DARLING
>>25548063
PFFT JESUS CHRIST
>>25548063
I want to cum inside rainbow raptor
>>25548063
I would still fuck it.
Just to say I did it.
>>25548063
>You will never snuggle up to a Rarireptile, let alone a Raridragon
Why live?
>>25548129
Now that's a face I could snuggle with.
And I don't even like Rarara.
>>25548063
>You will never be mauled alive by the indigenous indominus-Rexity
>>25548063
Well . . . I'd fuck that dinosaur.
>>25548063
Rara-Raptor
>>25548063
I'd fuck it.
Velocipinkie
>>25548063
>>25548104
>>25549345
Anon on Isla Equestria when?
>>25549395
I wrote one a few months ago if you're interested.
Friendly reminder that Indominus is best waifu
>>25549423
I would spare no expense to obtain that.
>>25549462
Give me a few minutes to find it.
>Be Anon.
>Somehow you managed to get a job working at some weird amusement park.
>The place had dinosaurs and shit.
>But the pay was good and they let you bring all the booze you could want.
>But some fat fuck screwed the place up for everyone.
>And now you’re stuck on the fucking island.
>Those faggots seriously forget about you when they evacuated.
>You managed to find a control room after looking around.
>The place was filled with computers and television screens that were used to keep tabs on all the dinos on the island.
>Glancing at the monitors you saw something strange.
>Two raptors, one yellow and blue were staring straight into the camera.
>Dumb shits probably have no idea where you are.
>Well at least they were somewhere in area 2, far away from here.
>That’s when you felt it.
>The hot breath on the back of your neck.
“Shit.”
>Turning around you saw two other raptors.
>One was purple with some plumage, the other bubblegum pink.
>These fucking scientist were nuts.
>Who the hell makes ancient killing machines pink?
>Slowly the two began circling you.
“Uhh , hi there. Listen why don’t we just go our separate ways here and forget that I’m here.”
>The purple one grinned, at least you think she grinned.
>Shit was scary though.
>What the fuck did those scientists do?
>The two stopped their circling and pounced on you like a cat on a geriatric mouse.
>Closing your eyes you waited to feel them sink their claws and teeth into you.
>A few seconds later the only thing you felt was the rooms cool air.
“What?”
>When you opened your eyes the only thing you saw was your overalls in tatters.
>But both the raptors looked hungry.
>Then it clicked in your head.
“No, no, nooooo.”
>Seriously these scientists were fucked in the head.
>>25549655
>Fuck it sucks to be you right now.
>Here you are running through the jungle and shit.
>Raptors be chasing you and shit.
>Dick is starting to hurt from them fucking you on a daily basis.
>But you got them this time.
>You managed to trick three of the young raptors into playing a game of hide and seek.
>You gave them some of your torn up overalls.
>Told them the game was to hide them.
>You thought the scent would be enough to throw the older ones of your trail.
>But no, those three small ones only managed to buggar it up.
>Up ahead you noticed something was way off.
>You’ve been through this area before.
>This clearing wasn’t here before, you were sure of it.
>Fuck what was that noise.
>Looking around you noticed one raptor looking around.
>It was the white one.
>She didn’t notice you yet, maybe you could hide before she spotted you.
>Ducking into the bushes off to your left you continued to observe her.
>Good she hasn’t spotted you.
>That’s when you felt a tongue run along the back of your neck.
>Turning slowly you saw it was purple.
"Clever Girl"
>And so you lost another pair of overalls.
>>25549756
>Its been 4 days since those assholes left you behind.
>You got your revenge though.
>Went to all their locker and pissed on all their shit.
>Then you remembered they weren't coming back.
>Oh well Jim left some nudie pictures of his girl in his locker.
>Well it was either pictures of his girl or Nancy Reagan.
>You weren’t picky.
>You were staying behind locked doors.
>But back on to your current situation.
>Those raptors weren’t going to rape you today.
"None of you are getting anymore of this!"
Later that night….
>Your carefully laid plans failed.
>When the fuck did they learn to use doorknobs.
>On top of that your dick is really starting to hurt.
>Looking around you sighed at your current predicament.
>Three raptors lay snuggled around you.
>All things considered this wouldn’t be so bad, except for the daily rape sessions from these girls.
>They won't get you tomorrow though.
>Your newest plan would work without a doubt.
---
Man I forgot how shitty my writing was a few months ago. I mean it's not exactly great now, but hell my grammar and spelling was shit.
>>25549822
>Still stuck on the island.
>It’s been two weeks and those assholes still haven't sent a rescue.
>You thought by now these raptors would get tired of having their way with you.
>But god hated you.
>Everyday is the same.
>You think you outsmart them.
>They turn out to have a better plan than you.
>They proceed to tear your clothes off and have their way with you.
"But not today."
>You'd show them who the king was around here.
“You little shits wont ruin my overalls this time!”
>The plan was simple.
>Barricade yourself inside the kitchen and then move during the night.
>The raptors slept in a snuggle pile during the night so that’s when it was the safest to move around.
>On to the kitchen.
>The dude that built the place spared no expense.
>At least that’s what the training video said.
>What a crock of shit, some of the doors didn’t even have locks in this place.
>You stopped dead in your tracks when you got to the kitchen.
>You saw a yellow raptor already in there… and she was mixing a salad?
>This is the shy one from what you remember.
>Maybe she’ll just let you go.
>You saw her sniff then raise her head and stare directly at you.
“Fuck me.”
>She stopped what she was doing and began to walk around the room.
>And towards the door.
>Well look at that, maybe there were some decent dinosaurs on this island after all.
>The moment she reached the door you saw her stop and turn the lock.
>Of all the rooms that had locks and this had to be one of them.
>Damn it.
>>25548106
Who the fuck would you actually say "I fucked a Raptor-Rarity" to?
>>25549345
My God. I've never wanted to hug a raptor so much in my life.Well, 'cept for maybe...
Ump
>>25550347
Who wouldnt he tell
Raptor rape is now my new fetish.
I have a secret, my fellow anons. I lived this.
Well, not the sex part. And it was in a dream. But it is one of my most treasured memories.
nigger what
>>25552613
You see, I dreamed I was on the road just outside the Toontown tunnel. There was a traffic jam that day, and I got out of my car to watch several policemen trying to get three Coelophysis to stop playing around in the roadway.
I would say they were giggling as they jumped on hoods and evaded the officers. It was obvious they were having loads of fun.
>>25552641
They gathered in a huddle and whispered in that indecipherable dinosaur language, and then giggled some more. One of them walked right up to me, and after glancing back at her companions, looked me in the eyes.
And then she kissed me.
Have you ever petted a snake at the zoo, or at a weird friend's house? You know how silky smooth and warm a snake's scales are? She pressed her gigantic muzzle to my lips firmly, fully aware of what such acts mean to a human.
I'd say it means the same to Coelophysis, because when she broke away a moment later, she lingered, watching me. I was dumbfounded, stunned. I wanted to tell her to stop, to talk with me, to tell me about herself. But she turned, and with the swiftness of her kind, she and her friends slipped silently between the cars and vanished down the tunnel.
Anons, I have not kissed a girl in waking life, nor in dreams. My first kiss was that night, given with tenderness by a stunningly beautiful girl who was a dinosaur. And I would not give up the memory for all the gold in China.
>>25552641
>>25552660
You sir, have inspired me to write, which iskind ofan easy feat.
“Stay still!”
>You try to grab the pink reptile before she can cause any more havoc in the kitchen.
>She runs between your legs, over to the nearest fridge.
>Every day.
>Every day, she sneaks out of her pen and unleashes Hell upon you.
>No, she won’t do it when most of the staff is here.
>She figured out you’re one of the very few people left working when the boats leave.
>Your train of thought is interrupted when she popped open the fridge and ripped into a pack of hotdogs.
“Pinkie, quit the shit!”
>You snatch the pack from her, and see a few have already scattered over the floor.
>Pinkie put a three-toed foot on one, and began to rip chunk after chunk of cold meat.
>Then another color joins the fray.
>Well, multiple colors.
>Dash tried to drag away a separate hotdog to eat, only to be somewhat confused when it was gone.
>And in Pinkies jaws.
>”Gee, Pinkie, how come you get two hotdogs?”
>Pinkie continues to happily enjoy her meal, when Dash turns to you.
>Not really to you, but more to the pack of cold meats you’re trying not to drop.
>”Anon…”
“No, you already know I can’t let you-“
>”Come on Anon! Just one! Nobody would notice!”
>Yeah, sure, she could just jump on you and take them from you.
>But they never seemed to be that aggressive towards you.
>Probably because you were at the wrong place at the wrong time, just when they hatched.
>Lab guys said because of your “disruption” they couldn’t bond effectively with the actual handlers.
>Something along the lines of being the first thing they saw when they broke out the eggs.
>It was pretty good at first, like cute little ducks that followed some other animal around.
>But then they got older, and more energetic…
“No Dash, it’s final.”
>”But Pinkie got some!”
>Good God, they were like children.
>>25552950
“No she didn’t, in fact, she’s going to prove me right by giving up the one she has right now.”
>You look past Pinkies shocked expression and see the scattered remains of the meat.
>Poor sausage didn’t stand a chance…
>”Cohm Ohn!”
>Little pieces of meat fell from her maw as she tried to plea.
“Nope, not today, this is the last straw.”
>You go over and begin picking up the pieces.
“I’m done, after this you’re both going to help me find the others and put them back in the pens.”
>Pinkie gives you the old puppy dog eyes.
>Something that can make you [Aww Internally] shouldn’t be on a dinosaur.
>It almost worked this time, too.
“Not gonna happen.”
>”Aw, it was worth a shot right?”
>She gives you that smile.
>It’s contagious, you have to admit.
>You throw all the gathered pieces away and decide to leave the mopping for later.
>Now, time to find the others.
“Well, time to find-“
>You turn around and see two dinosaurs digging into the trash bin.
>Except there’s another hidden behind them, digging in too.
>It was yellow, topped off with pink markings.
“Hey! Didn’t I just say we’re done in here?”
>Instantly, Fluttershy cowers behind the bin as the other two march over to you submissively.
“Come on Flutters, we still need to find the other three.”
>She slowly eases her way out from behind the bin and moves behind the pair of shamed dinosaurs.
>”O-ok, sorry Anon.”
>Sigh.
I mightprobablycontinue, so long as this was something everyone hoped for.
>>25552641
Perfect blowjob height
>>25552950
i like it
>>25549537
need dat pastebin anon
>>25553788
I'm going to fix the mistakes in it first then i'll post it.
>>25550347
To /mlp/ of course.
>>25552956
Dinosaur handling has been my friday since I was four. Continue.
>"A...Anon can I sleep on your bed?"
"it's 11! AM!"
>"B-But I've been awake all night!"
"oh, okay if you insist."
>tfw science will certainly never manage to clone us sentient dinosaur waifus ;~ ;
Horse pussy, Raptor pussy...
Horseraptor-pussy, combining the best of both worlds.
Now someone explain to me how raptor vagina worksand would feel like.
Can we get some green based off of this tyrannosaurus is celestia Stegosaurus is anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3VqcTDf6l4&list=PL2kEVHR9N2mgggXcY79_d8CER_ZmLcwMZ&index=28
https://derpibooru.org/581795
relavent
>>25548063
/r/ing that one pic with the CMC as raptors
>>25548073
My exact response.
>>25548063
Would you rape a reptilian Rarity?
>mfw last night I was dreaming Lyra was a raptor and I was fisting her
>>25549905
>>25549822
It's still funny and that's what matters.
>>25554718
>>25554718
I got you senpai.
>>25549447
>mud blooded dino
>>25555435
Idiot
>>25555388
You beat me to it, here's your prize.
>>25555452
I didn't hit update before posting, while I looked for the image.
>>25555472
>2015
>Not using auto update
>>25555506
Yeah, does this bother you?
>>25555519
Not really, just means you're an idiot
need more dinos on /mlp/
>>25555537
Not really, it just means I don't give a shit. But it seems to rile you up.
>>25552956
Bump cuz i cant save that green on phone
>>25556432
Yeah I fucked up by posting the second one. But I still have a few dinos I can post.
