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>"You know, it wouldn't kill you to be a little less cynical ever once in a while."
>>25560834
Fuck you sparkle, you're going to die alone.
So sorry miss perfect purple pony princess.
>>25560834
Cynical? Far from it. I'm a bit offended you'd even think that of me, Twi.
I'm a product of my world. A world full of morons and corrupt assholes
>>25560834
It wouldnt kill you to be less annoying either. And you dont see me bothering you about it
ITT: Hasdrones are angry /v/ rejects
When optimists are wrong it can be disappointing, unpleasant, sometimes even a betrayal.
When cynics are wrong it is a pleasant surprise.
>>25560834
Wouldn't it? I don't know, I'm going to need to see some hard evidence of that before I believe it, Twilight, if that's even your real name.
>>25560846
And a virgin!
>>25560834
And it wouldn't kill you to sneak into my bed at night and molest me in my sleep but we can't have the things we want can we?
>>25560895
And thats how you slam a purple horse
>>25560834
I'm not cynical, I'm conservative.
You're an expert in human biology now? You don't know WHAT could potentially kill me. I could die if I eat a piece of chocolate, like dogs. You don't KNOW, man!
I used to be a optimist, but I have given up hoping for the best. I'd rather learn to be content with disappointment and failure than continuously hurt by it.
>>25560834
But the jews!
>>25561482
More pleasant than an optimist being right?
>>25562105
Yes, because then you tell the cynic "I told you so". It's more pleasing to prove someone wrong than to agree that they're right.
Shut up, Purple Stupid.
>>25560834
but that's what the reptilians want me to do
>>25560834
This coming from The Creator of a Homunculus that runs solely on the power of Sarcasm and Children's Tears.
Truly, my Creator. Your wisdom shows no bounds.
>>25560834
It literally would.
>>25560834
Yea, whatever. You'd probably just find some other thing to bitch about anyway...
>>25561806
That's not being cynical, that's just being in touch with reality.
>>25560834
That's not funny Twi, my dad died that way.
>>25560834
But i prefer the cute and naive approach.
