How do you prove your waifu you are the male she needs and wants?
I would kill anyone to be with her.
i CAN'T, OK? LEAVE ME ALONE
>>25640129
Through romance and mutual understanding, bitches love romance and mutual understanding.
>>25640129
I don't. I always pretend I'm someone else when I'm fantasizing. Please kill me.
>>25641055
i cant kill someone whit dubs
>>25641084
Unless I get trips
>>25640129
With money and status.
Bitches only care about money and status.
>>25640129
I make her think that way even if it's not true.
>>25640129
>>25640203
Even Dash herself?
>>25642955
topkek
>>25640129
Don't know. I have never had a gf. My waifu is Applejack, so I guess it wouldn't be that hard.
>>25640129
I can't.
>>25642955
God damn it, I got dubs. I was seriously debating if I should've posted some Bateman or not. But whatever, dubs confirm big dong to come inside for her
>>25640129
I'd provide her the one thing she'd want in all her relationships: an opportunity to start fresh
>>25640129
why cant she just be real
>>25643315
because we desire that which we can never have.
>>25643322
indeed friendo, such is the human nature
>You learn that your waifu is a kissless virgin
Sweet! To prove that you're the male she needs and wants, all you have to do is prove you have a penis.
Stalking, staring and awkward laughter at the wrong spots seems like a good start
>>25640129
Throw her a gigantic surprise birthday party & at the same time one up her on every party she's ever thrown. That'll show her she's found the perfect mate.:3
>>25640129
>implying i think i am
>>25640129
By cumming inside her.
>>25644735
^:(
Who /prettysuretheirwaifuwouldlovethem/ here?
>Tall
>Naturally handsome
>Extremely athletic
>Kinda smart
>Large penis
Feels good man
>>25645373
You forgot nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor :^)
>>25645388
Meme-lord plz go
>>25640129
Do you think girls obsess over the idea of taking a man's virginity just like us guys obsess over taking a girl's virginity?
>>25645373
Anon you are a fucking tall shaved monkey thas pretty alien of what you're waifu has imagined a companion as.
That's why I find the AiE fucks his waifu hard to digest
>>25641055
>>25642955
>>25643088
>>25643322
>>25644744
>>25645388
Great
>>25645425
Who the fuck knows. Some girls think it's sweet and they find it attractive while others hate it and find you inexperienced if you're virgin.
Source: Yahoo Answers
>>25645427
Several times in the show the main 6 come across different and very strange creatures (Iron Will, Tirek, all of the griffons, the Ursa Minor, ect.) Yet never freak out very badly. I think I would be a bit strange, but I think they wouldn't be too suprised
>>25640129
I'm not worthy of her.
I don’t have a waifu.
>>25640129
I have no idea. I'm literally expecting her to be wowed solely on the novelty of me being an 'alien' to her.
>>25640129
>This is the most important and eye-opening question in the history of the /mlp/ universe.and I have no idea what the answer ispony_feels.png
I'd have to say that I'd just show her what a sweet guy I am, and impress her with my skills and intellect.
Plus I'm getting my pilots license soon so we can fly together.
If she's as smart and sensible as the ponies are portrayed,unlike human girlsthen hopefully she'd fall for me.
>pic related is a hand-made RD hood ornament for my truck that I cast from purified aluminum alloy with my 100% home-made foundry.
>>25640129
>Implying we'd need to do any proving
>pic related
>>25646135
That's really cool. What did you use as a mold?
>>25645373
This, and good taste.
>>25640129
She's stuck with me whether she likes it or not. And if she doesn't like it and I don't like her not liking it, then I can easily make her like it.
>>25645470
Well, they kept calling Iron Will a monster.
>>25646652
RD is best waifu
>>25646761
Do you think that maybe that's because of his really aggressive attitude and actions, rather than his form?
>>25646828
That's completely up to your interpretation, since there was no clear indication.
>>25645373
>Average height
>Average looks
>Stay indoors
>Highly intelligent and studied
>Extremely awkward about everything sexual
I'm /prettysurewe'dbejustfriends/
>>25645373
She's got a human fucking arm and no neck. Some artists should be executed by firing squad for their crimes against anatomy.
>>25646642
I carve it out of Styrofoam, coat that in plaster, and put it in sand. Then I pour the metal in, it vaporizes the foam which burns away, and then the metal takes its shape. Look up Lost Foam Casting.
>>25645465
Better sauce, pls
>>25646949
I'm no expert, but don't polymers like this leave carbon residue? Wouldn't it be better to use wax and get rid of it by melting it and pouring it out?
>>25646842
Isn't pretty much all of this up to your interpretation?
>>25646845
Just b urself anon
>>25640129
I like to delude myself into thinking that they would see us how we see them
she doesn't deserve me
im better off paying a hooker to pretend she's pinkie pie
>>25645427
>forgetting about eqg
>>25646999
The styrene vaporizes and is much less dense than the liquid metal, so it bubbles up and out, and autoignites and burns off from the heat. If there is carbon residue generated, the heat burns it to CO2 which bubbles off, or the plaster lining absorbs it.
This is the process that auto makers use to cast their engine blocks, among other things.
Lost wax casting is a good alternative, but can be more complicated to get a good pattern.
Also, since the metal has to burn away the foam, it initiates directional cooling, which results in a very good crystallization structure and better quality casting, with no shrinkage defects. With lost wax, consideration of shrinkage requires designing the pattern around this, and may limit design features. This must still be considered with LFC, but is not nearly so crucial.
LFC also is able to create much more detailed intricate and complex castings.
>Pic related is a trivial example compared to the capabilities of the process.
>>25647161
>taking eqg into consideration
>>25647054
>Isn't pretty much all of this up to your interpretation?
Unless something is clearly true, yeah, pretty much. We know for sure ponies and donkeys fuck, because there are mules in Equestria, but we don't know if they're as willing to love a member of an altogether different species non-platonically.
>>25647263
But it's definitely within the realm of possibilities, which is probably the only reason I haven't killed myself
>>25647312
That'd make sense only if they were real...
>>25647167
That actully looks really cool.
Considered making stuff for cons, perhaps?
>>25647349
THEY ARE! SOMEWHERE THEY ARE WAITING FOR US! GODDAMIT ANON!
>>25640129
I'm the only one with the antidote.
>>25647349
>Anon died
>>25647381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsTBbAMikPQturn on cc
>>25647356
I only finished building my furnace this spring, so I haven't had that much of a chance to market it with finishing grade 12 and such.
But yeah, I hope to be at Bronycan this summer. Depending on how the summer turns out, I might even be at the big one in Baltimare. We shall see!
>>25647381
An anon can dream.
>>25640129
i cant , im a beta ass faggot .
>>25647413
>Sparkle Butt approves of your contribution to the /mlp/ science community.
>You have won her heart and now claims you as her own.>You may now kiss the waifu.
>>25647413
That was cacophonous.>I'm not a crook!
>>25647416
>Pic related will eventually be a grad present for my science teacher.she likes pinkie pie and her husband is a brony
All the stuff I do is 100% by hand.
Do you think there is a market at the cons for this kind of thing?
>>25647589
I would absolutely buy that. I'm a physics nerd and that just made me squee.Can you do Twily?
>>25647598
>Twily
Sure can!
Anything you can think of that I can make in foam, I can cast in high-purity aluminum, copper, brass, or bronze and be finished in matte, relief (like the background of the Luna keychain >>25647167 ), sparkle (matte sandblasted with angular media), specular (like brushed but more shiny), or a variety of ultra-high polishes.
I get all my metal from cheap recycled sources, and everything is my own tools in-house, so the cost is very low considering it's a one-off custom casting.
>>25647712
That's amazing! Hope to see you at some con!
>>25647738
Most likely if I do go to one, it'll be the one in Richmond, BC since it's closest to where I live.
>Fingers crossed.
Hopefully you'll be able to get your Twilight casting at some point.
I also hope to start doing stuff over ebay at some point, which is more likely than con appearance simply due to time and money.
Every once in a while when you think of it over the next year, search up something like mlp aluminum casting on ebay, and once I get my ducks in a row, I'll be sure that my listings show up under that query.
It's been nice talking with you! :)
Thanks for the interest!sorry OP for jacking your thread...
Pft, lets see here...Ill take it good ol twilight should do?
"Twilight?"
>"Yes Anon?"
"What do you see in the sky tonight?"
>"Well not much to be completely honest, all of these clouds seem to be blinding the night sky."
"Ah, so we have something in common then. Did I ever tell you that I usually don't see stars?"
>"No Anon, why is that?"
"Well when I was a littlte bitty baby, my mama had me tested for this genetic issue that runs in my family."
"Welp, turned out I had it and it made me night blind. "
"So as a caveat of that, Ive very rarely even seen a star, clouds or no."
>"That's horrible Anon. I couldnt imagine never seeing a star!"
"Well thats where you're wrong Twilight, I HAVE seen a star."
"She's standing right next to me..."
Fucking putty!
Astronomy references, check.
Personal touch, check.
Cheesy love, pretty gouda.
Im tellin ya, putty
>>25640129
>>25647912
This is literally the best.I need to use this.May I?
>>25640129
You can be with your waifu if you can self insert yourself into Discord. There is no way that your waifu would fell in love with generic lame human
>>25647958
You are most welcome to.
Ive used it irl when I was all poetic and stuff.
I really do have that night blind steez
>ctrl+f
>rape
>result = 0
/mlp/ is dead
>>25648014
>thinking /mlp/ was ever alive to being with
>>25643273
This^
>>25644530
I'm a kissless virgin is this really how it works?
>>25646845
I'm like this except I'm, you know, stupid.
>>25647912
How does one bring this up? How do you follow through on this?
>>25645373
>>25640129
who /toonormal/ here?
>kinda tall
>meh/10 looks
>fit
>smartish
>only awkward in awkward situations
I guess my strong suits would be politics and anything military (by comparison). I can play some musical instruments, too.
Honestly, I don't doubt I could eventually get a mare, but my waifu? I wouldn't bet on it.
