>"Welcome to McDonalds. What can I get you today?"
"Uh...I'll have the McRibs Large meal and a diet Coke."
>"I'm sorry but we're currently out of McRibs right now. Is there anything else I can get you?"
"Uh....."
>"......."
"....."
>"......"
"Nevermind then I'll just go somewhere else."
>"Oh...okay thanks for stopping by McDonald"Feelsbad.jpg
>>25546047
>>25546047
>"I'm sorry but we're currently out of McRi-"
"GET ME MY FUCKING MCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB!!!!
>>25546047
>"Yeah, hello there. I would like to order a McDouble. With extra repeating digits, please."
>>25547111
Bateman is that you?
>>25547111
check'd m8
>>25547111
ebin
>McRibs
Why is it for a limited time only?
McRib is so overrated
>>25547594
So is mc donalds made of rat meat.
>>25547583
>>25547594
>mfw watching old mcdonalds commercials
>>25547111
>>25546047
> Sitting quietly instead of suggesting something else on the menu
Really? REALLY?
>>25547111
Sorry sir, we made you a triple by accident. Don't worry though, we won't charge you extra.
GIMME BIG MACS
._.
>>25547111
>>25547111
Yeah well check this non existent 4
>>25548118
Unless she gets a comission every time she sells something, I don't see why she would want extra work, desu senpai
I always thought she was holding a joint in the picture but now I realize it is a nail filer.
I'LL TAKE
SIX McCHICKENS
A TWENTY PIECE ORDER OF NUGGETS
AND FOUR McDOUBLES
>Are you aware the McDoubles are no longer a dollar sir?
>MAKE THAT TEN McCHICKENS THEN
>>25547111
>>25547583
Any limited edition product can become permanent if there's enough demand.
The same happened in Taco Bell with the Crunchwrap Supreme
>>25547111
you get a free meal with those trips.
>>25546047
>tfw hotter than Venus in my city today
>tfw would literally have been on fire if sweat wasn't a thing
>tfw need a thickshake even more than oxygen
>tfw, "we cannot serve shakes at this time, we apologise for the inconvenience"
>tfw every goddamn Sunday I need a shake and that shit happens
>tfw why even serve shakes in the first place if you don't have them the one day people want them?
>Be me
>Running a bit late for work
>Goes to McDonald's since it's on the way.
>Order a meal with a side of nuggets
>Pay for food and drives off towards work
>Made it at work with a little time to spare.
>Looking forward to devouring these nuggets
>Open bag to find there's no nuggets
>Goes on with my day with no nuggets in my stomach
I bet you guys had better experience before.
>>25547192
No, this is Patrick
>>25552162
>>25552162
>not checking to make sure your food is all there
>>25547111
>"Welcome to McDonalds. What can I get you today?"
Said no Mcdonalds employee ever
>>25546047
Read that in GregShy's voice. Dunno why.
>>25546047
>It's been seven years since the ponies came
>They had been forced to integrate with society and take off jobs
>The lucky ones got roles in movies or became musicians
>All the others were working McJobs
>Its a little sad considering how cheerful they were when they came, even after their homes were destroyed
>Hell, they were in tears after hearing The New Colossus
>But fuck all that gay shit, it was getting late and you were hungry
>Only 20 minutes of your lunch break left
>You take a sharp left turn and cut in front of some old lady in a Towncar
>You're at the Micky D's
>>25552162
Sure did.
>work at wally world
>friend works at mickey d's inside store
>come to work baked senseless
>hit up mcronalds on break
>friend notices
>order big & tasty meal
>he shoves the bag at me
>"I made it extra big & nasty for ya"
>fucking dying with laughter
>get to break room and unwrap burger
>its got like 5 patties and 3 buns
>mfw
http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/mcdonalds-workers-are-regularly-told-to-treat-burns-wit-1692257213
So I found this out today. I never knew mustard can be this useful.
