>Wake up in Equestria, what looks like the deep woods
>This guy asks you whimsically
>"Well then, a stranger, a fool perhaps?"
>"Tell me, have you awaken here as I have,or are you a local in this strange and colorful land perhaps?"
What say you /mlp/?
>rape
>>25618119
"boy do I have the horse for you"
Stomp on his nuts.
Death to the kniggers!
>>25618119
>ivanon jumps at sound of voice in woods, letting out manly scream of battle.
>scream so powerful ivanon jump a slight bit, from battle scream.
>is not fear scream. is different.
why is metal knight of being in woods of Ukraine? Ukraine not knight land. is Slav land. shoo!
>>25618119
don't we already have a thread with Dark Souls here?
>tfw murdering the pagan idol worshiping scum
Tell him to repent or fear the might of the Lord, Our Father
>>25618202
>>25618119
A Knight, a Slav, and a Shitposter walk into ponyville...
>>25618259
someone drags someone else home, and it isn't the one who's drunk
>>25618219
Not anymore
>>25618259
PRAISE THE-CHEEKI BREEKI- FOR YOU!
>>25618259
>A Knight, a Slav, and a Shitposter walk into ponyville...
green now!
>>25618119
Be just as whimsical.
"Aye. I as well hath awoken here with no recollection of events prior to my slumber."
>"Why ye must be as lost as I hath been! Might I inquire as to whom I be speaking with, and why he wear such trumpery on his head?"
"He be called Anonymous, good sir, and I say that his fedora is not an object of trumpery! I say cease your snirtles, cease!"
>"Apologies, Anonymous! I be merely cannot help but to keak at thou's reaction t'wards his silly hat."
>>25618119
WHY THE FUCK AM I DEAD
>>25618292
>>25618259
>A Knight, a Slav, and a Shitposter walk into ponyville...
ponyville and all of equestria will never be the same.
>>25618119
Knights only tell the truth. Knaves only tell lies. I am a liar. Which am I?
>>25618558
Someone to stab.
