How would your families react if you brought your waifu to meet them this Thanksgiving?
>>25540576
Honestly? My family are super-chill, nice people, and we have a great relationship. Once they got used to the fact that she's a magical talking marshmallow pony, they'd love her.
>>25540576
They'd be happy I'm not gay, even though I guess I'd be a horsefucker.
My mom can't behave in front of company so she'd probably ask when she's getting grandkids.Dash would probably eat a little turkey covered in gravy to fit in.
Dad would drink a bit over the news but be a team player and try to get to know her, wondering what I see in a blue pegasus.
>>25540576
Am I introducing her to my family as a horse or a human?
>>25540576
They would be happy to see that I finally managed to get a gf.We don't celebrate Thanksgiving though.
>>25540576
My mom would probably try to talk me out of dating a horse, and fail. My dad would probably say "I support you no matter what" although inside he would wish I wouldn't date a horse. My waifu would finally get my piece of shit cat to behave. She would run away because she realizes she's making turmoil between me and my family. I'd find her, console her, and bang her. In that order
>>25540731
>She would run away because she realizes she's making turmoil between me and my family. I'd find her, console her, and bang her. In that order
I thought both of those sentences were about your cat until I got to the end there. That was a wild ride.
>>25540781
kek
They'd be weirded out I'm dating a horse, but relieved that an actual real live female is expressing an interest in me.
>>25540576
>Son, you know that's a retarded horse, right?
>>25540684
Either or. Whatever you want.
>Hey anon whose t...
>HOLY SHIT ANON THIS GIRLS COMPLETELY BLUE
>YOU WALKED HER ALL THE WAY HERE WITHOUT NOTICING?!
>YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT. HONEY! CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Well my dad kinda knows I fuck real horse so it wouldn't really be a shock to him. Mom could never know though.
>>25540832
Human would obviously be easier to explain.
Unless there was some kind of rip in reality and suddenly humans and ponies can cross into each others' worlds.
But I mean, I'm already literally bringing my waifu to Thanksgiving so fuck it, I guess break reality more and let me bring a little horse.
For the record a human is fine too.
>"..Mom, dad, this is uh..Tia."
>'...HOW-'
>"Yes, I'm aware she's a 6'3 amazon in a bikini wearing a crown."
>>25540576
>"Anon why there is a horse in the table"
"Is my waifu, mom"
>"A what now?"
>"I think our son said that's her wife"
>"Wait, isn't her the dinner?"
"STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU, UNCLE INCOGNITO"
>>25540950
>"Runs in the family?"
>"Oh, yes. But don't worry, I stopped growing several hundred years ago, so there's no need to prepare a bigger door for next Thanksgiving."
>"I, uh, see...honey stop looking at her like that."
>"I can't! Her tits are magnetic!"
>>25540981
Jesus, that's my dad to a T, he'd spend the whole dinner slapping my back and doing that drunk dad laugh.
>>25540849
Mom probably expected her son to be a goatfucker instead
>"So you're the Princess of Friendship?"
>"Son, are you high right now?"
>>25540814
>BUT FATHER, I LOVE HER!
>>25540576
Finding out she exists would surprise them. Finding out I'm dating her, not so much.
>>25541237
Do you own a bunch of merchandise?
>dad
>Oh mijo!You got yourself a guera! THAT'S MY BOY!
D-dad chill!
>mom
>Does she have any kids?
>Does she do drugs?
>Does she know how to cook?
No. No. Maybe?
>bro
>Shit nigger. It's about time you got your dick wet
Dude!
>sis
>Is she a bitch?
Oh yes little sister. The bitchiest!
I guess it'd be a little awkward at first but eventually Whitman fever would wear off after my mom remembers she hates my brothers girlfriend. And my sister is still single.
>>25540576
likely something along the lines of:
>Mother
"why is your gf a pony?"
>Grandparents
"why is your gf a pony?"
>Aunts/uncles
"why is your gf a pony?"
>Cousins
"why is your gf a pony?"
>Father
"nice."
never brought any past gf to thanksgiving tho
>>25541364
She does know how to cook though.
>>25541672
She does! You're right. She can totally bake scones. Probably other things too.
They would probably just be happy that I'm not gay and suprised I was able to attract a woman while being the 6'7" geeky skeleton who is pale as fuck
>>25541672
>>25541700
Ponkee taught her though. She didn't know how to cook scones all that well before then. Who knows how good a cook she truly is.
>>25540576
They'd just be happy I'm no longer single.
>Brother will be indifferent
>Mother will be glad she's having grandkids, but will ask to wait until she's in her sixties
>Father will probably approve, Princess of the Night and all
>Will still find something to bitch about during dinner
>Grandmas would be ecstatic
my mum and step dad would freak at first ut eventualy be semi-cool with the face im not homo, dad would be cool compleatly (he's blind, if not told the difference, he'd never know) and my cousan, he'd support 100 percent, but blame me for stealing one of his 50 waifus
Family would be happy for me if she were human and my mom would probably love her since Flutters is so nice and respectful brother would be jelly as fuck. Of course if she was pony it would be my family freaking out
>>25541391
I had no idea anyone had Anthony Davis as a waifu
>>25541894
>50 waifus
Jesus
>>25541894
>One of fifty
Does that fucker not understand how waifus work?
>>25541894
>>25541912
Would your pony waifu wear clothes to fit in better with the family or would she go naked like she always does?
>Anon why is your girlfriend purple?
>>25541925
aperantly not
They'd probably be a bit skeptical about Sunny being a magical talking horse, but I'd just point out that most of them married cows.
>>25541931
good question, i guess wearing cloths is an option
>>25541954
KEK
>>25541936
kek, thats what muh dad would say
>"I DIDN'T RAISE NO MOONMAN!"
Dad, calm down...YOU AUTISTIC SUNFAG!
>"YOU'RE NO SON OF MINE!"
IMPLYING I EVEN HAD A DAD
>"GET OUT JUST GET OUT, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AROUND HERE EVER AGAIN"
>Luna's fw
>>25541954
I finally get to use this picture
>>25541923
you don't?
>>25541985
it seems severe faggotry runs through your family
Mum would probably freak out and start asking dumb questions
>"Y porque tiene ojos amarillos?"
>"Sabe cocinar?"
>"Sabe limpiar?"
>"Me vas dar nietos?"
>>25540576
Well considering my cousin has brought home bum's AND trannys on past holidays, I'm sure they wouldn't mind me bringing a magical horse.
>>25542216
>Y porque tiene ojos amarillos?
Kek, I guess it would be kind of creepy in real life.
>>25542229
Why would either of those be comparable to magic talking horses?
>>25542274
Oh so having bums and trannies is a regular happenstance at your family get-togethers? Neato!
>>25542287
Yup gets pretty wild
>>25541348
Not that much, but most people know I watch the show.
>>25540576
OP your question led me down a thought process that has ended with me seriously questioning who my waifu is and now I'm having a borderline existential crisis....damn.... I'll come back when I figure out who it is...and maybe more about who I am...
>>25542846
And he was never heard from again
>Anon your girlfriend looks a lot like that doll you had on your desk when you still lived here
>>25542216
>Mijo...eres un satiro?
>mfw underage satyr waifu
Funny how those words line up like that
Probably ask her how much I paid her to pretend to be my gf
>>25540576
If she was dressed like that, not well
>Son... is that wip cream for hair?
Honestly they'll first start petting her before asking why I brought her.
>>25540576
Is this before or after I murder them? Because I would love to kill my family if I can get away with it.
Since I can't I won't let them meet any GF of mine.
>"Anon, why did you buy a miniture horse? Why does it have a cone on its head? Why did you bring it into the house?"
>"Actually, I'm a unicorn an-"
>"JESUS CHRIST, A TALKING HORSE!"
>>25543289
Dey jus jel of ye sweg bra
Waifu would have to be human. But then again. My entire family would ask why im dating a white girl instead of a soul sister. Which would lead to pic related
>>25540576
They'd think I'm a pedophile and be upset.
>>25543552
Considering you're showing up and introducing a filly as your gf yeah I can imagine
>>25540666
>wondering what I see in a blue pegasus
Isn't it your penis?
>>25540981
>Runs in the family?
No one runs in your family.
>>25541931
She'd probably be wearing a dress just to be formal. You could probably get a glimpse of her snatch/butthole if you tried, though. I don't see ponies wearing underwear.
>>25540576
>Son, how did you turn your plushie into a real horse?
>I am NOT a horse
etc
Other than that, they'd be ok with it. Even glad Im finally dating something
>>25540576
I believe they would happy for me that I finally have someone. It being Rainbow Dash wouldn't surprise anyone though. That's not really a secret anymore.
It's still gonna be pretty awkward. That's just in my nature.
My Dad: Oh look! We have two nerds in the family.
>>25543587
I laughed much harder at that than I should have.
>>25540576
My Mom would be upset my girlfriend wasn't an exact copy of her. My Dad would give a nod of approval and pat my back. My sister would cheer and make cheap jabs at me all night. The rest of my family is irrelevant, but I'm sure it would be a mix of happiness and long periods of disapproving questions.
>>25540576
My stoner dad would trip out on a talking horse, and then call me a faggot.
My stepmom would probably try to kill her.
My mom wouldn't care.
My sister would probably be stoked that I'm not alone anymore.
My better looking, more intelligent, highly charismatic, sex crazed brother would probably take her from me by simply existing.
Everyone in this thread is wrong. It doesn't matter who your family is, the vast majority of people would be freaked the fuck out if a colorful talking horse showed up anywhere, even if she did come as one of their family member's date.
>>25543704
So... Would you beat the living shit out of him for stealing your waifu or just let him get away with it?
>>25543711
I thought we were pretending she was human for this.
>>25543254
>implying he ever moved out
>>25543717
I could try, but he was a blackbelt in taekwondo, took mauy tai for a few years and currently boxes.
I once did a situp.
>>25543728
Oh...
>>25540576
They would either be disappointed that I was in love with a horse, or happy that I wasn't gay.
Mostly like >>25540666 said, but with purplesmart.
Honestly, I would have no idea how they would react. Parents would probably react with stunned silence, condescending glances, and thinly veiled xenophobia/racism until they got to know her well enough to appreciate her a bit. Nothing out of malice, just confusion. You know?
Extended family is chill and supportive as fuck on my dads side, so barring some kind of religious thing I don't think they would give a single fuck about anything other than my happiness. The one aunt who might have a religious objection has had a mild obsession with hooves herself, for different reasons, so I doubt even that would come up.
Mom's side of the family is questionable. I only really know the one uncle and his family because of extreme dysfunction there. He would probably make fun of me for it, but he's chill as fuck too, so whatever. Rest of his family would probably silently judge me, and that would definitely be because of muh religion.
Though I would be seriously concerned about bringing her to what is a traditionally a carnivorous feast. I mean sure, everything besides the turkey is vegetarian. But there's still gonna be a fucking big ass headless bird with a bunch of stuffing shoved up where it's sun didn't shine was once contained sitting on the table, steaming silently while a bunch of hairless apes dismember it with knives and eat it's remains.
Don't know how she would handle that bit.
>>25541772
To be fair, she was using a shitty recipe before, wasn't she? Hardly a good measure of a baker if you didn't have a good recipe to work from and no inkling of how to improve upon it.
>>25541925
>Arabic Waifus
>>25543726
What's even the point of having a pony waifu if she's going to look human?
>>25543728
Do you own a gun?
>>25540666
Pretty much this, but not dash
>>25543758
Nah.
I wouldn't even be mad.
I love him too, and I want flutters to be happy.
>>25543765
Confirmed cück.
>>25540814
>She's MY retarded horse and I LOVE HER!
>>25543743
>had a mild obsession with hooves herself, for different reasons
I doubt it. When girls are into horses, they're all about that horse dong. Obviously they're not going to admit it, despite being crazy fucks.
>>25543794
Not horses specifically, just any kind of behoved creatures.
Has owned llamas, cows, ect. Just really likes them and taking care of them. My statment was just referring to the fact that she doesn't watch MLP, or at least I'm 99% sure she doesn't. You can never really tell in this day and age, can you?
No clue if she's experienced the foreign mammalian dong before. Don't really care either way, to be honest.
>Awkward small talk while I silently hate my step-dad
Nothing different.
>mfw my waifu isn't a horse
>mfw my waifu isn't mlp related
>pic is related
>>25543921
>plebs on my /mlp/
>it's more likely than you think
>>25540576
I'm actually bringing my gf to thanksgiving tomorrow. Even though she's already met my parents she's still nervous as hell for some reason.she was the one who made a thread last week asking what she should get her horsefucker bf for christmas. She told me that she almost got a fucking Trixie cape and hat. You all are gonna give me a heart attack I swear. I fucking love every single one of you horsefuckers
>>25543765
Good for you, Sven
>>25544020>tfw I'll never have a gf that gifts me Trixie's outfit
I honestly could not tell you.
I'm sure they would enjoy her though.
>>25540576
Considering i hate most of them and vice versa, probably about how well it goes every year, except now there will be a horse listening to music during them.
>"Honey, why is there a white mythical creature listening to... whatever that is in the living room?"
If it was with the ~15% that knows my power level, she'd probably eat a rib or two, and a lot of potatoes.Goddamnit im drowning in the tubers again, send help
I'd be more surprised to see my family, so...
>>25544020
Is she going to wear it while you fuck her from behind, or will you not be a fucking pleb and have her femdom you like Trixie actually would?
>>25540576
>Thanksgiving
If I brought flutters back as a human, they'd probably just leave us alone. If I brought the pony home, they'd wonder why it was yellow and pink more than anything.
Why doesn't anyone actually go ask their parent what they would think of said hypothetical situation and post the results?
>>25540576
If I brought Human Fluttershy I think my family would think she was precious, but quiet...they'd try to get her to talk and she wouldn't....It would be a rather entertaining situation.
now if she was a pony I don't think I could ever explain to them enough.
>>25540576
Depends on if she/he is a pony or EQG.
>EQG
>"Her skin color is sooo ... strange Anon."
>pony
>"HOLLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE."
They would probably say
>Since when do brits celebrate thanksgiving?
>Why are you caring a doll with you?
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE
>>25543767
>>25544041
>tfw when you realize /mlpol/ is a thing.
>>25544637
Brits don't celebrate Thanksgiving because they aren't thankful of anything except for tea.
>>25544646
How was that ever not apparent? /mlp/ and /pol/ have quite a bit of overlap. Besides, c.uck is a site-wide meme.
>>25544667
This.
most of them pretend to be upset when pony shit goes on their board.
/mlp/ tends to overlap most with /k/, and /pol/
>>25540576
If she was a pony I think they would be more concerned with where on god's blue Earth I found a Mythical creature, especially one that talks.
They would be so filled with questions they wouldn't even question the fact I was in a relationship with her.
>>25543547
I feel you fellow black anon.
>>25544692
>god's blue Earth
There is no god and ponies not having an equivalent of Jesus/other prophets proves that Christianity/Jew/Islam are wrong. You bringing in living proof of that might upset your (seemingly?) religious family.
>>25544760
Then there is this faggot who always participates in intense faggotrious debates on weather God exists or not.
This is why I'm agnostic because I don't judge people based on their beliefs , I judge them only by their actions.
And to be honest , I know a lot of good and understanding religious people.
>>25540576
I HAVE NO IDEA
>>25544760
but my mom says Jesus was god.
and my mom is never wrong! How do you respond to that, huh?
Waifu is pic related and Roseluck until Lightning Dust makes a return
Parents would ask why I didn't date human, tell me it's wrong and that I'm disgusting for it.
Grandma would flip shit and tell me I'm going to hell.
I have two horsewaifus so I feel like I made it.
Nice trips, nice waifu.
>>25540576
They would ask me why the fuck I celebrate Thanksgiving since I'm not even American.
>>25544793
With "you have to be at least 18 to post on 4chan"
>>25544905
>mfw anon is actually about 20
>mfw he's just super immature.
I am afraid of Sour Sweet's reaction more, to be honest.
>>25540576
This Thanksgiving? They'd probably be more surprised by the time travel, being Canadian and it being over already.
I don't know how anyone in my family would react to me bringing a girl anywhere, it's never happened.
>>25543794
>filename
>>25545003
"OH MY GOD ANON BROUGHT A GIRL TO THANKSGIVING!"
>Anon's Father breaks down crying.
>Grandma drops the turkey on the floor as she goes into cardiac arrest.
>Aunts and Uncles immediately have aneurysms and die on the spot.
>Cousins, Nieces and Nephews begin to throw food and shriek with excitement.
>Angels descend from heaven as trumpets blast a fanfare from on high.
>They chant that the prophecy has been fulfilled.
>Air raid sirens begin to sound, piercing the air
>The world launches it's nuclear arsenal in fear of what is to come after anon brings his waifu to thanksgiving dinner
>ICBM's hit all over the world, causing Nuclear devastation, but at least no one will ever experience the unknown of Anon's new relationship.
>A quiet darkness blankets the Earth, lasting many years.
>>25540894
>But I mean, I'm already literally bringing my waifu to Thanksgiving so fuck it, I guess break reality more and let me bring a little horse.
Anon, please tell me you mean your actual wife, not a plush or some shit
>>25540576
>holy shit a talking horse
>>25545135
>Anon brings a plush, sits it down in a chair and pretends it's the actual character, and his waifu.
>Everyone in family begins to question Anon's sanity.
>>25540576
>"What the fuck is that?"
>>25545153
Knowing /mlp/, I am legit worried that that is what anon meant
>>25545066
BRING A GIRL TO THANKSGIVING ALREADY
>>25545170
as much as I share your concern, I think most people on this board are sane.
>>25540576
In horse form, I'd just get made fun of. My dad wouldn't understand (which I totally understand, I don't understand it either), but my mom would try to get to know them better. And probably be happy if I'm happy. She's a very odd woman
>>25545189
Most doesn't mean All. I still worry about being represented by weeb tier shit in public.
>>25540576
>pic related
>W-What is wrong with her skin?
>Why did she dye her hair purple?
Then I would say something about a shitty genetic disease that makes her look like that but it's nothing to be worried of.
My mom would love that she can fend for herself, because she fucking hates how a lot of girls nowadays can't do shit. She would also like that she manages of her own business. She doesn't like stuck-up people though, so that could be a problem if Rarity goes full retard.
My dad would like her, but he would be worried about the possibility of Rarity being just a gold digger whore.
The rest of my family would probably approve or at least pretend that they do while we are around.
>>25545779
would they approve of her being a QT 3.14?
because EQG Rarara a qt.
>>25545801
Most certainly, Anon
>>25545801
EQG Rara = QT.
>>25545822
Dank.
>>25545824
my bad, EQG Rarara a QT.
must capitalize, because QT is a title not an Adjective.
>>25545824
EQG Rara is a gas station?
>>25545851
where are you from?
because I've never seen a QT gas station.
>>25545838
Now I want a green about having thanksgiving with EQG Rara
>take studly husbando to family turkey day
>pic related
>other female cousins are already married, but are secretly jealous
>family thinks something's wrong with him because of his lack of words
>explains he's shy, but he enjoys family gatherings and needs some time to warm up to new people
>things go other smoothly
>football game is on and husbando starts getting into it and becomes more vocal
>mfw "here we go/that's more like it"
>family adores him
>dinner time
>husbando is polite when eating, but goes back for seconds, thirds and fourths
>no leftovers
>goddamn it..
>family understands he's a big guy with an appetite to match, but still find it a little rude that he pretty much polished off every dish
It'd be interesting.
>>25545851
No, EQG Rarara is a car.
I am a gas station.
because I'd fill her up.If you know what I mean.
>>25545881
carlos.png
>>25540576
My dad would fucking tear my anus apart. But in a good way. He's the sort of guy who just won't let someone live something down. He'd be dropping horse jokes and puns and sun jokes or whatever the fuck. He would find a way to torment me and he would use it for years on end. He'd probably be a little weirded out by the horse thing at first but that would pass. After getting over it he'd most certainly be back slapping for "Getting a good bit a royal skin".
My mom... I don't really know. I think she would approve. Mostly cause sunhorse is like the incarnation of motherhood, so I think they would get along. Don't think she would be weirded out at all by the whole horse thing. After warming up to Celestia I think she'd get into super excited and happy for me mode.
Friends would be a similar reaction to dad.
Cousins would be weirded out period.
Grandparents wouldn't understand but wouldn't speak out against it because they'll think that makes them look like they're out of touch, they're stubborn like that.
>>25544346
Someone do this.
>>25544346
Unless your parents are connected with the youth, This sounds like a terrible idea
>>25543794
>filename
>>25545988
>"Hey, Celestia?"
>"Yes, Mr. Dadnon?"
>"You're dating my son, right?"
>"It appears so."
>"Does that mean you're...my son's sun?"
"Dad, please."
>"It's okay, Anon. I'm just...horsing around."
"Daaaaaad."
>"So how's your relationship? Would you say that it's...stable?"
"Truly, this is hell."
>"Well aren't you just a big ray of sunshine? Oh wait, that's your girlfriend."
>>25546417
God damn that's uncanny. Thanks anon, I needed a good laugh.
>"So dad, mom, I'm dating a horse"
"You're disowned, get the fuck out"
>"It's been a pleasure doing business with you"
Eyy LMAO
WTF bros is this bs bros??
Seriously!
It's time to go outside bros this is downright pathetic bros
>>25540576
I have family flying in from New Jersey and Puerto Rico from my dad's side and Ireland on my mom's side
Imagine Jersey Shores meets East Los Angeles meets a shit ton of Irish people
Heads will roll
I think I said this a while ago, but it still stands.
Mum would just be happy I talked to someone long enough to fall in love, dad would be happy I decided to talk to him at all.
>>25546464
bruh...
>>25546490
This is a perfect stormfront.
>>25540576
Considering she'd probably be black irl, they would react very, very poorly.
>>25546558
Yeah, i could see this. Infact, the the dazzlings seem like they might be black.
>>25546558
But they're not black in the movies.
>>25546598
Except Sonata, she's white as fuck, the odd one out in the group
>>25546603
Well if she were literally yellow I think that would be even worse
human being or any race > chernobyl mutant
>>25543728
>>25543739
>>25544676
>most of them pretend to be upset when pony shit goes on their board
Oh, the magic delusion.
>>25546658
Us ponyfags own 4chan, they just don't know it.
>>25546658
it's 2015, what autists besides /v/ get triggered by ponies still?
>>25546925
You haven't been outside of /mlp/ a lot have you? tons of boards still get triggered by pone
>>25546967
there are other boards?
>>25544847
>>25546976
Fuck you I have 2 waifu
>>25547013
>>25547018
Fuck you I'll get a third one
Finally, a chance to use this gif.
They would probably be very, very confused, considering we never ever celebrated thanksgiving.
>>25547385
Un-American!!!
>>25546558
>>25545779
my dads super into alabaster women, so either i took >pic related
or i took Rarara, if i took rarity everyone would be super suprised and my dad would be like "YOOOOO" (plus he knows about MLP and kind of enjoys looking at the pop culture fan-base, so he'd actually recognize Rarara and my other waifu, and be absolutely hysterical but Derbys probably my favorite so i'll see how i would work this out.
>walk through the door of my grandparents house
>its 9:00 on a thursday
>this last couple of years has been hosted at my grandmothers house, but this time its just a meeting place for us before we go to our Aunt and Uncle's house
>derpy isn't quite out of the car yet, and is checking her surroundings, as we live in Tacoma WA,
>my grandmother greets me at the door. and is eyeballing the low profile sedan i drove to the house in
>they live in a rural community called Kalama WA, sitting on the Columbia river, about 15 miles out from Oregon.
>she knew i was bringing her, and i told them that her nickname was muffins, a nickname she received in home eq class
>their super republican so they're glad that she isn't syrian or black
>moon man moon man can't you see
>my grandparents hate minorities
>she comes out of the car and removes her USPS hat, and her long hair flowes out, and almost struts through the door with a pair of silver aviators on.
>i cant help but bite my lip at the sight
>but i couldn't check her for long as she trips over the raised transition strip between the slate walkway and the hardwood
>my grandparents curse almost simultaneously, and Derby is no longer hip looking, and she gets up with a smile
1/ about 3
>>25547385
>>25547432
Communism is a temporary setback on the Road to Freedom.
>>25547425
it must taste like raisins
>>25547474
pic for >pic related
>>25540576
My Mom would be uncomfortable, my brothers would silently judge me, and my Dad would criticize me behind my back.
>>25547432
We're called "Europeans", actually, but ok...
>>25547482
Eh, whatever, just don't piss on my rug.
>>25547503
>"W-we liked you better when you were a creepy faggot who only left his room for food. She has to go."
>>25546441
Kek
This
>>25547474
>my grandparents are super surprised that she rebounded so quickly, and look at her wide eyed
>she looks back crossed eyed
>they didn't know she had a lazy eye.
they swallowed their pride and we sat around drinking coffee for half an hour until my sister and step brother arrive, and the scene goes as follows
>you put down your seattle's best and notice the sound of an F-250 powerstroke V8 coming up your hill
>the sound rustles the jimmies of the resident dogs and they run outside to greet the gigantic intruder
>it also seemed to surprise Derpy and she looks around to find that the big green truck making that noise was carting my siblings along
>they shut off the truck and mock the dogs, and quickly transition to coming inside the house, where i am sitting on the couch, talking about life
>my sister is shocked to see Derpy, and she introduces herself
>Derpy introduces herself in her New York accent, that being the first time she spoke and my grandparents shift uneasily, my sister just blinks a little and keks just once
"your girlfriend is the cutest little thing I've seen!"
>this makes me a little exasperated. and makes Derpy look slightly uncomfortable, breaking the impregnable posture and switching it out for a shy one.
>this is short lived, and she goes back to being worryless.
>we gather around and layout how to get to where we're going
"take I-5 Northboun- no, go southbound on I-5 till Vancouver and hit I-205 and take the dike road an-"
>i tune them out as i know you'll just end up following them wherever they go.
>i load up, and start to pull out of the stone driveway
>im a mole among giants as everyone there had a truck the size of shaq's donger
>i follow them until we pull into a small culvisac populated by a bunch of ford's and hatchback Subarus'
>i turned down the loud music and told Derpy the house we'd be feasting in tonight
2/3
>>25547478
friendship and magic
You guys, you guys, you're overthinking this. Your families would be thrilled if you brought home a willing female date! What you really have to fucking worry about isthem breaking out the fucking family photo albums
>>25547694
actually, i'm not personally that into this anymore. im done, anybnody feel free to finish for me, im just gonna go drink bleach
>>25547745
Finish what you started faggot
>>25540576
Probably something like this:
>"... So she's a horse."
"Basically."
>"I thought you didn't like horses?"
"There are some exceptions."
>"... Do you ride her?"
"Sometimes."
>"No. I mean, do you RIDE her?"
"Mom, please."
>"DOES HE RIDE YOU?"
>"Yes he does. He prefers to ride me into the sunset, on some days, sometimes for hours longer than that. I'd say the hardest part is getting him off, usually. Being his one and onl- Is everything alright?"
"Mom, this isn't funny. I just want a normal Thanksgiving din-"
>"YOU BROUGHT A HORSE TO THE DINNER TABLE."
>"And the selection looks decadent. I can't wait to dig in."
>"Like you've been digging into my son?"
>"Yes!"
>"..."
"I'm really looking forward to the rest of the family showing up."
>"Oh, hello!"
>"PONIEEEE!"
>"What the hell is that?"
>>25547745
you're in too deep anon. just finish it nig
>>25547785
God, why are moms such cockblocks.
>>25547809
son of a bitch, i puked the bleach back up
okay, ill finish it, i've got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaQMP7Th_zk
playing on repeat
>>25547785
kek
you gotta admit celestias wit would be fantastic in a scenario like this
>>25547785
This would make a wonderful animation short.
>Cousins walk into dining room.
>Youngest girl screams, "PONIEEEE."
>Aunt double takes. "What the hell is that?"
>Cousin wants to ride the pony.
>Mom keeps making double entendre about you riding her.
>More family keeps arriving.
"Dear God just kill me now."
>>25547694
>we get out and do our best impression of a middle-american couple and walk to the door
>my sister steps down from her big ass truck to look Derpy in the eyes.
>thats just awkward
>she paused and looked at me and said in no particular way to get her to talk like she did earlier
>it is said in peril or extreme moments of emotion a man (or woman) would revert to their original language
>for me its english
>for her its yorkian
>totally different languages
>“Wanna get brunch? I’m kind of in the mood for a Bloody Mary.”
>what she really means
>“I would like to get wasted by 2pm today, please.”
>what she says “Have you seen his place? It’s huge.”
>what she means “His apartment has two rooms.”
>two totally different languages
>my sister is wide eyed at her remark about the Bloody Mary remark, but the bewilderment is short lived as we reach the door
>im greeted by the smell of football fans
>beer and cheese with a side of salty pork grinds
>basically what my room smells like
>we sit down to watch the packers beat the shit out of whatever referees are in their way
>i sat down as Derpy went to check out my senpai
>there are at least two brony cousins and one horsefucker there
>one notes the uncanny resemblance, but shrugs it off as a superman effect of sorts
(IE no one can recognise clark kent as superman as they cant believe that superman is a man)
>we all sit down as derpy tells a packers joke
>"Why can't Eddie Lacy get into his own driveway?"
>that got peoples attention as she's a colts fan among sea-hawks and packers fans
>"Someone painted an end-zone on it!"
>laughs all around, as she goes on about in her New York accent
>the only time you ever hear it is during coitus, but this was a whole new world of sexy.
>the feast hits it off as we all have a real good time and share stories,
>we watch the packers game and go home
>there was such sexual tension in the last two hours of the time we were there she gave me fellatio in the carpool lane.
>>25548014
>she's coming back next year
>>25548026
FIN
>>25540576
EQG Derpy = QT
>>25548014
Good job anon. I didn't read a wotd you typed but I just wanted you to finish it so you could have that feeling of accomplishment.
>>25547474
>>25547694
>>25548014
Pretty bad tbqh family. But eh, A for effort.
>>25548014
i liked it. thanks for finishing anon.
>>25548014
Thank you for not drinking bleach.
Also the story. Derpy a cute.
>>25540576
It'd be fun.
>Dad
>"You know? I'm not even surprised. Probably found her in a deep forgotten corner of the world or however that Tolkien quote goes."
>Mom
>"Just don't give me grandkids before I'm sixty. Foals. Whatever."
>Brother
>"A horse really? Wait what do you mean you know about those videos on my computer.."
But if we're talking EQG.
>Dad
>"Holy shit she's everything I expected. Hell I'm impressed."
>Mom
>"I have no idea what they're talking about but goddamn do they look adorable together. Get the camera quickly."
>Brother
>"Does she have a sister? A friend? Come on help a brother out."
>>25548555
Trips confirm shrek rape of sexy pony waifu over thanksgiving
>>25548555
What if shrek is my waifu?
>>25547478
Cotton candy, of course.
>>25548817
Then you'd better check yourself before youShrekyourself.
My family would be surprised that my waifu exist. Then I will be surprised that my bro brought Sunset Shimmer with him as well.
Sweet.
My family would be wondering where my wife was, and why I broke it off with her for a talking horse.
Then I'd be disowned.
>>25549240
What ifi am Shrek?
Dead silent shock, I'm sure.
Meeting the family with this? They'd be speechless.
Especially since I've never shown an interest in finding a mate.
>>25549534
>Especially since I've never shown an interest in finding a mate.
Same. Maybe it's a low sex drive, but I've never really wanted to find a partner or have kids. Bringing home a gf especially like >pic related would be a sign of the end times for my parents.
>>25547371
They wouldn't react.
When I get my hands on Twiggy Piggy, I'm going to take advantage of her childish, naive nature to manipulate her into driving this species to extinction with the exception of my self.
>>25549891
so cool
>>25547371
Kek!
Sauce on this?
>>25547371
Saved
>>25540576
My horsebando would see how im alone eating a can of spam
And either feel bad for me or leave.
Im hoping the former.
Rescue bump
>>25543728
You could hire me to do it. You know...take care of your brother for you. Let's just say for the right price. And you can have your sweet sweet waifu all to yourself I'll end up richer. Everyone wins except for your brother.
>>25543728
Hook me up with your brother and I'll make him a little girl while you tenderly love Fluttershy. I can ease the pain of having no bf, and you don't lose your waifu, all while your brother becomes a sub. Everyone wins.
>>25552874
damn son.
>>25552745
You're either a hitman...or a Prostitute riddled with STDs.
>>25553212
It's both actually whichever you prefer how your brother dies
>>25541348
>staring at image
>suddenly blinks
>>25540576
I'm pretty sure they'd be confused as to how a several-thousand-year old pony is my waifu, and even more surprised that I have a girlfriend. Then they'd proceed to not give a fuck and talk with her like normal people.
Unless we're assuming that we're in ponyland, in which case this gets a little more awkward.
>>25541348
Is there a Fluttershy version of this?
Mum would either not like her at all, or think it's a perfect match.
>>25546417
So his dad is Carlos?
>>25541925
Maybe he's a mormon
>>25555073
As a Mormon myself, I kek'd.
>>25555111
...
Is MLP a big thing among Mormons, or are you That Guy?
I had to ask.
>>25555111
>>25555222
checked mates
its meh i have 2 or 3 brony mormon friends
>>25555222
I'm that guy.
although I'm sure there are other autists who watch, but they tend to be REALLY weird.
around my area Mormons tend to be either normies or super autistic, rarely do you get a person that is the right balance of autism.
>>25555288
i feel you bro i only go to church because of my family though
>>25555249
ah
I asked because I've heard--well, it was a Luna thread a while back, I think.
Someone told the story that he'd been watching MLP with a Mormon friend. They were watching the Nightmare Night episode, "Luna Eclipsed," in which we see Moonbutt has been embiggened and is no longer tiny woobie S1E2 Woona. Supposedly the guy said "She's really hot." (very long pause) "For a pony."and she kind of is
waifu is pic related
Human
Mom would comment on her appearance and ask how we met
Dad would pat me on the back and say nice job
Bro would be jelly
Pony
Mom would be weirded out then be happy (she knows i like mlp already)
Dad would be creeped out and probably make me leave
Bro would laugh and make fun or me
>>25555299
I got to church because I actually believe and agree with the doctrine that is taught.
even if most of the people don't understand it, or they just go for the social gatherings.
which usually ends up with me being a general outcast when at church gatherings.
not that the others don't try to involve me, I just find their small talk and conversations painfully uninteresting.
>>25555352
not NMM but Luna
>>25555356
I understand the doctrine i just dont agree with it and feel like its a vice more than a blessing
To each his own though
>>25540576
>Family is ecstatic that after I "died" on military mission they were never able to get details about I show up at home for the holidays
>Even more pleased that I brought home a girl, she may be alien but atleast they know I'm happy and have company
>>25540576
With friendly open arms, a few initial jokes at my expense by a few of my cousins and uncles, a ton of awkward questions that really aren't too bad,followed by gossip and rude comments in pairs when we're gone.
So overall not bad I guess.
>>25541731
You need to dress up as Slenderman and Livestream yourself spooking people on Christmas now.
Do it, Comrade Anon.
Do it for the lulz.
>>25540576
Holy shit, a talking horse! Anon, what the hell is that thing?
>>25555555
Septs happened
>>25540576
There's no way to say this without being edgy.
My family is dead, they couldn't react if I wanted them to.
But you guys are like family to me, and I know exactly how you guys would react
>HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE
>YOU STOLE MY WAIFU
>GOOD ON YOU BRO GET THAT HORSE PUSSY
>HOW
>HOOOOOOOOOOOW
>PORTAL TO EQUESTRIA WHERE!?
>>25544787
Oh shit Anon, what are you doing?
If you could keep her under controlwhich is probably impossible,she'd be the life of the party, but there's a very high risk of multiple fatalities here.
>>25540576
My father would be disappointed in me.
My mother wouldn't know cuz she's no longer part of my life.
But so long as I have my waifu, I don't give a shit.
>>25543547
>implying rara would date a nigger
>>25543547
>a white girl instead of a soul sister
Why the hell would a black guy have an interest in anything MLP-related? Aren't you guys above this sort of shit?
>>25556105
Not him, but I've always thought the same thing.
>"My lil pony" Nigga, daFUCK are you watchin a show about lil ponies for?"
>"Whyfoo? BRUH, IT AIN'T HARD TO GET A BITCH, FA REAL THO"
>>25555425
I remember that fanfic. That was an intresting piece of writing.
