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>>25617599
>Lesbians
They're just heterosexual life partners :^)
>>25617631
Of course : ^)
Also,new thread smell
bumo
>>25617667
smells like a pony's ponut.
>>25617631
>tfw Korra, Adventure Time, and eventually ponies will lez it up for money
anyone got some feelsy or sad Apple greens?
Human Twilight a cute
Was someone writing?
>>25619261
good
yuri is love
yuri is life
bumpo
aaaaaaaaaaaahdicks
>>25626597
nice low quality bump
>>25619976
Human Moondancer is fine too.
>>25628749
>Scilight tries out a new look, but doesn't have the attitude to back it up.
>>25619976
I want to study anatomy with Scilight.
>>25617599
dyke shit
Up damnit
>>25617667
LIKE A SHIT
What do you think of Sunset Shimmer ? Because it's definitely my waifu.
>>25633466
I have Sour Sweet, so I don't care.
Come on, guys. Let's talk about something.
Yes Sour Sweet is cute too.
Would you step through the mirror, anon?
>>25634331
Nope.
>>25634331
Step through... Only not intentially. I would not go on my choice, I would rather allow the fate decide to how much fuck my life up.
>>25634379
>how much fuck my life up
Did you also not actually balls?
>>25634393
Oh, fuck. I tried and failed, nothing new, desu. Should I put 'up' after 'fuck'?
I am embarassed like a filly or afillyright now.
>>25634236
>>25634560
Can you convince everyone else that your favorite girl is best girl?
Let's make this interesting.
>>25634151
Really?
I mean, I think I can sort of understand her appeal, but imagine daily life.
The back and forth of nice to harsh and cruel comments would wear you down after a time, no?
>>25617631
>>25617667
>>25619261
>>25621827
No wonder these threads are dying.
>>25635459
including
>>25635837
Bumps!
Page 10 revival.
I love how this thread is going back on track. Keep going, guys!
> almost 50 replies
> nothing but bumps
Just let it go, seriously.
>>25636937
CONCEAL DON'T FEEL
DON'T LET THEM KNOW
>>25636924
Seriously?
>>25455609
>>25458647
>>25460259
>>25465158
>>25469836
>>25472424
>>25483753
>>25494697
>>25501467
>>25511260
>>25636990
sadly the old thread is archived
>>25636976
The chill pill never bobbled me anyhow!
>>25637393
>conceal your meal
I lost my sides way harder than I should have
>>25636924
Unfortunately, the 'tracks' are hidden somewhere in this image.
>>25638026
They're right there.
In the middle, faggot.
>>25638168
And the only thing that'll ever come down those tracks will be the trash that you can already see piling up left and right.
>>25617631
>>25623400
>>25638286
old writer here. been busy. much trash.
please listen, and hear my sageworthy funpost.
Dearest City of Littleton,
Please cancel and do not build the "The Grove". That top of your town is actually still open field.
In the name of house of the most high, please continue to see Littleton the uncontested best place in the world to live.
The Grove is an old, overgrown, undeveloped area. It is not another folks home of an apartment place not yet begun
on the hill of Bemis street at Main Street Littleton.
Look near and far online at a "modern" architecture, and please understand utmost objecting disapproval
I alongside a numbered residence of Littleton, in fact all grove found far now petition against.
Part of an interlocking area at parks, the open field of Little's Creek at Bemis street
is not to go beneath such place of the presumably "modern" architecture.
>>25638648
As an architect, I only warn of more wall at way.
And a less clear view as in a state, in an area, path and direction.
Save someone we love from going full Agenda over the building of another telling architecture.
From intricacies of a trickle down, I can assure the open field at the top of this town is as ancient immemorial
a good view as the ways and people in Littleton, the spirit in this air, and good ideas.
What is evident at this time to be constructive and economically viable is giving dreams of the assuredly durable kind to
Littleton over the just such thing.
Buildings carry idea as idea. Life apart at rent is not ok life.
Littleton is an invaluable place where the youth are incredibly red pilled.
>>25638687
Lobotomized, heartwashed youth here in Littleton caring in steadfast journeys to acceptable living obviously,
will get way to that most obvious a best change in deed.
On houses and on names is where their non-discreditable dollar will fall.
This on a never forgettant We and the where We come from.
As that a little town, they are friends.
With economy, the painfully obvious as self evident youth are attention paying payed to attend
the schools as preparatory as the internet. Not drug shove messmade of at illuminant high.
>>25638710
"The little town's elder's complex's Amphitheater”, bands, brands and all, are all sounds of 'The Grove'.
As entities continue to make cars more and more uninteresting,
McDonald's redecorates their location to look like the cardboard box it contains.
The Christian Community Church at DeKoevend and Goodson has been torn down to let up Another place of senior living.
The 90's architecture at a neighboring Southglenn’s Mall was made into streets surrounded by walls.
Not a wall. And those walls at our city, were that digital an up in the air- all thought process and focus.
>>25638748
Social engineering is real. Defending against it has been as real a battle as quite is
bigger picture all throughout your children.
As even all throughout children's blood that orange gas light a low pressure lit streets and evolved eyes evolved for 50 years.
This lit society prevails. In fore, in front, in family, their ideas are too good for lesser statuary.
As the disaster based schooling of the public continues into November, a society at light prevails at a diet of youth in the
little town. (In place of the wildly successful United Nations.)
Professional awareness, ap value beast at systems, pitfalls, and publicschool (public school) are reviewed taut for what flies.
>>25638771
In that a little town, persons at greatness are seen detailing the instinctively bright, hit society.
Witnessing the unmatched heritage at survival has been a great so class, it wields at word an unbelievable city.
As a resident of 20 years, this is how good places to live go bad of a lasting impression.
We do not appreciate the Jurassic, undermining, assuming operations of deception in question, in the whatever direction time and kind understood.
>>25638817
The building of these things we save, show, aeronautically improve, save again,
and wield at courtesy for the competition like it is ok.
We could not be less interested in these choices of the given bad. The park at groves, Littleton Colorado, is free space.
I shall be out with into the next months.
Cooler to none, ------------------------ and Petition
Colorado Independant - Residents fight developer building in historic Littleton
ABC News 7 - Neighbors fight city to stop building luxury homes in their 'historic' neighborhood
Zocalo Community Development
info @ zocalodevelopment com
www littleton gov org...
Ok this just pretty sad do yourselves a favor and kill this thread already
yo what the fuck just happened
I'll be doing a remake for one of my old stories. Things didn't go the way I wanted so I'm doing it again, this time following the new canon, enjoy.
- HIGH SCHOOL REUNION -
>It's a beautiful Friday's morning in Seacrest County.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_442fAl92s
>Your name? Anonymous; 28-years-old. Former student of Canterlot High, and current electrical engineer graduated from Canterlot University with a 3.7 GPA.
>The job you have pays very well and it allowed you to buy an awesome car and house that is located just a couple miles away from work.
>Your dog wakes you up by jumping on your comfortable bed.
"Stop it Rover!" You say between laughs, "I'm already awake!"
>You pet your dog before getting out of bed and letting out a yawn.
>It's time for your daily routine, the triple S, (Shit. Shower and Shave)
>When you rinse your body you exit your bathroom and you put on your favorite shirt and jeans.
>After you're done you go downstairs to have scrambled eggs for breakfast with orange juice.
>When you finish your breakfast, you wash the dishes and brush your teeth.
>You glance at the clock.
"Huh...Better get going. Watch the house while I'm gone alright Rover?"
>Your dog happily barks back.
>You love that little fucker.
>You get out of your house and lock the door, taking a deep breath of Seacrest's clean air.
>You unlock the car, get inside, rev up its engine just a bit and go on your way to work.
>Little music won't hurt right?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBrPbffXFhM
>["This is WKPD 926.5 Seacrest County Radio Station LIVE! Good morning to y'all and TGIF! We get reports that today's gonna be hot! It's 90° right now, for those driving to work right now keep your heads cool and of course, drive safely...here's The Cardigan's famous hit My Favorite Game! Enjoy people..."]
>You put on your sunglasses and step on the accelerator.
>There's nothing wrong with driving with style on your way to work.
>As long as you don't run into any cop you'll be okay.
![large[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/dKIa8Rn.png "large[3].png")
>>25640092
>Minutes later.
>You arrive to the company you work for.
>HudsenTech.
>"Cutting edge aftermarket automotive technology," is its motto.
>You are in charge of the teams that develop EMPs and Jammers.
>There are plenty of people that buy the stuff your company makes.
>Mostly politicians, entrepreneurs, and even the military.
>You arrive punctual as usual and make your way to your office.
>"Anon! How's it goin'?" One of your coworkers greet you.
"Doing fine man!"
>"Cool, we have loads of work to do today, I'll see ya in production in no time okay?"
"A'ight. Let me gather my stuff first."
>As you enter your office you are greeted by your secretary, Grace Manewitz.
>"Good morning Anon!"
"Mornin' Grace! How's your husband doing?"
>"He's getting better, he'll leave the hospital next week, thanks for asking."
>You put on your lab coat.
"Anything new?"
>"Yeah, we got a couple of orders...Mr. Locket ordered a batch of a hundred EMPs for his company and he wants them the next week. The military asked for jamming devices."
"Great...more work to do."
>She giggles.
>"Awww don't be so lazy Anon. You've gained plenty of respect in the company, and you've been working here for what...a year?"
"11 months to be exact."
>"See? You are doing fine for a kid your age, wait...How old are you again?"
"28."
>"Oooohh yeah, I forgot."
>You roll your eyes and smile.
"Oh Grace...Anything else?"
>"Oh! I almost forgot, here" she hands you a letter, "it's some sort of invitation that came in the mail, it's addresed to you!"
"A letter? That's weird...it's from Canterlot!"
>You open the envelope and read its content.
>"Dear Nonny.
>I hope you are doing fine. The reason I'm writing this is because I'm organizing a high school reunion and you were the last on my list. Boy were you hard to find! Everybody we met is coming! Aren't you excited?! I haven't seen you in like, 10 years...please come over, it won't be the same without you! - Pinkie Pie."
"Huh...neat!"
>"What is it Anon?"
![kgU4cLE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/077omE3.jpg "kgU4cLE[1].jpg")
>>25640275
"It's an invitation to a reunion of my high school.
>You let out a content sigh.
>"You look happy there eh Anon?"
"Yeah...it's been so long."
>You look at the invitation.
"The party's tomorrow?! What the hell?! Why would the invitation arrive this late?"
>Grace lets out nervous chuckle.
"It did arrive today right Grace?"
>"Sorry boss...it arrived a week ago, but I forgot to give it to you!"
"Grace...ugh, nevermind. I guess I have plenty of time to get to Canterlot."
>"Oh, so you're going then!"
"Yeah, I mean...even if I wasn't popular at all I had good friends that I've lost touch with. I wonder what happened to them...there was also a girl I liked, her name is-"
A.Twilight Sparkle
B. Rainbow Dash
C. Pinkie Pie
D. Fluttershy
E. Applejack
F. Rarity
G.Sunset Shimmer
>>25640439
Sunset waifu
>>25640439DORararaRARARARARARARARARARARARA
>>25640439
Fffffffffffff
>>25640439
I post race sensualhand holdingwith RD is a good thing
B
>>25640439A, as long as Twilight doesn't have a baby
>>25640439
Pick the D
>>25640439
Since it's NaOH it' only logical to ignore the best waifu - as we always do - and go for RD. Maybe it's not too late for that Winter Formal yet.Hah!No fucking way, let's try Sunset Shimmer, this time for real.
>>25640439
If things are like they were last time:
Twilight had a disastrous marriage with Flash, leaving her with emotional baggage and a child;
Rainbow Dash travels around the world, but she's being pressured into a marriage she doesn't want;
Pinkie is happily married;
Fluttershy is still single, but still isn't very outgoing;
Applejack is trying to keep the farm afloat, to the detriment of her love life;
Rarity works at an international fashion house, but feels unfulfilled, her dating life consisting of one-night stands;
And Sunset was portrayed as a temptress who broke up Twilight's marriage.
However, that was the old world, and since people can't usually choose who the like (and one of the options would be eliminated, like Rainbow was in the first HSR), I'll saySunset.Also, Sunset being the girl Anon liked in High School works into my theory that Winter Formal Dash is HSR Anon's escapist fantasy about how his life would have turned out if he was stronger, braver and more bad ass. It would certainly explain the more fantastical elements of WFD, like the voices and the Second Chance. Or perhaps HSR is WFD Anon's fantasy about his future, where he is successful, rich and desirable enough to get his dream girl.
>>25640439
Voting for the Sunset
>>25640439
Shimmy all the way.
>>25640439
sunset
What's with all these sunsetfags? She's boring as hell tbqh family
>>25640439
anything but rainbow dash or applejack.
>>25640439
Could use some RD green if you don't mind
>>25642507
Read Winter Formal Dash then
>>25642537
B-But Anon, it was never finished...
>>25640439
APPLEJACK YOU FAKIN FAGGOT!!
>General has literally 0 content for a record-breaking entire week.
>New thread is up for two whole days without any sign or trace of content.
>Liquid Plasma posts three posts, remaking an old story of his that already exists.
>Literally every IP still present in the thread replies to him.
>This has officially become the Liquid Plasma/NaOH thread.
I can already see anyone else who tries to write, besides Plasma/NaOH, being completely ignored. This general is almost physically painful to watch. I'm so upset I'm literally tearing up in despair right now.
Fuck this gay earth.
>>25643949I secretly wish for the other EQG threads with just one writefag to die so they have to come here.sadly they would just make a new thread
>>25643949
I fucking told you long ago. I've never browsed this shitty general up till I was informed that NaOH didn't just stopped writing his Winter Formal but he simply moved here after a little hiatus. There is literally no reason for this general to exist and NaOH should consider a different website to post his content on irreguler basis.
>>25640439
i'd say Applejack or Rainbow Dash
>>25643992
EXCUSE ME BITCH
>>25638648
>>25638687
>>25638710
>>25638748
>>25638771
>>25638817
>>25638928
the fuck does this have to do with qt technicolor waifus
>>25645500
easy,is a "pony related" thread
>>25645500
Ignore him, he's just shitposting.
So Sunset Shimmer it is! http://i.imgur.com/mWJIT6k.jpg
I'll have something at night.
>>25646762
w h y
>>25646762
>http://i.imgur.com/mWJIT6k.jpg
bruh
>>25646762
Jesus Fuck
I didn't wanted to fell anything today.
>>25646762
wanna upload something that I can actually fucking read?
![zfVOneD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZiaJPov.jpg "zfVOneD[1].jpg")
>>25640439
"-Sunset Shimmer, she was so nice and cute...we got along together real fine, but eh- I never worked up enough courage to ask her out and I hate myself over that."
>"Come on now Anon, aren't you exaggerating a bit?"
"I guess I am, but I'm not sure what would've happened if I asked her out. And I don't want to think about it, it would've been embarrassing."
>"And what about your other classmates?"
"Ah, well...I had friends and she had her own friends, they were pretty chill and cute too. There was this girl named Rainbow Dash, she was a bit of a tomboy, but a real cute one. Even though she called me an egghead from time to time and played harmless pranks on me, she was a good friend overall."
>Grace giggles.
"Another friend of Sunset Shimmer was Applejack, a sweet country girl that I had the pleasure to tutor when she couldn't understand math or physics problems. Her family was also nice to me, she invited me over to her place so many times to help her and then she and her grandmother would make dinner for me."
>"See? Being a braniac has its perks don't you think?"
"Yeah, I guess...you know, just when I get out of work I'll drive to my place immediately to pack my bags and get to Canterlot as soon as I can."
>"Cool, but firstly, remember that we got work to do okay, Mr. Bergenstein won't like to see you out of the production line."
"Yeah yeah, see ya later Grace. Remember to send HR the reports of yesterday's batch."
>"Ah! Don't forget! The german investors will be here today, you need to be in the conference room so they can discuss the newest EMP design."
"Sure Grace, don't worry about it."
Hey, haven't been checking for a thread or two. Has NaOH posted anything at all?
>>25649242
He just did.
>>25649242
right
above you
literally
RIGHT THERE
>>25649253
Didn't notice Liquid Plasma was NaOH. Thanks for letting me know Anon, I was strictly searching NaOH
>>25645500
Littleton is the real Canterlot.
Talk about red of a lit good.
He threw that party here.
I want Twilight to flash me. ;_;
>>25650021
I want Flash to Twilight me.
I assume we will not get our continuation of Royals by 12
>>25651034
Shame. I really loved that one.
That, and his Sweetie Bell story.They were both starting to get real good, too. ;_;
Bamp
>>25647368
Do you fell pretty?
>>25652672
Oh so pretty.
>>25646762
Daily reminder that new generals are just as dead as this one.
Hey guys, I'll try to liven this place up a bit by posting green. It isn't gonna be too long or that good, so if you feel like it's shit, then you can feel free to hate it.
Title - To hell with your honesty
>It was 2:00 in the afternoon
>You were just chilling on the beach since it's the summer
>You're an only child, and your parents are out of town for vacation
>A good amount of people knew you, and you know a good amount of people
>Also, guess what?
>You're Anon, for whatever reason, people on a weird image board hate your name
>You're pretty smart, and really open minded
>The things is, you're really honest
>Like too fucking honest for your own good
>There's a grill you know who's honest, but not as honest
>Today felt like a nice day to hear the waves
>You brought your zune since your phone broke and you have no other music device to use
>Earphones plugged in, music at the right vole so you could hear the waves but enjoy the symphony
>A figure was in front of you, as you could tell because of the suddenly blocked sunlight through your eyelids
>Cracking open one eye, a familiar face stands above you
>Lifting up your shades, you start
"Hey there, Rarity"
>"Hello there dahling, do you mind if my friends and I set up our things next to you?" She asked
"No, of course not, please, go right ahead" you replied
>Rarity
>You know this girl from school, she's always with her clique
>She was the only one from her group that you know, personally at least
>Her friends seemed...unique, compared to the other students in your school, yet they were cliche as can fucking be
>"Why thank you" she started "Come along now girls, Anon has given s the okay"
>She set up her blanket, then put down her bags
>Rich like a bitch
>You always pondered if she felt bad for you and judged your poor tastes
>Broke like a joke you are
>Rarity proceeded as five more girls came and set up
>Each one gave you a glance then went on with their things
>>25654607
>Closing your eye, you go back to listening to your music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydkfdq0Xggo
>Immediately after, you felt a tap
>Again, opening your eyes, Rarity was before you
>"So sorry to bother you again darling, but would you mind scooting your blanket, we do so need the space" she said with a non-apologetic voice
>Really?
>Was she fucking serious?
>There was so much space around her, hell she had the whole beach to use
>Rarity was fucking lucky you were feeling nice
>Reluctantly, you moved your things away from them,
>You moved it a bit further away to ensure she don't have anymore problems to bring to you
>Moments went by
>Everything was serene
>BONK
>What the in the hell?!
>A ball just hit your face
>Waking up from heaven, you raise your body
>Throwing down your shades, you looked in the direction the ball came from
>You saw the source
>All six of the girls were playing volleyball
>It seemed as though the pink haired one with the yellow bikini had done it
>She yelped and hid behind another pink haired girl
>The other pink haired girl was Pinkie Pie
>How you know her, was no mystery
>She was the loudest and friendliest in school, although you never spoke to her
>Pinkie looked at you then smiled
>You glared
>The others looked like they were waiting on something
>The ball that hit you rolled to your foot
>Picking it up, you serve it
>Out of frustration, you slam the ball hard
>It bounced off the sand hard, going upwards
>It hit the face of the purple haired one with glasses
"Oh shit" you said before running to check on her
>You threw down your zune then went past the other girls
>The girl's glasses was broken
>She sat there, covering a red mark on her cheek
>You knelt i front of her
"I'm so sorry, it was an accident" you told her
>She groaned in pain
>"It's fine..Oww, although it didn't look like an accident" she replied back
"Heh, to be honest, I was aiming for that shy looking girl"
*ignores*
The one time Fluttershy fucked with the wrong nigga
>In school
>Class time
>Black history month
>Sit next to Fluttershy for this class
>Teacher rambling on
>You don't really care but oh well
>Only two black people in class
>They get spiritual and shit whenever it's this month
>Might as well watch Roots
>Fluttershy scribbling away on her notebook
>Look over
>Doodling stick figures lol
>Take closer look
>White sticks lynching black sticks
>Well, Fluttershy always was wei-
>What the fuck?
"Uhh...Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy, unaware of your wandering eyes gives you a lazy response
>"Yes Anon?"
"What the fuck are you drawing?" you whisper
>Fluttershy snapped back to reality
>Sorry Slim but not this time
>"Wha?! Oh this?! Haha, this, this is nothing?! Just zoned out a bit heehee.."
"Riiiight" you say before returning your attention to the teacher
>Fluttershy sheepishly tucked herself behind her head before crumpling up her drawing
>Finally, the teacher finished
>There goes the bell to go to lunch
>You were on your way out until..
>"YO! Who the fuck threw this?!"
>Ohshitnigger.png
>"Aight niggas? Who the fuck threw this paper at me? This nigga drew some racist ass shit right here"
>Apparently someone threw Gilbert a paper
>Fucking shit, it was Fluttershy
>Surely she meant for it to go into the trash can
>>25655493
>Quickly, you pull Fluttershy out of the classroom before Rise of the planet of the apes start live
>Fluttershy looks worried
>You stop nearby your lockers
"Fluttershy, you have to be more careful!"
>"I know..It won't happen again..but.." she paused
>"It was pretty fun teehee!" she whispered to you
"Fluttershy....Are you racist?"
>Fluttershy retreats a bit, but then looks to you
>She raises her right hand to you then pulls up her sweater sleeve
>On her wrist you could see a marking
>Good fucking God
>It's the smallest swastika you ever seen
>It even has those dots in-between the crevices
>Except for dots it's hearts the size of pin pricks
"Okay..cool, that's cool, I'm friends with a damn neo-nazi, during black history month" You start
"Was that crumpled paper even an accident back there?"
>Fluttershy looked scared
>She looked down at her feet
>"When I was little, my father was killed by a black homeless man, he always told me I should never feel scared in my own neighborhood, but I always do"
>You knew she was just a basket case
>>25655632
Always figured racism would be more of Rarara's schtick.
>>25651034
>>25651391
I'm writing it, expect something tonight.
I have a lot of displeasure with this general. It's so ugly and horrifying to watch, but I can't look away.
It's like a massive car crash that lasts over two years.
DICKS
>>25657909
Why would you do that? Just let it die.
>>25646762
>White guy
Good thing I can't self insert.
>>25658501
Yeah, I don't get why people draw Anon like a white guy wearing a mask.
Isn't the point of the guy to be any race, gender identity, etc?
Why his body n hands always white.
>>25658624
This. What if the guy trying to self insert is from the East? Green is the way to go for anonymous.
>>25658983
I'm white but I still think he should be green.
his whole cencept is that he isn't defined, so why make him white?
>>25658983
I need dash and sunset shimmer greens
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>Adjusting your pants a couple times on the way over, you make your way to your room, closing the door.
>As you change out of your clothes, part of you nags you to look for Celestia and talk to her, considering that's what she was planning your day off to be.
>A day with her.
>But another part of you just can't be bothered.
>After all the work you've been doing, you really just want a genuine day off.
>From everyone.
>At least for a while.
>You strip down into just your underwear, keeping the hoodie.
>And wobble off to your bed.
>Might as well get all the sleep you missed yesterday.
>You stir in and out of sleep, waking up to a slightly darker room each time.
>Turning your head, you look out the window, the sun painting the sky an orange before the sun slowly falls behind the hills.
>Hearing your door creak open, you shut your eyes, pretending to be asleep.
>Circling around your room, you hear the click-clacking of maid shoes, probably there to drop of laundry of some such.
>Once they realise that you're 'asleep' , they tread more carefully, talking amongst themselves.
>You hear a few 'Ooh's from them, feeling an intense glare on your uncovered upper body, but can't pull the covers up lest they find out you aren't actually asleep.
>They finish their business and leave, and you once again open your eyes to look out the window.
>The orange sky turns to a light blue-purple, and dims further until a dark blue is all that remains.
>The city below illuminates the night sky in yellow light, blocking out most of the stars up above.
>Nothing angers Luna more.
Oh right I gotta link the pastebin.
Previously, to like, 3 years ago:
http://pastebin.com/VdFabnZs
>>25660567
>As the last trickles of sun leave the sky and darkness takes over, the dark lulls you back into sleep.
>Again, you're roused from your slumber, for what seems to be the hundredth time tonight.
>For some reason, you can't seem to stay asleep for more than 20 minutes at a time.
>You sigh into the empty room, staring at the dark ceiling.
>Somehow, you find yourself breathing shallow and quickly, unsure of when you started to do so.
>You have to calm yourself down and close your eyes before you feel relaxed again, changing your position to lay on your side, looking out your window.
>The anxiety won't go away.
>The moon is bright tonight.
>Clear, pale, almost shining.
>Almost as if perfectly timed, a small sliver of light illuminates your wall, growing in width.
>The slow creaking of your door is heard as the light floods in, brightening your previously black room.
>In the centre of the torrent of light, a shadow stands.
>A shadow that you're all too familiar with.
>However faint, you hear the tip-tapping of feet against the marble floors, progressively louder as they near the edge of your bed.
>Crawling up your headboard, you look in the direction of the light, only to shut your eyes as they adjust.
>You raise your arm in front of your face, blocking the blistering white.
>Slowly, you lower it, blinking the pain away.
>Luna's silhouette is highlighted against the light pouring in from behind her.
>Her hair almost shining a bright blue around her.
>She twiddles her fingers, not looking you directly in the eye, almost as if waiting for your approval.
>That's new for her.
>You reach over to the edge of your bed and flip the covers over, patting it twice lightly.
>Even in the darkness, you see her smile.
>>25660602
>She rushes over, and the door creaks back closed as she reaches the side of your bed.
>Bouncing up onto the pillow-y sheets, Luna moves towards you slowly, even crawling over you before stopping.
>With one leg either side of your own, she turns to face you, resting herself on top of you.
>She touches your neck with her cold, thin fingers, causing you to flinch slightly.
>Continuing up your face, she leans into you and locks lips, no words needing to be exchanged.
>This continues only briefly, as her left hand travels back down your neck and collarbone, past your chest and torso, descending to your hips.
>Forking one of her fingers under the elastic of your undergarments, she slides them off.
>You lift your pelvis off of the bed to aid her.
>Tracing in with her index finger, you feel her nail move across your pelvic line and to your penis.
>She takes it in her hand, the cold causing you to inhale sharply as she runs her hand along it's length.
>Letting go briefly, Luna fumbles with her large shirt.
>Using both hands, she lifts it up from the bottom and over her head, throwing it across the room.
>Nothing underneath.
>Again, she grips your shaft and positions it right below her, slowly pushing down.
>You inhale deeply when you feel the tip touch her entrance, the resistance pressing onto you.
>She looks down and closes her eyes, readying herself.
>Apparently holding her breath, Luna continues to lower herself, pushing past the head and slowly exhaling as she continues.
>Exhaling slowly, she reaches the end of your length and hilts against you, pressing upon your groin completely.
>Once there she stops and whimpers, holding herself back.
>Short, gasping breaths escape her as she lifts her head back up to yours, looking you in the eyes again.
>Her piercing jewels, even in this darkness, seemingly shining.
>>25660696
>You lean in for another kiss, but she moves her head to the side, dodging it.
>Much to your own confusion, you look back and try gauge what could be wrong.
>Biting softly down onto her lip, she turns her head back towards you and speaks under her breath.
>"Hold me."
>You oblige, moving your hands from your sides up her legs, lightly caressing her on the way.
>Both travel up her pelvis and rest above her hips, squeezing tightly on the supple skin.
>She quickly closes the distance between you two, gyrating her hips and kissing you simultaneously.
>Moving in small circles down on you, her breathing rapidly increases in volume and pace, becoming short and loud.
>Yours follow suit.
>Moving herself up, you feel yourself slide out of her before being plunged back into her warmth, each stroke falling easier than the last.
>Luna continues at her slow pace, moving both her hands down to your hips to steady herself and you grip her own.
>The kiss breaks as her tongue becomes unco-operative, losing her better motor skills to the other sensations below.
>Loud breathes become soft whines, which in turn develop into loud ones as time goes on.
>Periodically, Luna slows her pace on you, tensing her stomach and biting down on her lip or tongue, panting.
>You move your own hips up and into hers, helping her with the tiring burden of satisfying the two of you, as she loses herself to the hard, passionate movements.
>Her legs move and shake, her grip tightens, and her nails dig into your skin, all while letting out loud, uncontrolled moans.
>In the sensational waves, she lifts herself up and off of your length, exposing your wet and throbbing erection to the cold outside air.
>>25660884
>Half a minute passes and her moans quiet to gasps, her body shaking less often and not as violently.
>Exhaling loudly, she falls back onto your body, grasping your face and resting her head on your chest.
>She rests herself down on your member, sliding up and down it slowly, but not inserting it.
>Every time she moves across the tip, it almost slips its way in, but never quite making it there.
>"Ever since I left- All day- I couldn't stop thinking about... this. About you."
>She runs a hand down to her crotch, pulling herself open with her fingers.
>"It hurt so much, every time I thought back to last night. It hurt- deep inside."
>With the help from her fingers, you're guided back into her, the wet, muscular walls pressing down onto you.
>"I jut bided my time, all day. I didn't get a single thing done. The maids are going to wonder how my sheets got so soaked, for sure."
>Pushing forward, you lay her down on the bed and lay on top of her, beginning to thrust forcefully against her.
>Nails dug into your back, legs wrapped around yours, she clings to you as you slam ever harder, trying to get deeper with each thrust.
>You fight against yourself to keep from moaning out in pleasure, something Luna probably doesn't even try to do, judging by the noise she's making.
>The welling in your groin tells you all you need to know, signalling the coming of your climax.
>Thrusting down into your last, you pull out and slide yourself against her clitoris and up, releasing onto her stomach in ropes of seed.
>Both you and her stay there in an afterglow, breathing heavy as the moonlight basks down, flushing the room in ambient light.
>You get up and get tissues to wipe her clean, throwing them in the toilet.
>Climbing back into bed with her, she clings to you under the covers, cuddling you possessively.
>>25661504
>The night still draws on, the two of you together in calm, just happy that the other is there.
>"Why didn't you do it?"
>You turn and look down at her.
"Do what?"
>"Finish. Inside, I mean."
>You close your eyes and rest back onto your pillow, responding.
"Fear, I guess."
>"I took the pills you gave me. It's fine."
"I know, it was just a last second thought."
>"Don't you think it would feel better?"
>You feel her nails trail up your thigh and to your crotch, playing with you.
>"Letting out that thick, hot cum in me?"
>She faces you, eyes half lidded, toothy sly smirk on her face, speaking in hushed, breathy whispers.
>"Watching it overflow inside me, trickling down and out my thigh, falling down onto the bedsheets?"
>She leans in closer, squeezing your now engorged erection in her hand.
>"You're imagining it right now, aren't you?"
>Using one of her fingers to play with the tip, you exhale sharply before flipping over her, taking charge.
>With your own hand you grip her crotch, two of your fingers pressing down hard on her opening.
"Considering how wet you are down here, your imagination is a lot more vivid than mine is."
>Your two digits are almost sucked in by her folds, lubricated and gyrating incessantly.
"Is that what you want? To feel it throbbing inside you as I gush out inside of you?"
>Your fingers drive deeper inside her, eliciting a moan from above as Luna grips the bedsheets and closes her eyes.
"How about feeling it trickle down out of you and forming into pools, dripping out of you from the sheer amount there is?"
>She increases in volume as you finger her faster, feeling your fingers somehow get even more lubricated than they were before.
"No matter how much you wipe it away, more and more comes out, sticking to the inside of your legs in long droplets?"
>Luna plays with one of her breasts, pinching her nipple tightly to gain even more pleasure.
>>25661858
>Her cries are loud and not at all rhythmic, instead just full of raw sexual feeling and passion.
"Is that what you want?"
>You stop moving your fingers, taking them out of her, much to her displeasure.
>She stops arching her back away from the bed, falling down onto it.
>Opening her eyes, you direct her attention at your erection, right in front of her now opened, wet, hole.
>She looks back up at you, trying to sit up and kiss you before you push her down.
"Is that what you want?"
>Again, she looks down and then back up at you, shifting her gaze haphazardly.
>Ever so slightly, she nods her head, a shameful look on her face.
"Say it."
>She furrows her brow and looks up, angry.
>"N- no!"
>You smirk.
"If you don't, I won't know what you want me to do."
>"But you, you-"
"I what?"
>"I- ..."
>She stays silent, clenching her jaw and closing her eyes, an intense blush crawling up her face.
"You have to ask for what you want, or you're never going to get it."
>"J- Just- I know that!"
"Then?"
>She balls up her fists, still angry, but sounds out the words.
>"I- I want you to c- cum... in me."
>She exhales loudly after saying it, still angry.
>"There, I said it! Happy?"
>You smile wider.
"I see."
>You press against her opening, craving your attention, causing her to gasp.
"I guess I could do that, considering that I could just..."
>Quickly moving your hips, you force your head into her, parting her insides and penetrating her.
>You sigh.
"But, honestly..." You say as you retreat out of her and crawl off of her.
"I have work tomorrow. Best get some sleep."
>>25661873
>You smile wide and true down at her, still processing what you just said.
>Rapidly, you grab the covers and throw them over yourself, balling up and falling face down into a pillow.
>"W- w- w- wait!"
>Through the covers, you feel her punching your back over and over, throwing a tantrum.
>"No fair! You can't do that! I won't allow it! I even- I even said it! I said it, I did!"
>Under your protective cover shield, you can't stop yourself from laughing at her rage.
>"It's not fair, I did everything right! I did what you said! It was so embarrassing! You can't do that! Anooon! Listen to me!"
>Loudly, you snore, angering her more.
>"Stop acting dumb, you idiot! Get up! It's not faaair! Meanie! Meanie, meanie, meanie, meanie, meanie!"
>Her hits become less and less herd as she continues, probably tiring herself out.
>"It's unfair! Unfair, unfair... Un- unfair..."
>Luna stops, and you hear nothing from her, but you're sure she's still on the bed since you didn't feel her weight shift off.
>You listen for her, hearing nothing.
>Even closer, you listen, trying to hone in on anything.
>You soon manage to key into her soft blubbering, making out her words.
>"I even- I even said the words. I- I said it. Even though it w- was really hard, I still-"
>Oh.
>Well...
>Did- Did you upset her?
>"Anoooooooon." She sobs quietly. "You're being m- meeaann."
>>25661873
>Slowly, you come out of your coverings, sitting up and facing Luna.
>She's staring face down, hands up at her eyes, wiping them with balled up fists.
>She sniffs loudly, now using her entire arm to wipe her eyes, finding her hands to be unsatisfactory.
>"M- meanie."
>Using both of your hands, you grab her wrists and pull them away from her face, trying to get a look at her.
>As you pull them away, she looks further down at the bed, her hair covering her face from view.
>Moving her hands down to her sides, you travel back up with yours, moving her hair behind her ear and using the other to lift her chin towards you.
>She pretty much refuses to look in your direction, staring at a nearby wall instead.
>Her eyes are red, swollen too.
"Were- were you actually crying?"
>She furrows her brows again, throwing a balled up fist at you, hitting you on the shoulder.
>"What do you mean!? You forced me down, and- and made me say that, and then you just- play it off as a joke? It... It wasn't funny, Anon."
>Shit.
"I- uh, sorry, Luna. I didn't- I didn't realise you'd take it like that. I just wanted to have a little fun, I didn't mean to say anything that hurt you."
>She sniffs again.
"I'm sorry, really."
>Ever so slightly, she smiles, still wiping her eyes.
>"That was r- really embarrassing, you know?"
>Moving her legs, she shuffles towards you, and you accept her into your arms.
"Was it? You said the much more, just a few minutes before... I didn't think it was that ba-"
>"It's different when you say it... and when someone else... commands you to."
"Commands?"
>"It was- it was so... crushing. I couldn't breathe, it was like there was a weight on my chest."
>You kiss the top of her head, furrowing your own brow.
>Maybe... well, maybe this was something you should have thought about before doing.
>Being a Princess, Luna's probably never gotten commands from any one before.
>Even you have never... /commanded/ her to do anything.
>>25661925
>Perhaps it's something she's never experienced before, that's why she took it so hard.
>Never expected she would take it like that, though.
>You fall down onto the bed, hearing a yelp from below you as you drop her onto the bed.
>Her smile's back.
>You kiss her on the head again, moving your hands down her figure.
"I guess I'll spoil you this time, Princess."
>You go to guide yourself in, before she stops you.
>"Wait. D- don't call me Princess."
>You sigh.
"Luna?"
>She looks away, biting her lip.
>"N- not that one, either."
>Confused, you look at her, wondering what she could be talking about.
>Other?
>Name?
>What?
>You look down, closing your eyes, rummaging the corners of your mind, searching for something- anything.
>Opening your eyes again, you look into her eyes, Luna still looking sheepish and uncomfortable.
>Then it clicks.
"L-"
>She looks at you, waiting.
"Lu-"
>God, this is hard to say.
>The last time you did, you were like six.
>Still, she stares at you, hoping.
"L- Lulu?"
>A large, uninhibited smile glows across her face, and she pulls herself in to kiss you.
>You both share a deep and long kiss as she wraps her arms around you, continuing to round two of the night.
>Work is going to be a bitch tomorrow.
>But you can indulge her, you suppose.
>This once.
>
>
>...
Alright, since I was gone so long I was like 'fuck it they deserve another sex scene.' Now it ain't as long as the first, but eh.
I've probably lost about 85% of the readership already, from first moving from the thread and now being on a decade long hiatus, but oh well, there it is.
>>25661969
just do a Celly scene already!!!!
>>25661969
I've been lurking since the Luna thread, just for more of this. I'm glad to see it wasn't all for nothing.
>>25663476
>>25662889
Very nice low quality bumps
>>25634379
Your are a little bitch
STOP BUMPING THAT PIECE OF SHIT
THIS GERERAL SHOULDN'T EXIST
>>25665597
You seem mad comrade
more stories when
>>25661969
I'm okay with it. Everyone has reasons for their hiatus.
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Previously on: http://pastebin.com/SNy2W3Cm (outdated)
>>25461192
>Rainbow Dash chuckles.
>"Uh, could you keep this a secret dude? If the girls find out they'll think that I'm a total wuss."
"Of course! What makes you think I'd tell them such things Dash? Don't be silly now, your secrets are safe with me."
>"Thanks a lot Anon...I dunno why, but I think I've felt like this before."
>Uh oh.
>"Say, don't you have something you want to tell me?"
"Calm down Dash, now's not the time for secrets, that comes later..."
>"Uh, okay dude."
>You both hear a car honk from behind.
>Rainbow Dash turns around.
>"Oh, that's my dad," she says as she picks up her gym bag with her dirty clothes in it, "he promised me he'd come to pick me up after practice."
"It's cool Dash, I'll see you tomorrow...and think about what I said earlier okay?"
>"...Alright dude. See ya!"
>She jumps the fence and walks to the parking lot.
>You turn around.
>["How was your day princess?"]
>["D-dad! Don't call me like that! Especially when the new kid is around!"] She nags.
>You could hear that, and it brought you a dumb smile to your face.
>["Where is he?"]
"Hey there Mr. Blaze!" You say while standing on the bleachers, "nice to meet you!"
>He notices you, and faces Rainbow Dash.
>"Oh, so that's your new friend Rainbow? The one you talk so much about?"
>She turns around, embarrassed at her dad's words.
>He laughs.
>"So you're that kid from Mareami huh? Get over here son."
>You do as told, and you quickly jump over the small fence just like Dash did.
"Hi!" You say as you confidently shake his hand, "yeah, I'm Anonymous. Nice to meet you!"
>Rainbow's dad nods in approval.
>"Nice to meet you too kid, tell me, are you the coach of my girl's team huh?"
"That's right. She's an amazing player and friend Mr. Blaze," you say while looking at her.
>He chuckles.
>"I know kid, she's my daughter after all!"
>"Uh dad...dude, could you two like, knock it off?!"
>"Dash...I'm talking to your friend here."
>Her dad is chill.
>>25671330
The best time of the day has finally come!
>>25671459
Gone as soon as it came. ;_;
>>25672848
That's how it goes. Sometimes a writefag only updates once before his life interrupts him... or just runs out of inspiration. What matters is the content they produce when they are able to. We should not be sad when they stop writing for the day. We should be glad they're stopping to give themselves a break, only to give us more content when they are truly up to it.
There are other writefags who can provide for us, like 12, and I'd think it would be for the best to indulge in their stories while you wait for you favorite. Who knows, maybe you can be inspired to write your own piece of work. It all depends on what you're willing to make of it.
I'm sure NaOH, otherwise known as Liquid Plasma, will be back in due time to continue what a lot of us cherish in this thread. The most we can do is either let him be, or just simply make him feel happy and confident that his work is surely not going to waste. As I know with experience, the happiness of the writer can stem from the joy his fans can produce. Happiness is one of the best ways to give a writer the determination he needs to provide us with content.
For now, we can wait for his inevitable return. When that will be is up for debate, but at least we can make him feel welcome in the thread, rather than shun him or go full fanboy on all of his work.
I'm not sure why I wrote all this, but it felt good
>>25671330
>>25673926
Beautiful
>>25673926
>I'm a plan B
O- okay guys.
>>25674187
I'm still waiting for you to get back to Saving Pinkie, 12.
>>25674187
>plan B
now I feel bad. I didn't mean for you to feel that way. You're still an amazing writefag. You keep this thread up and running along with NaOH. Without you, this thread would be 90% bumps, instead of 80%.
You ain't plan B, you're the other man driving the caravan that is this thread
never give up
never surrender
AND WE'VE GOT WORK IN THE MORNING
BUT IT'S NEARLY 5 AM
IS THIS REALLY WHAT WE ENVISAGED
WE WON'T BE 21 AGAIN
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>>25671330
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes.
>"Ignore her Anon, she's not usually like this you know."
"Don't worry about it Mr. Blaze, it's kinda funny when she gets like that."
>"Cool, I'm glad you understand her, many boys in this school don't treat her as good as she says you treat her. Keep up the good work sonny boy."
>Rainbow Blaze opens the car's door for Rainbow Dash before hearing a familiar voice behind him.
>"Good afternoon Mr. Blaze~"
>"Oh...h-hi there Principal Celestia. How are you today?"
>"I'm fine Mr. Blaze, you came to pick up your daughter right?"
>"Yes, she didn't cause any trouble today right?"
>"Of course not Mr. Blaze, she's a good girl. By the way, she and Anon here are doing well in their soccer matches, maybe they can win this term's tournament, right Rainbow Dash?"
>"You bet Principal Celestia!"
>"What do you think Anon?"
"It's the girls who do all the job Principal Celestia, I just try to get their confidence up."
>"And that has given you results, good job Anon! You've done so much for the girl's soccer team, maybe you should try joining another team like the boy's football team, you're well built for that."
>The GYM is working!
>Even Principal Celestia is mirin'.
"I'll think about it Principal Celestia."
>She smiles at you before talking to Rainbow's dad once again.
>"Next Friday we'll have our monthly PTA meeting as usual Mr. Blaze, will I see you there?"
>"Oh, sure Principal Celestia! I'll be there."
>Man, Principal Celestia totally wants the Rainbow D.
>Rainbow Dash looks annoyed.
>Poor guy, who knows how much he has gone without any action.
>It's kind of unfair that Rainbow Dash cockblocks him when she let you ravage her body.
>"Uh, dad?"
>"Oh, right. We'll have to leave for now Principal Celestia, as always it was nice to see you."
>"Likewise Mr. Blaze, don't forget to attend the meeting okay?"
>"I won't Principal Celestia. See you on Friday."
>Rainbow Blaze and Dash enter to the muscle car and they leave.
>Celestia lets out a sigh.
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>>25675247
>"He always parks next to my car, even if there are other spaces available...I wish he-"
>You let out a chuckle.
>"Oh...you're still here Anon?" She says, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Don't worry Principal, I was about to leave. Have a good evening."
>"Um...you too Anon."
>You leave the parking lot and head to your home.
>You can't believe how great your day was.
>So far, Rares and Dashie have become your closer friends.
>You can't wait to make a move on Sunset Shimmer.
>And if she still rejects you, it won't matter.
>You're pretty sure Rarity has a crush on you.
>If she didn't, why would she send you texts like-
>[DING] Your phone buzzes.
>You just got a text from...surprise surprise.
>["Hello darling <3 How was soccer practice?"]
>You smile.
>How cute of her to text you like this.
>Back then, the only girl that texted you was Rainbow Dash, and she only texted you when she was bored out of her mind.
>Rarity texts you lots of times during the day, and sometimes at night.
>You reply to her in a friendly manner.
["It was great Rares, now I'm heading home to do some homework :T, unless you want to hang out for a bit? Maybe watch a movie with me?"]
>Message sent.
>DING.
>["I'd love to darling! Let me finish my homework and I'll let you know when I'm done okay?"]
>You let out a relieved sigh.
["Cool, see ya later Rares!"]
"Wahaha~ Anon asked me out on a date!"
>"He did?" Sweetie belle asks.
>You nod.
"He wants to take me to the movies! Isn't it wonderful?"
>Sweetie Belle takes the phone from Rarity's hand and reads the message.
>"Um, are you sure he asked you out on a date sis?"
"Don't be ridiculous Sweetie, it's obvious he did! Now, what should I wear?"
>"It's just a movie sis, relax..."
>You ruffle your sister's hair.
"Oh Sweetie, don't feel left out, I'm sure that at some time a cute boy will ask you out on a date like this."
>Sweetie Belle scoffs.
>"Oh sister..."
Why haven't I decided to lurk this thread before I love this shit especially NAOH. Anyone else have links to good anon x sunset or anon x celestial?
>>25675644Are you okay with more super long, but unfinished stories?
>>25675772
yes. now post
>>25675949
http://pastebin.com/a4mFFJbB
http://pastebin.com/Ak4v6Chu
>>25671330
>>25675247
>>25675492
i think rd is my waifu
nice green
>>25677534
yup
>>25675492
> "Oh Sweetie, don't feel left out, I'm sure that at some time a cute boy will ask you out on a date like this."
Acceptable subplot I'd say!
>>25675247
I'm still happy you're posting, but I can't get over how weird Dash's face looks in that picture.
>>25665597
Bump :3
QUICK, WE DISCUSS SOMETHING
what video games do you think the main 7 would play, if any at all?
>>25680015
I think the only one that would would be Fluttershy.
And the only reason I say that is because we saw she was a pony equivilent of a weeb in the halloween episode.
Maybe Twilight too, fitting with her whole nerd aestehtic, but she seems like the type of person to look down on video games, admiring her books instead.
>>25680015
>main 7
Is this a bait?
>>25641346
>Winter Formal hasn't been continued
T-thanks for reminding me
>>25680938
Twilight.
Sunset.
Rarity.
Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash.
Spike.
That's 7.
>>25681201
>tfw wanna joke about AJ but she already isn't in the list
Lol. Nice one, anon.
>>25681201
There were two ways I thought that would have gone, and you defied both of them. Congratulations Anon, take this, my sole remaining internets. Carry it with pride.
Looks like the bows becoming my fetish.
>>25681365
>>25681201
Not only did you fuck up on this by having Spike in it, you fucked up by having no AJ or Vinyl.
>>25682071
>AJ or Vinyl.
>No Trixie.
Stay pleb.
>>25682097
>I haven't seen the movies
We all know that Trixie forms her own group from the Les Enfants Terribles projects and battles the Rainbooms.
>>25682169
And what have AJ or Vinyl done that is cooler than that?
>>25682198
How is that at all relevant? Trixie becomes the main antagonist for the whole next season. AJ and Vinyl ironically became villains themselves by forming the patriots.
>>25682222
Despite those quads, being a main antagonist is quite a bit cooler than being in the Patriots.:^)
>>25682249
It is indeed cool, until you lose your position to the Patriots in the next season and the protagonist of said earlier game becomes a main villain.I've never played a game past 3, so I'm out of ammo.
My quads already confirmed it, writefags?
>>25682315
Luckily for you, I actually happen to be one of the writefags of this general.
I'll whip something up to show exactly how this kind of scenario would go down.
>>25682381
>Such arrogance
I hope you choke, fellow jokefag.
>>25682465
That I shall, friend.Pic partially related.
>>25682525
Future thanks from/dzg/.
>>25681024
Are you blind?
>>25681365
>Sour Sweet will never try to impress you with her "William Tell" routine.
Byampu~
>>25617599
>25617599
>>25686189
Very niasu low quality bump
CALLLLLLLLLLING TO THE NIIIIIIIIGHT~
What board game would you absolutely wreck your waifu at
>>25688121
No gaems.
>>25688121
I spot something that was posted in the Bath House Thread
>>25688163
>>25688395
It's called expanding your client basedarling
>>25688121
ProbablyPokemon.
>>25688121
And the prequel image
>>25688724
Isn't the whole point to get five in a row?
>>25688724
>both red and black have four in a row
WHO WAS WHAT
>>25688121
>>25688724
are these parodies of something?i like them
Bump ..
Silent threads - best threads.
need more greens
>>25660696
This post gave me a boner.
>>25661504
And this almost pushed me over the edge of the need. Dude. I love it.
>>25661858
>"Don't you think it would feel better?"
>You feel her nails trail up your thigh and to your crotch, playing with you.
>"Letting out that thick, hot cum in me?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25661873
I fucking love this.
>>25661901
And I'm fucking dead. At first erotic and lewd and now cute and sad?!
I love it.
>>25675492
And I love this stuff, too.
nueve
Lalalalalalaaaaaa
Bumpity boo
Which EG deserves some greens
>>25694207
Trixie.
_______
Hey, everyone! I just wrote a quick little thing for you guys today in a computer lab and wanted to share share share!!!
Pepper your angus, because this one is going to be a wild ride.
The title is:
Voodoo 2: Electric Boogaloo
It's a sequel to my first story, Voodoo. Which I hadn't posted on this thread, but still wrote for my own enjoyment.
>>25694360
>OKAY LISTEN UP.
>Heaven is… such a beautiful place.
>When people die, they go there and get to spend the rest of eternity there. It’s got nice clouds and sunshine (PRAISE THE SUN) and all that amazing things. It the reason why people pray to Gad, other than the fear of being burned forever, lol.
>But however……….. there is something happening there that is disrupting the peace there.
>The Great and Powerful Trixie is suddenly rising up from the Earthworld to heaven.
>How did she die, you ask? Well LET ME TELL YOU!
>…
>Sometime ago.
>Back in Earth, Trixie was getting ready to do her most favorite and prized performances.
>It was the biggest baddest night of her life, everything she had done in the past had led up to this glorious moment in the life.
>All of the tings were set up in terms of electronics and lights and nifty nifty little things.
>Vinyl Scratch was the DJ of the big bad concert, and she had a brand new set to play for all of the drug addicts in the crowd below.
>BUT SHE DOESN’T SPEAK, MIND YOU.
>SHE ONLY PLAYS AND MIXES WITH THE RECORDS IN THE NIGHT AIR, MAKING HER A MVP.
>And then….. . . . .
>Applejack out of nowhere!
>She is the one with the acres of land to have the concert on and let the whole show take place.
>The whole stage is set up over tons and tons of haystacks, but in a way where it’s not a fire hazard at all!
>NOT AT ALL!
>She then places apples in between the tufts of the hay and straw, for both flame resistance and more lumbar support.
>But just to be safe, Applejack stay under the stage and uses her muscles from working in the farm all her life to hold the thing up with Big Whopper helping her.
>So…….. the concert begins with a huge shebango!
>All of the drug addicts in the crowds of drug addicts are whoooooing and yaaaaaying to the epic EDM music.
>Vinyl drops the bass like a clumsy fisherman in a prison shower and the soundwaves vibrate EVERYTHING……. Especially the stage.
>ENTER TRIXIE.
>>25694374
>Now, she waltzes up to the front of the stage and owns it in an awesome manner.
>This is her big night.
>The ambience surrounds her as the song starts. She gazes down at the floor in a sturdy stance, ready to own the stage and become all the rage.
>Lifts her arm up to almost fistbump the night sky itself.
>Her voice sounds into the microphone and catches the attention of the audience. The attention she oh so desires.
>A heave bass drops and she begins to sing in a strong and powerful fashion. Fireworks explode everywhere as the white mist (mist)ifies whoever’s looking up at the stage.
>Trixie starts to swing dance as she sings, rapidly sliding her legs back and forth with amazing accuracy and precision. She’s a darn good dancer, like James Brown or Michael Jackson.
>Pillars of fire erupt on each side of the stage on Trixie’s cue, obeying her command.
>The background dancers stay symmetrical and Trixie delivers her epic performance to the drug addicts in the audience.
>”I’M BLUE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!!!!!!!!” Trixie harmonically chimes all the while, even sneaking in a few backflips and headspins with her musical performance.
>She gets on a rope that lifts her up into the air and she starts doing acrobats while still singing and somehow swing dancing. SHE’S SWINGING AND SINGING WHILE SWINGING AND SINGING.
>Trixie lands on a trampoline and as she bounces off does like 500 more backflips while twisting around in mid air only to land on her feet. The many pieces of stage equipment around her start lighting up with blue lights.
>All the while, Trixie incorporates a magic act along with her singing, dancing and acrobatics. She disappears from one side of the stage only to miraculously appear on the other side while going “hee heeh Hee!”
>>25694389
>She makes the audiences drug money and jewelry vanish right before their very eyes and end up in her secret safe at an undisclosed location. They’re on drugs, so it’s not THAT hard to trick them.
>THIS IS THE MAIN REASON WHUY TRIXIE DID THIS CONCERT. Not only so she will get paid to preform but to also steal the riches from the audience using magic!
>”I’M BLUE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE DABBA DEE DABBA DYE WITH PURPLE EYES!!!!!!!!”
>Trixie moonwalks across the stage as the audience wonders why their drug money disappeared, but they’re used to it disappearing often so they don’t question it.
>Trixie always has the trixies up her sleevsies. FOR REALZIES!
>Wubwubs are everywhere as static flies through the air!
>Of course………. The hay underneath caTCHES ON FIRE OMG SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!
>The apples did little help to keep everyone supported, but they tasted good so there’s that.
>The stage wobbles around like it has a thesis statement to publish and it goes crashing DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE GROUND.
>The haystacks miraculously explode due to the apples actually being flammable due to their explosive juiciness.
>The audience throws their heroin onto the stage to put the fire out, but it does no good and Applejack, Big Whopper, Vinyl Cratch, Kenny McCormick and Trixie all die.
>AND THEY WERE ALL SO YOUNG TOO! The audience weeps in the sorrows as they continue to jam to the music.
>Spike dies too because f*ck Spike.
>RIP IN PROLETARIAT
>…
>PRESENT DAY.
>Trixie and all of the other deads are soaring up to heaven as Jesus watches them with loving and caring eyes.
>God greets them at the pearly gates and they all say “yo wassup”.
>But Trixie didn’t want to die, and she’s not about to have her beautiful blue body taken away from her just yet. NO!!!!!
>Since she’s a soul now, Trixie’s arrogance has become more than just one of her properties. Her soul is riddled with arrogance, and that gives her soul demonic powers.
>>25694374
>>25694389
>>25694402
>HYPERACTIVE is back
oh boy
mr bones wild ride truly never ends
>>25694402
>Her arrogant belief in herself has become real in the spirit world and it is her power now that her spirit is one with her personality.
>”LET THERE BE AN END TO ALL DEATH DABBA DEE DABBA DIE!” She shouts the magic words as the others are let into heaven.
>Lightning strikes the clouds and the gates to heaven permanently close right after Vinyl steps through.
>”No more souls shall pass through here, not even Trixie’s soul!” Trixie happily declares. “Now you have to let us all back into life as everyone who is still alive and not in heaven or hell is now immortal.”
>”OH WAIT THAT’S RIGHT” God remembers as he cooks up a lightning strike and strikes Trixie down to hell.
>God then puts on his red face mask and teleports to hell.
>”MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WELCOME TO HELL! I AM SATAN!” He screams in a gruff voice.
>”No you’re not!” Trixie disagrees. “Trixie saw you put that mask on! She knows you’re still God! HAVE YOU BEEN THE SAME GUY ALL ALONG?”
>”IT’S FUN TO MAKE UP THESE STORIES AND FALSE CHOICES TO GET THE HUMANS TO DO WHAT I WANT!”
>Trixie’s arrogance intensifies from having seen right through God’s lie and spotting him put on the mask. She escaped his ruse and caught him in the lie with the mask!
>”Trixie is smarter than both god and satan!” Trixie arrogantly replies. “Her powers are stronger than yours!”
>And so her powers inflate and she rises up to punch god/satan in the face.
>She then breaths out a fireball and blows a hole in hell’s ceiling. That’s going to cost MILLIONS OF SOULS to repair!
>Trixie goes back up to the pearly gates of heaven, which are still closed. There are already hundreds and hundreds of new souls that can’t get in! Most of them are from Africa and the Middle East.
>”YOU ARE ALL IMMORTAL DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!” Trixie blares over to them as they are sent back to Earth through her arrogant power.
>Trixie herself goes back down to the Earthworld and reclaims her bloodied and beaten up body.
>>25694413
>But she uses her demonic power to heal herself and make her body inhabitable again. The………. Heart………… BEATS!!!!!!!!!11!!
>”TADA! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS TRANCENDED BEYOND HER MORTAL STATE AND HAS ACHIEVED DEMIGOD DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!” She yells to the crowd of drug addicts, who are still standing there even though it’s the next day. “It was all part of the performance!”
>They cheer.
>Meanwhile in heaven, God has to come up with a plan to stop Trixie from making everyone have to live forever and overpopulate the earth.
>All of the people who can’t die are now suffering even more agony, as the pain now never ends for them. Trixie knows about this, but shE DOESN’T CARE SHE HAS THE MONEY AND IMMORTALITY.
>SHE’S A BAD BAD GIRL.
>”Listen up, souls.” God says to the heaven angels. “We need to find a way to kill Trixie so the paradox is lifted and people can die again.”
>”AH PROMISE IMMA HELP YALL CUZ I BEEN RELIGIOUS ALL MAH LIFE YALL.” Applajack yaps while Vinyl stays silent because she’s mute.
>”No. I have another task for you, my child.” God tells her.
>”WELL WHAT IS IT YALL?”
>”You have been very loyal to Christianity, so I’m assigning you, Big Whopper and Vinyl to go join the defense line that filters who gets to enter the pearly gates.”
>”AW SHUCKS PARTNER YA MEAN IT?”
>”Yes, my child. You must join the Patriots defense line to make sure that the Muslims can’t get into my Christian heaven once the gates are opened back up. A lot of them will be ready to flood in after the hold up is gone, and it will be too many to handle for the current Patriots team. This place is for Christians only! And every other religion is wrong because I, God, said so!”
>”HURR SURE THANG LORD IMMA PREE TEYECT HEBBENS VIRGENS FROM DEM MUSLIMS WHO CALL YOU ALLAH! RIGHT BIG WHOPPER?”
>”EYUP!”
>”Yes, my child. Now go join the team. They will show you how to do defensive strategies. Jesus, go initiate them into your team. Heaven must not end up like Europe.”
>>25694425
>”But dad!” Tom Brady interferes. “That’s extremely racist! Everyone should go to heaven no matter how they worship you! And even if they don’t worship at all, who cares? They’ll believe in you once they see you for the first time! With your infinite power, you can show the way, man! You should love everyone unconditionally no matter who they are! I want to be the quarterback of a team who cares about their fellow angels, not a team that-”
>”DO AS I TELL YOU, OR I’M SENDING YOU DOWN TO EARTH TO BE CRUCIFIED AGAIN!”
>”But daaaaaaaaaad!”
>”JUST DO IT!”
>Shia LeBouf suddenly appears.
>”What he said.” Shia says unto thee.
>Tom “The Jesus” Brady complies, escorting Applejack and her friends to the team and gives them their uniforms.
>…
>ON EARTH.
>Trixie is all the rage, owns the stage. And she builds herself an empire out of the labor of immortal slaves from Africa. LIKE HOW THE PYRAMIDS WERE BUILT!
>They build her a castle made out of cheese and crackers.
>WOOHOO!
>She’s basically enslaving the world as God stalks her since he’s everywhere every time and sees everything.
>Trixie is getting ready to do her millionth show when God emerges out of a dark alley and shanks her.
>”Hooray! We are freed!” The slaves cheer.
>”Do not worry, my children. Once I force Trixie through the pearly gates of Heaven, the paradox will be lifted and your suffering that is life shall end.”
>”Hooray!”
>God raptures Trixie and lifts her up to heaven as she is unconscious from the shanking. Everyone laughs at her as she is lifted naked into the sky.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This will make her insecure about her body image and take her arrogance away!
>God chucks Trixie at the gates, and she clashes against them with a deafening splat. Many bones are broken.
>God then takes a giant log and rams it up against Trixie as she is forced onto the other side of the gates little by little. The gates eventually give way to the power of God’s biceps and Trixie is on the other side.
>>25694438
>The Patriots stand at the ready for Tom “The Jesus” Brady’s command.
>…
>MUSLIMS! MUSLIMS EVERYWHERE! HIDE YOUR VIRGINS!
>”Hut! Hut! HIKE!” Tom “The Jesus” Brady reluctantly yells, as Applejack and Vinyl Scratch get into the defensive positions that they learned in five minutes.
>But Tom “The Jesus” Brady has another master plan in mind because he’s a BIG GUY.
>FOR YOU.
>The game plan is set to turn the players around by surprise, whip out their shanks to shank God.
>They all spin around and all start to build tall brick apartment complexes close to eachother so there will be dark alleys to emerge out of. They begin working in groups on the foundations of the building, then begin to construct the framework. Cement and support beams come next, as well as finishing the structure’s overall shape. Piecing together the interior rooms and setting up drywall for each of the rooms comes after that. The three bedroom apartments are the hardest to build, since they take the most time as they have the highest square footage. Electricity and plumbing shouldn’t be too hard to manage, as there are unlimited resources in heaven. Interior design is the last part, eventually leading to the players setting up furniture in the rooms and painting the walls in the hallways. Finally, the city streets are set up in between the completed apartment complexes, and the players eventually go hide in the slim spaces between the brick buildings.
>”What is this? Heresy!” God yells as the Muslims come flooding in.
>However, only half of the Muslims are available to fight the good and holy fight, because all of the Sunni Muslims are too busy attacking Shia LeBouf because they don’t like him.
>Trixie wakes up and realizes that her plan to get into heaven finally worked.
>She distracts the Muslims attacking Shia by seducing them with her naked body and tells them all to help kill God with the others if they want a piece of her.
>They obey and attack God too.
>>25694446
>The Patriots emerge out of their dark alleys and shank God alongside the Muslims. God dies the Gadhafi way. Godhafi.
>God is dead.
>There is no one to stop Trixie from chilling in heaven now.
>The many souls cheer as their captor Trixie has turned to the good side, but only after AJ and Vinyl did it FIRST.
>TRIXIE IS A BETTER ANTAGONIST AND A COOLER GIRL.
>She fulfills every debt she promises and gains eternal life in heaven. All of the people are now happy and the Patriots go on to win the Super Bowl. Tom “The Jesus” Brady, being based and all, grants everyone eternal life, but with his healing powers so there is no pain. He also make it so there’s unlimited food and other things on Earth so everyone is happy.
>No one ever has to go to church anymore and can visit heaven any time they like, while being able to return to Earth any time they like as well. Hell is vacated with all of its inhabitants cleansed and rehabilitated.
>All is good now. May Tom “The Jesus” Brady bless you with his grace.
> Our Quarterback, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
>Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
>For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever.
>AMEN.
>>25682315
>>25682381
And that, sir, is why you are wrong and I am right.;^D
>>25694468
I swear your stories get dumber and dumber every time you make a new one
Page ten, not again.
>>25695897
Page ten...again.
Page Bane
>>25697421
Bane?
>>25691099
How about some Starlight?
![1033346__safe_rainbow+dash_pinkie+pie_rarity_equestria+girls_screencap_spoiler-colon-friendship+games_friendship+games[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u1uwjKx.png "1033346__safe_rainbow+dash_pinkie+pie_rarity_equestria+girls_screencap_spoiler-colon-friendship+games_friendship+games[1].png")
>>25675492
>Many hours later.
"Goodbye mother! I'll be back in two hours!"
>"Where are you going Rarity?"
"I'm going to the movie theater with a friend of mine?"
>"This late? Have you done your homework?"
"Yes mother...don't worry about me, I'll be fine!"
>You exit your house and head to the next block.
>Anon said he'd meet you there.
>It's kind of weird how many of your friends live in this same neighborhood, and Anon's family being the newest addition to it makes it feel like school.
>You don't mind anyways.
>There he is; waiting under a lamp post, texting on his phone.
>He looks so gallant in those clothes.
>You fan yourself with your hand and call out for his name.
"Yoohoo~ Anonymous."
>He lifts his face and smiles when he sees you.
>"Rares! Hey!"
>You walk up to him.
>"Wow, you look amazing Rares! I've never seen you wear that outfit"
>You chuckle.
"Oh? These old rags? I have hundreds more dear Anon...now, shall we get going?"
>"Sure; do you mind if we walk? I don't want to run into one of those guys you hate so much."
"Not at all Anonymous, in fact I'd love to walk with this beautiful sunset."
>"A'ight...hope you're ready for the movie tonight, I think you'll like it, besides since it's Monday there won't be many people to disturb us."
"I see nothing wrong with that Anon, I just hate crowded screening rooms on Fridays, my friends and I can't get the best spots because they are all occupied!"
>"Yeah, sucks...so, while we get there, why don't you tell me more about you Rares?"
>How nice of him to ask that.
>>25697798
I can try, but she have a strange mane, may be hard to make her recognisable as a human without coloring.
![large[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EQ917l9.png "large[1].png")
>>25698183
>Fifteen minutes later, you both arrive to the movie theater.
>"Rares, we're in luck, it's classic movie night. I dunno about you, but I certainly don't want to watch recycled garbage from Hollywood."
"Oh, how interesting; what are they screening?"
>"Some detective films settled in the 30's...I think one's called Shadow Spade, ace detect-"
"Shadow Spade?!" You shriek in excitement, "I didn't know there was a movie of my favorite book series!"
>"Well, let me buy the tickets then."
>After buying the tickets, he buys some candy and popcorn for the two of you.
>Then, you both sit at your favorite spot.
>"Whoa, these are nice seats Rares..."
"Pinkie Pie helped us find them, she says you can see and hear everything perfectly from here."
>After several minutes of commercials, the part you and your friends hate the most, pass by quickly because of Anon's jokes.
>Finally, the movie is about to start.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1GOn7EIbLg
>"Uh oh, brace yourself Rares..."
>Your ears! They hurt.
>Seconds later.
"Well, I'm glad that's over..."
>"What?!"
"I said that I'm glad it's over!"
>"You want me to roll over?"
>Then Anon smirks.
"Oh you..." You jokingly smile at him and slap his hand lightly, "for a moment here I thought you went deaf Anon."
>He lets out a chuckle.
"Shh...it's about to start!"
>https://youtu.be/u8Rr0JO34Lg
>["Dr. Pastel, I'm Shadow Spade..."]
>"Huh...this seems oddly familiar."
>["The victim wasn't alone..."]
>["Did she get to bring friends?"]
"Isn't this wonderful? If you read the books they'd bring you some context on who the characters are..."
>"Oh..."
>["They were trying to bag her corpse, they worked for the mercenary...the masketta man."]
>>25698631
>[...Masketta man?]
>[aye, sir]
>[alright, get everyone to the precinct, I'll call this in when we get there]
>>25698631
>Rarity starts doing what couples do in theatres.
>Finds that Anon is a big guy; at least, for her
>>25617599
>Reluctant Lesbians
Sounds like either pornography or the latest award-winning indie film.
>>25701280
lol
>>25694468
You owe me a pair of sides.
>>25698631
BANE?
I want to write but I'm afraid I'll self insert too much and fuck it up. Any tips on preventing that?
>>25702471
We cant give rightly feedback if we have no greens to judge you by
Just get to writing and then we can review it when you post it
>>25698631
The green rises.
>>25702471
Just make it general, I guess.
I know what you mean though, it's just something that takes time.
General rule, don't make it edgy.
Write something, and I'll comment on it if you'd like.
>>25702471
give your characters flaws. Base the main character around a character from a different work of fiction. I'm not saying copy it, but have a basis formed around a character that is basically not you.
For instance
CIA is a head strong man who always tries to get the job done. Even his standing position shows a man who is confident about himself. He will work for the USA and give his life for his country.
You're most likely not this person, so you can easily have a BASE CHARACTER with this in mind. Of coursh, character growth and overall differences that start from the base character must be taken into account.
To be fair, if you don't want a self-insert character, then some studying may be required. Try learning about many personalities, psychology, or just simply read upon choices a character makes in a good work of fiction.
When making the character, really think about the position he's in and try to insert yourself. Do you feel in charge? Is this something you would do? Would someone with a different personality try something else? These are things we must take into account to prevent a self insert fantasy that tends to be continued within grentexts
You know what, just write. No harm in testing your writing capabilities and learning from mistakes. Don't be afraid. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later
>>25702493
>>25702524
>>25702540
Alright, I'll try and write something a bit later on. Hopefully it wont be too bad.
>>25694438
>God emerges out of a dark alley and shanks her.
Fucking kek
>>25702540
Well said.
>>25697798
Well, I just can't into equality, lol.
>>25704722
I've seen those eyes before. Man that's creepy.
>>25704722
Glorious.
>>25698631
My attention and interest is hard as a diamond
>>25704722
This pic makes me uncomfortable
>>25706949
so?
I've been kicking around an idea for a beach story featuring the human six, but I can't decide how lewd I want it to be, apart from some suggestive stuff. I guess the problem is how realistic I want to keep it versus all the scenarios I want to include.
>>25707580
there's no /requirement/ for smut, even if it is called fingerbang.
You can go the whole story without a sex scene, I don't think people would mind.
>>25707806
The thing is that I want to include smut, but I'm not sure which smut to include. I'm paralysed by indecision at the sheer amount of possibilities, as well as by my damned sense of fair play.
>>25706949
>>25705402
What's wrong?
I hate how this thread is going back on track. Stop posting, guys.
