/mlp/, I am in some deep SHIT.
>be me
>18 year old male freshman in college
>7/10 ish
>go to the bathroom
>leave Applejack plush on my laptop
>check my Snapchat stories and see one of my friends on my floor saw my plush
>"theres a brony on our floor baka"
I'm fucking scared shitless, guys. I'm terrified my roommate or someone on my floor might trash my room or attack me. My anxiety disorder is NOT helping.
Please. Send help.
>>25631272
I don't understand, how did your friend not realize it was your laptop?
>>25631272
They're coming for you, anon. They're going to find out you're the one with the AJ plushie, and they're going to trash your fucking dorm. You are not safe, you are going to die!
>>25631297
He did know it was mine, he just didn't include that info in the post cuz it was implied
>>25631272
>I'm terrified my roommate or someone on my floor might trash my room or attack me.
well if he does he gets to enjoy charges being filed against him
other than that, just ignore faggots being faggots. (if they even do anything at all.)
>>25631301
You ain't helping me, bud.
>>25631309
So he's trying to fuck with you? If your friend knows, how do other people not know?
Especially if you openly carry a plushy?
>>25631272
Just grab your shit and get out of the building before they find you. Time is of the essence, Anon. Get the hell out of there.
>>25631317
True, true.
>the current year
>still afraid of people knowing you like pony
>>25631320
I just brought the plush to college after coming back from Thanksgiving break. I'm not sure what his intentions are; this happened quite literally right now.
>>25631319
They know, soon everyone will know! Even as we speak a phone in the Vatican is ringing and a little altar boy has to stop polishing achaliceto answer it and let the clergy know that you're a horsefucker.
>>25631337
>the current year
>not afraid of people knowing you like pony
>>25631349
It's funny cuz I'm at a Catholic university XD
>>25631363
>XD
here we go family
>>25631272
>stop being a pussy
Bam. Problem solved in one simple step.
>>25631363
I know your pain, 4 years of that fucked me up in the head pretty bad, but on the bright side no one ever discovered I was a horsefucker. And no one in the current uni will either.
>rape
>>25631272
Kid, in like 5 years you'll stop giving a fuck about everything people think of your hobbies, interests and preferences. It will inevitably result in people accepting all this shit from you as a given and stopping caring about it.
So, you can do yourself a favor and stop giving a fuck right now.
Anyway don't worry OP, the worst that will happen is that he posts it on the school equivalant of a message board and everyone learns about it. The faculty, students and other staff. So for the next four yours of your higher learning experience everyone will know that as a grown man you like a show about little ponies, and I'm sure girls love that about guys so you'll have no problems finding a girlfriend or anything.
>>25631433
Is there evidence to prove that? About the girls, I mean.
>Introduce them to /mlp. With all the sick stuff that's on here, they'll think you're a rapist serial killer and not mess with you out of fear for their butts and lives.
>Alternatively, ignore them and don't be ashamed for being who you are. Maybe show them some of the more edgy episodes and scenes for the show to prove its not girly. Maybe you'll even convert them
>>25631451
Yup girls crave guys that love pastel colored equines from a fantasy television show for little girls. Where have you been? its common knowledge.
>>25631466
I introduced my older brother to 4chan two weeks ago, he actually found this board on his own and is now a shitposter here. I'm so proud of him.
>>25631466
BY THE WAY
I had a funny experience about something close to this shit.
We were drinking with my friends, talking about shit'n'stuff, and somehow the talk came to the weird stuff. It started like:
>something, something, dolphins are fun
Dolphins use dead fishes to masturbate, you know
>wat
They are second smartest animals on this planet, so given the first smartest are a bunch of douchebags, dolphins also have to be somewhere close.
They can also commit suicide, or fall in love with a human.
>You mean...
Yeah, there was a case, when a female dolphing trainer regularly fucked her dolphin. After some time, she was found out and fired. Dolphin later commited suicide.
>The hell. To fuck a dolphin? I kinda can understand a woman wanting to fuck a stallion - giant dick and stuff, but a dolphin?
Well, to actually have sex with a stallion and not just being attached to his dick while he doesn't give a fuck is pretty hard to achieve, to be honest. They have sex like once in a year and it lasts only few seconds.
Also, if a woman somehow manages to make a stallion willingly fuck her, this is likely to result if not in death, then in severe internal injuries at least.
>Dude. What the fuck. Why do you even know this?
I browse /mlp/ on 4chan.
>Dude, you're sickening me. Please continue
and so on.
>>25631567
They grow up so fast
>>25631272
Defecate all over his stuff.
Show him how shit his stuff is.
>>25631715
Show them r34
Here's a plan for you, wait for your roommate to leave their laptop unattended, make a folder and fill it with furry gay porn in an inconspicuous area. If he starts making a shitstorm about you just point out at least your not a gay furry.
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>>25631845
OP here again. You guys are great. I'm feeling better.
>>25631904
No, seriously.
Your life is fucking over at that school, you will probably be forced to transfer or drop out.
>>25631272
>canadian prime minister
>being a normalfag
>>25631766
Well, I did not show them the r34 of horses themselves, however I had a long talk explaining the whole brony-fandom thing to my friend who got into the show like two months ago and didn't understand shit in "Slice of Life" episode. My other friend was near us during the whole process, and he isn't into ponies himself - he's a fan of Touhou stuff.
So, after spending about two hours briefly going over things I experienced myself (had to skip awfuly lot of shit), we finished with MisterDavey stuff, and as a last thing to say, I informed them that there's an absurd amount of pony porn out there.
Found that grid from r34 site, where's MLP went to the second place in amount of porn related, surpassing Touhou.
They actually didn't know about the site itself, so to explain how it works, I searched PewDiePie there. Wasn't the best idea, but whatever.
Pokemon being on the first place made a stronger impact actually.
My Touhou loving friend was conflicted about how should he feel about the amount of Touhou porn. I can understand him though.
>>25631999
Those numbers tho
