>"Anonymous is it? Haha... I know what you desire, boy."
>"That faraway land, the one you've always dreamt of, so far from your grasp."
>"I've been know to work some miracles, boy. Let me take you there. Ain't no place I've never been, as the world is one river."
>"Now I know what you're thinking, too good to be true. And yes there is one small little price. I got some tastes that ain't easily satisfied... Nobody's got a seat for me at their table, they never want to let me in, sate my hunger for just a second."
>"Why don't you let me in?"
>>25560782
Who are you quoting?
> why don't you let me in?
-unzips dick-
go ahead.
>>25560782
Are.... are you asking for sex?
>>25560808
>>25560809
God damn it.
>>25560782
Nobody's gonna trust you after what you did to Tobias and evelynn
Is this Magic the Gathering or some shit?
>>25560866
League of Legends
Sure dude whadaya need? Souls?, blood sacrifices?
>>25560884
>MOBA shit
>>25560884
>not a huge-titted chick wearing barely any clothing
>not a design trying to hard to be cute
>not furbait
bullshit, that's not a league character
>>25560782
>"Can u carry me from this bind?
"Boy The universe is one big river and im it's King"
"Aint no place i have been, aint no place i cant go again"
"And the price is a miniscule thing, see i got a hunger that aint easily feed, so i need men like yourself to deliver the finest ingridient's they can offer"
>"This bargain seem's too easy a price" anonymous thought
>"If you are offering a ticket" Anonnymous said
>"That's a deal i will take"
>And before another word was spoke the monster snap him up and fleed to a far away
land anonymous was conveyed.
>At a palace of Canterlot anonymous was left
>Year's pass and love anonymous found, his bride? A princess, and the wedding? Non would miss...
>>25560808
>>25560952
>Not knowing about Tahm 'bench the' Kench
>Has a TF ult where he can take other players with him
>32% max hp base damage on his W
>recovers 40% of the damage he takes in mundo ult speed regeneration
>has a shield that can effectively double his health
>auto attacks and spell damage scale from max hp
>>25560952
>Still stuck in season 3
Bruh, we all moved on.
am i the only one wanting a green of this? i mean tahm is fucking awesome xD
>>25561850
>xD
LoLfags, everybody
>>25560782
I have always thought of tahm being jewish
>>25561866
since when is 4chan any different then lol community?
