>>25564544
Jokes on you! I know how to switch minds with someone!

>>25564544
good, now my virginity is impregnable

>>25564544
Thanks Can't dance, I was planning on dying a virgin anyways.

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>>25564544
You have guaranteed me terrible, powerful wizard powers you FOOLISH ALICORN.

>>25564544
>"Alright Cadence"
>Take train to Ponyville
>Go to Zecora's hut
>Use sex change potion
>Chastity cage naturally falls off
>Wait for the potion to wears off
>Take train back to the Crystal Empire
>Proceed to fuck Shining Armor and then to rape Cadence

>>25564708
> thinks a chastity cage put on by the ALICORN of LOVE gives a shit about your genger

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>princess of love
>forced chastity
does not compute

try again op

>>25564544
good, now my ascension to wizard will be unstoppable.

You just taped two hay crackers to my dick
>Yes I did
You know they'll just break apart when I get hard
>But then the pointy shards of cracker will scrape along your hot monkey dick
You tried this one Shining didn't you
>Maybe
Cadence I'm not Shining
>Well obviously
That means I'm not a fucking pussy in bed
>Oh.....

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>>25564544
>Unleashing the powers of a wizard