How would you rule over /mlp/ if you were the sole admin of it?
>>25613139
Would put filters on all the memes I dont like.
>>25613139
I'd run it more or less like it was pre-purge.
>>25613139
Ban vore thread
Ban plane ponies thread
Ban fat ponies thread
>>25613175
Don't forget the FOEggets. At least the other twats stay in their generals.
>>25613139
Honestly, just let one stickied porn thread in, remove the stray porn threads and encourage the combination of all of these Bat/Plane/Moth/Thing/Whatever threads. That's what Strange Waifu was for, so I'm not too sure why we haven't merged into one yet.
>>25613139
Just ban/delete shit I don't like.
add a modified version of the r9k filter that goes away after two weeks and only applies to OP posts
other than that, I can't think of much.
>>25613139
>Permaban any anthro posters, diaper posters, plane/bat/whatever, and vore posters
>Word fiilter FoE to shit
>Change the name of anyone who has ever posted on /trash/ permanently to trashposter so you know their opinion is invalid
>Ban/mlpg/
>Still allow Sunset Christian and Glimmerposters just to piss off everyone else
>>25613240
Could be more evil.
Ban moth ponies and bat ponies. Or toy with them like I'm Starlight Glimmer. "Oh you want to post moth and batponies? Only under my rules. No more black, grey, dark OCs, no more fetish greentext, only cute ponies doing cute pony things without anon."
>>25613139
auto-prune any thread that has more bumps than actual content.
>>25613240
>banning mlpg
Just ban names and trips, they'll kill each other in their attentionwhoring.
Force all the lunafags to love their princess in a respectful manner.
Ban all S2 luna designs. Allow only NMM and classic Luna.
Ban any imagery that depicts Luna as weak, cowardly, pathetic.
Convert sunfags to the dark side.
>>25613139
Honestly, I'd have to keep in mind that the community means more. Planes would also fall under odd Waifus, so Odd Waifu Generals would have to come into play, no stupid (Isolated general here) but instead one combined general of fetishes, and /mlpg/'s GOTTA stay because not all horsefuckers have the ease to watch the Season Finales, Premieres, and all that good stuff.
But, Anthro would be allowed ONLY IN shitpost threads, like meme threads and such. It'd have to be done. But the stupid races would have to stay under "Odd Waifu" generals. OC's are nay unless to show/exploit autism or create a meme.
But more or less TRY to make this enjoyable for horsefuckers.
I'm such a huge faggot.
>>25613319
Settle down Stalin.
>>25613319
>Ban any imagery that depicts Luna as weak, cowardly, pathetic.
so just ban any pictures of Luna in general? I can dig it.
I'd ban you and everyone else in this thread. Myself included. You would hate me at first. But In the end you would realize I gave you peace. I got you off the ride
>>25613347
>pic
>>25613208
>No change whatsoever
>>25613333
>>25613355
Witnessed.
>>25613347
THE RIDE DOESN'T END!
There's be a total war and then takeover of Ponychan if you know better, and then, all over the internet.
The ride spreads.
The show sucks and we can leave that ride.
This?
This ride never ends.
I'm not into pony porn but I would allow it to be posted in only one or two specific threads every time.
Also, I would ban EqG and send it to /co/.
>>25613355
>>25613371
But I would try damn it! And I would continue on banning and purgeing all content to set my brothers free. I would damn myself to hell but it would be worth it if just one anon got off the ride
>>25613139
with an iron cock thats how. and bring about chaos for my own enjoyment.
With kindness and generosity. Infinitydev.org/faust/
>>25613486
Delivered!
>>25613394
>sending eqg to /co/
ANON WE ASKED WHAT YOU'D DO IF YOU WERE A MOD ON THIS BOARD, NOT WHAT YOU'D DO IF YOU WERE SATAN.
Turn /mlp/ into /Lyra/. Only minthoers is allowed. Everything else is permabanned
>>25613139
I would shut down /mlp/
But since I had no power on the other board GR15 would still be enforced
Let's put an end to this sad story
The community should make the rules, as long as it's not blatant spam or shitpost, I'd leave it be. The less I swing the ban hammer the better.
>>25613884
>The community should make the rules
pls no
>>25613884
A self governing body? It'll evolve it into what we have today. A cluster duck.
I would bring the normies in and attract as many bronies as possible.
Then I would proceed to police the board till it was sterile.
>>25613825
>>25615041
>>25613139
I would renew the old sticky. I would allow porn, within limits, and randomly ban people who act like faggots. I would specifically target the people who like to complain about people liking stuff that they don't. Every so often, I'd look the other way when something REALLY naughty occurs, and then ban posters of said naughty material at random.
Nobody would be safe. Nobody would know what they could or could not get banned for, and I would never tell. In the absence of a specific set of rules or guidelines, the collective would form their own and enforce it more strictly than I ever could.
I would make this place fucking THRIVE again.
>merge bat, plane. and moth generals
>merge Dazzling,shimmer, EQG and EQG related green generals
>merge fetish generals
>by now 90% of shitposting is merged in some way
>merge all waifu threads
>content is dwarfed by shitposts
>shitposting content has almost reached critical mass
>merge the merged generals into one
>shitposting density is at theoretical maximum
>other boards cry out for our deletion, but there is no escape
>merge into /mlpg/
>singularity destroys /mlp/, 4chan, and my house
