By the grace of Celestia the Presidency of the United States has just been won by Vermin Supreme. As promised in his platform every American receives a free pony. Last number in your ID will be your new friend for life!
0: Twilight
1: Rarity
2: Rainbow Dash
3: Fluttershy
4: Applejack
5: Pinkie Pie
6: Colgate Total
7: Derpy
8: Trixie
9: Starlight Glimmer
Dubs: Luna and Celestia
Trips: The CMC
Quads: Twist
Quints: Pipsqueak
Sexts: All the Mane Six
Septs: Nightmare Moon
All ID the Same: Roller's Choice
>>25638825
Give me lyra i'll pay extrapsst, this isn't /b/ nor /pol/, there aren't ID's
>>25638825
Let's see how this goes
>>25638930
Twilight? Well, she has her moments
>>25638825
Let's see my friend.
>>25638966
Luna and Celestia?
rollin'
>>25638825
Alright, let's do this shit.
>>25638825
Gib
>>25638825
Rolling for companionship.
Rolling for 5, 8 or dups.
>>25638999
dubs are illigle m8
>>25638825
Rolling for the Glimglam
>>25639025
>post failure
>ponka
Goddamnit ponka poe what did i tell you about touching the computer
>>25639033
oh shit dubs checkum
>>25639033no u
>>25638825
roll`
>>25638825
rolling
give rainbow horse please
##triforce
>>25638825
Come on 7
>>25639087
Fuck yeah
>>25638825
>septs nmm
why not celestia?
>>25639087
Lucky
Wat?
>>25638825
Let's do it
>>25638825
Benis.
>>25638825
Someone told me there was a state law where I'm at that a horse must be provided to those fresh out of jail. Or something along those lines.
Gib poney
>>25638825
ƃuıןןoɹ
>>25638825
Rollin' for Ponk or Shimmer Glimmer
>>25638825
ɹoןןıuƃ
>>25638825
Rolling
>>25638825
Roll.
Rolling for pinkie
>>25639303
YES! Thank you, based Vermin!
rollin for twi
>>25638825
Which unfortunate soul gets stuck with me?
they see me rollin
>>25639339
so close but i'll take it
>>25638825
Rollerino
Muh pones
>>25638825
Please come on....
>>25638825
Rolo
Rollin'.
>>25639614
That went better than expected.
>>25638825
Yay!
>>25638825
0 or 3, PLS!
>>25639723
YES
Rolling for rarity
>>25638825
>quads = twist
k..? what people like the jew pony?
>>25639794
Damn it!! But I'll take 3rd best pony.
>>25638825
Check this 9, family.
also,
>funnyjunk filename
Hi zahnrah/sunsetshimmer
>>25638825
roll for trixie
>>25639842
I'm perfectly fine with this.
>>25639815
That sucks. Hope you find your PFF.
>>25638825
gimme
>>25638825
better not be trixie
rarara
They see me rollin' dey haitn'
>>25639872
thanks family
>>25638825
rolling
>>25638825
All hail Lord Vermin!
>>25638825
Can they deal with my procrastination?
Gimme autistic purple horse pls
>>25638825
Rollin'
>>25640528
Ha ha faggot
>>25638825
reroll
>>25638825
let's roll i guess
>>25640568
YES, i knew we were meant to be
>>25638825
one gilda pls
>>25638825
Roll.
6 get
Roll for Ponk god
>>25638825
Rollen
>>25640874
>Applejack
Least favorite pony, but damn good for doing rustic things with. Time to start up the campfire and whittle ourselves into marriage.
>>25638825
lesdoit
>>25638825
Rollo
I'll roll
>>25638825
Please not Fluttershit
>>25638825
Come on muffins
>>25638825
I would really like a Twilight.
>>25641449
Oh.
Well, that's not too far off, I suppose.
rolling for ponk
Not a whammy! STOP!
Hehaheha time for ponies
>I have to get dubs to get my waifu.
Discrimination tbqh famoso
>>25638825
Let me see those dubs
>>25638825
Thank you Vermin Supreme.
Come on Rarara
Eight GET
>>25643908
FUCK. YES.
>>25638825
Let's see...
>>25638825
Come on, give me trash
Rolling?
>>25638825
eh why not.
rollan for cuddlebuddy
>>25644006
brushie, brushie.
Rolling for Ponka.
Let's see
>>25644028
Trixie, I'm ok with this.
>>25638825
Roll
>>25638825
He said he would execute all Americans, and thus, all Americans would have a pony. 0 Americans, and all the ponies.
>>25638825
Gib pone based vermin
Dubs
rollin
>>25638825
aloha snackbar
>>25638825
pls duberino
>>25644455
ayyy i did it mom
do i still get one even though i'm not an american
>>25638825
Rollin for the Great and Powerful waifu
>>25644499
WAIT, SHIT, can I choose I
either option if I got both 9 and dubs?
>>25644499
Nevermind, forget about >>25644508, I'll take my two princess with dubs
>>25638825
Rollin
>>25643908
Impressive
>>25638825
They see me...
>>25645044
YESSSSSSSSSS
>>25638825
Rolling for best horse.
If I don't roll a 0 or all the same, Discord is fucking with us and I'm not accepting it.
>>25645179
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>25638825
Id? This is not pol
>>25638825
Rololo
>>25638825
rollan
>>25645423
Ugh, fuck that, reroll.
>>25645493
Fuck that.
Reroll
rollin
>>25638825
Rollan for Celly luna cuddles
Ponk, please.
>>25645732
I'll take it!
>>25638825
Whoever I get, I'll love them forever.
>>25638825
Gif me a poni
>>25645687
re-roll
>>25646037
damn it got the same one, guess i'll have derps then
>>25638825
Roll
>>25638825
...c'mon...
>>25646288
tfw best pones
>>25646214
I'll trade you equal horse for applejack
