>"By the order of the Equestrian high council it has been decided against my wishes that you are to be taken back to your world. Please be aware I've done everything in my power to make your life just as it used to be. No one in your world will even know you went missing.">"Hah! You should have seen your face sweetie. Don't worry I would never do that."
...>"Anon...?"
>>25537804
>At that point, Anon had a heart attack.
>What has Celestia done?
>>25537804
Don't even joke like that.
>Breaking down and crying at the thought of going to that hellhole
>>25537804
Why would you think that was funny?
I almost had a heart attack
>>25538664
Dude FUCK GIVE THAT GIF 2 me rite noe
>>25537804
F-flutters... I-I need flutters.
>>25537804
>Anon then commited sudoku
>>25537804
Requesting green where Anon and Sunbutt prank eachother, this happens. Anon is actually thrown for a loop for once. And thencute feels are had..Or they fuck
>>25537804
Do it, it's obvious I will never have any friends or a lover here and have a shitload of anime and games to catch up on.
>>25539466
>Anon stands in silence for a few moments before erupting into a fit of rage and destroying everything around him
>Ponies are left battered and bruised in his wake
>Tears a path from Canterlot to Ponyville
>Disheveled Celestia chasing after him
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO I SWEAR IT'S JUST A PRANK"
>>25537804
I require a feels green.
Maybe something like this:>>25539466
>>25539466
>>25540296
>You are Anon
>You are also a smug motherfucker at the moment
>You and the Great White Horse had a little bit of a prank war going on
>And you just got her /good/
>With the basic of basics no less!
>She should have seen the hot sauce in the cake coming
>But nope
>You offered her some cake to go with her tea, knowing she could never wait that long and would just devour it as soon as you left the room
>She was halfway through a Ponebasco-injected cake before she knew what was happening
>Her tears, seen through the keyhole, were delicious
>As was this temporary victory
>But you knew she'd come back hard after something like that
>You had to be ready
>Magic's haxy as fuck
>And Sunbutt and her sister are the haxiest
>They were nice, yeah
>Celestia especially
>But they took their pranks seriously
>...
>You're kind of wondering if this was a setup, now...
>Maybe she'll use it as an excuse to get you chucked in the dungeons for a day?
>That'd be a pretty good one, actually
>If so, you played right into her hands!
>Fuck
>You book your shit out of the castle, planning to lay low in the city until a homie in the guard told you it was cool
>Yeah, she could still easily find you
>But she was careful to not show her prankster side in front of other ponies, or out of the castle in general
>Gotta keep that motherly facade up
>You're nearly back to your apartment
>You'd lived in the castle when you first arrived, but moved out once you got enough bits and a job
>It didn't feel right to keep depending on the sisters
>Celestia seemed strangely sad to see you go, but she cheered up when you told her you'd still be in Canterlot
>You honestly liked being around her when she wasn't enchanting your pants to pitch a tent every time you walked by a mare
>The cheeky cunt
>You never really lived that one down
>Home at last!
>Now you hunker down and wait for the fallout
>Maybe she'll make a city-wide announcement calling for your apprehension
>Wouldn't be the first time
>>25540599
continue
>>25539471
One punch man in equestria when?
>>25537804
Don't make me go back I don't fit in there
>>25537804
FINALLY! Jesus Christ am I tired of cartoon horse land where I get dirty looks if I eat meat, or basically do anything human that offends you PC ponies. I don't even know how I got here in the first place. Alright, let's go!
>>25540599
Yesyesyesyesyes. MOAR!
>>25540599
>...you've been in your apartment for a while, but there's no commotion outside...
>No guards banging on your door
>No nothing
>Huh
>Maybe she's just waiting for you to come back to the castle?
>Probably
>You'll wait a while longer
>She's gotta give up and admit you got her eventually
>You stand up and walk into the kitchen to fix yourself a sandwich
>You just put the finishing touches on it when you hear the sound of teleportation from your living room
>There's only one pony who teleports into your living room
>herewego.jpg
>You swagger back into the room, and lo and behold
>A stern-looking Sunny D has appeared!
"Wow, giving up already Cel? I figured I'd have to wait a few days at least, but I guess you realized you can't come back after getting got by the oldest one in the book!"
>You shoot her your best troll-grin as you take a seat and bite into your sandwich
>"I'm afraid the fun is over, Anonymous."
>That gives you pause
>She hasn't addressed you by your full title in a long time
>"You've gone too far this time."
>Pfffft
>Is /that/ what this is about?
"Look, I get you're a cake-o-phile and what I did is probably a low blow to you, but honestly, you should've seen that shit coming. Not all of us hold cake as a religious object."
>She stamps her hoof
>/Anonymous/!"
>...
>She's...
>She's not fucking around.
>What's happening?
"W...What? I'm sorry if it was too much, I just thought it would be funn-"
>"'Too much' is an understatement, Anonymous. You tampered with the food of royalty. A high crime since centuries past."
>...oh
>Oh no
>Come on!
>This-
>This can't-
"Cel!? I'd never hurt you! You know that! It was just a joke!"
>"Unfortunately, the nobility is not so confident in that regard. An emergency joint session was held when news of your "prank" broke."
>Her face has never been so terrifying to you
>"By the decision of the Equestrian high council, you are to be returned to Earth."
>...
>...wha...?
>>25537804
>>25540916
Keep going, friend. I'm hoping for feels or further pranking hilarity
>>25537804
It's just a prank bro, see look there's the camera, chill bro!
>>25540916
c'mon friend, I need my daily dose of feels
>>25540916
more?
>>25540916
>"Please be aware I've done everything in my power to make your life just as it used to be. No one in your world will even know you went missing."
>No
>NO
>This isn't what you want!
>You don't want to go back!
>They can't make you!
>You won't!
>Why the fuck should those stuffed shirts have a say in what happens to you?!
>You're your own man!
>A citizen by their own law!
>AND YOU ARE NOT GOING BA-
>"Snerk!"
>A stifled laugh brings you out of your mental storm of terror and rage
>Celestia's cheeks are bright pink, shoving a hoof in her mouth to suppress her laughter
>"Heehee! Anon, I wish I could show you your face right now!"
>...
>...
>...
>Too far.
>That...
>That was low.
>She knows...
>She /knows/ you hated your life on Earth
>You turn and walk towards your bedroom
>"Anon...?"
"Yeah. Good deal. You got me, Princess. 'Gratz. GG no RE."
>You hear her hoof steps behind you
>"Anon?!"
>You run
>You'd snap if you had to look at her
>You can barely keep control as it is
>You sprint into your room and slam the door into place, locking it
>"Anon, please-!"
"NO!"
>Your shout cuts her off
"You know that's taboo! You know I hate it there! That's bullshit, Celestia! You can't just fucking... pull that shit..."
>Goddammit
>You're crying
>She fucking terrified you in that moment
>And you run and hide like a bitch?
>Better hand in your man card, son
>"Anny..."
>Great
>That fucking nickname
>She only called you that when you two were alone
>It was fucking childish as fuck
>So why did you like it?
>And when she threatened you with your worst nightmare /for a prank/, why were you more concerned with controlling yourself and not hurting her feelings with your reaction than you were with letting her know just how fucking uncool that was?
>It's official
>You're a faggot
>"Anny...?"
>She's still there
"...what?"
>"Can I come in...?"
>...
>Well, you're already gay, so why don't we just get a big hugbox of friendship lessons and other faggotry going on?
>"...sure."
>>25541241
ANNY!
>>25541258
FUCK YOU!
>>25541258
Shit, should've thought that nickname through...
Anyhow, I gotta go be a productive human for a few hours. I will return and finish this though. Swear.
>>25541258
Gotta admit, I thought that when I saw it too.
>>25541258
kek
>>25541305
So... more?
It's treason, then
>>25541305
waiting patiently
>>25541241
>She doesn't bother with the door
>She appears in front of you in a flash
>For a moment, you get a view of dat booty
>It has be where all that cake goes
>She turns and faces you
>...she's tearing up too?
>You're about to speak when you're suddenly enshrouded by a white pair of wings
>A pair of hooves wrap around your torso, and her head comes to rest on your shoulder
>"I'm so sorry... I thought... I didn't consider..."
>She's so subdued...
>...
>You return the embrace
>She takes some encouragement from that
>"...Anny. You know I'd never send you back."
"I...yeah, but... You were really convincing. Could the council actually do that...?"
>She's silent for a moment
>"...yes."
>You tense up
>She just grips you tighter
>"But I would never, /ever/ allow it."
>Holy shit
>That was the hardest you've ever heard her voice
>"Certainly, you've ruffled some feathers with your antics around the castle. I have, in fact, heard a petition to have you banned from the premises in Day Court. But I refused to approve it. I enjoy having you near me, Anny. I take great pleasure in our little games. Luna does as well. You're not going anywhere. The nobility shall get used to that."
>She moves her head back to look you in the eye
>"I acknowledge that this was too much. I apologize, from the depths of my heart."
>Fuck
>She can't just-
>You should-
>Those eyes-
>Ugh
"...you're off the hook."
>She buries her face into your neck
>"Thank goodness..."
"BUT!"
>She's back to looking you in the face
"You have to tell me who made that petition against me."
>The reply was instant
>"Blueblood."
"Is that real answer, or are you just saying that because you want to see what I do to him?"
>She giggles
>"Both."
>She leans back into your shoulder
>"You are worth far more to me than Blueblood's dignity."
>You chuckle
"And that's worth, what, next to nothing?"
>"Anny, I'm being serious!"
"So, how much am I worth exactly?"
>She freezes
>You already know
>You're just gonna make her squirm a bit
>>25542534
go on
>>25537804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_72BfT0uPzk
>>25542534
D-don't stop
>>25542534
daww
>>25542534
The end? That was sweet.
You know at the beginning she was my least favorite character, but now she's in my top three
>>25542534
>"You... You are..."
>...
>"..."
>"A...lot...okay...?"
>You deadpan so hard you're a little afraid your face will stick like that
>She's red and stuttering now
>"Y-y-you are very d-dear to me! Y-you know that!"
"Everybody and their mom is "dear" to you, Cel. That's just how you are. I'm asking if I specifically hold any special place in that pantheon of precious individuals."
>Nearly there
>You've nearly got her
>"I...you...erm...o-obviously...you are..."
>Your floor is suddenly incredibly interesting
"What's this? Mighty Celestia of the Sun, reduced to a quivering filly at the words of a weird space monkey?! Unthinkable!"
>Her head shoots up, indignant
>"You're not weird! And /certainly/ not a monkey! I find your body lovely!"
>You let what she just said sink in
>...wow, her entire head just turned red!
"Oh, so you just want me for my body, eh?"
>"N-n-n-n-no! Anny, I want all of you!"
>Aaaaaaaaaaaand there it is
>That heart-melting face
>All you wanted
>You let her stew in her embarrassment and trepidation a moment longer, if only because you fucking love that face
"Cool. Because I want all of you, too."
>She freezes
>Her eyes slowly come up to meet yours
>"...Anny..."
>You smile
"Be mine, Cel."
>She's tearing up
>Different reason now
>"I already am."
"Prove it."
>Her eyes widen
>Then narrow back down into a sultry little stare
"And how could I go about that~?"
"You take a day off, we cuddle until you can't stand up, and then we prank Blublood until he cries for mercy."
>She laughs happily
>"You're perfect."
>You pick her up, and flop onto your bed
"In all seriousness, can they function without you? The government, I mean."
>She snuggles in as tight as physically possible, closing her eyes
>"They'll figure it out."
"Good."
>You pull a blanket over the two of you
"Because you're not leaving anytime soon."
>She gives a throaty giggle
>"I've no intention of being anywhere else but next you."
"For how long?"
>"For always, Anny."
"Sounds good to me, Cel."
Fin
>>25542955
10/10
>>25542955
i like it men tx :D
>>25542955
hhhngggg
>>25542984
>>25542986
Thanks m80s. Check out muh pastebin to find it again.
http://pastebin.com/u/PhysicsAnon
>>25537804
> Suddenly realizing everyone you knew now thinks your dead.
>>25543246
My dead what?
>>25543281
Your dead cat.
>You arrived in Equestria for quite some time ago.
>You were confused, and scared obviously
>The worst part was that you were mysteriously teleported before a plane crash.
>A plane that you took with your family...
>It was hard. Very. That was an understatement; you were traumatized to a large degree.
>You couldn't sleep.
>Insomnia was an everyday occurance.
>You've lost a great deal of your weight due to the fact you are unable to eat as it reminded you of the many family dinners you had.
>Even the word family had triggered you.
>You couldn't even go outside as you'd burst into tears at the mere sight of other couples.
>You didn't know what sick twisted humor the universe had.
>But it teleported you fast enough before the explosion could reach you, but slow enough that you managed to catch one last glimpse of your family killed.
>It took many, many agonizing months to fix your broken mind.
>But it did work again... somewhat.
>You still felt extremely uncomfortable at the sight of families doing any sort of activities together.
>Because of this, you were always seen alone.
>You wanted to be left alone.
>Because... despite these creature's best attempts at making you happy: You were broken permanently.
>Solitude was a regular thing for you, against the advice of the doctors to socialize as much as possible.
>This was ( not ) the life.
>You knew you will commit suicide soon.
>Maybe not today.
>Probably not even next week.
>But that noose will be made someday.
>There was always something that destroyed those thoughts however.
>A certain white motherly mare.
>The closest friend you can have.
>And dare you say, someone you had finally manage to call "family".
>>25543799
>This mare really knew how to make you smile.
>She was one of the first one to greet you.
>...and the first one to volunteer to personally look after you.
>Yeah, the nobles were pretty mad.
>You often overhear a lot of them talking behind her back.
>"How degrading for a princess to take in some random strange monkey!"
>"What a load of horse-apples, my long awaited appointment got cancelled for this... THIS?!"
>"Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. She treats him with more attention than that, mmm, oh yes! That purple unicorn."
>"Ha! At least that unicorn had talent. This hairless ape can't even do magic."
>It was hell having nearly the entire council hate your shot.
>But it turned into a comedic theater everytime she caught wind of these conversation.
>You seriously need to get your hands on a camera.
>Even more when you'd casually walk up to her and just speak to her like as the snobby nobles would call "treating her like a muddy commoner".
>And you're pretty sure you've given a lot of them aneurysm with your little prank wars.
>It was glorious.
>>25537804
>>"By the order of the Equestrian high council it has been decided against my wishes that you are to be taken back to your world. Please be aware I've done everything in my power to make your life just as it used to be. No one in your world will even know you went missing."
>
>>"Hah! You should have seen your face sweetie. Don't worry I would never do that."
>...
>>"Anon...?"
>...but it was too late to take back what Celestia said.
>anon was already attacking the high council by swinging a guard pony around by his tail.
>6 ponies died to anon's impromptu flail massacre.
>>25543856
Got hungry.
Went to eat something.
Come back.
No more motivation to write story.
I was hoping to turn this into a mummy fetish shit. Fuck.
Lel.
>implying anyone even got interested.
;-;
>>25543964
You put the self pity on pretty thick with Anon, that kind of thing kills it.
>>25543856
Keep going friend. It's good.
>feign immense sadness
"Celestia, w-why would y-you--"
>approach as if to hug her
>as soon as you feel her hoof awkwardly wrapping around you, reach for her horn
>use it as leverage to hold her in place as you bring your knee into her throat
>wrench the horn from her skull
>use it as a wand
>bring her to her knees
>kneel down and whisper into her ear
"It's just a prank, bro."
>>25543964
Moar green, pls
>>25542955
Bravo.
>>25544165
>>25544780
...The O looks like a heart....Like if it was some kind of edgy little girl
>>25539466
See:
>>25539681
>>25539855
Pranks galore.
>>25542955
Very cute. Enjoyed/10
>>25543856
Getting more of this?
>>25543637
Sweet!
9 more lives for me!
>>25537804
>"By the order of the Equestrian high council it has been decided against my wishes that you are to be taken back to your world. Please be aware I've done everything in my power to make your life just as it used to be. No one in your world will even know you went missing."
>You started to see red. She wouldn't.
>"Hah! You should have seen your face sweetie. Don't worry I would never do that."
>"Anon...?"
...Anon angry!
>"Anon?"
>She looks at you quizzically.
>You run out of the throne room and jump out of the nearby window, transforming into yourfinal formhalfway down.
>"ANON SMASH!"
"And that's how Celestia found out Anon was green for a reason! Along with how most of the castle was destroyed. Along with how I got my cutie mark! It was an exciting day. The end."
>>25546806
That's my secret Captain.I'm always a faggot.
>>25542955
pretty good man
>>25542955
Noice
>>25543964
Keep going nigga
>>25548223
I need a picture of Celestia and Luna trying to squeeze into the 'pretty princess box' at the same time.
For science ;^)
>>25540767
>>25540767"You don't fit in here either, Anonymous. You're not a pony"
>>25550500
oh shit
5550500 get
boop
>>25550500
On a scale of broken to dead inside, how fucked would you be after hearing that straight from Celestia's mouth?
>>25551232
If it were still a joke, I'd probably finally understand what it's like when a black guy is uniromically called a nigger. You can laugh about it but you feel a lil ded inside
If she were 4srs and I just got fucked roasted on my last minutes in horseland, I'd probably just kill myself before she had the chance to send me back.
In a sense of immediate reaction though, like right then and there, I'd probably walk off in tears like "fuck all of you in particular", almost in a sense of gif related
tl;dr pain_and_sorrow.png
>>25550500
I know.But not for long...
"I—Sorry."
>You close your eyes and turn away from her
>"Anonymous?"
>Fuck
>The entire "I help people" shtick
>You almost forgot about it
"I... I need a minute, okay?"
>"Anonymous?"
>You feel a nose nudge you in the back
>Wow, fucking seriously?
"Look. I never—I made the decision to stay because I knew that, logically, I was probably dead on Earth. I mean, uh, when I got here, I think I got here through dying. I've told you that, right?"
>"Yes."
"And when you... when you said that, I imagined what it would be like. God, three years. My friends are probably entirely different people. My mom, she's—she's gotten over it by now. I guess I just thought that, you know, that this—that this was all some kind of fantasy. This entire thing, I mean—Equestria, you people. Not that I don't have great friends and relationships and love all you've done for me, but it's never really been quite—quite real, you know?"
>You exhale
"But that, that just now... This is real. It's now more real to me than my old life. Because I wasn't—I wasn't convinced. Not for a second. What you said was just—just impossible. And that's, you know, that's kind of weird to think about. It's not just me that's gone. They're... they're gone, too."
>You feel fur on your neck
>"Would you like to discuss this further?"
"No."
>"Would you like me to stay?"
"...I guess."
>"By the order of the Equestrian high council it has been decided against my wishes that you are to be taken back to your world. Please be aware I've done everything in my power to make your life just as it used to be. No one in your world will even know you went missing."
>"Hah! You should have seen your face sweetie. Don't worry I would never do that."
...
>"Anon...?"
>"Anon..Are you..."
>No, she took one step too far.
>You feel something move inside of you.
>You can no longer contain it.
>It's something that lays inside of you.
>Everyone knew you held it deep inside.
>Underneath all the layers you know what lurks inside your very being.
>You fling your head back.
>A blue light engulfs your body ripping off your clothes and flesh.
>She done this, she release the horrors upon her own kin.
>You lower your jaw to let out a long screech.
>You were Anonymous no longer.
>You are..
>A spooky skeleton.
>>25552505
>"Underneath all the layers"
Was expecting shrek
>>25552505
>A spooky skeleton.
I find it even funnier how it's not something more intimidating, like a skeleton king or a lich, just an every-dayspookyskeleton.
Beep
Boop
>>25537804
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
>>25543964
This thread ain't going nowhere 'til you finish dat green, m90.
>>25552505
Spoopy
bomp
>>25543054
>>25547881
toplel u got im der
Beep
>>25539661
Kek
>>25561263
What is this 'kek' everybody seems to be talking about?
>>25561491
Lurk moar newfag.
>>25561491
Here's an unhelpful but truetip: Think of Starcraft 1.
>>25562569
>Starcraft 1.
My nigga.It's actually more commonly associated with pic related.
>>25563993Only because of the image macro material. If I have someone asking about a subject, I try to lead them towards the fullest history of it that I know of. It makes it easier to remember.
I'm assuming you're talking about the danish(?) minicakes rather than any warcraft reference.
>>25566349In Orcish, "lol" translates to "kek"
http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/OrcishAlso Danish Minicakes.
