>As he did so, you moved into the living room, plopping down on the loveseat and getting comfortable.
>While you waited on him to rejoin you, you took a moment to think over your game plan.
>Quite a bit of damage had been dealt to him already, so that was already covered.
>All you really needed to do was figure out how to get him being depressed and mopey, to being willing to help you get revenge.
>You had many options weighing down on your mind.
>Right now, you were just offering him support and affection.
>But, you were really considering taking things up a notch.
>Seduction was one of your strongest weapons, after all.
>Even married stallions have fallen to your feminine wiles.
>Anonymous would be no different, especially considering his wife hasn’t been faithful to him.
>That would be your final blow, after he made him reliant on you for emotional support.
>After you gave him a little taste of revenge, you could unleash him on Twilight, and then Equestria after he was done with her.
>Your lust for revenge seemed to grow by the second the more and more you thought about it.
>As well as your lust for… other things.
>You had to admit, there were ulterior motives to the next phase of your plan.
>A mare gets just a bit pent up when she focuses all her time and energy on revenge.
>And, as you’ve found out over the past year, humans are much, much more virile than stallions.
>Getting a good rut out of efforts to get revenge on Twilight and make everypony equal would be a nice little bonus.
>>25675652
>Getting a good rut out of efforts to get revenge on Twilight and make everypony equal would be a nice little bonus.
G-Go on...
>>25675652
Starlight is really lewd.
>>25675652
>>Getting a good rut out of efforts to get revenge on Twilight and make everypony equal would be a nice little bonus.
>>25671274
>You considered going to one of Twilight’s friends, since they were closest things you had to friends in this fucking shitty town.
>But… hell, they fucking hid the truth from you months.
>And they would’ve kept doing so if Rainbow Dash didn’t guilt trip herself into telling you.
God, no! They all can't be this much cunts.
Good night m8, gotta go to sleep. Stay based.
>>25675997
Isn't that something common for womyn, to hold each others back. The fact that RD cracked means she is close enough to Anon to feel bad about not telling him.
>>25676694
Element of loyalty gotta be loyal to all her friends. Even if it means telling Anon though it's probably for the best to all parties.
>>25676848
das rite
>>25676848
Remember that you are talking about the same piece of shit that dropped a childhood friend without batting an eye.
Their elements mean jackshit, m8.
>>25675652
Man, fuck Starlight(not literally). Anon should be with the best princess, pic related
>>25679031
Wut.
>>25679083
Angel did a smelly, anon
>>25679083
It's pretty self explanatory. Angel did a smelly.
>>25671274
You kinda fastened the pace, and I am not a fan of that in general, but in a moment like that it can be undesrtandablefor someone smarter than me : 3.
>>25673741
This: >>25674479
>>25675641
Glimmer in your version is so cute...
>Anonymous was trying hard to hide being an extremely flawed mask of happiness, but it was clear that even more damage had been done to him than you initially thought.
>Perfect.
So cold. So scary.
Love it.
>>25675652
>Anonymous would be no different, especially considering his wife hasn’t been faithful to him.
>tfw Anonymous stays faithful no matter what Starlight Glimmer offers
>tfw Anonymous make love with Starlight Glimmer and that unwillingly starts changing her heart
Both ways are welcome.
>>25675749
This.
>>25679296
Man, write! I like it so far!Even if Anon x Trilight scene was rushed too much.
>>25674700
>Today I learned Green is hard
Kek.
>>25674740
Oh, shit. I like how and when it is going. Continue?
>>25679714
What the fuck.
>>25680003
It was rushed because I was feeling really shitty.
>>25680003
>Anon x Twilight scene was rushed
>Rushed
It was when it had to be, even then, it was later than I was expecting.
![[Metal Noise].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZBBepgA.png "[Metal Noise].png")
>>25680130
Well, you're excused : 3
I just wish that you will explain it somehow deeper or just that this rushed part will not cause any damage to the future parts of the story in any way.
It will be hard, but I believe in you.You're a really good writefag, MnM.
>>25680154
>It was when it had to be
That's exactly how I explained it to myself.
>even then, it was later than I was expecting.
True. Also I was expecting it to happen faster.
>this pic
>tfw I was in this thread
pic related
>>25680197
I have a better scene coming up between the two of them.
>>25680219
I believe so. Anon surrendering to his righterous anger was enough for me as an explanation of 'why was it so fast'.
I'm looking for it, man.
>>25680973
Filthy casual.
>>25681061
Horsefucking is the only way.
>>25675652
>You are Anonymous.
>After placing the bottle of whiskey that you had brought with you where Starlight had requested, you made your way out of the kitchen and walked into the living room, where the mare was waiting.
>She was reclining on a loveseat, lying in a rather… revealing manner.
>She was laying on her side, her flanks facing your direction, and her tail caught underneath her body, leaving nothing to obscure her slit and ponut.
>You really couldn’t say for sure if she was lying that way on purpose, or if it was just a coincidence.
>You just decided you’d leave it up to her to reveal to you if she really was just a bar floozy who was trying way too hard to not look like one.
>You were drawn back to reality as you heard a cheerful hum emanate from the mare.
>You pried your eyes away from her privates and glanced up at her face.
>She flashed you a knowing smile as she eyed you down.
>She didn’t say anything about your wandering eyes, but really, she didn’t need to.
>She let out a light giggle, before sitting up slightly, patting the other side of the loveseat.
>”Come join me, Anon. I won’t bite~!”
>Her teasing tone didn’t make you feel like she was telling the truth.
>Regardless, you closed the distance between you and the couch, plopping down beside her.
>Her teasing grin disappeared the moment you melted into the loveseat and let out a defeated sigh.
>A look of concern crossed her face as she reached out to you, placing a comforting hoof on your shoulder.
>“Everything alright, Anon?”
>You gave the mare a condescending look, much like a certain baseball bat wielding balding comedian.
“Iunno, is it?”
>>25681812
>”You know what I mean, Anon.”
>You let out another sigh.
“Right.”
>You thought over everything that had happened since you had waken up this morning.
>The agony of an intense hangover.
>The pleasant aroma of a freshly cooked breakfast.
>The temporary peace being shattered by the arrival of your wife.
>Her torturous voice, like nails on a chalkboard.
>Her agonizing touch, that burnt like hot fire.
>Her treacherous lies.
>All of your pent up rage and fury from the previous night finally being explosively released in response.
>All she could do was say she was sorry.
>She couldn’t even fucking admit the truth.
>She couldn’t even tell you why.
>You felt your teeth begin to grind against each other, your anger growing stronger as you thought about your bitch wife.
>>25681825
>”Anon…”
>You were shaken from your thoughts as you felt Starlight’s warm body press against yours as she climbed on top of you.
>The hairs on the back of your neck bristled as her soft hooves wrapped around your neck.
>As she pulled you into a delicate embrace, she spoke softly into your ear, her hot breath sending shivers down your spine as her breath brushed against your neck.
>”You don’t need to tell me what happened if you don’t want to…”
>You felt your rage begin to wash away at the sound of her comforting embrace, leaving only a lingering feeling of depression as you responded.
“I confronted her. I told her that I knew everything. I told her I saw it with my own eyes.”
>You wrapped your own arms around the mare as you continued to respond to her previous question.
“All she could do was lie… and try to avoid the issue. All it did was piss me off.”
>Images of a destroyed kitchen, frightened servants fleeing, and a broken mare looking up at you with fear in her eyes flashed through your mind as you tightened your grip on Starlight.
“It took me every fiber of my being not to lash out at her. The only thing I could do to avoid beating her to a bloodied pulp was to take my anger out on everything else.”
>You briefly considered stopping there… but the expectant look on the mare’s face prompted you to continue.
“Truth be told… I loved every moment of it. Taking out all my anger and emotions on her.”
>Your features stiffened as you began to finish up with your answer.
“My only regret is I didn’t go farther…”
>>25681843
>Your features stiffened as you began to finish up with your answer.
>“My only regret is I didn’t go farther…”
I know that feeling, I know that feeling all too well.
>>25681843
>Starlight uses Anon to commit murder
>>25682234
More like pushing Twilight to suicide, Starlight still needs Anon after she is gone, and killing her would only bring problems to her plans.
Such lust can't be stopped.
>>25681843
I don't think Starlight needs a rutting. I'm sure she had an orgasm in her mind from hearing Anon tell her that.
>>25682765
>yfw Starlight Glimmer's fetish is revenge
S-SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
The bean boy
>>25675295
Since Anon has better stamina than ponies...oh my god, she love flash more than anon.
>>25683664
Well, maybe someone cumming inside of her is her fetish and with a horse she has that a helluva lot faster. And Flash isn't called like that for nothing.
>>25672028
>>25672367
>>25673244
Anon here, but basically I am stuck in Korea for the last few months due to work, and in Korea the quality/price ratio of the beef was really bad so I couldn't enjoy them at all.
In regards to the coffee, I got so bored once that I drank 20 cups of coffee made from the same grinds in succession.
Note: I normally don't drink coffee.
>>25684905
>In regards to the coffee, I got so bored once that I drank 20 cups of coffee made from the same grinds in succession.
How?
>>25684905
I thought you were held hostage by caffeine demons?
>>25684905
>20 cups of coffee
Good thing refills are so much cheaper than the first cup in korea
>>25685121
>>25685219
I just poured how water into the same grinds and filters, and drank the drip.
At number 12 it was more colored water than caffeine but I was bored so kept drinking.
>>25685136
I never said I wasn't.
It was not a fun night.
>>25681843
>You are Starlight Glimmer.
>As you listened to Anonymous speak, you were finding it extremely difficult not to break out into a smile.
>You hadn’t even done anything yet, other than offer Anonymous a shoulder to cry on and a little bit of affection.
>And yet, here he was.
>Fostering his own lust for vengeance.
>Just a little bit of guidance, that’s all it would take.
>Then you and your newfound ally could take your revenge.
>You got face to face with the human, whose expression seemed to show shame in his admission of how he truly felt.
“Maybe you should’ve gone farther…”
>His eyes met yours, as look of confusion overcame his face.
>”Are you serious…?”
>You nodded, giving the man a cold stare.
>He had already set himself up to pursue a path of revenge.
>You may as well push him to do it.
“She betrayed you, Anonymous. For months, she’s been lying to you, sleeping around behind your back with some random stallion. She deserves whatever you do to her, and more.”
>As his expression changed from one of confusion to righteous indignation, you realized that you may have actually struck a chord with him.
>”You’re right…”
>You couldn’t help but crack a grin at his response.
>You weren’t suspecting success this early in the game.
>But, your celebration was short lived, as he spoke up once more.
>”But… I don’t think I can do that…”
>He flashed you a sad look.
>”All I can think about is her betrayal… how she slept around with somebody else, behind my back, for months on end. But... I still love her. Deep down, I do. There’s no way I take my anger out on her, physically.”
>>25685630
>You opened your mouth to speak, but he kept talking.
>”But, there’s no way I can go back to her. Because at the same time, I fucking hate her God damned guts.”
>You felt him grip onto you tighter, as if he were trying to crush you with his embrace.
>”It over between her and I, that much is for sure…”
>He fell silent for a moment, and you took this moment to speak up.
”You want to do more than that, don’t you?”
>That look of righteous indignation from earlier came back as he nodded.
>You felt as if you were looking into a mirror as you stared into his eyes.
>His eyes shined with a lust for vengeance, much like yours.
>”I do. I want to make her pay. I want to make the piece of shit who fucked her pay. I want to make all the ponies who lied to me pay.”
>His words were like music to your ears.
>You didn’t even bother hiding your manic smile as you spoke.
“Then, let me help you.”
>>25685646
It begins.
I am in some thread in /r9k/ that shit is fucking me up.
Just read this shit, http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html .
Fucking hell.
>>25686344
>When my wife told me she wanted to open our marriage and take other lovers, she wasn’t rejecting me, she was embracing herself. When I understood that, I finally became a feminist.
Holy fucking shit I pity that man, if you can even call him a man anymore. I can't even...
No just fucking no. The guy has got to be sick in the head.
>>25686484
>The guy has got to be sick in the head
Agreed, and beyond saving.
>>25686484
The era of humanity has ended, anon, and ''people'' like him killed it.
>>25685646
Revenge is something I want to see.
Don't remember where I got this one, but it's pretty feelsy.
Good night, people. Stay based.
>>25687211
I didn't ask for these feels, anon. Why would you do this to me?
>>25685646
Here we go
>>25687211
Injustice in the world.
I don't know what it is but when shit like that happens to kids it really hurts me. I feel nothing but rage at parents like those.
>>25686344
is nymag the new onion?
that's gotta be trolling. just has to be. even if you are a strong feminist, that doesn't make any sense. because it has nothing to do with feminism. if he's cool with open marriage, that's just fine. but don't call that feminism.
>>25687211
eh, dunno. i don't buy all the "cops/etc wouldn't do anything". ain't no way someone's gonna write all that shit off as cultural misunderstandings, and there would have been teachers that could have testified to hear bruising etc too. and how would the girl hide it all those times from CPS and others? good story, but i think that's all it is.
also, dat missed opportunity to fit in with the thread by describing how the Nini thing broke up the marriage.
>>25687691
Schools and mostly american schools, depending on the state are shit at those things.
At the time that Anon talked with CPS there wasn't any sings of abuse, and if I don't remember correctly CPS does takes to account "cultural misunderstandings".
>>25687691
If you want to know why this is fake, it's pretty simple.
You don't get to take your rifle home with you, especially when you're out of the military. So, it's pretty obvious this guy is full of shit when he keeps talking about how he's got his old army rifle with him.
>>25687957
I think the last time the army actually let ex-soldiers keep their riffles was after WW2
>>25687982
Considering the age of the daughter (she's in her pre-teens around 9/11), I highly doubt the guy is a WW2 vet.
>>25688009
Who knows, maybe he was a late bloomer.
Regardless, IIRC soldiers are required to store even their personal arms in the armory, so fake story is fake.
>>25681843
>“My only regret is I didn’t go farther…”
Oh, you fucking monster.
>>25685630
>You hadn’t even done anything yet, other than offer Anonymous a shoulder to cry on and a little bit of affection.
>And yet, here he was.
>Fostering his own lust for vengeance.RAPE HER. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, PUT IN, PUT OUT.
>He had already set himself up to pursue a path of revenge.
She simply underestimate the man's intelligence and morality.
>>25685646
>”I do. I want to make her pay. I want to make the piece of shit who fucked her pay. I want to make all the ponies who lied to me pay.”
Pic related.
>>25686344
AAA!
>>25687211
AAA!
>>25688009
>Waiting a day for more.
Ok.
>>25685646
Damn, even if I don't like Twi, I don't like this manipulative bitch as well.
>>25686344
>http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
Is it safe to assume we wouldn't want our waifus to have other lovers if we were with them?
>>25689225
WHAT A LUST FOR REVENGE!
>>25689657
But she is a pretty Hungarian that was born in a small village
