>"Well would you look who finally came out of the shower"
>"What in Equestria do you keep doing in there anonymous? That water was running for well over half an hour."
Fuck you, filthy mud horse.
Some of us believe in cleanliness.
>>25558126
Wankin'. Got a problem with that?
>>25558126
I don't like showers so I had to coax mtself into it. I told you I wanted a bath.
>>25558126
I space out a lot in the shower.
I need to stop thinking about things and moping while in there.
>>25558126
I was only in there for about 30 minutes
>anon then realized he never turned the water off
>>25558126
Contemplating the enormity of the universe and the insignificance of man
Activate the haymaker!
>>25558126
Really OP? Rarity of all ponies. What it like to fuck up before you even touch the keyboard.
You dumb fag-assed retard, sitting on your throne of dicks eating the cum of ugly niggers, praying to whatever god's that are cursed with your worship, that once, JUST ONCE the shit will come out of your butt. Instead of your mouth.
>>25558476
nigga say wut?
>>25558126
>being able to jerk off in the shower
>>25558476
Have all my keks anon.
>>25558523
I take it you don't have a massage showerhead.
>>25558523
this post is pure jealousy
Whenever I cum in the shower, inevitably the shower floor becomes coated in a thin sticky film of jizz no matter how hard I try to aim for the drain. Which is why I don't jack off in the shower anymore.
>>25558572
same, but it comes off with enough water and soap
>>25558523
>turn on shower to drown out noise
>fap for 25 minutes looking at porn while sitting on toilet
>shower for 5 min
>>25558126
Horses make me sniffle and cough and hack. I need a good steam to start my day, otherwise I'm miserable and sound like a frog. Do you want that Rarity? Do you want someone who sounds like a frog to be in your house?
>>25558558
im not jealous i just can't understand how
>>25558662
are you saying you dont want to sound french?
>>25558662
If this isn't a reference, you have an enjoyably quirky sense of humor.
>>25558572
I can aim.
>>25558672
I've already learned all the french I need to know.Allahu Akbar!
>>25558679
Y-you too.
>>25558126
Uh, how about the fact that your showers are fucking tiny? I mean, with such a tiny soap bar, not enough space, and hardly enough water hitting on me, showering goes from being relaxing to claustrophobic. And when I get the fuck out, I have to use these tiny fucking towels that are smaller than a goddam washcloth, and then dry my ENTIRE BODY WITH IT. I'd take a bath in a tub, but I then realize that my human body would probably shatter the damn thing, let alone barely contain me. I'd use a fucking hose to bathe, too...but nooooo--even the hoses are FUCKING TINY. I literally have no fucking way to bathe efficiently other than cram myself into this tiny shower EVERY FUCKING MORNING. And don't get me fucking started on what it's like when I have to fucking rush. The fact that I make sure to not smell despite the struggles I must endure every morning should make you fucking greatful. Hell, it's a fucking miracle I did this in only 30 fucking minutes. So next time you complain, why don't you think of my side of it, and be thankful I remain clean for you ponies. Fuck. You.
>>25558911
The most realistic answer.
>>25558126
>You wrap your arms around Rarity, her body jumping slightly at the unexpected contact.
>A quiet sigh escapes your lips as you bring them to her ear.
"I don't question just what the fuck you do in the shower yourself Rarity. And I've seen your toy by the way, that fucking thing is as big as my leg and as thick as a large tree branch."
>You release the white mare and enjoy the shocked look on her face.
"And furthermore I don't take as long as you do."
>The rustling of her newspaper accompanies the gentle smack from the friendly pat you give her backside, a small little post-it note that read "kick me." now resting on her lower back.
>A single thought came to mind as you opened the front door and took a step out.
>I'm off to a good start today.
>>25558649
Oh look, my routine
>>25558649
>>25559245
My niggas
