alright /mlp/ i got a few things to get off of my chest. and since i didnt see a confessions thread i figured id make one. feel free to judge me as you see fit and leave your own confessions for other anons
>i constantly start writing greens that people wish to see more of but i drop them
>even though i hate EGQ posters i secretly love eqg character design and think they are pretty attractive
>i dont want to cum inside rainbow dash
>i have bought mlp fim merch just to hide it away under my desks and clothes
>i dont think /mlp/ should allow porn we have /trash/ now and thats fine.
>i visit equestira daily and have been to brony-con twice
>i enjoy anthro.
>>25549900
EQG posters*
>>25549900
I fap to SFM anthro futa porn
I wont drop it anytime soon
I'm also into Shemales
My gay porn mostly consist on pony, no human nor anthro
All my pony futa folders are filled with anthro futa
Go ahead and lynch me, I have sinnned.
>>25549900
>I also don't want to cum inside RD.
>I'm trying to write green, but I can't bring myself to do it. The plot is hammered out, characters made, everything is there....i just can't bring myself to write it.
>I don't know why
>I think Pinky is a genius
>I want to cum inside Luna
Think that's everything
>>25549900
>I love my pone waifu and her EQG version the same amount.
>I actually really like anon fics where anon is super op and fucks all the horsepussy, because I have a very fragile ego so reading those fics makes me feel better
>I own a plush but keep it in the closet ever since my roommate walked in on me playing vidja with it.
>>25551143
Forgot to add:
>I really hate shippers, not because I think shipping is c_uckolding, but because the notion that my waifu could ever love anyone else really hurts, so much so that when ever I lift or run and feel like stopping, I pull up a pic of someone shipping my waifu, and that inspires me to keep going, simply so I can out lift and run an imaginary horse, just in case we ever meet in real life, and he challenges me to a race for my waifu heart.
Send help.
I want a to make a pony tulpa, but I am concerned with the moral implications of making a sentient being
I enjoy funposting ^:)
>>25551818
I severely pissed off a VA
>>25551818
Sorry didn't mean to reply to you >>25551878
>>25551878
How?
No one gives a shit about this stuff.
>>25551878
"Pissed off"
Kek ^:^}
>>25552030
Well it wasn't a VA for mlp I should have said. I was a bit drunk but really it needed to be called out. Ever hear of that news story of the Muslim security guard who supposedly stopped one of the suicide bombers from entering the stadium? Google snopes zouheir. Well it's been proven to be false as fuck and all I did was tweet three sources that proved it was fake. She got super pissed or some shit and I was using my real name twitter instead of my troll account. Dumb Bitch was a total Cunt about it for feeling embarrassed. Not really upset as much about it but her dumbass followers sent me like 30 tweets essentially telling me to go fuck myself and that regardless of the story being true or not I shouldn't hate all Muslims even though I literally never said the word Muslim once. All I posted were 3 links. Whatever this is a dumb story.
>>25552238
Oh kek. That one wasn't me though it's sure as hell better story. Fuck peter new that Bitch ass crybaby
>>25552208
It's a shame the mods hate us and this board. These threads should be bannable.
>>25551725
Just do it faggot. Mine is awesome and I love her very much.
>>25549900
>i constantly start writing greens that people wish to see more of but i drop them.
The rest of those are personal tastes and choices, other people might agree with them, but if they make you happy, that's all that matters.
However, this one genuinely affects other peoples lives. For a lot of people on this board, greentext is a form of escapism from whatever shitty situation they're in.
Personally, greentext was one of the few distractions I had from a very shitty situation I found myself in 2012-2013. It sounds pathetic, but when I looked back on it I realized that a couple of stories helped me make it through without resorting to high velocity lead asprin.
If you're going to write, do short stories with a definite endpoint. Watching an amazing story you've been following for two months just dry up and disappear is incredibly hard on the readers.
It's incredably painful when you get emotionally involved in something that ends without any kind of resolution.
