>>25555555
>>25550136
>0136
Good luck with that
>>25550136
>five thousand posts away
>>25550146
It's only 5000 away.
It'll be here before you know it.
And then gone again, in the blink of an eye.
>>25550136
>inb4 King of Gets steal
And if it IS a KoG steal, I'll cap it.
>>25550216
that would be the best GET this board have ever seen
captcha: 1337
>>25550433
Did you give up m8?
>>25550482 Do ye yield ye bastard has tho lost?
>>25550136
Will the get be Starlight again?
>waits
>>25551188
This thread was made first you faggot.
>>25550136
I had my first gay sexual experience at bronycon this year. I'm really not sure how I felt about it though. Like I've always hated gay people, thought they were the scum of the earth, but after feeling that huge throbbing penis shoot load after hot load into my asshole, I think I'm becoming a little gay. Does that make me a bad person?
>>25551207
>not following the link and seeing it links back here
>>25551248
It doesn't make you a bad person.
It doesn't make you gay either.
>>25550136
about how long will it take to happen?
i want to go to bed but i want to see the get
No sleeping on the job fuckers we got bumpin to do
I bet it's gonna be a shitty get.
>>25551947We held hands afterwards.
I want to come inside Rainbow Dash
What were yall waiting for?
>>25552722
I think it's one of thems, GET threads.
>>25552722
nice doubles
>>25552763
You have'nt seen nothin yet
No trips
>>25552777
>No trips
>>25552772
>>25552777
Told ya
Pardon me, but is this the place to receive GET's?
>>25552797
I hunt for them
>>25552797
maybe
>>25550136
check um
I came back looking for more
>>25552903
Oh shit Django that faggot trying to take our bounty
>>25552903
>>25552912
>>25552922
Well now that we got the bounty lets take this fag out anyway.
>>25552941
Now wait just a cotton picking second!
When will you learn. I get the GETS
>>25552947
>>25552952
You dropped your dubs sir.
>>25552952
>>25552958
Dont try to take my bounty motherfuckers
I will be back later....
Meanwhile in /4ccg/
>>>/vg/123456789
>>25552965
Holy god damn shit
>>25552411AIDS
The wait is over
Its time
>13 hours
>not even 4k posts
Op here.
I really thought /mlp/ had way more traffic than this.
Did >>>/trash/ really steal that many of our people?
>>25553898
>>25553898
It's Thanksgiving here in Burgerland, pretty sure most of the usual traffic is busy.
We are getting closer
>>25552965
It's beautiful
>>25552722
>>25552760
>>25552772
>>25552777
>>25552786
>>25552797
>>25552801
>>25552905
>>25552912
>>25552922
>>25552941
>>25552947
>>25552952
>>25552958
>>25552963
We need Django to get the GET
(these are my posts sorry for sanefagging on a few)
>>25554111
Well shit
Posts are going up
bump
Gotcha
>>25554175
....
>>25554188
Not what i wanted
>>25554199
There it is
I am noticing a pattern here
Glen lerner would be proud
>>25553958
This tbqelsh
>>25554220
Lets see who stole'em
>>25554222
getting closer
>>25554213
Either that or i am reading this bounty wrong
>>25554259
What do you mean?
>>25554267
What i am saying is that the bounty requested by OP, the paper says something under the reward but i didnt bring my glasses could you read it for me?
>>25554291
Ah ah OP i-is A faggot
>>25554303
Its funny because its true
How close are we?
numbers soon
The Digits...They come
hype
Post yfw shit/non-emulpee-related GET
>>25554611
Sometimes when I play video games, I like to rub my mosin's bolt against my groin
I feel retarded. I didn't see this and posted my own thread.
We are aproaching this legendary GET
GETS INCOMING
Here it comes, BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>25554739
SHIELDS AT MAXIMUM CAPTAIN!
>>25554717
>>25554739
It is the 555th post we are almost there
![FeminestAssaultTeam [FAT].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ga2AEuy.jpg "FeminestAssaultTeam [FAT].jpg")
DEPLOYING THE FAT [FEMINIST ASSAULT TEAM]
>>25554768
>>25554768
You mean the new ghostbusters?
>"Sir!" Your assisting Chief ran to you, "If that rare phenomena happens inside this posted sector, the The Enterprise will go down in flames!"
"Nonsense!" you shout back.
>"Commodore, what are your orders?!" Your navigator asks. You stutter to answer. "SIR?!"
"Shields at maximum, Red Alert, have all irrelevant power sources diverted to shields! Ensign!" You order as your Red Shirt friend stood behind you.
>"Sir!" He responded.
"Send Mootquarters our trajectory at this last time. If we're caught in the phenomena, they'll never hear from us again. We'll be caught in a shitposting storm until this abnormality passes through our zone!"
>"Sir, does that mean--?"
"It's been an honor posting with you, my great friends. Crew and all, I hold you dear. I hope we can make it out alive. Stations, brace for impact!"
About 200 posts to go!
>>25554806
I Want to see a star trek/mlp green now
The question is, original or the next generation?
Thats our bounty
>>25554826
Original, now.
Just keep posting
We need to summon the super God get pic unrelated
>>25554864
ur mum
>>25554888
You bitch
Getting closer
hoping my shitpost makes it
Test
Saving the best one
If I get the get will you die?
>>25554951
It would be extremely memeful
>>25554951
No.
We still have a long time to go friends
The ride never ends
>>25554965
Your a big Meme
>>25554987
For you
>>25554987
UUUU
I want Dan to cum inside of me
>>25554977
Did it ever come out???
>>25554999
So close
>>25555555
>>25555013
Basic math mate
>>25555013
>wrong get
I'm autistic, please rape my face
>>25555013
How stupid are you?
So where's >>25555000
>>25555006
THE RELEASE DATE IS SET FOR 2017 YOU BONEHEAD
>>25555027
Very, apparently
I shall take this writefaggery onwards!
--
>You had been sleeping in your quarters, the soft hum of the starship's engine lulling you to sleep since you had become a captain. Your science officer, who had been involved in mass Federation affairs, had also improved your own warp core, and just as well, prepared your ship with prototype weapons of the Mk. II Photon Torpedoes, had seen an abnormality in the Sector of 2550136. Your eyes had been shut tight, your body untensed, until your panel beside your bed beeped, signalling a call. It was probably your science officer, a Deltan scientist who somehow passed the Vulcans at their knowledge capacities, even if her race was a sexually bred and fueled race.
>"Captain?" You heard a female voice call out as your arm slowly pressed the 'viewer on' switch to get a view of your Science officer.
"Yes, Captain Anon here. What is it?"
>"I've examined the abnormality. From this distance it's sketchy, but it's near a planet we have not yet been over. Starbase 98 has already ordered us, the USS Greene and the USS Kaplan over to the sector to investigate by any means necessary, and if need be, interfere with the prime directive to save the inhabitants."
"Is the Federation and Starbase clear with this?"
>"Commodore Wensley and the rest of the council have agreed to save the indigenous species if need be. We will be joined by the Kaplan shortly, and will examine the anomoly in turn."
"Understood." You say as you hit the end call button on your viewer, and rise up. Your back cracks violently and you sigh in relief as tension is released.
--
Should I keep going?
SOON, MY FELLOW HORSEFUCKERS
>>25555049
Yes
Shitposting is tiring
>>25555049
...alright. keep going
i'm scared to see what >>25555555 is gonna be
>>25555065
Call your bets!
It's probably gonna be a section of greentext from one of the generals
>>25555090
i call a bump
blijp
>>25555090
Something like
>post diapers
gettin' close now
>>25555121
what a cutie
Hey guise. What are you up to.
Mind if I hang out with you?
>>25555128
>what a stupid face
FTFY
warmer
Testing
>>25555133
>dubs
allowed
>>25555090
inb4 it's this.
This is intense
Lets post lewd while wwe wait, at least we'll get something of use
oh
Are we there yet?
>>25555179
No.
>>25555176
>wwe
You done goofed
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMO
If 555555 /mlp/ gets deleted
>>25555120
It better fucking not be
>>25555145
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little “stupid face” post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just type the post. Oh we all know the post, the “epic” “sugar belle has a stupid face post” isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb pony face meme. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic stupid face fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is "STUPID FACE STUPID SUGAR BELLE HAS A STUPID FACE".
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Forever….
>>25555049
>You had awaited the anomaly's appearance, as your ship had arrived an hour prior. Kaplan had signaled it's approach at Warp 3 and keeping it low due to some trouble with the Warp Drive.
>"Captain," Your science advisor spoke. "The Anomaly is apprearing now," she said as main viewer ahead was switched on, showing was seemed to be a cooud in space, but... Brown with some white and blue bolts shooting out.
>"There's something scanning over us!" The voice of your navigator cracked as you took your seat arms into the palms of your hand, your skin clamming as you star at the cloud.
>"Sir," you hear another female call out. It was your communications. "An unknown frequency signal is trying to hail us."
"Acknowledge and respond!" You order, panic spreading as you look at your communications officer. "Warn the Kaplan that what we may have just come across could be hostile!"
>Your communications officer acknowledges your orders as an encrypted message was sent to the Kaplan, as a voice cracked over the speakers.
>"Greetings USS Greene. We are the Chan of 4. We come from the bastion planet of MLP-01, our home planet."
"Greetings from the USS Greene. We acknowledge your message, and speak in a tone of peace," You say as you stand from your chair. "May we ask what your business is here?"
>"We are finally able to escape our dimensional bounds, my friend, and we have come to the planet of Equis, tracked down many millennia ago by our forefathers."
"Equis? What is the primary population?"
>"Equines, cuter than any sort of infantile life form brought into the new world. We have plans for them, and we ask you not to interfere with anything we plan to do."
"What are you planning to do?" You ask as you motioned to your weapons station for shields to go up.
>"We are planning to take a great deal of the tiny equines, and repopulate with them. The belief of our culture is that these ponies will provide is with beautiful offspring, whethr consensual or not."
>>25555193
yeah
mr
krabs
It's going to be shit you know.
>>25554611
PogChamp
half way to the ebin get
>16 hours from 0136 to 5300
/mlp/ is dead as fuck.....
>>25555206
"You do know that violates all sort of eccentric morals, do you not?" You speak as your science officer looks over to the panel.
>"Their morals do not matter. We are our own, and seek their kind for the sole purpose of procreation. Now, human, if you do not obey, we will demonstrate out power to you more than we have any other race."
"But--" The communication had a single click, signalling the end of the communications exchange. By that time, you had nodded to your weapons officer as the shields were raised, and you stood still. "Science officer, I must speak with you." You say as you motion to your crew member, the turboshaft doors opening as you step inside, your Deltan officer following.
>"I need to know, Captain, what you plan to do if they go down?" She says as she stands behind you. You promptly mutter 'shuttle bay' as the elevator begins to lift you down, and you sigh.
"Human morality and defense of law prevents us from letting such a thing happen, even if it violates the prime directive. I need any information you have on that planet."
>"Which is why I examined it while we were in contact with the aliens. It's a planet that really is filled with small equines, and they are technologically advanced, like the way humans were in their 21st Century, but with less pollution and disregard for the planet. Captain Barry had traveled to the planet decades ago,and had returned noting that he merely made introductions with the 'princess' of the lands. It is also inhabited by Griffons, and other species we thought were impossible. And they speak our language, English, as well as have powers not currently defineable by our means. Like magic is real. There are currently three princesses, who reign over the planet."
>You shot your officer a look of approval, and as the turboshaft slowed, you were getting an incoming communcations signal for the nearest viewer screen.
>"Look, Anonymous, I learned a spell which lets me get repeating digits!"
>"Invokium checkum!"
>>25553958
>>25555309
Pay attention man.
>>25555333
Checked
>>25555333
Rararaptor best raptor
>>25555333
Fucking checked
I
>>25555333
Not bad.
>>25555333
gee Twi, be careful with that magic
>>25555333
>>25555333
WITNESSED!
It's comming guysDO YOU FEEL IT
>>25555333
well shit
>>25555333
>>25555333
Ah yes, the Chek'em spell!
Very good, me.
>>25555358
No, not really.
>>25555338
oh, might me that. I tought thanksgiving in burgerland was next sunday but whatever.
>>25555555
>inb4 stolen get
>>25555344
not half-bad but
>>25555333
>>25555374
Lets make this a Trixie get
>>25555173
I would literally cut myself in the hand, with pics
Soon.
I just finished returning my videotapes.
We can start the party just a soon as this guy gets here >>25555555
>>25555380
It's okay anon, we'll bury the cancer gen, ahem CYOA general under hate posts like the other times if necessary
Testinngggfjjsj
>>25555390
Going for dem trix
>>25555417
>>25555326
>*KSSSS* The doors slid open, your feet impacting the metal and concrete floor as your began to take a left to where the shuttle bay was. Slamming the nearest viewer on a counter, you awaited someone there as your communications officer had messaged you.
>"Captain, these Chans of 4, they're preparing weapons of some kind. The acting science officer can't deduce what they are, and they're not targeting us."
"If they're not targetting us... Contact Starfleet, have the closest ships sent in! They're aiming for the Kaplan!"
>"Kaplan is slowing down and appraoching!" You could hear your navigator's voice shouting as you had changed your viewer to ships starboard port, seeing the Kaplan drop out of warp.
>"Their arming!" Your weapons officer shouted as in an instant, a few small blips of light began to soar towards the Kaplan. She was like the Consitution, older class, as she had the rotating coolant manifolds near the lights of her nacelles. Bloop, the lights expanded to full fledged explosions. The Kaplan seemed to spin out of control as a nacelle support arm began to fling out to space, nearly missing the Greene. You were an updated Miranda class ship that was outfitted with more firepower than the others.
>"We're losing hull stability! Shields immediately dropped!" You could hear the sirens wailing in the background, and the particular way they were going at pitch, you knew the warp core was damaged beyond repair.
"Get out of that ship!" You shouted as the communications began to shudder, and the screen went black. Going back to the last screen setting, you could see the Kaplan dying as it's hull broke apart, leaving shards and plates flying through space, bodies of innocent crewmen slowly floating in space.
>"My god, Captain..." Your science officer mutters as you watch with her in horror.
--
Should I keep going, fucks?
>>25555402
/cyoag/ here
On my way to steal your digits
Why is 25555555 so important for /mlp/?
>>25555424
Yes
Eagerly lurking.
Might look to snipe it from you lot for myself.
>>25555443
The numbers are cool, dude
Come on, step it up
>>25555424
The answer is always yes. Fucking do it.
>>25555454
But they are nothing else but numbers, what is the point?
Getting closer. Who will win
Did I win?
>>25555461
I have a feeling you're new
>>25555442
>litterally general general
>Less than 100 posts before the get
>>25555443
>>25555443
>>25555461
Behead the non-believer!
>>25555461
It's Cool dude
>>25555394
How about a meta-get?
>>25555443
Do you even 4chan m80?
We must drink for this occasion.
Or at least I must drink for this occasion.
Or I must drink. For any occasion.
Fuck it.
>>25555461
Because a lot of people will see what you posted
Probably
I'm not the one to explain it to you
And nobody else probably will
>>25555461
There is nothing important about it and there is no point. It's for the sake of "fun"
Can I get this get to be with her?
THE TENSION BETWEEN HER DICK AND UR ANUS
I want to come insidemoot
9gag is shit
This is now official
/mlp/ will win every major 4CC in the next 5 years
>>25555480
>/mlp/ will never have this much traffic again
Sonata
This will be the get to end all gets >>25555506
>>25555501
Oogah boogah
Where the watermelon at?
Aria
>>25555518
My own post
Behold
DEUS VULT!
Iwtcirbd
Take me back.
Celestia.
Love.
Aria.
we are so close
>>25555535
Lyra is best pone
>>25555525
deus vult!
>>25555525
Away with your wizardry faggtory.
