ITT we share stories where we've been caught watching MLP, or caught with pony paraphernalia.
>>25641934
Never happened because nobody pays attention to me ever
>>25641934
>implying i would reveal my power level under any circumstances.
>>25641934
I just watched one episode at my sister's house, because I thought she would oversleep.
When she saw the laptop screen she was like "what is that? ponies?" I said yeah and she was like erh ok.Later she got herself a filly applejack t-shirt. She never watched the show though.
>>25641934
>Watching the time travel fuckfest stream
>Mom walks by
>"What is this, my little ponies gone bad?"
"Yes."
>"Okay."
>>25641934
Here's my story
>in toysrus
>browsing through the aisles
>go to girls section because bored
>see mlp shit
>curious, i push the "press me" button on pinkie pie doll
>it says "you know what's better than pie? pinkie pie!"
>i fucking laugh
>next to me, a mom with a kid in her shopping cart gives me a blank face
>she nods
>in shame, i walked away
>starting riding on a skateboard that is still in its packaging
I died
>in my room with friend
>he's on my laptop doing stuff
>i'm lost in my phone
>about 20 minutes later I look up and he's reading that comic with braeburn, big mac, and 2 others on the train
>lose my shit
>slam laptop shut, break headphones in the process
>he's laughing his ass off
>later he tells me he looked through my entire regular porn stash and I didn't even fucking notice
>he never brings it up again and nothing really changes
I wish I hadn't spelled my spaghetti but he's a pretty chill guy and there are a lot of worse people that could have found it. Looking back I don't even remember if he had gotten to the porn part or if he just thinks I have MLP comics saved.
>>25642095
why the hell is your porn unprotected if you borrow your computer? you are fucking retarded, aren't you.
>>25642095
i always synchronize my cumshot while reading this comic you talk about
>>25642103
No, I just have friends who are cool people and I'm not paranoid around, you fucking autist.
>>25642144
>Having friends
Fucking normies.
>>25642152
>watching a show espousing the virtues of friendship
>not having friends
literally a casual
Netflix be all like
>Because you watched My Little Pony
and
>Continue watching for Anon
>My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic
>Equestria Girls
>Equestria Girls 2 Rainbow Rocks
>Equestria Girls 3 Friendship Games
>Bronies: The Extremly Unexpected Adult Fans of My Little Pony
>A Brony Tale
>>25642187
Schizophrenia can't be fixed with lessons about friendship for 5 year olds.
>>25642005
top kek
>>25642199I don't get it
Are you implying I'm a schizo? Because I'm not sure what I said that gave you that impression.
>>25642152
Literally go back to fucking reddit.
>>25642216
No I am saying that I don't have friends because I am schizo.
One of the issues with us, is that we don't feel shit for people.
>>25642223
Read about the symptoms before making an idiot out of yourself next time. But thanks for the laugh.
I bet none of you can top revealing your power levels on live television
https://youtu.be/R1Mh2FQxwsM
>be early 2014
>watching latest S4 episode on my battlestation
>little shit 11 y/o cousin comes barging in demanding to play CoD
>"WTF, when did you get here!?"
>pause episode, but before I can minimize he is already looking at my screen
>he proceeds to spaz out
>"is that RD?!"
>mfw puzzled as fug
>"y-you watch mlp?"
>"yeah, my friends and I watch it all the time. RD is my favorite character"
>did we just become best friends.jpeg
>spend next hour showing him dank mlp memes and arguing over which pone is best
He still watches the show, but doesn't talk about it much unless he is over and sees me browsing /mlp/ or some shit. Kinda pissed at that little fucker though because I found it he revealed my power level to my aunt, which led ultimately to me having to tell my mom
>>25642245
Why is retard twilight so fucking funny?
thanks for posting that, anon, I had a nice laugh.
>>25642232
>before making an idiot out of yourself next time
How ironic, this only applies to you because I wasn't even talking about whatever the fuck mental disorder you have
>le normies XDD
You don't even know what that fucking means.
Your misuse of the most cancerous term ever thought up makes you a cancerous Redditor.
Now get out.
>>25642061
I'm so sorry Anon. When's the funeral?
>>25642232
I don't get it even if you have schizophrenia why are you watching a show about friendship there are other little kid's shows
>>25642286
Anon I just want you to know that I agree with you and I also think he is an idiot.
And I know this looks sarcastic but I'm replying to you because I don't want to get into the argument and I don't want to reply to him, but I still want you to feel like someone's on your side in case he starts samefagging against you.
And I apologize for writing out a fucking essay of a disclaimer so I'm going to leave the thread now.
>>25642245
I have no words for how much I love that screencap, anon. I literally almost fucking pissed myself. All the keks, anon, and pic related.
>>25641934
I've never been caught. All my merch is kept inside a hollowed out book, and all my digital media is password protected and inside invisible folders that cannot be accessed without knowing the filepath beforehand. Nobody must ever know.
>>25642095
>about 20 minutes later I look up and he's reading that comic with braeburn, big mac, and 2 others on the train
You mean this one?
>>25642286
I will be here as long as I want, just like you spam your shit all you want.
We are not so different. And yes I fucked up, but I couldn't care less.
You think I haven't been told to kill myself and get out millions of times by now? I have been in 4chan since 2009.
So reply whatever, I won't give up.
>>25642399
>We are not so different
I actually know how to use the memes I use, family.
>>25642399
For what it's worth, I understand what you were trying to say, anon, and you have my sympathy.
What I know about schizophrenia comes from an older DSM, so correct me if my information is out of date. As I understand it, schizophrenia has three criteria:
1) Disorganized thoughts.
2) Delusions and/or hallucinations.
3) Flat, inappropriate, or otherwise impaired emotional response.
I am assuming that it is that third one that makes it difficult to make friends, yes?
>>25642413
How was normies used wrong if it is just short of normalfags? care to explain to me how your superior logic works? Also normies started in 4chan, which I know because of being here for so long, way before it even existed, unlike you which probably just got here a year or two ago.
>>25642427
Yeah, I think you got it all.
I don't think much more is needed to be said.
>>25642372
eeyup
>>25642433
By your logic, anyone who has friends or doesn't have schizophrenia is a "normie".
So, the majority of 4chan.
Do you unironically believe this?
>>25642427
this is the most blatant samefag I've ever seen
jesus christ
>>25642464
>He didn't see the ips
I remember when I used to samefag.
I thought everybody did it too.
>>25642464
I'm actually not schizo-anon. I'm just a guy from /sci/ who owns a DSM and likes psychology.
>>25642462
Are you conscious that your picture actually proves my point?
My 10yo cousin caught me looking at a pone on my phone once and he started running around telling everyone so I hit him in the dick. No joke.
I assaulted a child to preserve my spaghetti
>>25642510
No, it does not; nobody here was ever complaining about or making fun of you being antisocial.
>>25642549
I know that post was fucked up and I admitted to that, but in >>25642152
I was calling him out for having friends, which is a thing normal people do.
And your picture says how if one normalfag says "it is easy for me to make friends, so it should be easy for you".
Anyways I gotta run, see ya around.
>>25642061
"We are gathered here today to remember Anon, even though he was a faggot, he was our faggot, let us never forget him"
>>25642568
>which is a thing normal people do.
>the picture says being a normalfag has nothing to do with actually being normal
> "it is easy for me to make friends, so it should be easy for you"
no one said this, top kek!
>>25642568
you are the biggest autist I have ever seen
kill yourself
my first reveal was watching season 3. me and my friend were watching it at college campus in cafeteria at 3 in the morning and this hot black girl walks in and the audio was at a decent level and my friend didn't pause it and I thought about it and decided "fuck it". Black girl comes over to see and says cute and walks to sit at a table and study. That was my first public reveal. To my family they only saw 10% of my true power level even though they thought I was at full power. My nephews watched it when they were younger and when I'd come home to visit I watched it with them. When we were discussing our favorite pony my sister and mom ask how I know so much about it and I just said I watched it sometime and just looked at them. They just said nice now you can watch it with them....sadly it was only a 5 month phase before they moved on so I immediately suppressed my power level to 0%.
>>25642656
>me and my friend
>3 in the morning
>hot black girl
I can only imagine what she thought you fags were doing together watching cartoons at 3 in the morning
>drawing meaty horsecock for draw thread
>roomie walks in
>stops
>stares
>"Glad you started drawing again, anon"
It was surreal
>>25644493
Had a weeb friend who was in college studying IT. He then, for some reason, drew a horsecock and had an epiphany that he should be studying multimedia arts, as is his destiny.
>>25642005
The skateboard part made me lose it.
>>25641934
>everyone that could cause me spaghetti if they found out already know I like the show
>I told them without sperging about it years ago and they no longer care now
They'll occasionally poke fun or bring it up if it's relevant, but otherwise it's just another thing I like to everyone else.
I left my 50 gigabyte porn archive open and left for a few days.
I came home to find my guro and loli folders deleted. I guess they didn't care about pony, but that's all i'm embarrassed about.
>>25644838
Where did you leave it open?
>>25644840
I left it unencrypted and a folder to it open on my laptop in my room. They went through all my stuff for reasons, but I don't want to get into that.
>>25644838
Savages.
>>25642372
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
>>25645307
Gaeburn is best pone.
>>25642223
Kill yourself Glimmer fag.
>>25641934
>History A level.
>In the front cause nerd.
>Friend in the very back, giving no shits.
>Spend whole time drawing MLP in his history book.
>History teacher walked up to him and looks at what he is doing.
>Nofucks.jpg
>>25645667
What a beast, I graduated back in 2014, and even by then I was still too pussy to draw fanart in class.
>>25642245
>>25642279
>>25642318
I made a better version. Enjoy.
>>25645620
>defending cancer
>>>/trash/
Does it count if you were ousted by a clerk when buying a gift for someone?
Because that kinda happened to me at the Build a Bear workshop in the local mall
>go_on.jpg
