>"No thanks, I'd rather be alone than be friends with you, monkey. No hard feelings?"
>>25592656
Yeah, I've been wandering for a while. It's cool.
>wanting to be friends with a petty cunt
nah, i'm good. enjoy that loneliness and despair though
>>25592666
>"Would you look at that, Satan is a pussy-whipped betaboy!"
>>25592673
>You too, Anon.
>>25592656
I just wanted a cup of sugar...
>>25592680
>>25592656
Sure. No hard feelings. I was just on my way to Sunburst's birthday party. You're not invited. No hard feelings right?
>>25592729
>Anon never showed up to the party
>No one ever saw Anon again
>>25592729
>>25592729
Apply cold water to that burn.
>>25592729
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM
>>25592656
Nah, it's fine. But just remember, I'm your ally.
>>25592729
>tfw keking a petty bitch with her only childhood friend
>>25592656
>"Starlight! That is NOT how I taught you to make friends. Now kiss and make up."
>>25592811
The only way that Anon can have a friend in Equestria is by forcing Starlight to be his friend
>>25592811
>With tounge Starlight.
>>25592656
>No hard feelings?
Nothing hard here but my dick.
Now come on, lets be friends.
>>25592884
>tfw you'd at least have one friend more than you have right now.
>she only talks to you when twilight is around to get Twi off her back
>>25592656
"Actually I came here to assassinate you."
>"Assassinate? But Princess Twilight forgave me."
"Eh Princess Twilight is young and has a lot to learn. I'd say "nothing personal" but I think you're a huge cunt, so it's kinda personal."
>>25592933
>tfw you'd be completely oblivious to that because you were happy to have a friend
>tfw you'd think she liked you as much as you liked her
>tfw you'd try to look out for her because she was the only one who wasn't mean to you
>>25592811
>That feeling when put on the spot like this.
>>25592974
It hurts anon.
>eventually she makes other friends and drops you
>twilight, pleased that she's improving forgets that you're all alone now.
>>25593067
You keep using "your" but you are very obviously just blogging. This is why no one likes you, everything you do has to be about yourself.
>>25592729
I want to have intense hatesex with her
>>25592933
"Happy birthday, Starlight!" you said to your favorite pony
>She didn't seem to notice you and kept walking
>You caught up, clutching her gift under your arm
>You'd scrounged up some cash and got her a book on magic
>Not just any book, it was an illegally-made copy of a 2700 year old book of "practical" magic
>Back when practical included being able to defend your village from dragons and shit
>It took weeks of bribing guards to let you into Celestia's archives to write down everything in that ancient tome
>After that you put it all into a nice hardback book for her
>You hoped she liked it
"Hey Starry, I got you something." you said as you caught up with her
>She continued to ignore you, maybe she didn't hear?
"Starry?"
>"Don't call me that, human."
"I got you a present for your birthday."
>She stopped and looked at the book with a mild interest
>"Maybe there's a spell in here to get you to leave me alone." she smirked
"Haha, I'd hope not."
>She put the book in her saddlebags and continued walking
>You followed
"So I was thinking we could go check out that new neighponnese restaurant later, I'll pay."
>Starlight didn't hear you
>Maybe you should've gotten her a hearing aid
>"Oh. I have plans with, uh... I think maybe Twilight. Sorry."
>Starlight disappeared in a flash
>It sure was nice having a friend here in Equestria, these ponies sure were mean
>But not Starry, she was one of the good ones
>>25593189
Ah, shit, we're going here?
This can only end badly.
>>25593121
No shit anon, you want a medal?
>>25593166
Requesting any existing hatesex green
>>25593189
Any person who'd stick around for that instead exploring an unknown world deserves to be shit on daily.
>>25593205
Another reason no one likes you, you get pissy at any kind of criticism.
>>25593238
not saying you're wrong. hell, I don't even like me.
>>25593274
A third reason no one likes you, you don't know when to drop something. You just keep cruising for pity.
>>25593208
seconded
>>25593189
and so its come full circle
she's gonna create an anon that travels back in time to fuck shit up because she did what sunburst did to her
>>25593189
>She left you standing in the street, teleporting off like that
>A stallion bumped into you and growled
>"Watch where you're going, asshole."
"Sorry."
>You should probably head home
>It was right around the block
>A short walk later left you at your shack's door
>Home sweet home
>It wasn't nearly as nice as some of the places you'd seen but it was what you could afford and it was pretty cozy with the furnishings you'd added
>You walked in and crashed on the couch which doubled as your bed
>You'd take a nap and then go for a sunset walk
>Maybe Starlight would want to come
>That'd be nice
>You pulled the blanket over you and slowly slipped into the self-loathing coma you'd later call a power nap
>When you woke up, the sun was setting, time for that walk
>A walk through the park would clear up your mind
>The dirt path led around a lake to your favorite secluded bench
>It was hidden in an alcove formed by a willow tree right on the lake's shore
>As you watched a group of ducks tread across the lake, you heard two familiar voices talking
>"Twilight, do I have to be friends with him? Isn't there anypony else?"
>"You know as well as I do that he doesn't have any friends. He really likes you, Star."
>"I don't care, I can't stand him. I'd rather go back to being in hiding than be his friend. See? Look at this, he got me some stupid spellbook for my birthday."
>"Oh right, happy birthday. But still, he obviously cares about you."
>"That doesn't matter, I couldn't care less about him, Twi. He's so... just weird. And annoying. And just too much to list."
>"Starlight, he got you this spellbook?"
>"Yeah, I didn't really do much more than glance at it."
>"Not everypony can be perfect, or even good. But I know Anon is really a nice creature without a friend in the world."
>"If he were really nice, he'd have friends. I swear, one day he's going to snap and murder somepony."
>The voices cut out as they finally walked out of earshot
>What do you even do with this?
>>25593505
Spend the night on the bench.
Do some serious thinking.
>>25593505
>anon's not important
>>25593505
snap and murder somepony
>>25593505
Now now man don't cut yourself on this edges.
>>25593505
If they see you, just walk away. Forever.
If they haven't seen you, just try to do one more nice thing before walking away forever. No one could ever say you didn't try.
>>25593223
This, honestly.
If life was that shit there I'd disappear into the Everfree.
Better to explore a few wonders and get brutally mauled to death than live as a pathetic husk of a man all my life.
>>25593505
>A snap of a twig brings your attention from the surface of the lake
>Starlight and Twilight walked into the alcove to sit on the bench
>Both are staring at you in shock
>"S-so, Anon, you alright. What are you doing out here." Twilight asks nervously
"Overhearing more than I'd wanted to."
>Starlight backs off a bit
>Your gaze travels back to the lake, the sun reflecting off of it
>"Are you alright?"
"I guess I should've seen it from a mile away. I was just happy to have a friend."
>"Anon..."
"My birthday was three months ago, I asked you and your friends if you'd join me out for dinner, I ate alone that night at a big, empty table."
>You turn towards Twiggy and Star
"I can't even be mad. I'm just disappointed that you kept it secret dor whatever reason."
>Starlight climbs up onto the bench next to you
>"Anon I'm sor-"
"You're sorry I heard what you said. If I annoy you so much, why don't you leave?"
>>25593630
they were there first why are you asking them to leave retard
>>25593640
Because Starlight sat on the bench, unwelcomed. Learn to read.
>>25593645
sorry
>>25593630
moar
>>25593630
Enter Starlight
>You didn't really like Anon but this was a whole different side of him
>What really unnerved you about this was his lack of emotion, almost like he already knew deep down
>Regardless, the next morning you didn't see him
>Nor that afternoon, lunch break was lonely without him
>Nor did you see him on the walk from work
>You passed by his shack to check up on him
>It was mostly empty
>The big furniture was around, but the small things were gone
>You slowly opened the door
>He left a note attached to the wall across from the door
>'I thought about it, I can't stay in a place where my friendship is a burden and my presence is a nuisance, I know when I'm not wanted. Onward to brighter horizons. ~Anonymous'
>You can't really say you miss him all that much in the end
>You didn't really care enough to go looking for him, either
>You found a few new friends and moved on
>>25592656
I perfectly understand.
I'll just rape you and be on my way.
>>25593713
You were there, tried your best to be a good friend.
No one cared.
You packed up and left.
No one cared then, either.
>>25593713
>I know when I'm not wanted.
Clearly not.
>>25593713
Whether he moved to a different city and found a friend, or got lost in the Everfree and died horribly, he at least did something.
>>25593713
>A couple years later you heard he was in the griffon kingdom
>Apparently he was teaching them about "spitting Adams" or something dumb like that
>Whatever hopefully he doesn't come back
>>25593810
Shit nigga, I'd go to griffonland just for the qt griffons and delicious meats.
>>25593810
>griffonstone goes from wasteland to irradiated wasteland
>>25593713
Fucking A
>>25593713
Realistic end.
>>25593713
>>25593713
m-moar?
>>25593713
Breddy gud. Can I get some other similar greens?
>>25592729
Aw, that's mean
>>25593988
>>25593962
the premise is pretty similar to the famous THE BURR story.
anon gets broken, packs up and leaves, although THE BURR focuses on what comes after more. and the ending is shit
http://pastebin.com/8BB4kmgm
>>25594020
BURR?
>>25594039
it's just a cute way to referring to the anon in the story i linked. read it and you'll find out
bamp
>>25592729
Thats comedy platinum
>>25592656
>>25592729
Holy shit!
>>25592729
Fucking fantastic!
>>25593713
all this buildup for nothing 5/10
>>25592729
>>25592955
>underrated post
>>25593713
>Next year, some awful thing attacks Equestria like usual.
>After 5 years of this shit, Twilight finally noticed a trend and was more or less prepared
>She waltzes into the Everfree with her friends and a few guards to find the source of this evil
>None of the beasts attack them though
>The timberwolves, manticores, cockatrices, and all the other vicious things that once fed on any pony who came through, just casually walked by them
>Eventually Twilight and co came to a little shack
>Can it even be called that? A 3-walled hut
>Inside is a very familiar face
"Anon?"
>"I used to wonder when you'd come and look for me. I gave up on that after the first month."
"What are you doing here?"
>A manticore walks by you and lays down next to him
>He starts stroking its fur, making it purr and close its eyes for sleep
>"Just chilling. You?"
"Anon get back, that thing is going to kill you!"
>"What? Psh, Jerry wouldn't do that. He's my bro. All these creatures are my friends, Twilight. The everfree is my home."
>>25596127
more
>>25596127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dghdom2w-VgAnon is a fucking Disney Princess...
>>25592656
You look up from your Time magazine as you sat on your Time Throne.
>"Can I please go from your Time Chamber now please Anon?"
You grimace, as you spin your finger in a counter clockwise motion.
>"What am I doing here? Who the hell are you?"
You go back to reading your Time Magazine.
Fucking Time Travelers, thinking there are no punitive consequences for fucking with something much grander than what they imagine.
>>25596127
MOARplease.
>>25597334
>>25592729
REKT!
>>25596127
"Friends? Anon, that's insane. They're just animals."
>"You'd be surprised how caring animals can be."
>He whistles, bringing three timberwolves over to himself from out of the forest
>"All they needed was a little love to become so much more than what they were. You know, you ponies could learn a thing or two from them."
"Is this about Starlight?"
>"No. I stopped caring about her after my second suicide attempt."
"Your what?"
>"I didn't even call them The timberwolves just came to me and used their sap to close my wounds. That's when I learned there was so much more to these creatures than what you'd led em to believe."
"Anon, you're crazy."
>"Maybe, but I'm crazy and surrounded by those who appreciate me as much as I appreciate them. I'm home, Twilight, and you're not welcome here."
>>25597794
you know, not to stump on your enthusiasm or anything but is starting to feel a little like a sonic OC fanfiction, if you get my meaning
>>25592656
It's not like I wanted to be friends with such a spiteful cunt anyway.
>>25592729
>Recklestia's birthday party
>Ever
>>25596127
>Anon becomes friends with monsters
>Because they are so much alike
>>25596127
Well, okay then.
I figured they'd find his skeleton sitting in the underbrush. This definitely works too.
>>25596127
Anon spend years learning to tame and domesticate the most fearsome beast Equestria can offer.How long till he tries to domesticate a pony?
>>25598140
I think you misread it Anon.
>>25593713
>Be Twilight
>It's been a while since Anon's disapearance
>honestly it eats you up a little inside that you couldn't mend a friendship with Anon, but you guess this is just another friendship lesson
>Some ponies just don't mesh well with humans
>You just hope wherever he is now is better
>Starlight is getting better albeit slowly
>then you get a letter from Celestia
>but that's wrong
>You only have a friendly exchange with Celestia on Tuesdays
>it'shappening.jpg
>After a quick panic attack you read the goddamn letter
>itisn'thappening.png
>Well, you guess it's for the better
>Celestia wants you to run a little errand for her, because tax payers money for the Royal guard wouldn't be a waste if they actually fucking did something
>Town's gone silent
>Bureaucrats gone oogie spoogy
>So it's up to you now, Twiglot sprigle and the rest of the Mane 6+1
Gonna eat dinner or some shit with my family. I'll try more later
>>25599303
>>25599070
Off you go
>>25599474
...No.
>>25599474
...why
>>25599494
>>25599549
i dont get it
>>25599272
>Be Bornagain Starlight
>Makin friends an shit
>Well sort of
>Still a douche but your working on it
>Now on the friendship express with your six aquaniends
>It's kinda awkward, but you're tryin
>passing through the arid desert to the edge of nowhere
>On a mission from Celly D in the sky herself
>Quick and easy
>Check out a town
>Ask question and what haps
>Giggle at the ghosties
>Candy in the bag
>Train though only takes you so far before you got to walk
><><><><Walk cycle><><><><><
>It's a while before you hit a hill with a large rock at the top
>below is a village
>well actually it's not just a village, it's your village
>your precious village where everything was perfectly tits
>triggered.gif
>They betrayed you in favor their-
>Shiet hold on Starlight, get a hold of yourself
>It's fine, it alright...
>Just gotta not...
>You sigh and walk with your friend down to the town
>Only now you get a good look at everything
>Cobwebs and tumbleweeds everywhere
>The place is dead and deserted
>Except for sound of rickety wood creeking every second
>You all approach the noise when you here a confident smirk
>"Well well well, look at what we got here"
>>25599761
No more peetzer for you, candy ass...
>>25599746
What the fuck happened here? Did the(I think?)monster destroy grammar itself?
>>25592656
"Well excuse me princess!"
>"Anon wait she didn't mean i-"
"I don't give a fuck Twilight Sporkle. If I wanted a prima donna with abandonment issues, I would stayed with that walking cum rag Lunatic.
>"What's a prima donna?" inquired Starlight.
>"Anon that's pretty mean. How were we suppose to know that Luna would become that attached?"
"Gee I don't know maybe letting her near a male that isn't mcfuck nuggets about royalty over a thousand years of solitude wasn't the best idea."
>"Wow, that sounds sad. To left in a state of wanting to mate to a male like him."
>"Stay out of this"
"Stay out of this."
>"Excuse me sir?"
"What?!"
>A lunar guard stands before you three.
>"Luna has requested to see you tonight."
"Fuck off! Can't you see I'm making friends?!"
>"It's nonnegotiable."
"Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America!"
>"This is Equestria. Now are you coming with me or am I going to have to restrain you?"
"Am I being detained?!"
>"What?"
"AM I BEING DETAINED?!"
>"Uh...Yes."
"That is bullshit I demand to speak to my la-"
>Twilight bashes him with a wooden plank on the head pulled from the ozone itself.
>"That should give you enough time. You should take him to the chariot before he wakes up."
>"Thank you for your assistance Princess of Friendship."
>"Anytime."
>The guard has dragged Anon's limp body on his magical chariot of darkness towards the Princess of frustration's castle.
>"...So, that was Anon." explained Twilight.
>"He seemed nice."
>>25599849
lol idk
>>25599746
>Oh know
>Not him
>You get a better glimpse of a rocking chair outside the town hall and see his smug mug
>Rainbow Dash was probablay about to say something stupid when you beat her to the punch
"What did you do to my town!?"
>"Yeah, what she said"
>Anon snickers to himself, contuning to rock in that stupid chair
>You walk up closer to him
"Hey, answer me"
>Yeah, answer her"
>"That's a lot of implying you did there"
>Twilight quirked a brow more curous then the others for the truth
>"Then what did happen?"
>Anon takes a deep breathe
>Then exhales
>"well, that story starts a long time ago..."
>Then takes another deep breath
>Then exhales
>Then leans back into his chair and inhales
>he leans and rocks his chair
>And then exhales
>You sit down
>Then inhales
>is he fucking serous?
>Then exhales
>you poke at a rock
>Then inhales
>The rest of your friends are watching anon with dull eyes
>Then you hear snoring
>Rarity rolls her eyes
>She uses her magic to tip the rocking chair over too hard
>"Gah fuck a mother
>Anon falls to the ground
>"Whoa what happened?"
>Rainbow Dash facehoofs
>"You were telling us what happened to the town"
>"oh yeah, sure, but how bout I fix you girls a little something to eat first.Girls must be starving"
"No Anon, we-"
***growll***
>All eyes were now on Applejack
>"What? I ain't ashamed of havin needs."
>"Well then, it sounds like I'll be making some chow. You girls come inside with me, and I'll make some soup sandwiches"
>There's collective groan
>>25599971
>soup sandwiches
>>25599955
>He seemed nice.
inb4 greentext about how she starts another shitstorm but for love to anon this time.
>>25600036
>>25592729
>hahaha you totally REKT a fictional character bro!
disappointing me /mlp/
>>25600585
Starlight pls go
>>25600036
>not being a badass chef
>>25599971
>The interior of the house was nothing special
>Only a small cabin with a kitchen and a main room
>There wasn't much need for a personal sanctuary when everypony was equal and had nothing to withhold from each other... except you of course
>You gathered at a dining table at the center of the shack with your friends and sat together
>Anon bustled over to the corner kitchen where a large pot was already sitting on the stove
>He flicked the light on and started opening random drawers and grabbing things at random
>The room was considerably spartan without all your posters preaching the benefits of being a good friend to others
>This is probably what caused Rarity to grimace after sitting up in her seat
>"Well isn't this just... cozy"
>"Well, I've been hoping to spruce up the place, but never really bothered when I have time. It's a shame I didn't ask, Miss Open Spaces to do something about it. She told me she had a knack for feng shui"
>Rainbow Dash narrowed her eyes
>"Yeah, what did happen to this Miss Open Spaces. That's a pretty big pot you've got their. Big enough to fit a pony or two."
>Pinkie gasps loudly "I know exactly what's going on"
>"He's an evil enchanter and he.... uh... does evil banters... and if you look into his eyes... ummm... hold on for second"
>Anon though just does one of his annoying hearty chuckle
>"Heh Heh Heh, ahhhh. No Pinkie, this is just my special leftover surprise"
>"With an extra helping of chunky ponies?"
>Anon lift pinkie off his head and out of his smiling face and gently sets her on the ground
>"No, no no. It's just soup. Now let me cook you some grub"
>Pinkie dragged her hooves over to her seat, while Twilight cleared her throat
>"Soo, of all places for you to leave Ponyville, I didn't expect you to end here."
>"Oh really, where would you have seen me more?"
>"I don't know. Maybe somewhere with more ponies."
>"Well, this place did have plenty of pony folks when I got here."
>>25599955
when anon comes back hes going to fuck all of twiggys holes raw for that
>>25599971
>***growll***
Really?
Really.
>>25599955
>tfw no yandere moon horse gf
>>25601132
really really
>>25600939
"So, what. happened?"
>You were practically simmering in your seat
>"Welp, it all started with a little town called Ponyville. Tried making friends there and looked to settle down. After it was made very clear to me, I was unwanted, I decided to head out."
>Your friends
>"Well, let's not be harsh, darling, nopony disliked you. You were a nice human, but... er... how do I say this..."
>"Yeah, it wus uhm... I dunno..."
>Anon gave a soft smile
>"Oh don't worry Rarity, I know we never clicked, nor you Applejack or you Rainbow Dash, or well anypony. But the one time I really tried, I thought I'd help a pony make another friend she might really need, but as at turned out, she was very apposed to me being her friend."
>Why do you feel like shit right now
>You shouldn't be feeling bad
>"She really didn't like me, so I thought I'd head on out so I don't cause her any more grief than she's already got. By the way, Glimmy, have you made anymore friends?"
>Ugh shit
>Twilight's rubbing the back of her head, but now the rest of your friend's easily put two and two together
>Now everypony was giving you a condescending look
>You just have to bear with it with a nervous smile
"Oh, I uh, started doing book talks with Colegate."
>"Well, that's nice. Oh and when you get back, be sure to help out that Derpy gal. She's a real nice gal, and if you'd give her a hoof, I'm sure she'd really appreciate it."
"Um sure, so you left Ponyville"
>"Yup, I left Ponyville and headed on a one way ticket to nowhere. And out in the desert I found this little old place here. Pony folk were happy and loved each other, but the place was falling apart. I came in and offered a hand, and well one thing became the next, and I was practically running the place."
"Really? They trusted you with the entire town"
>"Yup. These ponies were a different bunch I'll tell you that. They loved ponies, or well now, people who were different. Especially since I was different."
>>25597794
more?
>>25601159
>Well this is unexpected
>You weren't really onboard with the thought that Anon was a pony eating monster, but it made more since than this happening
>Pinkie piped up
>"So where are all the ponies now?"
>"They all left."
"Left?"
>"Yup"
"Where? Why?"
>"Well, after about a week, I started really talking to these ponies, and they were happy, but they weren't the settling type."
>"Say again?"
>Anon looked over at you
>"Starlight when you gathered all these ponies to this town, you gathered ponies who were young, and accepting and full of life. They had things they want to do. Places to go, horizons to seek. One 'dude' wanted to ski differant mountains, one girl wanted to start a bakery in Manehattan, one after another, they belonged somewhere else."
>"And so they just all left on their own"
>"They needed some encouragement, and I'm always happy to help a pony in need."
>He chuckles, before putting on some wierd impression
>"DO IT!!"
>He stands with his legs open and swings his arms down
>"JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!"
"Okay, okay we get it..."
>"YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??!! JUST, DO IT!!"
>Now he's pacing doing random squats
"Okay, we get it!"
>"heh, well, needless to say they all went chasing their dreams and eventually the rest were looking for better homes since the community just about dried"
>Anon was now cutting up bread loaves when Rainbow Dash tilted her head
>"If everypony's' gone, then why are you still here?"
>Anon was starting set out plates when he stopped
>"I don't know. I think I'm just tired."
>He goes back to setting up plates in the kitchen
>"Ever since I came to Equestria, I've always had less and less energy. It's always getting hardy to get out of bed. It's always a lot of work talking and chit chatting. I'm in my mid thirties, but I always feel like I came back from marathon."
>Twilight looks worried
>"Anon, are-"
>"This probably no 5 star meal, but I think it's my finest yet"
>>25601447
>Anon set down seven plates of bread bowl with tomato soup inside, squished into a sandwhich wide shape
>"Bon Appetit. If you need me, I'll be back in my chair. Feel free to serve yourself seconds."
>Everypony looks at Anon leave the house
>You shrug before going to your soup sandwich
>>25601447
>>"Ever since I came to Equestria, I've always had less and less energy. It's always getting hardy to get out of bed. It's always a lot of work talking and chit chatting. I'm in my mid thirties, but I always feel like I came back from marathon."
Anon is B12 deficient
>>25601539
anon is ded
>>25602141
2spoopy4me
>>25602175
Spoopy?
>>25602237
even if anon isn't dead,there's still a skeleton inside him
>>25592656
"I guess freedom to choose trukk over munkey is the right of all sentient beings....*Sigh*. Why do purple people always have to hate me?"
boop
>>25592729
Mah nigga you just got rekt!
>>25599971
>soup sandwiches
>>25601501
Alright, should I finish this? Does anyone care or should I go back to reading gender-bender mangas?
>>25604517
Nigga finish it
>>25604517
finish it
>>25604632
>>25604658
I'll write, I'll try to complete it, but I am most definitely going to make time for bros without dicks mangas.
>>25601501
>Soup sandwich was pretty alright
>You and the girls were eating away when Fluttershy spoke up
>"So Twilight what happens now?"
>Twilight finishes her bite, "well, I there's obviously no trouble here, so there's nothing keeping us here. We should definitely tell Celestia and Canterlot that there isn't a town here anymore. So we can leave whenever we want"
>Applejack looked out the front window
>Orange rays cascade over the arid desert leaving lingering warmth over the sand
>"Shoot, it's almost sundown, so no point in leaving now. We should hang around till tomorrow morning.”
>Fluttershy looked over to the bed by the back wall
>”I’m sure Anon will let us stay the night.”
>Twilight steps down from her seat
>”well then, it looks like we have a plan. We should be out of here by tomorrow. Sorry I dragged you all down here just for a little road trip.”
“Don’t worry Twilight. I actually appreciate this. It feels… well…”
>Twilight looks at you with concern
>”Starlight…”
“I’m fine. I’m actually, very… content. At least those ponies were happy.”
>tbqh you feel like shit
>The ponies really didn’t want to stay, and all it took was one chimping out to motivate ponies to seek the dreams you’ve apparently been holding them from
>shit mang
>You've got to take a minute to think on this one
>>25604517
You better finish
>>25605517
“Anon”
>Be book horse
>your sitting next to a rocking chair where a huge, green, hairless ape is choking himself in his sleep
>Or at least that’s what it sounds like
>Your suddenly reminded why the state paid for soundproof anon’s house
>You didn’t know anyone with snoring problems as bad as him
“Anon!”
>You still don’t reach him
>You start shaking his hand around
>”Arghh, get this hothead… yawwwww… out of here…”
“Anon wake up”
>”ugh”
>And with a groan the sleeping giant finally blinks his eyes
>He slowly stretches his arms and back up straight before slouching back down
>Finally he turns to you
>”Oh hey Twilight”
“Hi Anon, do you mind letting us stay in the town for the night?”
>He blinks before nodding his head
>”Sure sure. There’s actually the communes house where a couple beds are. Let help you put the sheets on the them.”
>He gets up and starts walking off the wooden porch scratching his back
>You follow alongside him at a slow pace
“Soo, how long were you here by yourself”
>”I think it’s been about two weeks”
“Two weeks? All by yourself!?”
>”Yup”
“Weren’t you lonely?”
>”You can bet your left ass cheek I was, but it gives me plenty of time to relax. It takes a lot of effort to do shit.”
>You think back to Ponyville
>It’s been three years since Anon’s arrived, and he’s been gone for about eight months
>Before he would always yell and jump, skip, hop
>He was always trying to be nice, but never meshed well
>He’d be cracking jokes about big guys, sexual innuendos, and very weird references
>sometimes just being a smarmy, witty asshole, but overall a nice guy
>But now, it’s pretty clear something’s wrong
>>25606566
>We enter a cabin across from Anon’s house
>He gestured his hand open in the air
>”Mi casa, su casa”
>You don’t understand, but smile along with it
>He opens the, apparently unlocked, door and eight small jail cells are lined the room
“You said this was the ‘communes house’”
>”Well it ain’t much a prison when all the cell doors are off the hinges”
>True to his word, the doors were gone only leaving a couple bars
“All the other houses are in disrepair, haven’t gotten to them yet, but here we got enough perfectly good beds”
>He walks over to the sheriff’s desk and take out a bunch of linens from under there
>You telekinetically take them from his arms and start laying them out on all the beds
>It only takes a second to make them look neat, before Anon suddenly leans on the desk
“Are you okay?”
>”I’m fine. I’m fine.”
>You are a Princess of Equestria
>You’re special talent is in magic and friendship
>You have three mother-fucking PhD’s
>And this nigga gonna say nothing’s wrong?
>Unless he grows some wings and gets crowned a princess that shit don’t fly here
>You roll your eyes and start a scanning spell
>Anon is surprisingly still and doesn’t resist at all, opting to sit down
>A scanning spell isn’t difficult or long, but Anon is a special case so you took your time
>What you found was well…. Not great
fuck I'm slow at writing
>>25606684
just keep at it, I'm enjoying this
>>25606684
>Something is definitely wrong
“Anon, you’re running out of magic”
>”Damn, looks like those coin tricks were just out of my level”
“No really Anon this is bad”
>”Twilight I don’t exactly cast spells”
“Yes, but just living is an act of magic. Not a lot, but it’s still a leak. And you aren’t getting enough back in to cover over that leak”
>Anon’s quiet for a while
>It’s a couple minutes of silence as you try to think of some solution for him
>Anon’s skin is resistant to most equestrian magic, but maybe there’s a zebra potion he can start to take from now on. Maybe if-
>”Alright”
>You snap out of your musing
“Alright?”
>”Yup, it’s okay. I probably already figured”
“But we have to do something. We can find a cure surely with the help of the Princesses and all of Canterlot-“
>”Twilight I really don’t care”
>He starts to stand up and dust himself off
“No, we have…”
>”No, we don’t.”
>He leans forward
>You start to speak when he uses a finger to shush you
>”Twilight I spent the better have of a year looking for my place in this world, and now I have, and I fulfilled that purpose. I’m done living out a life without any sort of contact. I’m done with walking in towns and ponies ignoring me, cowering before me, or just outright being disrespectful. I’m just glad that the last place I lived in had some actual individuals willing to get to know me enough to listen when I speak or respond when I call. Princesses already told me I have a snowflake’s chance in hell of going home. Without that I don’t have anypony to go to or anywhere to go.”
>He sighs and stands up tall
>”I’d rather be content making this my home then continues to be a disturbance to others who clearly don’t want me.”
>He starts walking for the door leaving you to think of some response
>He stops for a moment before he exits
>>25606782
>”Oh and uh, don’t tell the rest of the girls this. I don’t need them to get worried for my case”
>You bite you lip, but nod
>He smiles and waves, before walking over to his cabin
>Think Twilight think. You gotta come up with something
>>25606798
and then anon was found dead the next morning
okay end
>>25606869
not exactly
>>25606782
I liked this better when it was a simple feels story of Starlight shitting on Anon. Now it's all weird.
>>25606887
well its okay for everyone else since no one gave a shit about him anyways
>>25606969
I dunno man. I never planned shit. I just wrote and let it take me
>>25606798
>The way the moon was arranged that night was perfect
>The moonlight gave the small village ambiance of peace and comfort
>After a good meal and some ghost stories the girls went to their beds to rest for the hike back to the nearest town they had tommorow
>All the girls walked to their cells, except two
“So Twilight what did you have to tell me that you couldn’t infront of the girls?”
>Be Starlight Glimmer
>”Starlight, I have something very important you need to do.”
>Now you were suspicious
“What?”
>”Could you talk to Anon for a bit?”
“Why?”
>”Oh I just think he could use the company.”
“Okay, I guess.”
>”Just try talking about something he knows, like the human world.”
“Why don’t you just talk to him”
>”Well I’ve tried to talk to him, but everytime he just thinks he’s being a burden and doesn’t like to hear his own voice. When it’s you, he’s probably going to talk because he wants to be your friend”
>This was… very overly complicated, but makes sense
“Alright then. I guess I’ll go over there now.”
>”Thanks Starlight, this’ll mean a lot to Anon”
>You raise an eyebrow at the odd request and behavior, but Twilight wasn’t exactly a normal pony
>You sigh before turning and looking for the hairless ape
>It was a short walk to his cabin, but it looks like he doesn’t even bother sleeping in his bed. Instead he was wrapped in a heavy blanket on his rocking chair
“Anon, are you awake?”
>Please don’t say anything
>”Yup. I’m awake.”
>Fuck a bitch
“So, Me and the girls are leaving tommorow, but I just wanted to ask you something real quick before I go to bed.”
>”Shoot”
“What’s it like on earth?”
>He takes a long deep breath
>”If I’m going to tell you about life on Earth, you need to know a couple things”
>He hunches over on an arm of his chair
>”First, let me tell you about niggers”
>>25607070
>First, let me tell you about niggers
my sides, you owe me new ones
>>25607070
I can't figure out if you're trying to be funny or serious. I'm getting whiplash from all the tone changes going on
>>25607070
>”First, let me tell you about niggers”
that caught me off guard
>>25607070
>”First, let me tell you about niggers”
I can't keep reading this anymore.
I just laughed so hard all my family came to see why I waked all them up at 4AM.
>inb4 still living with his parents
the price I have to pay for enjoying the NEET life
>>25607179
I think that's supposed to be the point. All the ponies being annoyed by Anon's meme antics and shit.
>>25607070
Top lel
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>>25594020
>>25594039
DA BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Attention whore anon in this story is so miserable that i can't read it anymore, this shit is stupid
>>25607070
>The once blackened night was broken into glorious layers of purple hues retreating against the soft orange glow of the sun
>It was odd being a princess of equestria
>Physically speaking, you were capable of shattering though mountain
>Magically speaking, you were capable of burning oceans
>Intellectually speaking, you were a master of all areas of science and magic
>But here you were
>trapped
>your legs locked and your muscles didn't obey your command
>there was no harsher reality than that of a Monday morning
>Le_obese_feline.jpg
>Your try to shut your eyes again to run into the warm embrace of unconsciousness when you heard a murmur outside breaking your ticket back to a early morning nap
>You groan a low murmur
>You roll yourself off the bed and fall to your hooves
>The cold floor send shivers up your spine expel all sulking emotion from your body
>Slowly you walk out of the cabin, being sure not to wake any of your friends
>You walk outside to see Starlight and Anon both sitting outside their front deck covered in blankets still talking away
>You smile and approach them
>Hopefully this long talk will have made Anon realize he has a new friend and then he'll definitely come back to Ponyville with you
>You were confident Starlight, might get something out of Anon, but to be talkin-
>Wait, one goddamn second
>Is that a pot of coffee you smell?
>A smell almost as tantalizing as Celestia's bedroom in a heat season
>Your pace quickened over to the odd pair
>"And so then he built a giant wall."
>"And that solved everything?"
>"Everything that had to do with border”
>You call out to them
"Hey guys"
>"Morning Princess"
>"Hi Twilight"
"First-"
>"Coffee's inside, by the kitchen. We made that last pot, what, half an hour ago?"
>"That sounds right"
>You don't miss a beat and head stair for the liquid gold in the kitchen
>One cup later and you're ready to kill the day
>You come back out to see Anon yawning very loudly
>>25607809
>“And that’s it? He just made America great again”
>”Yup just like that”
>”Really?”
>”Not really. We just like to say he did.”
“So you two were up all night?”
>”Yeah. I was just telling Glimmy about Earth.”
“Really? You. Talking all night?”
>”Hey, not my fault, I just wanted to go to bed, when she kept asking more and more about races and shit.”
>”It’s all actually pretty interesting. Not the part about dindus getting shot, but the equal rights and that culture, and just everything is so in flux and-”
>Anon waves off a hand in disinterest
>”Yeah it sure is something, but it never turns out well getting to involved. I just know this shit.
>”But those poor underprivileged-“
>”Ab bah bah bup bup, I don’t want to get into it this early in the morning”
>”But it’s easy if we just-
>”So Twilight what’s the plan for the girls? You heading out later this morning”
“Well, I don’t know. If you want we can wait, and you can join us after a nap.”
>Anon goes silent
>After a second though he starts humming
>he leans back in his chair and rocks himself for half a minute
>Starlight starts to yawn
>”Well, I don’t know about you two, but I’m going to catch up on some sleep”
“Alright, we’ll catch you later”
>”See ya”
>>25592729
>>25607817
>Now alone with Anon, he stops humming and rocking, letting silence hang over the area
>”Twilight, I’m not ready to leave just yet.”
“It’s okay, we can leave tomorrow”
>”I don’t need a day. I need some time-“
“You don’t have time”
>”…”
“…”
>”Come back in a week and I’ll be ready. I imagine you girls have a lot of things to do. Applejack has a family. Rarity has a little girl-”
“Sister actually”
>”Family all the same. You girls can’t stay a week, but I need a week. Come back then and I’ll be good to go”
>You bite your lip
“Please, Anon, just come now an-“
>”Twilight, it’s hard to lose a home, no matter how shit it is. I’ve already been ripped from my planet, and now this town. Nope. It’s just too close to me to just up and leave”
>Your heart pounds hard as the hair pricknick at the back of your neck
“You promise, you’ll be okay by then”
>”Of course”
Alright, kill or not kill?
>>25607829 Not kill
>>25607829
You decide, it's your story.
>>25592729
FATALITY
>>25607070
>first let me tell you about niggers
My sides have ascended to valhalla
>>25607829
>>25607947
FINISH HIM
>>25607817
>Trump building the wall on the mexican border
Glorious
>>25607070
>niggers
You can't just pull that shit anon. My sides are gone.
>>25607829
Let's see this through the end. As for kill, go with your gut.
>>25607829
Forenote: Shake me up a bit, and put a hoof to my neck to check for a pulse before reading this
Dear Twilight,
It is regrettable that I might not keep my promise. I am sorry, but don’t regret my course of action. I would like to thank you though for the opportunity to extending my stay on Equestria, but I am still very content with how things are. It is comforting though, that in my final days I had the last days I got to share it with others, albeit I would have prefer friends and family, but that is no shortcoming of any of you or your friends, especially from Starlight Glimmer.
The fact we have never been friends in the past is unfortunate, but not the fault of you or I. This goes for all of your friends, as well as the ponies of Ponyville, and the citizens of Baltimare and the Equestrian TSA and the IRS, and etc and so forth. The only one I can blame for my lack of friendship is my circumstances of time and place as well as myself, where my already lacking social skills and very foreign concepts are lost completely on anyone I talk to, with the exception of the extremely eccentric ponies of Equalville.
Maybe if we tried again. If we did it all over, just maybe we had a chance to be good neighbors, hang out at places, or maybe even save the entire world. But that’s not the case. Though who knows what death will bring me, we might meet sometime again.
Sincerely
-Anonymous
P.S. Don’t look in my trunk under the bed. Just don’t.
>”Twilight what are you reading?”
“Oh nothing, Spike”
>You sigh heavily as you place the letter into your scrapbook of all your friendship lessons
“Just a letter from... an old friend”
>>25608304
Alright sorry about the fake choice. I wanted to do it, but then I just went with my gut. Plus it was the only way to keep things clean and end well
So did I do good? Thoughts? Notes? Critiques?
we need more clop of this rainbow dash
>>25608304
Yeah, I figured he would die.
>>25608313
You did very good. This was the ending it needed in my opinion.
The last line is a little ehhhh Twi's response and reaction don't really fit.
But that's literally my only complaint. Very good read.
>>25608304
no reaction from starlight?
>>25608344
Yeah, I think it was pretty obvous, so i tried to take it in stride and work well with what I gave it
>>25608361
Alright I tweaked it just a bit. Don't know any real good way to give it anymore lasting impact to tie it all together
>>25608441
Ehh, didn't feel like hamfisting her into the ending. I kept it out, but I imagine Twilight returning on her own and just telling her friends that Anon moved on elsewhere. Most of her friends take the hint and move on.
I felt more able to relate this to a Twilight friendship problem than a place for Starlight Glimmer character growth. I'd like to say I used her well enough, but honestly I was in the dark on how to properly use her. So that also made it harder.
Thanks all for reading and enjoying. Again, more critiques or comments are more than welcomed so I can git good or maybe gooder.
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