After discussing it with the other princesses , we decided to ban you from equestria, anon.
you can´t even lift 10 pounds and you´re completlly useless to our society
>>25537337
My hands say otherwise.
>>25537337
>Our hands say otherwise.
You are not alone, Anon.
We are one.
We are many.
We are Anonymous.
We are Leigon.Go ahead, call me a faggot.
One of us can form a sentence.
You can't ban me, my brother works for Steam.
YOU'RE banned!
>>25537337
"I told you, that's not a horn! That's my dick!"
>"Oh suuure-"
"I CAN'T DO FUCKING MAGIC WITH MY DICK!"
>"Guards!"
"All right, fine! Bring me a bucket and ten pounds of bricks."
>"What are you-"
"JUST DO IT!"
>>25537337
>10 pounds
How much is that in a real scientific unit, Princess?
>>25537868
about 2 feet
>>25537337
>completlly
>>25537337
>you can´t even lift 10 pounds
>10 pounds
Come on, I know I'm not exactly /fit/ material, but that's just plain insulting.
>>25537868
$15.10
>>25537868
'bout tree fiddy
>>25537868
44 Newtons.
>can't even lift ten pounds
I'd ban this Jabba cosplayer as well. Jesus Christ. I know old ladies who can lift ten pounds
>>25537337
Who needs to lift when I can just build a machine that lifts for me?
You haven't seen the last of me, celery
>>25539853
Thank you
>>25537337
... I just spent all day chopping and splitting firewood for my neighbors, who are too old and frail to cut their own.
... that really hurts...
>>25539853
>>25539893
>pounds of mass are the same as pounds of force
Liberal arts majors get out
>>25537337
>you can´t even lift 10 pounds
What are you talking about, bitch?
I carry my dick with me everywhere I go.
>>25537337
Well since you redefined pounds so that you can weigh exactly one pound, yeah, it's fucking hard to do.
>>25537868
>10 pounds
How much is that in a communistic unit, Princess?
>>25539924
>not knowing that some stupid shit thought it would be a good idea torefer to both Lbm and lbf as "the pound"
Not all of us can take college level physics I guess.
I'd still pound that princess's ass if you know'm sayin.
>>25539976
4.54 communistgrams
>>25539924
Stay in school, kid.
...Actually, no, you should get out of your yankee school and get a real education.
>>25539853
4.4 actually
>>25539982
That's why Imperial mass is usually measured in glorious slugs
>>25539999
Quads confirm Slug master race.
>>25539853
>>25539984
NEWTONS ARE FRUIT AND CAKE
>>25539999
legendary quads confirm
Imperial mass is usually measured in godly slugscheck'd
>>25537489
Faggot.
>>25540242y-you too
>captcha: 350
>>25540021
I do not think I have even seen much this retarded on /pol/. Want another one to add to it? Really about 40% of you must be retarded.
>>25537337
I m-might be useless celestia
But I mean look at you, how many leg days have you skipped?
>>25540313
you're one of them
For your information, I can lift 12 pounds.
>>25540313
>40%
More like 75%.
>oh no someone else has a different opinion than me better call him retarded and remind everyone that i am a very smart individual
>>25540021
Congratulations, you just proved how american you are.
>>25537868
Exactly ten pounds you silly billy
>>25540370
your opinion is factually deficient
>>25540505
Almost every other first world country has similar rates of obesity to america commie
>>25540933
says amerigan education system product
>>25540957
>le american education meme
nice one
>>25540965
>es gork'd x-DDDDD
Tell me again who Yuri Gagarin is, or the gravitational force formula without looking it up on google.
>>25537337
Who can't lift 4.5 kilos? Is the anon in this prompt 90 years old?
>>25540992
Yuri was the first person to go to space.
And i do not know what the gravitational force formula is
>>25540505
Found the yuropoor
>>25537337
Of course I can't lift 10 pounds. You told me to do it with magic which, hello Celestia, I don't have any. Just get me a rack, a metal bar, and 400 pounds separated into several 45 pound discs. I'll show you my TRUE POWER.
>>25541021
GmM/(r^2), where G is the gravitational constant, the m and M are the masses of the objects in question, and r is the distance between the centers of the objects.
>>25541244
Thanks I guess. Not something i would need to know in life unless I'm in a specific field that uses it.
>>25541160
Lalala not believing you can squat 445...
>>25541071
found the buggurt
>>25537337
>>25537337
“Uh, wait, you're banishing me because you think I'm weak?”
>“Those weren't my exact words....but essentially, yes.”
“...I got something to who ya, Princess.”
>You take off your shirt as the whole throne room fills with the gasps of guards and the two princesses.
>The light shining through the stained-glass windows shine off of your chiseled body brilliantly as stand tall with your chin up high.
>With the build of Ben Affleck, you flex your massive biceps proudly whilst carrying a confident smile.
“Still wanna banish me?”
>Celestia and Luna immediately begin to debate with hushed whispers.
>Luna seems to disagree with Her elder sister, making you guess she is siding for you to stay here in Equestrian.
>It takes a few moments, but the to seem to make an agreement.
>“Anonymous, against my better judgement, my sister has persuaded me that you are allowed to remain in this realm...”
>Thank you based moon horse...
>“...But on one condition. You must be required to service any Princess during their heat cycle, and whoever else they will allow you to please.”
>[spoilerTHANK YOU BASED MOON HORSE[/spoiler]
“Seriously? That fucking all? I'll fuck you two right now if you want!”
>“Pardon? You're suppose to not want this, and request to,go--”
>Luna hops up from her throne eagerly before Celestia can finish.
>“RAVAGE ME, ANON. MAKE ME YOUR COCK SLEEVE.”
>“Wait, no! Luna, he's supposed to NOT want to be our slave!”
>You laugh excitedly as Luna pins you to the floor.
“Oh! I can be a sub if that's what you two want! Uh...Oh Luna! Don't hurt little ol' me, Anonymous the human!”
>Celestia tries to explain herself still...
>“Wait, Anon! Luna! This isn't what I expe-”
>“Anon, the night will last forever for us as we I'll continually fuck till we can fuck no more!"
“Oh please! If only another Princess--preferably one with white fur and raises the sun--could save me, and teach this evil mare a lesson!”
1/?
>>25541522
I think your drunk nonny but I will listen if you continue
>>25541607
I'm with this guy.
>>25537337
I will not be stopped.
You are free to try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l4JFCy2Wk4&index=7&list=PLHQ0xKUMxXGv8Hed5TgzzCgT2YPIivJXs
The story is off to a great start. Let's see more!
>>25541607
>>25541642
Yeah, im wasted.
Shit, I do know why I added then“1/?”. Clops too hard,to write when your not sober. Don't expect more
>>25541699
Awe but will celestia even get involved if your sober?
>>25541715
I was originally gonna rite it with the ending where Celestia eventually goes “Fuck it, I'm in.” That oils be it though. Maybe I can write clop of it tomorrow.
>>25541459
>>25541522
MOAR RIGHT NOW
>>25542076
still buggurt after a couple of towers and pic related
>saying ti like it's a good thing
>implying you still have any control over it
>>25542233
/ was a recent event. people still suffer from it. of course some people are still going to be anal blistered about it.
>>25542612
yeah, because amuricans care so much about what was mostly spics and chinese immigrants who died over a conflict their government caused in the first place. Like if they were tho only first world country to ever face a tragedy.
>>25544162
American people never really suffered as much as the other nations did in both of the World Wars.
Probably why they made so many games about them.
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