Would you follow her into battle? Honestly.
>>25620600
nah, bitch is part of an army that cant do what a handful of randoms did
>>25620600
No.
She's a horse, so it's more likely that I would ride her into battle. Whether or not I would do that I guess depends on a lot of things. I suppose if I had to ride something into battle, I would prefer the magical flying horse over the normal horse. However, the whole situation seems not very desirable.
Well considering she lost a wing and almost an eye, she barely gets through battles.
So, no.
>rape
Her? No? She lost a wing, meaning she is sloppy.
Maud? Yes
>>25620600
Nigga she a horse.
>>25620600
I wonder if she needs to oil up her mechanic wing so it won't lock up. I wonder if my cum could oil up her wing.
I will destroy autism.
I will destroy rainbow dash.
>>25620668
Autism detected
>>25620658
Ah, you must be a very experienced fighter.
>>25620600
I'd go to Battle with or without her.
>>25620677
Battle scars only mean you were sloppy enough to let yourself get hit
>>25620638
The last things she needs is some dead weight on her back
>>25620700
Everyone slips up occasionally.
>>25620704
>a guy in Soviet milsurp clothing, slathered in cosmoline and wielding a WW2 era rifle is dead weight
>>25620700
Or maybe she gets in the front lines more often. Since she got rid of 4 ponies while the guards just massage eachothers.
Maud and Pinkie are more ranged fighters and went to the rescue just for that rock specific problem.
>>25620600
Fuck yeah.
>>25620700
And good soldiers never die in battles. Of course. Fuck that nigger John Basilone.
>>25620738
>Dead by Unicorn horn laser
>>25620700
>>25620658
>>25620647
I really hope you fags are trolling here
>>25620658
"If you never make any mistakes, then you never have tried anything new."
I bet she fucks like crazy. You know warriors need relief too.
>>25620700
>>25620658
>>25620647
>>25620740
>ranged fighters
If that's the way Celestia has been using her soldier's talents then it's no fucking wonder she's gotten BTFO in every timeline that lacked the elements of deus ex machina
>>25620759
Then I guess everyone is dead.
>>25620777
Nice trips, but do I need to remind you of how shitty of a human being Big Boss is? Your example is awful.
>>25620600
Even into grave...
>>25620777
So... Punished Dash?
>>25620791
Hes still a fucking great soldier. I would rather be on his side then the one he opposes, which is the whole point of this thread
It seems dash and battlescars are a thing people are seeing to be a thing. I gues
>>25620180
>>25620778
Well all the pies skill revel around rocks. Clearly this won't work to pony bodies somehow.
We've seen however how strongly Maud can throw rocks and they both have ammo saddlebags, so yeah, they basically the artillery.
>>25620769
There is a surprisingly lack of Warrior DashXPinkieXMaud green here or on FimFiction, tough I expect some during the hiatus.
>>25620791
Dude was talking about talent. And big boss is talented, even if scarred.
>>25620600
Yesso I could dick her
>>25620797
So did anyone notice that she was a Wonderbolt in that timeline? We got to see the official battle armor of the Wonderbolts. We need to see it in proper action next time. Unless of course it's impossible because only Twilight can be important.
>>25620808
Interesting. Never thought of this. Her magic works only on rocks and she's got a normal earth pony strength when it comes to everything else.
>>25620778
>not using Maud as ranged fighter
Its liek you dont even want your own nuclear arty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiDBimmjquM
>>25620852
based maud
>>25620808
>>25620850
Good god.
Just imagine how shitty that would be though for anyone.
>talent is cutting down trees
>you only need to gently tap a 200 year old oak and it comes crashing down
>When it comes to slicing a carrot for cooking, it requires your full strength just to nib off the end
>>25620874
Well they're used to it.
>be applepone
>have to work all day to buck trees to collect shit
>Tardlot Sporkle can do it in 5 minutes without a sweat.
>But still you have to do it because only you can grow the best apples and shit.
>>25620874
>When it comes to slicing a carrot for cooking, it requires your full strength just to nib off the end
no anon, it requires the normal amount of effort that task demands. while throwing a boulder 300 meters takes little to no effort. you dont become weaker in everything else because you have a special talent for something, you are normal.
>>25620874
Rock is like their element. Like earth benders or this nigga.
Dash has the weather (so Storm), Twilight has sparkly magic stuff and so on.
>>25620884
Your headcanon sounds a lot more boring than mine.
>>25620600
I would follow the smell of that rainbow butt anywhere
>>25620898
because its not a headcanon, its observable fact based on the show
twilight doesnt have to crawl around helpless, unable to chop a vegetable, because shes good at magic.
>>25620918
Not necessarily. She uses her magic for EVERYTHING as far as I recall, so since her talent is magic, it still fits the narrative, even if it's stupidly OP.
>>25620933
fine then, rarity's talent is gem finding. she doesnt need to flail around blindly, unable to locate any other object because she's incapable of perceiving it
>>25620945
There's nothing that says she couldn't adapt her location talent for other objects if needed
>>25620677
That guy gad a fat dick. Biggest fucking badass in history.
>>25621463
There are scars you received fighting in awesome and dangerous battles first in line and scars you received while shaving.
Battle damage is the easiest way to show that the character is a noble warrior. I thought everybody knew that.
>>25620600
Nah, I'd join Sombra. If he wins, then I'm on the winning side. If he loses, my helm will be destroyed and I Did Nothing Wrong.
>>25620600
Depends on the rain for the fight. If a nigga is disrespecting my waifu, then count me in.
>>25621632
dindo nuthin!
>>25620808
>>25620850
I've always assumed it's not a straight-up rock-busting strength thing so much as being able to instantly analyze and recognize where the right fracture point to hit is. Rocks are actually pretty easy to crack as long as you tap them in the right place.
>>25620600
Are you fucking kidding me? Bitch flies right into friendly lines of fire every fucking time. I've tried to explain it to her a million times, don't fly right into the streams of glowy lights. But noooo, right into our field of fire, every fucking time. All the other little horses know not to charge until we've thinned them out and completed our mortar rounds, but this one? Right on in.
>>25620600
You better believe it.
>implying i wouldn't want to cum inside
>>25623917
Needs a metal wing version.
>>25623978
I kek'd
and agree
IWTCIARD
(I Want To Cum Inside Apocalypse Rainbow Dash)
>>25623978
I made this last night... please don't laugh.
>>25624083
For Paint, that's actually quite good.
Now we just need a vectored version.
>>25620600
i would follow her into battle it if meant i could molest her dead body once she took a hit from the enemy.
>>25620600
It likely took losing a wing to get Dash out of being an amateur.
Sure, I'd do it.
>>25620808
>Maud is capable of delivering kiloton-level damage with a rock
>Pinkie has a mind for precision projectiles that can deliver an entire party via cannon fire
>they're your artillery
I'm in good hooves.
>>25620600
I'll be honored to fight side by side with her. If I were to join the army, I'd rather be in the Equestrian army.
war-like bump
>>25624319
>Relying on artillery
May I remind you of the trenches?
The air war is the way to go.
>>25620600
i dont know how she reacts under battle-like conditions, or if she can think on her "hooves?" in said situations
or if she is a good leader
after seeing all that then i would decide
>>25625000
How is she going to fly that thing? She can't be seated securely nor can she use a joystick.
>>25624761
>>25625000
air superiority wins wars
>>25625000
>Fulcrum
F-15 masterrace reporting in.
>>25624761
God fights on the side with the best artillery, Anon.
>>25625205
Is that what they tell you to make you join the arty these days?
>>25620768
What if I keep making mistakes, even though I never try anything new?
>>25625258
Then its time to start figuring out how to learn from those mistakes.
So how hard did she cry when she lost her wing?
>>25625424
She didn't. She just became overcome withSUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE!
>>25625508
Punished Dash. A fallen legend.
>>25624105
I'll make one eventually, it will look much better too. Probably have to start from scratch, check back tonight.
>>25626077
Will you be posting in this thread or making a new meme thread?
>>25620600
>can barely remember the history of the wonderbolts
>can barely pay attention during class
>expecting me to want to follow her into battle
I bet her first plan was to do a frontal charge
>>25627682
>"ANON! FRONTAL CHARGE, NOW!"
>>25627682
Why study when you are born Awesome, She learned the best way, from the death of the mares she lead into battle..
>>25625181
m8, thats a MiG-21...
>>25620600
i would beright behind her
>>25620600
would operate with / 10
>>25627765
I have to mount something first ^:)
>>25627883
Nah, it's an F-15.
>>25627883
It's an F-15. That's Solo Wing Pixy from Ace Combat Zero.
Sure. We can ride together into the danger zone
>>25630122
>too short
literal manlet
Bump for planes.
>>25620600
considering the kind of fighting they do, sure.
