h...happy thanksgiving /mlp/. Maybe it won't feel so lonely if I pretend I've brought my waifu over for a nice thanksgiving dinner.
>>25552936
You don't even have a life-size plush of her, do you? Get out of my fucking sight. You should be spending more time on your so-called waifu and less time shitting up the board. You idiot.
>Thanksgiving
Oh, that thing we had a month ago
>>25552936
>hungry man lonely bachelor dinner
My heart goes out to you op
>>25552936
Have Thanksgiving with your fellow Anons.
Because a lot of us areLonely faggots with no family.
>>25553028
Me too but, I-I don't celebrate thanksgiving
>>25552936
Buddy, have a happy thanksgiving
>>25553044
Enjoy eating alone faggot.
>>25553028
Is thanksgiving a thing outside Murrica? If not, well, maybe I'll just get some chicken and pretend I'm joining you fags tonight in spirit
>>25553097
Anyone can join.Except Muslims.
>>25553105
Why not?
>>25553116
They would put bombs on the turkey
>Gobble-Gob- ALLAH AKBAR
>>25553097
On reservations, they mourn the day as when white people murdered multitudes upon multitudes of their people under false pretenses.
>>25552971
>Implying that a fabric effigy of your waifu is sufficient to capture any fraction of Her glory
You are a cancerous pox among horsefuckers.
>>25553122
>implying those vessels don't have a power of their own
I except at least a waifu dinner shot from you, OP
>>25553120
That would beexplosive
>>25553140
GODDAMNIT CARLOS
>>25553140
>>25553145
That isn't a pun.
>>25552936
Tell you what anon, who's your waifu. I'll write a greentext for you about it.
>>25553120
>They would put bombs on the turkey
>pretty sure Russia has got that covered
>>25553152
Not America though.
>>25553097
It's basically the 'murrican autumn harvest festival. Mixed with a little bit of historical racial tension with the natives.Any excuse is good for a holday, no matter where you live, amirite?
>>25553121
This.
>>25553171
Yeah, especially when it's celebrating murder.
>>25553189
Green of Anon murdering the creatures of the forest and trying to celebrate Thanksgiving with his friends. Who happen to be ponies that don't eat meat? Except spike...sure he could eat meat.
>>25553182
Conquest is nothing to be ashamed of, unless you are a total gugold.
>>25553200
>thinks it was conquest
Nice historical revisionism, bro.
>celebrates conquest while being one of the people who whines about his country being attacked or invaded like a victim when his country caused the situations that led to that event
>probably hates China's rise on the world stage
It's just their time to conquer you.
>>25553216
>displacing a people, subjugating them, and taking their land
>not conquest
>mfw I think white Americans and Europeans deserves to be ravaged by Jose, Jamal, and Abdul for their apathy
>>25553216
It was a conquest, jackass.
Seriously...Even the Americans know that.and I'm a white American.
>>25553122
This tbqh
Some piece of cloth filled with cotton crap does not suffice.
>>25553182
Shit you're dumb.
First, it was mostly disease, not guns, that killed them.
Second, they weren't using this land to its full potential. It's no different then displacing poor people in the projects with yuppies and then replacing yuppies with upper middle class and so on. It's how you go from a slum to a developed aria.
Third, thanks giving was turned into a national holiday to try and unite America during the Civil war. Before that states would celebrate them on their own dates.
that looks fucking disgusting
good job, amerifats
>>25553121
>>25553175
Suck it!
ya'll faggots need to go back to /pol/
>>25552936
At least you get to have a thanksgiving dinner. I'm at work today, working, and will be all day. No thanksgivings for this anon.
>>25552936
>having feelings
stop being such a little bitch anon. you're alone, either get over it or find some friends. actual friends that aren't over the internet
>>25553314
Thats the point. Thats a fucking cheapo frozen meal. They are gross. Edible, but gross.
You do it right, you do it from scratch.
>>25553011
it bothers me that they can stuff their faces so close to halloween. spread it out man.
I wonder why none of the ponies ever got a parade balloon.
>>25553423
Yeah, wow, nothing. Not even G1 back in the 80's. No transformers either. I guess Hasbro wasn't in on any deals with Macy's.
Fixed.
>>25553423
But there is.
>>25553550
>it's fucking twilicorn
>>25553588
Relax. It's only Chile.
Spent all of yesterday flying a plane to visit family for thanksgiving. I'm stuck here with a bunch of loud wetback beaners and the half broken computer with windows XP that they have. It took me 30 minutes to turn on the computer and load up 4chan.
Enjoy your thanksgiving alone, it will be better than mine.
>>25553314
Dumbass.
>>25553199
>Thanksgiving with Spike
this sound interesting
>>25553588
>bitching about twilicorn
>2.015x10^3
>>25552936
Going to spend Thanksgiving with annoying aunts and uncles, apathetic Dad, hyperactive niece, and her father who I struggle to not beat with a crowbar every time I see him.
This is going to be fun.
i'm British what is this
>>25553121
Those savages weren't innocent either. Both sides shared in wanton bloodshed. America just did it better.
>>25553996
We are enjoying each other's company for thanksgiving.
>>25552936
I live in a country with no white guilt so its okay.
>>25554366
Do you live in Africa or something? Every white country I know about is rife with white guilt.
>>25553404
>you do it from scratch
> tfw you didn't clear a forest
> tfw you didn't till the land
> tfw you didn't sew the seeds
> tfw you didn't harvest the crop
> tfw you didn't hatch the eggs
> tfw you didn't raise the turkey
> tfw youdidn't do it from scratch
>>25554376
>Do you live in Africa or something?
Dominican Republic, so close enough.
>>25554366
>thanksgiving
>white guilt
>not eating just for the bomb-ass food
>>25553011
Fuck off, Canadian scum
>>25554208
Yes it does. Anyone willing to write this out?
>>25554395
Bitch, Iatleast grew some of the herbs used myself. I started from the lowest baseline apartment living can give.
