>"Anon please stop leaving your jugs full of piss by your window. Lyra keeps stealing them at night and bathing in it at home"
>>25600499
I guess Lyra has piss poor hygiene
>>25600499
Lyra pays me good money for those jugs, nice dubs by the way, and remind her that if she returns the empties she can redee...
>>25600517
Getting reaaaal tired of your shit Carlos
>>25600517
CARLOS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>25600517
Urine for a whole lot of trouble if you keep making puns like that.
>>25600517
CAAARLOOOOOS
>>25600620
Let him be, he's just taking the piss.
Oh wow, I already have a use for this filename already.
>>25600517
>>25600620
I gotta tell you guys, those puns are absolutegold
I want to cum inside piss jug
Why do you piss in jugs, 4chan?
>>25601801
>>25600499
And have you given her a counter offer? I'm flattered but she never explained why really has to be mine. I don't see any reason why you can't... double the amount?
>>25600499
Is that healthy? Doesn't that stuff start turning into ammonia after a day or so?
>>25602701
Horse piss smells awful.
>>25602754
I will pee on you.
See file name
>>25604051
>>25604564
So are you complaining, what?, that she's using up all the hot water?
BBEMP
>>25607282
Bred time.
>>25600499
I'm not sure I can fault her. There's an old joke that goes: Why settle for sham poo when you can get the real poo?
>>25600499
I don't piss in jugs like some fucking disgusting degenerate.
Fuck you bon bon
I bet it's fucking yours
Stop trying to thrust your fucking degeneracy upon others
>>25608861
Ye. She needs to check her pony privilege.
>>25608861
Not having to leave the computer is pretty sweet, brah.
>be me on drugs
>piss in empty gatorade bottle
>forget
>get thirsty
>"Oh nice, gatorade"
>drink it
Don't do drugs.
>>25600517
CAAAARRRRLOOOOSSSS!
>>25611948
Eskimos would stretch out their mushroom supply by letting reindeer drink their mushroom-laced urine, and then drinking the reindeer's urine.
Just saying.
>>25600499
Stealing it? She's paying 20 bits a jug.
>>25612056
Just become his toilet.
>>25600499
>ikr?>I told her she could do that if she did the same for me, and she has yet to return the favor.
Stop being gross bronies
>>25600517
>>25612553
but it's funand mare piss is so yummy
>>25612792
penis
>>25612553
>bronies
where the fuck do you think you are?
>>25613245
Fucking idiot.
We are bronies by definition.
>>25613367
Definitions are frangible. We reject the definition of "brony" as any adult male fan of the show. Instead, a brony is someone who self-identifies as one. We do not self-identify as bronies because the term itself is the ultimate in unironic cringe.
>>25600499
She's been lying to me.
I thought she's going to bring the righteous fire with urea nitrate bombs made with our piss.
I even showed her how to boil it.
Bucketloads at a time too.
Consider her ISIS application terminated
>>25614357
fuckin keked
pone
>>25617292
boop
>>25618465
Is there anything else I should know, Bonbon? Any deep secrets you want to tell me?