"Anon, please, I know we're dating, but could you please STOP drawing penises in my sketchbook? I'm really trying to focus, but the last time I tried sewing something I accidentally embroidered a penis into the dress I was making."
>>25567893
But penises make everything better.
>>25567893
it's like you have no sense of humor.
>>25567893
How do you fucking know if it's not Sweetie Belle or whatever? For fuck's sake I didn't even know you had a sketchbook and...wait, we're dating now?
>>25567893
...Did you keep that dress?
>>25567893
I knew it! You do think of dicks other than mine! You whore!
>...
So, are we still on for our movie date?
>>25567893
"But Rarity, don't you get it?!"
>the dressmaker looks at you confused
"Instead of an embroidery, what if you sew together a... plush penis?"
>"...B-Beg pardon?"
"But wait, there's more!"
>you take her sketchbook and start drawing dicks, again.
>this time with them all on different hats
"Now what if, we take these plush penises and sew them onto hats?"
>"Why on earth would I do THAT!?"
"Hear me out, Rar. Just imagine, if we made this exclusively available online, thousands of sick freaks and down-right weirdos would want one! It's the perfect strategy!"
>"Why though?"
"Why? WHY?! Because I know of a great website full of users who have these exact depraved, sickening thoughts. People who when they see this... 'penis-hat', say 'Oh man, I gotta get one of those! It perfectly reflects my views on today's society!'. And her name... is...4Chan!"
>Rarity then kicks you out of her boutique and threatens you with a restraining order if you ever come back.
>yfw
>>25568040
We're still dating though, right?
>>25568040
Its okay Anon.
We will help you to make your girlfriend to understand the wonders of the dick.
>>25568040
"Wow it could of been a great investment"
>You sigh.
"She must be trippin if she thinks I'm stopping here"
>You stand up and brush yourself off.
"Penishats will be the next big thing!"
>>25567893
"I'm sorry, babe...but you have to admit, it's kinda funny you stitched a penis into your dress...so, tell me did your client like the dress?"
>You snicker, Rarity keeps her annoyed face, but you can see she found it entertaining to some degree.
"It's not funny when I waste fabric like that, I do have to pay for it you know?"
>You smirked.
"Oh, fine...C'mon, I'll buy you a new bolt of fabric right now to make up for it, the mall is where you usually get your supplies?"
>Rarity's scowl turned to a smile.
"Not usually, I purchase my fabric in bulk... but whatever...it's a date."
>Rarity gave you a hug and grabbed your hand as you walked to the mall.
>Rarity may be rather persnickety, but she had a heart of gold.
>And there's no one else you'd rather experience life with.
>>25567893
Yes, but you sold it.
>>25568569
>Rarity sells a dress with an embroidered penis on it.
>it becomes a HUGE fad
>She gets tons of orders to stitch dicks into things.
>Rarity has no clue what the fuck is going on after a few weeks of everyone having dicks on their clothing.
>>25568696
This would be entertaining as fuck
>>25567893
>accidentally embroidered a penis
>accidentally
kek
>>25569795
you can do that you know.
>>25567893
Did....did it make the dress look better?
>>25567893
>I accidentally embroidered a penis into the dress I was making
I remember. That was the most awkward trip to the hospital ever.
>>25568040
Reminds me of that pretty patties episode
>>25571130
Fuck now I want a green of this
