If you were given the opportunity to go to Equestria, wouldn't you miss your family and friends?Would you offer to bring any of them?What possessions would you take if you knew you were never going back?
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>>25537948
>Pic not related
But OP, I want to be a submissive little mare; recently having been equalised by glorious leader Starlight Glimmer
>>25537948
>implying I have any friends
>implying I wouldn't be just as pathetic and miserable in Equestria as I am now
>>25537948
>wouldn't you miss your family
I don't know if I would be able to leave leaving my parents alone... Probably not.
>What possessions would you take if you knew you were never going back?
Books, as many as possible. That way I could improve Equestria with our scientific knowledge and let the ponies know about our culture and imagination.
Starlight glimmer = best pony
>>25537948
I wouldn't miss them cause I strongly believe there is an afterlife or something out there and a God of some kind.
So perhaps going to Equestria is just my personal heaven.
Although I would like to meet the other people that made it through someday.
>>25538061
>So perhaps going to Equestria is just my personal heaven.
For the purpose of this thread, let's say that Equestria isn't Heaven; it's just another place in the universe and you still have an afterlife to look forward to when you die in Equestria.
>>25538115
Well then I would still not miss them, as I truly believe the stuff I had to do is complete and I am just awaiting my time to depart.
>>25538010
So take them with you.
>>25537948
>wouldn't you miss your family and friends?
I don't have any friends, so...
As for family, of course I'd miss them. But this kind of opportunity isn't something I'd want to give up.
>What possessions
Some books, family pictures, my drawings, figures, and maybe a few electronics on the off chance I get to go through the mirror.
>>25538212
>maybe a few electronics on the off chance I get to go through the mirror.
What are you implying?
>>25538198
Not knowing a single word of English may be a problem for them, though.
>>25538229
You know, humanland.
>>25538237
Perhaps I'm profoundly retarded but I still don't get what you are saying. What does it matter if you get to go through the mirror if you are going to Equestria either way?
>>25538264
>go to Equestria
>go through the mirror
>now you are in the Equestria Grills Equestria
>>25538264
I meant after I got to Equestria. I'd think it'd be nice to visit that place at least. Also it's the only place I can really think of that would let me charge electronics, though that would probably be an afterthought.
>>25538295
Why does that make a difference on whether or not you bring electronics?
>>25537948
>friends
I have one friend and he's a nigger.I'm pretty sure he would not enjoy it.
>possessions
Is electricity a thing in this scenario? I know we've seen Manehattan, but as far as stuff in Ponyville, it's been a little vague.
>>25537948
I wouldn't miss my family at all, I'd offer my friend to come, he might not accept though, and its not like we're close friends anyways. I'd probably sell my computer and trash all my shit, maybe keeping my tablet, a few micro SD cards loaded with music andporn, and a solar charger.
>>25537948
>wouldn't you miss your family and friends?
I'm already a recluse and never see them, so it wouldn't change much
>Would you offer to bring any of them?
Bring them with me? No, they like their happy lives
>What possessions would you take if you knew you were never going back?
Probably books like the other anons said, knife, wallet and muh instruments
Blimp
>>25538415
>needing porn
>in a land of sexy magical talking horses where there's like a 4:1 ratio of females to males
>not just finding a mare to put your dick in
>>25539068
I am that NEET though.
>>25539086
You're in fucking Equestria m8, you don't need any of that shit. Get out and fucking adventure, get >fit, make friends, sex mares. You can do it Anon.
>>25537948
>Family
I've been disowned 'cause of this place
>Friends
What are they?
>Possessions
I wouldn't be taking my pants, that's for damn sure.I'd never be able to keep them on
>>25537948
I have friends and I have family. I'm not really close to my family, and I couldn't take my friends with me. They have family they are close to. Besides, equestria isn't really their kind of place.
I don't know what I would take with me to equestria. Maybe music?
>not taking all your books to share with Twiggy
>>25537948
Books of science. Advance pony science by hundreds of years. Spread glorious empire through the stars by combining space travel and teleportation magic. The reign of Pone begins.
>>25539218
I'd like to take with me some latin, maybe some jazz. Maybe I should finally learn Spanish.
I wouldn't miss any of them. I wouldn't offer to bring any of them. They all have lives. Actual meaningful lives, that they'd miss if they left.
I wouldn't take anything with me. I've always wanted a clean break and a fresh start somewhere nobody knows me and could never dig up anything on me. This would be perfect.
>>25537948
>wouldn't you miss your family and friends?
Not much.
>Would you offer to bring any of them?
I doubt any of them would want to go to a place like that and I wouldn't want most of them there. I'd only offer it to my best friend. Though, when I imagine a scenario where I could go to Equestria, it's usually a "you have to decide now" kind of situation where I wouldn't even be able to tell anyone where I went.
>What possessions would you take
None. I don't have anything of value and I figure anything that's human technology would basically be useless in Equestria. Plus, I've always imagine this kind of scenario to be like terminator, you can't bring anything with you, not even clothes.
>>25537948
Not really. Literally a friendship princess, can't be that hard to get new ones. I've never been too bothered about the presence of family.
Tbh, so long as my flutters is on the otherside, Id leave it all.
>>25539231
>your books
>not checking as many books as you can out from every library in a 10-mile radius before disappearing forever
>>25537948
>Be my Ponesone
>Bring my LEGO
>>25539256
>ruining an idyllic agrarian culture based on kinship and community with your modern technology
>thinking your actions won't have disastrous social repercussions>thinking your science is even valid in equestria
>>25539598
>as my flutters is on the otherside, Id leave it all
Do I know you?
Please leave me alone.
I'll give you whatever you want, just please go away.
*squee*
*sobs*
Somepony please help me.
>>25539722
>Wanting pony society to remain Agrarian forever
>Wanting their society to stagnate and eventually either regress or be assimilated by other more advanced cultures like the Egyptians
>Not wanting pony society to dominate the galaxy
Stay fucking pleb
>>25539787
Don't be a dick. Waifu are serious shit.
>>25539889
She wouldn't even talk to Twilight until she saw that she had Spike. She's still afraid of Luna. She literally got spooked by her own shadow.
Do you really think she'd be perfectly fine with some weird bald minotaur-like thing just came up and tried to hit on her?
>>25539662
>"Welcome to Equestria Anon, we've been expecting you- Why do you have a wheelbarrow full of books?"
"What? I thought you guys might appreciate our literature and scientific achievements."
>"Couldn't you have just, loaded it all up on a tablet or laptop as a bunch of PDFs?"
"What? How do you even know what those are? Also, do you guys even have electricity?"
>Purple smart gives a long sigh.
>"Anon, we have a portal that lets us traverse between worlds. Stealing your technology isn't very hard."
"Oh. Well fuck."
>>25539843
>muh whig history
>muh power fantasy
You go to Equestria to live the good life: using your talents for something meaningful and fulfilling while surrounded by good friends. What's the point in bringing all the stress, anxiety and alienation from our world with you?
I have many friends and a good relationship with my family unlike most of you it seems. I would ask if they wanted to go but it's unlikely most would take my offer. I would bring a 6 million TB hard drive with packed with human culture and backups of the most important stuff as well as computers, my cars, my guns, and lots of ammo.
Shameful self bump
>>25537948
>wouldn't you miss your family and friends?
No, as much as I love my family, I strongly believe in breaking any connection with them and start from zero. I'm not a family oriented man.
Also, I don't really have any close friend.
>Would you offer to bring any of them?
Maybe my dad or my grandfathers since they are pretty bro.
>What possessions would you take if you knew you were never going back?
Depend, do I have to own those objects or I could bring anything I want without owning it?
If I have to own it, I would bring books of nuclear physics, robotics, electricity, hydraulics, metallurgy, mathematics, programming/coding and computers. From basic to expert since I'm not really familiar with those things.
If I don't have to own it, I go with a medabot with a nuclear battery (or a battery that last for at least 20 years without recharging).
>>25540761
Not that Anon. But fuck living a quiet and simple life, whatever Equestria likes it or not, I'm going to make the do a head-first divide into Earth's (or Europe) problems through SJW shit or extreme degeneracy.
>>25541921
If you tried to pull some bullshit like that in Equestria, they'd send you to Tartarus.
>>25542038
>Not making it all legal and shit
Bro, do you even SJW?
>>25542046
Bro do you even monarchy? The princesses wouldn't let that shit fly.
>>25542068
Why? I'm just a dude talking, they could easily fly that under 'that weird money thing that talks gibberish'.
Plus, I could defend myself saying 'I'm free to express myself' and even if I get send to Tartarus, I would be made a martyr because I would have said before this would happen.
>>25542091
Oh anon? I have no idea where he went. You know that crazy monkey is always running around getting himself in trouble. I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later.
>>25542121
>Not leaving proofs behind for the very few ponies that believe you to discover
>Not making everyone a martyr
Is like you don't even plan ahead.
>>25542153
>implying she wouldn't have the m6 get rid of anything suspicious you left behind
>>25542184
Again.
>Not planning ahead
What kind of idiot do things without premeditating everything before?
Also, I find pretty funny that you think Celestia will give a damn about some random human that talks weird things to some ponies in a crowd, that may or may not remember it after a few hours.
If anything. She would think I'm annoying but harmless.
>>25542206
You ripped through space and time to hop dimensions. That's not suspicious enough for her to have some ponies keep an eye on you and try to figure out what you're up to?
>>25542219
That's why you plan ahead, you idiot.
You make them believe that you are harmless, so they leave you alone.
Since you are new hot shit of the week in Equestria ponies will gather around you, may you will have some fans and shit (maybe).
Once you have your fans, you began to spread the SJW poison (subtly of course, don't wanna attract unwanted attention, just the ones that are actually stupid enough to believe me).
>>25542269
They're not stupid. They've had to deal with Discord before. It always begins subtle, that's exactly what they're looking for.
This thread got beautifully autistic
>>25542356
Then I'll go for the artsy route and begin to write books or start painting.
It's not illegal until Celestia ban it and when she does it, then it'll prove my point that she's a bigot that hates the truth or whatever I accusing her to be.
>>25542480
>or whatever I accusing her to be
Slandering the Supreme Leader of Equestria isn't art, anon.
>>25542498
As far we know, Equestria have freedom of speech, so she banning my art because she got offended by something I drew, then I can accuse her of being a hypocrite without it being a slander.
>>25542528
It's not illegal, just nopony will appreciate some foreign ape slandering their princess. That'd basically be like talking shit about their mom.
>>25542556
How so? I didn't write a book saying 'Celestia a shit' for 150+ pages. I write a book about the history of Equestria in an SJW fashion, that in maybe at one point mention loosely that Equestria's government is two faced, other than that is bitching about how xenophobic Equestria's inhabitant are and how they only like Equestrianized versions of zebras/minotaurs/whatever.
If it's banned, then it's proven that my allegation was right, if not, then it will ridiculized by Twilight or something.Maybe people living in other kingdoms will read it and agreed with what I have wrote or whatever.
>>25542614
If the benevolent millenia-old ruler says that the weird creature that came from fucking nowhere is spewing toxic shit, then the new guy is probably spewing toxic shit even if ponies can't immediately recognize it.
>>25542637
So, you are saying that fuck with Equestria, I have to fuck with it's international relationships? That I should move to some place that easy to control, spew my toxic shit about Equestria, share my human technology and then go for another kingdom?
Boy, Anon, you are even more devilish than I.
>>25542498
i wanna slap twiggy with my cock τbh
>>25542614
You forget, Anon; their world's direction is dictated by people in our world. No matter what you try, you will always fail, because that's just how that world works.
>>25542662
Yeah pretty much. Then get ready to be blasted by the EoH when you're a clear and imminent threat.
>>25539949
>hit on her
You've got no game. Hitting on a fluttershy is the last thing to do if you want their love. Spend you're time loving the animals instead.
>>25542718
Doesn't that just prove my point? I mean, I'm other kingdom talking shit about Equestria and it's leaders, but I'm also helping them to develop technology that will help them. If I get vanished by the EoH, is Equestria is going to be in a bad spotlight not me.
>>25542726
>Spend you're time loving the animals instead.
I don't think she'd appreciate you fondling her pets.
>>25542738
Then whichever kingdom you manipulated would realize how much of an evil prick you were and apologize for falling or you deception.
>>25542767
>Be friendly with them and help them develop new technology
>Just talk shit about Equestria and rulers (not like I'm the first guy doing that) and don't try to impose anything on others, whatever they follow what I say is up to them
That's all, I don't plan to become their leader or something like that, just a guy who help them with new technology and talks shit about Celestia and spew SJW garbage from time to time.
>>25542804
You're a real piece of shit, you know that, right? You'd probably be exiled from every country you step foot in and try to spew that garbage.
>>25542814
Explain. 'Cause, I'm pretty sure other kingdoms aren't that submissive to Celestia and would like new technology, even if it comes with a weird creature that talks shit about other kingdom and other dumb things attached, plus they could ignore most of my words.
In any case, you should be more mad about the kingdom I'm giving the info about our technology, who knows what would they decide to do with it? Who knows if they decide to research/develop anti-magic materials.
>>25537948
Take no one. I want to explore and do something with my life and bringing some douchebags with me isn't something I want to do.
Bring BOB.
Bring tablet (filled with books) and portable charge packs.as well as every season of MLP:FiM
One or two paperbacks as well.
>>25537948
>wouldn't you miss your family and friends?
A little
>Would you offer to bring any of them?
Not sure
>What possessions would you take if you knew you were never going back?
Nothing. A fresh start.
>>25542761
>he can't differentiate between loving care and sex.
You don't deserve a waifu like Fluttershy. You don't even deserve pinkie-pie.
>>25544078
Good. I don't want either of them. I just want my autism horse. We get each other.
>>25537948
I'd probably offer this new life in a utopian paradise to my friend. Being the normalfag he is, he wouldn't accept, but at least I'd try
I'd try to bring all the general hardware and materials I could, to try and set up a makeshift electric instalation wherever I end up
>>25540085
I'm sure Twiggy of all people would appreciate the feel of having a book in the your hands, err hooves-- telekinetic field?
>>25537948
Why is she holding the lance of Longinus from Eva?
>>25545049
Why aren't you?
