>"Thanks to your 'funny' joke about Lord Tyrannosaur's arms, Anonymous, the dinosaurs and their dragon allies have declared war on us. Do you have anything to say for yourself?
>>25616648
NUKE 'EM
I love u sunbutt
>>25616648
I will die as I lived, laughing at weirdos.
>>25616648
not my fault he couldn't even grasp his teacup, it was too funny to not laugh.
just get your pegasi to make it winter early. cold-blooded fuck won't even be able to function
>>25616682
U should be the general In this war m8
Dinosaurs aren't real, Celestia. Jesus buried their bones in order to fool the non-believers.
Take your freaking brain medicines before you hurt yourself.
>>25616648
You have a stallion snout
>>25616682
Dinosaurs were either endotherms or mesotherms. They would be able to function in cold areas just as great white, porbeagle or salmon sharks can tolerate cold water.
>>25616696
And so Anon sparked World War 3, between the dinosaur/dragon, pony/zebra, and human factions.
>>25616648
SIM SEMPER TYRANNUS
>>25616648
>"Thanks to your 'funny' joke about Lord Tyrannosaur's arms, Anonymous, the dinosaurs and their dragon allies have declared war on us. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
"Yes, yes i do."
>Sunnybuns raises an eyebrow as you walk over to the door.
"Open the door."
>"Open the door?"
"Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur."
>And that's how anonymous get sent to the dungeon for being an asshat.
>He would go on to save the world from the dick stealing robots and trap mermares, but that's a tale for another day.
>>25616648
I want to cum inside Cadence
>>25616805
>sunnybuns
All of my yes
You whinny some
You lose some
>>25616666
Giga Satan you just cant solve all your problems nuking them.
>>25616648
It must suck not being able to masturbate.
>>25616648
Call are cousin King Kong.
>>25616648
Don't worry, I know a guy who can take 'em out.
>pic related
>>25616648
all I did was sing my favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyEE0qpfeig
Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>25616648
Let them come M'lady
>>25616648
Yeah, since when did Game thrones screwed Jurassic Park and created this scenario?
>>25616648
"Why the long face, Celly? I know you were hoping to work things out with the dinosaurs, and I rexed your one chance at peace, but you shouldn't wither yourself over it, or cry yourself horse. If you don't saddle yourself with all the world's worries, you'll find yourself feeling hot-to-trot, and ready to shoe away all of your troubles. You keep jockeying for peace with the dinosaurs, but you never a-dressage the real problem by demanding that they help you work for a stable relationship. Every time you capitulate them, more demands seem to crop up. Not to beat a dead horse, Celly, but you're to eager to pony up the bits when a neighboring neightion brays about this or that. Mule have to learn to stop giving them slack, or they'll just pull on the reigns."
>"Execute him. Immediately. "
>>25620265
>reigns
It really bothers me hat a board full of people obsessed with a horse cartoon never bothered to learn the difference between 'reins' and 'reigns'.
>>25620281
Damnit, you're right.
>>25620300
Don't feel bad. You're FAR from the only person on here who makes that error.
>Lord Tyrannosaur's face when
>>25616648
It's ok. The tyrannosaurus' only have small arms
>>25616648
"It may've been a joke, but I obviously had a pretty valid point."
>"Excuse me?"
"I mean, he declared war because he was insulted by a dumb joke?"
>"Anonymous..."
"Like, no sane ruler would do that under normal circumstances."
>"Anonymous."
"I just really think his temper'd be a lot better--"
>Anonymous!"
"If the poor guy could just jerk off, y'know?"
>"ANONYMOUS!"
"And he brought the dinosaur with the longest neck in his whole kingdom as an 'advisor', like we don't know what that means. I'm pretty sure one of his ACTUAL medals was for outstanding deepthroat service."
>"Guards, escort him to the dungeon immediately!"
"I was pointing out the obvious solution! I should be knighted for my services to the crown! ...Oooh, can I have the cell that faces the courtyard this time? No? Ah well."
>>25616648
I guess I was a little short-sighted.
>>25616696
I found this funnier than I should have.
Not my fault his tiny little arms couldn't grasp the joke, sunbutt
>>25616648
To be fair this was your fault for allowing me anywhere near Canterlot.
>>25620380
>Oooh, can I have the cell that faces the courtyard this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvR7ZUjaJk
>>25616648
I can fix this, I just need a really big rock and an a really big trebuchet
>>25617426
But it's the best possible solution.
>>25616648
Don't worry sunny bunny, his arms are too short to reach the button.
>>25616648
http://ezinearticles.com/?Dinosaurs-and-Their-Appeal-to-Children-on-the-Autism-Spectrum&id=6545650
>>25616648
I have a jar of sand. We'll win
