>"Ah dare you to prove me the existence of things better than apples. I'll even eat my hat if you do, because you can't!"
Nutriciously speaking, apples aren't as good as meat or vegetables, at least for us humans.
So there's that.
>>25564096
i prefer fridays
>>25564096
Apple juice.
>>25564096
Your hat
>>25564096
Sex
I dare YOU to prove an orgasm is worse than eating an apple
>>25564136
>"Nonsense, an Apple diet is all you need!"
>>25564155
>"You can eat Apples any day of the week!"
>>25564156
>"Counts as an apple, sugarcube."
>>>25564158
>"My hat is pretty great but not as great as apples."
>>25564096
I like water with my fruits, not something that looks like it's rotten after a minute out in the open.
>>25564185
Pears
>>25564096My dick
>>25564096
>whats better than apples
MORE APPLES
>>25564185
Water. Apples need water to grow. Water is needed by every living thing.
>>25564185
FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID APPLES
SALT SPHERE
>>25564096
Two Words: Florida Oranges
>>25564184
>"Can't eat an orgasm, believe me. You can do many things with apples, although."
>>25564190
>"Nobody is taking your water, sugarcube. As for rotten, well, you need to learn to cook them, that's all."
>>25564208
>>25564223
>"That's like saying fertilizer is better than apples, schmuck."
>>25564219
>"Ah like you, sugarcube. The only trustworthy answer so far."
>>25564096You
>>25564096
Mm. So you're a bitch. That doesnt like bananas.
>>25564185
But without protein from meat I will die. Therefore meat is better than apples.
Also pears are better.
>>25564268
smooth as fuckwrong as fuck too
>>25564096
Oh, I don't know, how about the existence ofyour sister?
>>25564303
>AJ must choose between a single apple and her sister
>"S-sorry sis, ah I wish it didn't have to be this way..."
>>25564295
>"Ponies been pretty alright so far without meat, especially the Apple family. Sure you'd manage if you wanted to."
>>25564268
>>25564268
>implying applejack wouldn't sacrifice herself for the well-being of apples
>>25564096
*holds up mirror*
She's right there. Have a look.
>>25564310
>ah I wish it didn't have to be this way..."
STANDING HERE
Well considering gustatory perception is a sensation created by chemicals reacting with taste receptors in your mouth which change and fade over time and are entirely dependent on the physique of an individual person and their DNA coupled with their upbringing and development during childhood one cannot prove the superiority of the taste of apples because it is completely subjective even among the same person at different ages.
The same goes for the physical appearance of an apple that may be more attractive to one person than to another based on personal preferences.
If we're only look at economic impact we can actually compare numbers and the banana has the apple beat.
Doubles?
>>25564398
>"Economic impact? What spoiled juice you've been drinking, Twilight? I've yet to see a banana vendor in Ponyville."
>25564440
>>25564398
TWILIGHT SPARKLE IS A FAT PONY
>>25564432
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON
BEEEEYYYAAAAAAAAAATCH
>>25564432
You know there are more places on this planet than Ponyville, right? Do we even have more than 50 inhabitants?
>>25564266
Fertilizer is better than Apples though, cause it can make more things grow, just like water. You're only proving my point applehorse. If there were a manure-jack instead, she'd be less shitty a character than you. Oh, and what's your retort? That this is bull shit? Because it is. Bull shit is better than apples, because it has more uses.
>>25564477
I fucking got it check those double dubs
>>25564496
>using photon
>capping your own shitty post
newfag alert
>>25564477
Who just broke reality...?
>>25564490
>"Nah, Apples are still better."
>>25564490
apples btfo
>>25564523
And your evidence?
>>25564535
>"You can't eat fertiziler but you can shit after-apples."
>>25564559
But if Apples were erased forever, how bad would that be for the planet as a whole?
Magicsnort snort
>>25564559
>You can't eat fertiziler
Uhh yes you can. You specifically ASKED me to last week, remember?
>>25564477
how?
>>25564593
>"The natural cycle of apples, sugarcube! Glad we agree."
>>25564611
>"Ah asked if you had your nose in it, Twilight! Not if you...Oh Celestia, you didn't?"
>>25564096
Well let me ask you this, AJ. Which are better? Apples? Or the Apple family?
>>25564630
What about apple seeds? You can't have apples without apple seeds?
In fact, I bet you don't even know which one came first.
And you call yourself an Apple...disgusting
>>25564630
what about your friends and family? surely you don't put prescience on apples over your loved onesd-do you?
>>25564096
>>25564096
Better in what way? Better nutritionally? Better in taste?
>>25564096AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>25564665
>"We are apples to the core, sugarcube."
>>25564703
>"Apples were a gift to ponykind you know, from the first appletree came the seeds!"
>>25564707
>"Ah wouldn't be here if it wasn't for apples, neither would Ponyville! Mah friends are great, truly, but Apples are just slightly better."
>>25564721
>"Looks like something from Everfree, Zecora."
>>25564728
>"Just, better."
>>25564477
WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!
>>25564096
This could be either heaven or hell, depending on how you look at it.
>>25564096
Are apples better than the ability to appreciate apples? Can you imagine a world with apples in it but where you didn't care? Think how bad that would be.
>>25564096
Water because without it you could not keep yourself hydrated or grow any crops / Apples in the first place.
>>25564096
Are apples better than bits? You sell apples for bits, so clearly you want bits more than the apples you are trading them for.
After all, you wouldn't trade a million of your bits for one apple, would you? So a million bits is worth more to you than one apple. Doesn't that show that other things can be better than apples in sufficient quantities?
>>25564096
pineapples
you can eat it with pizza
Hey this is a bit off topic and I didn't want to shit up the board with a new thread for this, but I'm fucking curious. Did anyone catch >25555555? I wanna see what it was.
>>25564864
it was equality wins
>>25564860
You can put apples on pizza
>>25564864
yeah. I did.
>>25555555
>>25564878
Is it any good?
>>25564878
but it tastes better with pinapples
>>25564823
>"Ah need bits to grow more apples, to expand the Orchard. Ah'm not very good with this but Granny Smith can explain better. I mean, I'm sharing apples with my friends or selling them so that all the world can enjoy the best thing in Equestria. Zap Apples go for quick a summ, actually, ah'm sure we could if we wanted, but we don't."
>>25564799
>>25564779
>"Alright you two, ah can appreciate those answers. Tasting the juicy sweet sensation of apples is the only thing better than apples. Ah'm sure I'd be able to grow apples without water but, fine."
>>25564903
You still never replied to my obviously correct answer.
Florida Oranges are better than apples, eat your hat!
>>25564477
Impressive.
>>25564096
One thing better than apples?
You, sugarcube
>>25564096
you, you are the most beautiful creature in the existence, your long blonde hair, your cute green eyes and your personality makes you the best pony ever.
>>25564918
>"Ah don't know any Floridas, and I'm sure she's a nice mare, but trust me, ah know the difference between oranges and apples more than any pony. And apples are the best."
>>25564924
>>25564935
Sugar is way better than apples
>>25564096
yo anus
Pussy
One thing better than apples eh... How about...Apple flavoured sugarcubes!
>>25564941
If you had ever tasted a Florida Orange you'd know why they are better than apples.
>>25564096
you are not real
I like apples probably more than most, but raspberries are the best fruit.
fight me
>>25564096
Hermann Fegelein
>>25564096
Celestia.
>>25564985
Neither are you.
Everyone in this thread is saying "Water!" "Fetilizer!" etc.
why not the fucking sun? It makes the enjoyment of apples possible in more ways than just one.
apples could not even be enjoyed if the sun didn't exist.
>>25565006
keksimus maximus, autism detected
>>25564998
you're goddamn right
>>25564998
>>25564998
true
>>25565021
Did someone say my name?!
Centurion Keksimus Maximus reporting! Vires et honestas!
>>25564998
>Died like a noob.
>>25564096
Grapes.
>>25564998
i may be, but not like Applejack
>>25564998
kek
>>25565014
>Nobody responds to Celestia.
>>25565088
i never thinked someone calling my name, kek
>>25565090
Fuck off Luna! or do I have to go to the moon and get all those kinky sex tapes you made with those aliens!
>>25565097
Heil Fegelein
>>25564941
Fegelein is better than you, you filthy bitch
>>25565125
>>25564155
>Mfw this thread was a few hours ago
>Mfw people are already meme-abusing it
>>25564096
*unzips dick*
Well... This thread just got shit upon by meme spouting twelve year olds.
>>25565125
>"But is he better than apples? No. Of course not."
>>25565173
DON'T DARE TO INSULT THE FUHRER! APPLES AND YOU ARE SHIT IN CONFRONT OF FEGELEIN!
>>25565173
YOU INSULTED THE FUHRER! He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer than eat an apple,
>>25565242
that's not true
>>25565242
Yep... This thread is full of twelve year olds.
>>25565242
>avgn meme
>>25564477
>>25565125
>>25565201
>>25565242
is this my fandom?
Bend over ( ._.)
I'll make you fell better then an apple could.
>>25564096
Orange
>>25564096
Fegelein's cock, if you don't believe, try it
>>25565314
Further prove.
>>25565327
>>25564096
try it girl, my cock is big and long
Was a fun thread.
I found this funny
