Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are storytimed here!
>>25631565
Now that Starlight Glimmer has accepted some humble guidance in making up for lost friendship time, where will she reside? Where had she been staying after leaving her town, anyhow? Inns and such, or just camping on the road? In any event, if she's to be Twilight's pupil, it'd be most convenient to remain in Ponyville for now. The castle has lots of space, though whether she'd feel comfortable taking a room there is another matter.
What's the housing market in Ponyville like? There might be an open place now that Matilda is married to Cranky Doodle.
>>25644126
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>best horse thread
Aw yiss
Have a funny trip guys.
#,AyamghY
Pony Mr Lambs
This is now a filly thread.
Post and discuss fillies.
I think the last thread was a sign that I'm too weak to handle this hiatus.
I already feel like giving up
[welcome to the hiatus music]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM
>>25647749
STOP POSTING STARLIGHT
SHE IS A BAD PONY
>>25647766
Never
>>25647764
That picture is possibly the most ironic thing ever drawn in MLPG. It will never not make me laugh.
>>25647764
I dig it
A full year of hiatus?
>>25647763
Aww, don't make it a big hassle.
It's just one of many tabs for me, I look for the cute ponies.We're all gonna make it, brah
>>25647766
Post a good pony to counteract her
like this one
This scene would've been better if he were a filly.
>>25647780
800 YEARS OF UNRELENTING HIATUS
>"H-his middle name was 'Donald'?"
>>25647791
>>25647763
Every time I come into the thread and see all this shitposting I remember that there's really nothing here for me and I should just close the tab and forget about it, but every time I do, every few minutes I keep looking for an mlpg tab to look at because I'm so used to it and I just get curious and open it up again. There's no escape.
>>25647794
Actually his middle name is Fauntleroy.
>>25647786
Like, did your parents still buy everything for you when (and if) you lived with them in your mid/early 20s?
I'm not trying to be snarky or anythingI just want to know if I should be angry or jealous
>>25647806
I'd ooga booga with those stallions
If you could turn anyone from MLPG into a pony and date them, would you?
>open door
>see this
>what do
>>25647822Appledan
>>25647714
>hamburger time
>"oh right, those were a thing, lets find one in the archive"
>6720 posts
I thought we had been way faster back then. We are around 1500-2000 posts per day at the moment, too.
>>25647818
Heck yeah, or at least the cute ones
I am not fond of the bigger stallion puppets some of them use
But this guy is great
>>25647824
Go back inside and play a superior monster raising gameMonster Rancher
ONE YEAR
You set down your helmet onto its pad as you step into your quarters and carefully unbuckle your spiked armor. You fold it up and set it down under the engraved statue of the Crystal Emperor. You disrobe and groggily step into your bedroom for a nap, nearly tripping over the complementary prisoner pony that your overlords have provided. It squeaks fearfully as it stares up between your legs, eyes widening in terror as it realizes the role its captors intended for it. You grunt in annoyance and gently push it away with your foot before slipping into bed and rolling over.
After a little while, you pat the bed and ask if the pony will stop sobbing if you let it sleep on the bed.
>>25647838
A lot of stuff is distorted by time when it comes to memory
MLPG is certainly no different
ponies shouldn't pilot mechs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Myo0QnHbP24
>>25647838
>6720 posts caused by a off-topic thread
>2012
>>25647824
NOT IN MY EQUESTRIA
>>25647764
Filly is talking in filly again.
>>25647818
Don't you meanOOGA CHOCKA?
>>25647894
>lesbians
disgust
>>25647862
The only things I seem to remember about MLPG are the things that make me angry
>>25647787
But if he were a filly then the scene would not be /ssloli/ material.
So nah, i like it the way it is desu.
>>25647715
>Where had she been staying after leaving her town, anyhow?
Hiding in bushes along the road
>>25647898
>>25647898
there is no purer pony love
>>25647628
Yellow
This pony is cute.
That is all.
>>25647910
that pony is pretty cute for a stallion
>>25647780
A full year till the next Discord episode.
Depending where it takes place in the season, that might mean a whole years of hiatus, yes.
>>25647894
I love those teensy squishy cheek pones
>>25647914
She is part of the cuddle harem I am building.
Please do not touch.
>>25647817Cousin of mine married into a family that is loaded as fuck.
They financed the wedding and let them join on vacation sometimes, but that's it. They don't finance his or his wife's life.
I doubt a lot of rich families do that, if they did they wouldn't stay rich for long.
>>25647910
Hey that is pretty grand! Thanks much!
>>25647921
he is THE CUTEST HORSE
>>25647894
they'd make a cute couple
>>25647894
>>25647908
>>25647909
>>25647955
>lesbian m6 ships
hello 2011
>>25647822
Can I pick myself?
>>25647923
Those are the best
>>25647764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VZXvwv0pMo
>>25647967
hi
>>25647914
I am going to fuck that horse!
>>25647967
hey there
>>25647910
That's a cute comet butt.
>>25647914
Supercute
>>25648010
I wish whoever makes those kept going, haven't seen any new ones lately
https://derpiboo.ru/1034568
Would you?
>>25647914
that mane is so ugly.
she was cuter when she was young
>>25647974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8zChY24tac
>>25648024
of course I would, that's a silly question
https://derpiboo.ru/701581
>>25648021
But supercuterpoopers are just legenduh?
>>25648028
her mane style and sweater are ugly but I think her color scheme is great
>>25647939
>this is how the movie ends
>>25648024
>would you a cute pony
do you even know where you are?
>>25648028
wow, rude
>>25648043
shut up
>>25648024
Yes.
>>25648047
It is, but adult Moondancer is still purposefully ugly.
>>25648028
>>25648047
I hope you two never hug ponies
>>25647876
Hugs + Snu_Snu?
>>25648010
BEST ship
>>25647967Swayback Mountain
>>25648065
I will hug all the stallion ponies and a good number of the mare ponies
you cannot stop me
>>25648056
Rude!
What is even going on
>>25648065
>I hope you two never hug poniesYou are a cruel man.
>>25648085
Well I'm going to hug them before they're stallions and mares.
Filly is making strange noises.
>>25648090
I'm watching a movie and posting ponies with my pony bros!
>>25648085
I'll put all of them in hug proof clothing
>>25648085
The ponies refuse to hug you after hearing you call them ugly.
Bad end.
>>25648097
run fillyfix.exe
>>25648097
>that one guy who was into filly fucking was actually fucking a bug all along
>>25648101
What movie?
>>25648096
NO TIME TRAVEL
https://derpiboo.ru/1029822
I want to be the mare that gets punished
>>25648115actually it's that new nazi series on amazon, it's a little slow but not bad
>>25648117
Then I'll stick to ones who will become stallions and mares.
>>25648122
what's your mare safe word?
>>25648133"unf"
>>25648122
What do you want to get punished for?
Time travel /ss/.
>>25648129
Its too late, I have already begun operation pone hug
>>25648137
that's a really bad safe word, you'd never get very far into a session
>>25648147that's my first safe word, so they don't have to follow itmy actual safeword is "impregnate"
>>25647910
what a cute stallion
>>25648148
whAT A CUTE DOSH
>>25648148
that's okay, she's the better filly anyways
love the bows, thanks
>>25648101
>pony bros
You mean yourbroponies
>>25648148
And Equestria's weather factories are safe now that the blueberry menace has been grounded.
>>25648161
but then you can never yell out "impregnate my ponut!"
>>25648133
Otorhinolaryngologist
>>25648144
There's no way you can hug all of them.
>>25648148
RIP wingsthanks a lot BD
Clip Pony's wings
TeatFucking
>>25648185
jokes on you, my dad did that so I can say it easy
>>25648186
I wanna hug at least 5 of those fillies
I'm gonna do it
>>25648186
I have a list of priorities
So long as I get that accomplished, I will be good
That won't stop me from trying for them all however
>>25648042
That's a cute horse.
>>25648197
In that case it will beEichhörnchen.
I want to cum inside braindead.Even if she's jailbait.
>>25648199
Error
Maximum Pony Hug limit cannot exceed three (3) ponies
>>25648047
>>25648028
I am going to fucking wound you.
>>25648174
>>25648188
shhh
>>25648218
One can easily handle four or five fillies and colts.
>>25648221
You will have to fight xieril for the right to rainbow
>>25648212
Girls are fucking gross, dude
These things had potential.
Fuck.
>>25648236
while they're fighting the real owner of blue horse will claim her, me anon
>>25648244
Pony minis when?
>>25648236
But the rainbow one already belongs to me.
>>25648221
I wanna lightly pull on those
>>25648236
>not one, but two dashfags shitting up the thread
oh god I don't even want to imagine it
>>25648253
Pretty sure they already have those
>>25648261
she is a child
>>25648236
>>25648248
>>25648256
you all better stay away from my waifu if you know what's good for ya
>>25648253
>Pony minis when?
NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7kVRLj3ng
>>25648258
>that's not all we do
but mostly
>>25648221
I want to see your take on pony armor and weapons.
>>25648267
So are you.
>>25648269
>>25648221
Aaaaaah socute
>>25648293
>>25648275
wiggly little ear
>>25648269
But I want to molest her
>>25648273
>>25647967
>>25647898
a least is not sug
I wanna believe that strongfilly got her cutie mark by saving a family of hedgehogs from getting crushed by a rock
>>25648306
this
>>25648306
twilight is such an unf pony
>>25648301
I wonder if there was an alternate future where Dash suffers a terrible snootle accident and has to get a metal one.
>>25648318
She got it for accidentally killing the pony she loved most.
Her special talent is the hedgehog dilemma
>>25648328
single moms are pretty unf
>>25648351
>snootle prosthetics
oh god how horrible
who would boop a pony that hard
>>25648364
Somboop
>>25648364
>who would boop a pony that hard
>>25648364
Marker lost her usual boop hammer.
The red ponies are coming
>>25648244
I wouldn't mind getting a Sunset one.
>>25648371
what a monster
>>25648375
>>25648377
marker's boops are as delicate and gentle as a breeze
she could never hurt a pone through boopings
>>25648385
They should make her a transformer where you rotate a few pieces and she turns back into a horse
>>25648269
You've got to draw her at least once a week or you void your rights to her.
It's the law.
>>25648385
When are you updating the comic?
>>25648397
sometimes she boops me a little too hard
AND WHEN I FUCK ALL THE PONIES, PRINCESS CELESTIA SHALL KNOW THAT IT IS I: BARON VLADIMIR HARKONNEN WHO ENCOMPASSES HER DOOM.
>>25648400
good thing I drew her last night while warming up
>An episode where Starlight Glimmer is working on reforming, but still gets needlessly violent when she doesn't have her way.
horse intercourse
>>25648429
where's the source?
>>25648429
interhorse!
>>25648424
I really hope she keeps most of her personality intact. I love when she gets angry and yells at the other ponies.
>>25648406
Someone draw anon with a terribly broken nose and marker walking into a hospital
And the nurse at the desk is like "Oh my, what happened?"
>I walked into a boop
>He walked into a boop
Its funny because spousal abuse
>>25648244
I rather buy Blythe Baxter and Zoe Trent then that.
>>25648403
What comic?
>>25648444
that was definitely one of my favorite parts of the premiere when she just told Twilight to shut up mid Friendship speech
>>25648397
>marker's boops are as delicate and gentle as a breeze
>>25648273
Buy unicorn Twilight on the left.
Think Wind Rider will come back in S6?
>>25648417
why did he had all those diseases
that movie is completely different from the book
>>25648457
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>25648310
Ban the wings!
>>25648452
Lil Miss Rarity.
>>25648444
>>25648452
Oh man those colors do NOT fit her
>>25648476
please do not pet the fillies in their filly place
>>25648452
>>25648482
>rekt by your own waifu
>>25648476
>memory leak
>>25648482
this fuckin guy
>>25648354
>the hedgehog dilemma
oh you made me sad
>>25648421
Prove it.
>>25648468
Because David Lynch wanted to make the Baron as unlikeable as possible.
Herbert's Baron is a vicious, gay, fat man, who's also one of the best politicians and schemers in the galaxy. David Lynch's Baron is gay schizophrenic who constantly screams and raves.
As to why the movie is different, it's because that's what the studio wanted. Frank Herbert seemed to be OK with the changes. Like adding in the Weirding Modules and the 3rd stage guild navigator.
>>25648528
Filly is not for swearing.
>>25648528
poor little filly
>>25648528
I would let her hug me
>>25648534
>David Lynch's Baron is gay schizophrenic who constantly screams and raves.
The scene where rabban squeezes a live rat and drinks the fluids was hilarious
>>25648528
>>25648528
oh man I really wanna hug her now
>>25648530
ok just let me pretend I care and jump into my personal time machine and go back to when I deleted the layer & take a screenshot of the canvas instead
>>25648371
such villainy
>>25648485
Angry pones are so cute
I could never take them seriously, which would probably just make them even more mad
Its a vicious cycle
>>25648565
you deleted a pony?
you monster
>>25648558
I thought it was some sort of testicle-insect that was a delicacy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWq15lDh8yM
>>25648565
>oh man I really wanna hug her now
No you fool! Remember what happened the last time!
>>25648521
thanks for cute book
>>25648521
If you push your hand into pony's side, how far in will it go? Is pony like Styrofoam? Will it make a soft squishing noise?
>>25648576
she's okay don't worry about it anon
>>25648583
pshhh Ill be fine
my ribcage will heal in a few weeks anyway
>>25648583
As long as she doesn't hug back it'll be fine
>>25648593
Deleting your waifu is like never drawing her at all. In fact, it's worse since you UN-drew her.
>>25648627
>please don't erase me
>>25648627
>>25648636
ha
>why are you always hanging with the fillies, Anon? You don't even seem to like having me around...
>and why do you lock the doors before playing with them?
>>25648636
erase the pony
>>25648565
>>25648593
I didnt know you were a drawfag
>>25648711
#rekt
>>25648711
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
D R A W F I G H T
>>25648711
>>25648712
obliterated
What if you told Rainbow Dash that even a regular stallion would beat her in a race, since stallions are faster than mares?
>>25648712
He doesn't draw as much as he used to, so that's why.How about some apples?
>>25648711
dash I drew you a fully coloured picture on episode day
how can you think I don't love u anymorerei why
>>25648712
hi
I specialize in horses with chest tufts
>>25648711
>>25648712
D O G P I L E
>>25648746
Lemon pls.
>>25648593
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to pet your tuft put you kept moving toward-!"
>>25648738
That doesn't mean you can just delete your waifu whenever else you want, Xieril. That's rude.
>>25648738<3
That Dash is awesome. Sombra timeline was hardcore.
>>25648755poor sonic
I can't even fathom how much it must've hurt
>>25648757
shut up or I'll delete your waifu
>>25648784
>>25648836
I wanna pet that policepon
>weirding modules
I mean
they get used one time on a training dummy
then they get destroyed
all in all they are never used and never explained
why
>>25648822
What else is new? When was the last time xieril drew something for this thread?
>>25648871
They get destroyed by Dr.Yueh when he betrays the Atreides. But Paul and his mother take the plans, and build new ones.
The Fremen and Paul use the weirding modules extensively in the fighting against the Harkonnens.
Would you rather have a stallion or a mare as a completely nonsexual cartoon horse friend
>>25648865
That image is so weirdly hilarious
I can imagine anon's dance moves like some sort of weird disjointed gif
>>25648896
BUT WHY
WHY INVENT SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST
>>25648899
mare
stallions are pointy, I don't want to get injured
>>25648907
Because sound guns are more sci-fi than space martial arts.
>>25648784
>>25648899
Mares are more probably more willing to listen to my bullshit
>>25648907
It's more apparent at the end of the duel. The Weirding is supposed to illustrate Paul's progression in power, but a lot of the mysticism and psychic powers got lost in adaptation.
>DUNCAN gets shot through a shield
NO
THIS IS COMPLETELY HARAM AND I REFUSE TO WATCH IT
THAT'S NOT HOW SHIELDS WORK GODDAMNIT
>>25648933
it happens, there's nothing the ponies can do about it unfortunately
>>25648738
i thought you were just some really persistant dashfag
>>25648748
I want to be in a dogpile
>>25648947
ouch
>>25648865
https://youtu.be/g3QYSoBx1ts
>>25648712
Fucking obliterated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3b-IZ909kg
>>25648972
I want to take advantage of that mare by slowlystealing her purse