H-H-HERE WE GO
SO THEY’RE FINALLY HERE
SPREADING FRIENDSHIP FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THESE PONES
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO
SO GRAB YOUR WAIFU
IF YOU WANNA FAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH
THIS PONY RAP
HUH! MLP! MY LITTLE PONY!
YEAH! MLP! MY LITTLE PONY IS HERE!
SHE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HER WELL
SHE’S FINALLY BACK AND SHE AIN’T GONNA FAIL
HER MAGICAL HORN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF SHE BLASTS YA, IT’S GONNA HURT
SHE’S SMARTER, FASTER, AND GOT A CASTLE TOO
THIS ALICORN IS SUCH A MARY SUE!
HUH!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY IS HERE!
>>25599329
THIS PONY’S SO IN VOGUE, SO LISTEN UP DEARS
SHE MAKES OUTFITS SO FABULOUS IT’LL LEAVE YOU IN TEARS
SHE’S GOT A DRAGON ADMIRER WHO DOES IT FOR FREE
SHE’S GOT A WHOLE LOT OF GEMS AND SHE KNOWS KARATE
IF YOU CHOOSE HER, YOU’LL NOT BE FORLORN
WITH A WAHAHAHA, SHE’S THE FASHION UNICORN!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY IS HERE!
>>25599355
SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS NO CLASS
THIS PEGASUS
IS REALLY FUCKING CRASS
SHE CAN RAINBOOM WHEN SHE NEEDS TO
AND FOREVER AND EVER, SHE’LL BE LOYAL TO YOU
HER EGO’S INFLATED, JUST LIKE A BALLOON
YEAH, THIS RAINBOW PEGASUS JUST DIGS HER TUNE!
HUH!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY IS HERE!
>>25599380
SHE’S BACK AGAIN, AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME, SHE’S IN THE MOOD
SHE CAN JUMP REAL HIGH AND BREAK THE FOURTH WALL
WITH HER ECCENTRIC BEHAVIOR, SHE’S A REAL SCREWBALL
SHE’LL MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN SHE PLAYS HER TUNE
BUT IF SHE HAS YOUR NUMBER, SHE’S COMING AFTER YOU!
HUH!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY!
MLP! MY LITTLE PONY IS HERE!
>>25599400
FINALLY, SHE’S BEEN DRAGGED OUT FOR YOU
IT’S THE ANIMAL TAMER OF OUR PONY CREW
HER STARE IS SO SCARY, IT ISN’T FUNNY
SHE CAN MAKE A DRAGON CRY OUT FOR MUMMY
SHE CAN CALM A MANTICORE WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES EVERFREE SEEM LIKE SUCH A BREEZE
SHE MAY FLY SLOW, AND SHE’S REALLY SHY
BUT THIS PEGASUS IS ONE HELL OF A GUY!
C’MON SPIKE, TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE!
RAINBOWS, FRIENDSHIPS, AND LETTERS TO CELLY
WE DIDN’T INCLUDE APPLEJACK CAUSE SHE’S A BACKGROUND PONY!
OH YEAH!
RAINBOWS, FRIENDSHIPS, AND LETTERS TO CELLY
WE DIDN’T INCLUDE APPLEJACK CAUSE SHE’S A BACKGROUND PONY!
OH YEAH!
We are not your kind of people.
You seem kind of Normie.
Everything's a lie.
We are not your kind of people.
Something in your makeup.
Don't see eye to eye.
We are not your kind of people.
Don't want to be like you.
Ever in our lives.
We are not your kind of people.
We fight when you start talking.
There's nothing but white noise
Ahhh.... Ahhh.... Ahhh.... Ahhh....
Running around trying to fit in,
Wanting to be loved.
It doesn't take much.
For someone to shut you down.
When you build a shell,
Build a Tulpa in your mind.
You can't sit still.
And you don't like hanging round the crowd.
They don't understand
You dropped by as I was shitposting.
You came to see the whole commotion.
And when I woke I started laughing.
The jokes on me for not believing.
We are not your kind of people.
Speak a different language.
We see through your lies.
We are not your kind of people.
Won't be cast as demons,
Creatures you despise.
We are autistic people.
We are autistic people.
We are autistic people.
We are autistic people.
Screw you kids today and your songs parodies that I don't recognize.
>>25599329
>Pony DK rap
You're doing God's work OP.
>>25599511
>Not knowing the DK rap
>Screw you kids today
Found the millennial.
>>25599329
How much is that dragon in the window?
The one with green and purple scales
How much is that dragon in the window?
I do hope that dragon's for sale
I must make a trip to Ponyville
And leave my princess all alone
The dragon will make sure she isn't lonely
And the dragon will have a good home
How much is that dragon in the window?
The one with green and purple scales
How much is that dragon in the window?
I do hope that dragon's for sale
I read in the papers there were zebras
With eyes that glow in the dark
My princess needs a dragon to protect her
And scare them away with one spark
I don't want an turtle or a bunny
I don't want an owl that talks
I don't want a bowl of little breezies
She can't even take them for a walk
How much is that dragon in the window?
The one with green and purple scales
How much is that dragon in the window?
I do hope that dragon's for sale
