Episode 524: The Mane Attraction
Written by Amy Keating Rogers
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ew3jo
It was inevitable that Pinkie Pie would make connections in the entertainment world; she befriends so many ponies that the difficulty may lie in finding some circles she doesn't have a hoof in, however tenuously. That's not why she makes friends, though, it's really just an extra perk. Sometimes a substantial perk, but one she can do without if she must.
Of course, she can always reciprocate - there's an advantage to knowing a mare who knows so many ponies.She can get some crazy parties going with the size of her invitational lists!
>>25529045
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODE 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Panko Pop
>>25534430
What's he smiling about?
>>25534434
Thingken of ponies
>>25534434
Horse life
>>25534429
Plz do not pop the pank
Mounting a horsesexually
>>25534449
Pocket Pussy
Filly butts.
>>25534449
That pankie is missing her wiggly kickers.
>>25534460
who took their cutie marks away?
>>25534449
Au contraire, anon, it is the pank who will pop you
>>25534460
>>25534452
sudo mount /dev/horse -o sexually
Mares keep raping stallions, how do we stop this
>>25534467
Okay, human butts.
I want to impringle penkle ponk
>>25534476
Give every stallion one of these
>>25534460
Filly butts are cute and not sexual.
Butts are never cute.
That's why they're butts.
>>25534480
>>25534497
W R O N G
R
O
N
G
>>25534497
Butts are only cute when they belong to the pony you love.
>>25534493
That sounds reasonable.
>>25534506
I agree
>>25534478
>no loli allowed
>foalcon allowed
>better to be a zoo/furry than a pedophile
I hate this fandom sometimes
>>25534515
Pedophilia is a disease, Anon.
>>25534515
It's okay anon, if you want to be pedo you can just be pedo for the fillies
>>25534525
Even after 4 years I still laugh at this
Forced pigtails
The CMC getting their cutie marks isn't cannon.
>>25534524
Strangely more acceptable.
I don't wanna go to sleep. I hate waking up.
Golden filly butt.
How do we get her back to Equestria?
And if we succeed, what should she do to not be yet another Twi-like?
>>25534560
Whoops, forgot something…
Uh oh! Filly is feeling angsty again!
>>25534569
Why is she drawn like Elmer Fudd?
>>25534567
Isn't Sunset Shimmer, like, in her mid twenties as a pony?
What's she doing hanging out with a bunch of teenagers?
I mean, just because the magic portal is located outside a highschool doesn't mean she had to fucking enrol there and start attending classes.
>>25534574
Well, she wouldn't even be a registered human being with a birth certificate after arriving on Earth. No social security number means that enrolling in anything is impossible and so is getting any kind of insurance, credit, etc.
Then again, if Twilight already had a human version of herself living on Earth, where is the real Sunset Shimmer? Did the pony Sunset kill her and steal her identity?
I'll admit I never watched EG because it makes me physically sick.
>>25534560
Sunset Shimmer and Moondancer would form a club for Twi-Likes.
Right now it just has the two of them but they have a lot to talk about.
Like weird human penises and how to reproduce them in platinum-cure silicone.
>Today is Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day
Whatever that may be.
>>25534586
While I have a headcanon explanation for this, it is amazingly autistic.
CHS isn't real.It's a goody-two-shoes version of Sombra's dark magic nightmare trap, intended to rehabilitate Sunset Shimmer, a potentially dangerous high-level unicorn.
>>25534593
I'm good at posting fillies
>>25534603
That's a great special talent
>>25534593
Is being a NEET a talent?
>>25534586
Well, pony Sunset was originally studying at pony college before pissing off thru the mirror.
So I'm guessing EqG Sunset is doing the same at some EqG college. She's probably graduated by this point, and got a job as a professional and moved overseas or something.
You've failed filly's loyalty mission.
>>25534616I wonder if EQG Sunset still likes getting fucked by horses
>>25534593
I get to be a pretentious fuck about music all day?
Nice
>>25534616
But two people with the same identity can't exist in a country like the US without a bunch of alarms blaring at various agencies.
>>25534617
Filly should modernize her testing procedures.
>>25534607
I'm very proud to make the fillies happy
>>25534634
Anon that is lewd
Hello MLPG tech support? My pony isn't responding.
>>25534659
Have you tried rebooting your pony?
>>25534659
It may need lubrication.
>>25534659
Did you try booping it?
>>25534658
She's just getting a hoof rub
>>25534659
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
>>25534551
How many Anons do you think are going to be late to pony by 30 minutes on the day of the finale this time?
Always a few that get caught by it being early it seems.
>>25534661
>>25534664
I've tried rebooping but pony still won't respond.
>>25534673
Get a pony doctor
If the episode gets leaked, I'm spoiling everything.
>>25534677
Good thing I keep a close eye on news and plan on completely going away from the thread until the stram if it leaks.
>>25534672
Oh shit, I forgot back to back episodes start half an hour before
>>25534685
It should really be in the OP I think.
>>25534683
I, on the other hand, will enjoy my premature pony climax.
Horse cock or Horse pussy
>>25534593
>tfw I realized I have none
>>25534672
>>25534685
Give me a source?
Just so i can have one when when reminding friends.
>>25534693I would like to have a horse cock and I would like to fuck a horse pussyI'd be a little disappointed about not being able to use my Sugar Star any more, though
>>25534693horse cock with a horse pussy urethraIt even winks
>>25534697
Is this good?
>>25534701>tfw fucking a Sugar Star with a huge, squishy horse cock.
Unfortunately, you'd probably end up tearing it.
So everyone is guessing McCarthy or Larson is the writer for the finale, but what if Haber is? He once stated he wrote 3 eps for S5. We only saw 1 so far (unless he counts Friendship Games as a 2-parter)
WAIT, THE FINALE STARTS EARLY?
REMIND PEOPLE EVERY FUCKING DAY
>>25534720
If Isaac doesn't put it in the OP then I'll do it as often as I can without being spammy.
>>25534713
Wasn't Friendship Games just a little over an hour long?
That'd be 3 episodes, not counting commercials.
>>25534673
Hmm, that looks pretty bad.
I'd try flipping her over and give blowing raspberries into her stomach.
Did you opt for the extended warranty on your pony?
>>25534724
Yeah. But he also wrote Bloom and Gloom. So if he counted Friendship Games like that it would add up to 4.
>>25534724
>>25534732
Haber explicitly referred to 3 episodes besides Friendship Games.
>>25534730
Adequate lubrication is vital for fully enjoying your pone.
Anon being turned into a mare and spitroasted by diamond dogs.
>>25534736
He might actually be the writer then...
>>25534736
>Haber
>>25534673
This is actually a known bug in the latest filly firmware, there are a few ways around it;
1) You can boot your filly into safe mode, edit the config and add the --nobeb flag
2) You can wait until they release a new version
3) You can roll back to the previous firmware version.
Either way, you've got options, don't give up hope, Anon.
Haber isn't a bad writer.
He wrote the first draft of Castle Mania and the eqg shorts aren't bad.
>have to do sort of important activity I signed in for on Saturday afternoon (yurofag)
>it has a pause in the middle at the equivalent of 11 AM
>put together my evil plan so I'll just leave for the pause and be at home to watch the finale
>discover it starts half an hour earlier
FUCK
Pony just found out that she'll be losing her hearing in about 3 years because of a birth defect.
Post yellow to cheer her up.
>>25534766
If that doesn't work, there's a recessed reset button you can press to restore your filly to factory settings.
You may need a special tool for this.
>>25534774
He's a SJW, but it seems that's almost a prerequisite for working on cartoons.
And Castle Mania was okay but EQG is shit no matter what.
Another finale image got posted on Facebook.Not sure how spoilery this is. Seems like she's just dropping in after being pushed through time.
>>25534804
faec
>>25534774
He also wrote Friendship Games and Simple Ways.
Castle Mania, Bloom and Gloom, Leap of Faith and the EQG shorts are the only good things he wrote.
>>25534802
Haber is anything but a SJW.
>>25534538
MMC 2.0 is just as canon as MMC, which is not at all
>>25534810
So the good still outweighs the mediocre/bad?
Also,
>implying Simple Ways is a bad episode
>>25534713
There is no way it's Mhegan, she flat out said she needed Larson's help story editing because she's too busy with the 2017 movie.
Either Larson or Haber.
>>25534814
so, when does the "CMC will lose their cutie marks in the movie!" shitposting start?
Also, and this is a serious question – what problem did you have with that?
>>25534811
He legitimately believes that a Muslim terrorist isn't an actual thing, actually believes that a theology could not be a motivating factor in committing terror attacks.
>>25534815
I can't truly hate an episode that had >pic related and Applejewel, Anon, but it was pretty terrible.
>>25534829
Being left wing is not being a SJW you braindead fuck. That's like saying all of right-wing is rich white old wall street vampires.
>>25534804
I like that it is another Twilight and Spike adventure.
>>25534837
I don't care what it's called, if you legitimately believe that a religion can influence a person into committing atrocious acts of violence then 'left wing' and 'SJW' are irrelevant concepts, you are just plainly wrong.
And I might be braindead when it comes to politics because the majority of my time is spent around math,programming and games, but I can clearly tell when someone is wrong.
>>25534842I'm wondering when the other main 6 will get involved. She'll probably have to become friends with them again in this new timeline to solve the problem.
>>25534845
can't* influence.
>>25534845
>>25534837
Get a room
>>25534845
Twitter is a shitty platform to express political opinions.
Also, the only people who think Daesh are good Muslims are Daesh and about 75% of the Saudi elite (i.e. the ones not related to the royal family).
i want /pol/ to go
>>25534845
You should start caring, proper terminology is a good way to keep objectiveness intact.
And I do agree he is wrong. He is definitely an idiot, but that does't make him a SJW, as far as you know he believes that because of a real muslim friend influencing his opinion and many other aspects of which constitute a human being.
Furthermore it has no effect on writing abilities so I'm not sure why you mentioned his thoughts as if it were relevant to the scripts he chugs out. Shit most writers would agree with him since LA is full of liberal-as-fuck people.
>>25534862
What?
>>25534774
>and the eqg shorts aren't bad
Something something kill yourself.
>>25534862
I want /pol/ to stay
I want them to enlighten me on how the Crystal Empire never disappeared and that Sombra did nothing wrong
I want them to redpill me on how the breezies control the Equestrian government and that Celestia and Luna are secretly breezies in disguise
I want them to show us all how the changeling attack on Canterlot was a false flag
I want the truth to be revealed
What pony likes to move it move it the most?
>>25534896
Probably Pinkie.
>>25534784
Anon, Discord is still evil and he will be dead in Season 6.
>>25534824
The 2017 movie will not going to happen or it will be a bomb.
>>25534901
>>25534903
I wonder what kind of mental illness you have
This is super fascinating
>>25534890
*This* is the modern right wing, ladies and gentlemen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA
This is what they believe.
>>25534903
>or it will be a bomb
So you're saying you plan to blow up your nearest movie theater?
I am sending this to the fbi, cia, and ncis.
>>25534908
I have autism for 22 years and I took Ritalin LA 20mg every morning.
>>25534919
I MEANT bad flicks!
>>25534667
>shit la shit
no thanks
>>25534939
Rara.
>>25534952
Rasputin.
>>25534939
Off with her wings!
Found your futa heaven.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androdioecy
>>25534958
Remember kids!
Anything you ever accomplish in life can and will be taken away from you if you upset enough of the wrong autistic man-children!
It's important for young girls to learn that early.
>>25534966
I wanted to say something about the moral about complaining from that Simpsons episode with Bill Clinton, but no little girl would know who Bill Clinton is.
>>25534998
The fillies have all been warned about Bill Clinton
>Twilight Sparkle was too long for me, so I shortened it to Twarkle
>>25535007
>Twale
>>25535007
Applejack has a stupid face
>>25535067
Do you think Fluttershy would be a massive slut, in the sense that she would be too submissive to ever say no?
>>25535017
Wow this thread looks like shit
Are you guys okay
umm... soos
>>25534559
Golden mare.
>>25535078
How would that make her a massive slut anyway?
>>25535078
That's pretty much the thrust of like 90% of her porn anyway
>>25535114
>lol boooobs
4chan is an 18 and over only website.
Please come back in 6 years.
Lyra is a very happy horse
pony was restored to factory settings
>>25535138
A very endearing quality.
>>25535127
Filter me.
>>25535144
That twitchy tail
pony hopes you can accept her nudism
>>25535111
>cousin on cousin action
He might be a cunt, but he has a very nice butt
>>25535145
Filters don't work on mobile.
And trash belongs in /trash/.
>>25535147
Bon Bon is also very happy and excited. She tries to hide it, but is not very successful most of the time.
>>25535161
Get a real computer
>>25535165
Bon Bon is best pone.
How can one pony be this cute?
>>25535172
I have a job.
A foreign concept to you, I know, but still.
>>>/trash/
>>25535183
>"i have a real job!"
>can't afford a computer
>>25535175
she'll be a princess
just you wait
>>25535200
They will all ascend.Even the colts.
Whatever, it's titty Tuesday
Less than a week til the Great Beb is upon us, what will you faggots be doing instead of being pissant argumentative shitstains like Mr. Sunshine over here >>25535183
>>25535214
I want to make the colts into pretty princesses
>>25535213
Why do they have to make every male character like this, either they are bad, dumb, or have no character at all
I can't stop listening to I Am Just a Pony
send help
>>25535240
it's a show for little girls
>>25535247
yeah, that's not really an excuse, you go watch kids shows intended for boys, they always have a decent female/main female character... anyway im just being an autistic, don't mind me
>>25535240
Discord, Braeburn, Fancy Pants, Spike
I'm probably forgetting a few
pony's in heat
>>25535089
I'm gonna sus her soos with some sauce
>>25535243
I want to be that stallion's mare.
>>25535217
I fear mr Sunshine is just revving up his shitposting engines since it's the third thread in a row with this kind of exact shitposts and is the next "ban the wings they're racist" guy.
Lets get back to business.
Why is she so perfect?
>>25535243
Link to just that song in HQ where?
Also rate 1 - 3
>Equestria my home
>It's a spectacle
>I am just a pony
>>25535273
I am just a pony >>>> It's a spectacle > Equestria my home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buuYIBejsuM&user=MylittleBronieDE
>>25535273
I thought they where all pretty meh
>>25535267
Well I'm revving up my titposting engines
The Mane 6 as virgins
>Twilight desperately wants to impress, so she's been reading up on sexual techniques, and how to behave in sex. If her partner cums inside her, she'll fake an orgasm, but be disappointed afterwards.
>Rarity wants a charming stallion to sweep her off her hooves, and tenderly love her. With that romanticized view of sex,she may not like how visceral or messy it is. She will be very disappointed if she comes out of the experience without her needs satisfied.
>Rainbow Dash would be excited and see the whole thing as a competition. She'd be the type to mount her partner, and try to "beat them" to climax. She'd probably want sloppy seconds.
>Fluttershy would naturally be afraid of sex, but if she agreed to it in the first place, she'd trust her partner to be gentle with her. If she has a bad experience, she may be scarred for life against sex.
>Applejack as a traditional gal, would only have sex after marriage, with her husband carrying her to their bed, doing it consensually in the missionary position. Applejack hopes that her partner can put out, and impregnate her with a huge load.
>Pinkie Pie would be open to lots of kinky bedroom activities, but what she wants most of all is to for her partner and herself to be happy. She'd probably be a bit more reserved for her first time, but afterwards, she'd probably gain more sexual confidence, which would definitely spice up her parties.
>>25535258
honeypot post
>Sunset will never explain estrus to SciLight when they take a trip to Equestria.
Could you see Spike getting adorkable over comic books?
You as a virgin
>>25535304
>>25535314
I wonder if he and Fluttershy can bond over manga.
>>25535321
We already knew that, though.
Princess Twilight Sparkle's leaked sex tape
Filly wants to press her face up on Anon'sboobies.
>>25535347
OK, I'M FAT
SHEESH.
whoa
>>25535306
>Pony SciLight finds it easier to canter, it's like walking with fore and rear legs in sync.
>As she comes around a corner a little too fast, she bumps into a strangely familiar pegasus guard…
>>25535366
>>25535390
Tailless AJ just feels more wrong than other tailless ponies.
>>25535366
>>25535390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsiepGvjjTM
Pony started madly raving about being a blackstar
It's actually kind of terrifying
>>25535276
>you will never be just a pony
>this thought will never be enough to make you cry on stage
>>25535240
It's not like female characters are any better anon
>>25535527
So little happened in the Coco theatre episode that they could've fit her redemption there while they were at it.
Have her want to use that park to build a China-tier sweatshop or something and then she's moved by the play and apologizes to Coco and Rara
celestia
the mare i love
the mare of harmony
bɘb
luna
the mom i love
the mom of hugs
Princess EmptyAudio
The futa mare I love
The mare of fetishry
cadense
the princess i love to hate
the mare of peetzer
anon
the fag i hate
the poster of shit
Filly and colt have informed you that they are coming over for Thanksgiving.
>>25535701
Tell them they should go back to the US if they want to celebrate some faggy yankee festivity
I am a normal pony. And as such I would like to hear, in detail. The ritual sacrifice of children.
>>25535718
what aboutcutepigs?
>>25535737
Withcutesnootles?
Dusk Shine getting bukkake'd at a Bubble Berry party
>>25535737
DiamondTiara.png
>>25535718
What aboutchubby guys with chubby cocks?
>>25535768
Even better!Thickness is important.
"What are we talking about?" "Cocks!" "Argh!" "Oh, cocks."
>>25535771The last girl I had sex with complained about my thickness, sadly.
Size is a problem.
Fat is the worst. Where are the other awful fetish posters at. Atleast I'll only be mildly disgusted.
>>25535785Work her up and work it in slow. It also helps if it's not a one time thing.6.3" girth reporting in.
>>25535789
>people shitpost about all kind of stuff, including cock vore and eating actual shit
>but fat is the worst
>>25535789
I want to vanilla fetish that filly.
>>25535799I've never actually measured my girth, but I can't even begin to fit in a toilet paper roll, for what it's worth
>>25535814That's a standard test, average girth usually barely fits.I can't even get my head inside one.
>>25535827And here I was, thinking I had a below-average dick
Though, having a chode probably isn't much better
>>25535243
>You will never fuck Vinyl Scratch in her room on the beat of the music
>You will never help her set her favorite butt plug to the perfect frequency and offset so that it's synced with her favorite song
Rule 63 Music horse is cute, but how can you resist this?
>>25535848As long as you've got enough length to hit the g-spot, you're golden. Just know where to aim and you'll be a great lay.
Starring Nicholas Cage as Flash Sentry!
>>25535864
You could do the same with r63 music horse though
>vibrating buttplug in sync with songs
You just game me an idea for a project
thanks anon
>>25535871But what if I'm into both guys and girls?
Chodes are delicious.With a side of big fat nuts.
>>25535881Males can stretch for bigger dicks, prostate spot is way to go.
>>25535881The prostate is usually about as deep as the g-spot and the physics still work the same, girth makes up for length.Plus you already know how to give a good reach around.
>>25535896How desperate are you?
>>25534422
>She can get some crazy parties going with the size of her invitational lists!
>>25535938Shy and chubby, check and check. I can fake having confidence when the situation demands, but for the most part girls make me nervous.
>>25535945
>Rarity giving a cute, chubby stallion a blowjob
>She knew he was shy and loves watching him squirm and blush
>>25535975
>unreadable signatures
>>25535969
Rarity is my waifu, so this is pretty much my fetish
>>25535732
>>25535985
>pet the grumpy horse
>>25535864
I love both.
>>25536002
>yes
>don't stop or I'll cut you
