>see Spike flirting with your waifu
>wat do?
>>25557808
Rape him and my waifu.
>>25557808
Flirt with him instead.
>>25557808
have sex with both of them.
>>25557808
/a/pply wisdom.
think "this is what I deserve for going outside", then go home and cry
>>25557808
>cocking a double barrel
>>25557903
Fuck wrong pic
You want these hands, Spike?
>>25557913
>"Well i've never had human before... Sure why not?"
>>25557808
nothing
little faggot has proved time and time again that he can't get anywhere with women.
>>25557808
>>25557808
Cum in his eyes
>implying any mare would take him seriously
It's cute if anything
>>25557808
let him, because he's not real nor is my waifu...
>>25557808
I would wring his neck and burn his guts that have spilled out and tan his skin and where his leftove skin as clothing
>>25557808
His game is probably better than mine anyway, so we'll see how far experience gets me
>>25557808
Let myself get keked.
>>25558002
I was actually offering to jerk you off.
>>25558031
This.
He's never gonna get with Rarity, is he? I feel bad for him.
>>25558002
Awesome. Thanks, little dude.
You want 'em raw, cooked, or...?
ITT: Waiting for the Rararafag that says "absolutely nothing has changed"
>>25558589
Well it's not like they're wrong.
Nothing. He deserves her more than me.
>>25558142
>wanting to be kukked by worst dragonmahnigger
>>25557808
I'd consider telling him he's a little too young for her, then realise that so am I.
>>25557808
Fieldgoal kick his ass the fuck away from my waifu.
>>25557808
Ask him if he is blind because he isn't firting with rarity
>>25559001
Flirting*
Fucking shit teir iphone keyboard
>>25559001
>it's a Spike's gone blind but too embarrassed to tell anypony so he pretends he can see while accidentally getting into blind shenanigans episode
>>25557808
Nigga why the fuck you flirting with a fucking piece of empty air?
Beat his asssssss up like a real hood nigga
>>25557808
Shove my quantum harmonize 'er up his photonic resonation chamber
>>25557808
You have to play this smart, you don't want anyone to know you murdered his ass. Here's what you gotta do, you have to take him to the mud pits from season 1 during the hydra attack. After he is there he wonders
>What are we doing here Anon?
Then you push him over and hold his head in the mud till he dies. The clean up is easy he just sinks into the mud never to be seen again, or the hydra eats him.
>>25559228
"Spikey, listen, listen up *buurp* spikey, You gotta listen. Are you, are you listening you little *buurp* little idiot? Alright, alright good. If I ever, spikey, if I ever catch you flirting with [pony] ahain, you know, *buurp* you know what I'll do, spikey?"
>"Well, uh, geez anon I dunno, what'll you do?"
"I'll *buurp* shove my quantum harmonizer so far up *buurp* up your ass that you'll be breathing out solar flares and *buurp* and shitting multiverses, you get me? And that, that shit is painful, lemme tell ya. I once, I once stuck my dick in it on a dare, and I, like, I had to get a testicle removed be*buup*cause I was shooting stars out every time I took a, took a piss. You hear me?"
>>25559228
Yeah, up yours too buddy.
>>25557808
>>25557808
Remind him he is a kid and that the probability of anything coming from it is near 0. Then take him to get ice cream after breaking his poor childhood.
>>25559228
But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?
>>25557808
Tell that little shit to go continue to be pussy whipped by Rarity. I'M going to be the only one who is pussy whipped by Fluttershy.
laugh uncontrollably
>>25562138
why would you do that? spike has feelings too.
>>25557808
Nothing, he'll trip his own self up beyond fixing and then I will just simply walk up and make myself a "lesser of two evils" alternative.
