>"Oy vey, Anon. Why haven't you considered converting to Judaism yet?"
>>25643940
Nope, kike
nah, i just don't see dashie as a jew
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>>25643962
Yeah autism horse is brave, friendly and helpful, and doesn't expect money in return for being so.
Her goddamn element is loyalty, the exact opposite of a backstabbing kike.
Generosity, honesty, kindness and loyalty are diametrically opposed to the nature of the jewish species.
And laughter at the expense of others or solely in response to self gain don't seem to fit.
There is only one pony left.
>>25644060
Twilight came from rich parents, go to a prestigious school and succeded only because Celestia is jewish. Luna in a muslim. Moon is Gaza.
>>25644104
At last I truly see.
>>25643940
because pony is not kosher.
I wouldn't be allowed to eat out mares, because pony is not kosher.
>>25643940
because my mudda already makes me one you schlem.
>>25644104
mark? aren't you in prison?
There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>25643940
I'm a Christian dash holy fuck. Because Jesus didn't die to have you fucks floating around to make discounted dicks and to pray with towels and bells on your head.
Because the existence of sentient ponies disproves all abrahamic religions, Dosh. You're not even one of his chosen species let along his chosen people.
>>25644144
Sure you could. Horses are not apex predators, they are not pork, they are not something from the ocean that has no scales, and eating them does not require you to seethe calf meat in cow milk. They're Kosher.
It would even be considered a good deed to do so, provided you are married to the horse and it is Saturday.
>>25643940
Id rather be Muslim
>pray twice a day, no beer or bacon
>7 wifes
>the more popular in the west it becomes the more bullshit it'll become
>7 wifes
>can just wing it
>social privilege
>7 wifes
>ultra conservative
>incredibly racist
>7 wifes.
>>25644060
Also, While I agree that Twilight makes the most sense, I could see Rarity as being Jewish too, generosity and all. You would not believe how much I overtip just to avoid people bringing up that stereotype.
>>25643940
I was under the impression that Judaism isn't a converting kind of religion.
>>25645387
You forgot one of the best parts.
>Not required to participate in war, since the Koran says that it risks killing Muslims on the opposite side.
>>25643940
Fuck you, eh, I'm a good catholic boy, homes.
>>25644144
>>25644933
Dont mind me
>>25643940
>>25644034
>>25644060
>>25644889
seriously deviantart
>>25645404
It's not. In the old Testament, Deuteronomy 13 specifically says not to try and convert anyone and not to be a missionary.
>>25643960
>>25643940
Do you think Rainbow Dash and Aryanne roleplay like this during foreplay?
>>25643940
Because I married into a Jewish family and we were happier having a civil wedding both our families were comfortable with, incorporating traditions from both our religions into the ceremony.And I'm a widower now, but I do have to say that sitting shiva is actually kinda nice compared to what I was used to as a Catholic for mourning.
>>25643940
Because all religions are cancer and the only solution to solving cancer is high levels of radiation and cannabis.
