Here are three magical envelopes.
One will grant the opener a unicorn horn.
One will grant the opener a pair of pegasus wings.
The last one takes away any horn and/or wings from the opener.
You can send ONE envelope to any pony you want via mail.
>>25618241
Can I have a pill that kills namefags?
>>25618241
Send the wings toScootaloo.
>>25618241
I send the one that removes horns and wings to Twilight. She opens it.
I send the remaining two envelopes to Spike, who is not a pony. I put these two envelopes inside larger envelopes, and write "to Twilight" on the outside. She opens them.
>namefagging
>>25618241
Take horn from Twilight
>>25618241
Wings to Pinkie
>>25618241
send all 3 to twilight
>>25618262
do her original ones become canards or something?
>>25618302
>>25618276
He said one envelope per pony, retards
>>25618323
Well since she used them to enhance her scootin' abilities, yeah she could still probably use them for better flight control.
>>25618333
>triple threes
Nice
>not reading the OP
Not so nice.
One envelope sent to one Pony.
I'm sending the third one toSoarin
I want to see him suffer.
>>25618333
>mfw tripthrees has enforced this rule
>>25618241
Send the horsecock one to Trixie, the diaper one for RD and remove brain tumor from Pinkie
>>25618262
Came here to post this. Any other answer is wrong.
I give Spike wings
I give Zecora a horn
I remove everything Celestia has
>>25618333
Spike is not a pony.
>>25618473
He's a pony on the inside.
>>25618500
I'm a pony on the inside. Can I use the envelope on myself?
>>25618620
Only if you get your pony certificate.
>>25618241
Send Wings and Horn to Twilight.
Make her a double Alicorn
>>25618241
Send the third envelope toApplejack.
Just for kekz. She'll never get the joke.
tfw i had some sabaton on when i found this thread.
tfw newfags wont know who sabaton is.
>>25620452
what would that make her, double ascended?
>>25621126
Dammit you stole my joke.
Ass.
>>25618241
Send the third envelope to Princess Celestia.
Then maybe she'll have a proper excuse for why she's so useless.
>>25622277
>>25622017
what's he doing!?
>>25618241
Send that one taking everything away to every single pony, just in case.
>>25622316
Starlight Glimmer pls
You're supposed to be over that 'everyone must be equal' nonsense.
>>25618467
You monster.
>>25618241
Send second one to Rarity.
Send third one to Sweetie Belle, with a note saying give it to Rarity.
Send first one to Spike, with a note saying give it to Rarity.
>>25622334
It's a learning experience she'd benefit from.
>>25622332
No, fuck you.
>>25622381
>Derpy messed it up and Spike received the letter way before Sweetie did
Send aryanne a horn so she can be true master race
>>25622404
No one mare should have all that power.
>>25622837
Pls, Ponye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8srUyAIjCdo
>>25622812
>the little shits open the letters anyway
>Spikecorn, Earth Belle and Princess Rarara
>>25622822
Goddamnit, i was gonna post that.