"I'm trying to bulk up for Rarity, Anon. What do I do?"
squatz + oats
>>25557429
Work your anus muscles on my dick.
>>25557442
Green of Bulk Biceps becoming Spike's personal trainer?
>>25557429
Tell her to bend over.
Come back with results.... if you can still even walk.
>>25557429
You are a fucking kid.
You´ll only get fat.
>>25557429
you run and ill chase you with a cattle prod.
>>25557429
"Spike do I look like a reptile man to you?"
"Can dragons even get ripped?"
>>25557429
Puberty probably wouldn't hurt
OP spike being a faggot
>>25557429
iirc you just need to get greedy
>>25557445
Why the hell do I always come back to this fucking board?
>>25557445
That is what the Spartans did to train young pupils. They thought their strength passed on that way.
>>25557429
>implying anon knows how to bulk up
>>25557429
>>25558039
>implying you ever left
>>25558089
He said "bulk".
He said nothing about the bulk being composed of muscle.
>>25557429
The answer's simple:
Quit while you're ahead.
>>25557429
You'll want 1 gram of protein for each pound you weigh. For reference, an ounce of milk is about 1g of protein. Now since you've probably never worked out in your life, you'll need to do basic exercises to get your muscles used to the strain. Doing that alone will give you some nice tone. Also, ease up on the sweets. Now I know how hard they are to give up, but at least cut back some. And dont forget the tunes. Get some nice beats going to get you PUMPED.
>>25558116
But... But I don't wanna stay here forever...
>>25558115
"Every day? No rest days?"
>>25557429
Like this.
>>25557429
Eat 100 Quesadillas. Every single day!
>>25558212
Chernobyl took quite a toll
>>25557449
Yes
>>25557429
Eat like 5 times as much of whatever the fuck it is you dragons eat, since your a reptile you won't really make mad gains like a mammal would but you'll get bigger and stronger as you grow. You can also work on muscle density and tone I guess.
>>25557429
>What do I do?
Steal shit. Worked well enough last time.
