How do I stop the crushing despair, /mlp/?
All I ever wanted in life was someone to share my passions with. For years I've watched the show and wished I could have someone who got it the same way I do. But nobody I have ever known likes it, and most people would think I'm borderline sick just for unabashedly enjoying MLP
>>25604248
Try having sex with a horse.
>>25604248
and even worse, now we're in hiatus again and even /mlp/ itself will be mostly shitposting with no new content
>>25604268
Have you tried having sex with a horse?
>>25604248
You're on the pony board of 4chan.
Go into the threads, Anon. A magical land of adventure awaits you.
>>25604248
Stop being a fuck faced brony
>>25604218
meet new people.
or if you're a social recluse like most of us, play some online vidya and make friends on Skype and steam. TF2 has a gigantic ponyfag user base, so there's a good start.
>>25604289
I've had online friends, they're just not the same, period. But there isn't anything to play online that I like anymore, anyway. I'm bad at shooters and wow has been dead for ages.
>>25604248
I love the show and all, but I don't really give a fuck that my friends don't like it. When I want to talk about MLP, I just come here.
>>25604303
Are you going to have sex with a horse?
>>25604289
I'm on mobile, excuse my misquote.
>>25604260
>>25604280
>>25604320
no, I'm not interested in having sex with a non-sapient creature
I would fuck a my little pony until I couldn't move, but not a real horse
>>25604320
he wants a real friend
to be honest i would like to find someone like that too but only manage to do it online so far.
now imagine if its a girl
>>25604248
>>25604363
I want a friend too
>>25604346
Have you ever tried a fail attempt at suicide? It's give you all the attention your craving for and you'll be rich too.
>>25604551
Not OP but I tried that afew times it just made it worse
I've been thinking whether I should decide to kill myself.
Pros?
Cons?
Any experiences?
>>25604248
>How do I stop the crushing despair, /mlp/?
You don't.
You embrace it. Let it fill you. Learn to swim in your despair and be forever at peace in your numbness.
>>25604700
I killed myself once, yeah. I used a gun with wadcutter bullets and aimed to the back of my head. Didn't feel a thing. I've had headaches that hurt worse - back in life, of course. Undeath is for the most part painless.
>>25604551
>>25604700
You'll go from a fruit to a vegetable.
>>25604700
If you try and it doesn't work, you may very well be permanently fucked with serious physical injuries. If you try and it does work, you don't get the pleasure of witnessing people's reactions to your spiteful suicide, and you either stop existing or go to hell or a shadowy underworld on the off-chance that there's an afterlife. I can't see an upside either way.
I should say that I've never tried it, though I've seriously thought about doing it before.
>>25604700
>Pros
None since I've failed each time
>Con
Nerve Damage
>Any experiences
Trying to cut my arm off, pills pills and pills, Alcohol Poisoning, jumping in front of a semi, My latest attempt was jumping off a bridge
>>25604838
No wonder you want to kill yourself. You're so bad at everything, you can't even end your own life.
>>25604892
>mfw
>>25604838
You tried to cut your arm clean off? How the fuck would that have worked?
>>25604999
I'd bleed to death but I passed out from the blood loss before I was able to hit the boneAlso checked
>>25605030
Tell me anon, how does bleeding out feel like?
I've always thought a good way to go out would be to just drain all your boo boo juices for a good sleep into the abyss.
>>25605084
Sleepyness but be aware if you lose too much but still survive you will be brain damaged or have organ damage too
>>25604680
You sure you're doing it right? You can just kill yourself without giving anyone a heads up.
>>25604700
>Pros
-You get all the attention you need
-no need to clean after yourself when you're gone
-Rich family from bronies if everything goes right
-Can actual proof of a god, heaven, hell, Allah, paradise, Equestria, and much much more.
>Cons
-Physical and mental damages
-Forever on suicide watch
-Depressed family depending on your relationship
-forever in debt due to medical expenses
Now if you want to die for a cause I would suggest joining ISIS since joining the military requirements are high and you don't meet those.
>>25605128
I don't give nobody heads up
I sometimes think about joining ISIS just so I can die
>>25605105
>If you wake up too early you'll be a grump an- bla bla bla
Man, why is suicide SO hard.
>>25605175
>I sometimes think about joining ISIS
FBI when...
>>25604248
>No one cares about what I care about
I'm pretty sure that's how it is for everybody. You just have to talk about subjects that interest both you and the person you're talking to.
>>25605189
It's all about being lucky enough to die
>>25605207
Anytime I don't think I'd care Ponies are the only thing keeping me from going insane
>>25604838
I hope you don't have a mom or dad, they don't deserve to suffer your lost because you are a selfish bastard. If you succeed at killing yourself your purpose in life was to bring suffering, which in mi opinion you should get you to the lowest part of hell and suffer forever there
>>25605258
My parents don't care about me so no loss to them
>>25605305
Good, then disappear you waste of air, don't cause troubles to anyone, just jump in the sea and swim until you die
>>25605329
>Implying I live close to a ocean
>>25605207
Don't worry he's a big guy he can handle himself.
>>25605175
No wonder. You going to stream next time? The best of luck to ya.
>>25605554
If I had a way to stream I would
>>25605030
Post pic
>>25605356
Then fucking drive to one, asshole.
>>25605618
I have no camera but I could use my 3ds
>>25605631
>Implying I have a drivers license and car
>>25605128
>>25605175
>>25605207
ISIS is actually pretty legit. Check out this shit they've made. I would never join them, because I don't give a shit about their cause. That being said, they're definitely better than the westerners dying for Israel and their capitalist cronies.
http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-no-respite-english-language-propaganda-full-uncensored-youtube-daesh/
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=156_1440945862
>>25604289
I've tried online friends before. All they did was waste years of my life and fill me with nothing but regrets and anger until I ditched them. Fuck online friends and fuck real life friends. I'd rather be alone with my regrets than spend my life stacking up new ones with other people.
>>25605682
I feel you but what about 4chan friends?
>>25605030
Found you nigger.
Now how would I collab with you if you were dead?
>>25605722
What found me?pony rap?
>>25605745
YesFrom the Tempo show and I said I'd make a song for you but It'd probably be a shit show
>>25605834
Well check my name
>>25605175
Don't worry Anon,
Sometimes I get so frustrated I think about pulling out my pocket knife at work and starting a massacre.But that's none of your business.
>>25605956
I'm pretty sure it's my business if I work with youOf course i'm neet so I don't work
>>25605711
2 of the group were from 4chan too. This place is better when nobody has a name and a face attached. Everything is better when you can just slip away unnoticed. Being depended on, being dependant on others, it all leads to selfishness and inevitably self hate.
>Anon, you all sound like Starlight Glimmer with your "I don't want to make any friends attitude."
In all honesty, I have made some great friends in my life and wouldn't change a thing. Sometimes you need to put past the bad experiences and when you feel sad or depressed. Remember that your not alone out there and people feel the same way. Their are plenty of pony forums out there and people I am sure have the same problems as you do. So why don't y'all try again and make some friends. :)
>>25605995
True but maybe they were normies cause the one I met was a normie lurker and didn't really believe the stuff he seen on here
>>25605897
Our autism shall be crippling.
>>25606061
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>>25606058
I knew these people intimately. They weren't normies.
