the-roles-are-where-they-should-be...in-the-kitchen edition
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The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
MnM's Neglected Anon - http://pastebin.com/wwqA89bB (complete)
MnM's herd cyoa - http://pastebin.com/Dsb4acC6
Jeff Mango's Mrs Cake - http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ (back from the dead)
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Lefty's Pinkie loves more - https://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A
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>>25534062
Waiting for Without
Sorry, I was having a hard time finding a pic and couldn't resist therather weakcrossover.
You don't like it, don't let me do new thread so often.
1 vote for Tupac/T-Pain;^)
Remember to vote on this:
>Who entered the bathroom?
()Applejack.
()Gilda.
()T-Pain.
>>25534361
Who is T-Pain?
(x) The one that doesn't have a cloaca
>>25534073
You're not the only one m8. We need him to survive.
(x)GIlda
We need to fuck the angry right out of her.
>>25534361
APPARUJACKU
>A few minutes later, you found yourself in your bathroom.
>Wasting no time, you undressed yourself, which didn’t take long at all, considering you were only wearing your boxers.
>You grabbed your beer, open it, took a quick sip, and hopped into the shower.
>Yeah, shit was early, but life wasn’t complete without shower beers.
>Besides, since when did you care about how early it was?
>As you bounced back and forth between washing yourself, drinking your beer, and casually spanking your monkey, you heard the bathroom door open, and someone wander in.
>Blueblood seemed kinda ticked about your delayed intervention, so that meant there was only two individuals who would be joining you right now.
>The shower door opened, and in jumped…
()Applejack.
()Gilda.
()T-Pain.
>>25535034
problem is, what cat is gonna willingly enter a shower? hm, unless... it is a self-induced penance?
>>25535966
T-Pain
T-Pain wins.
Nah, not really, Apple horse wins.
>>25534375
>Gilda
>having a cloaca
>>25536020
The cats I had all liked baths so I dunno.
I've already said this before, but do choose what options you want carefully. Just because I'm fucking around a lot more than I did writing Neglected Anon doesn't mean that the wrong call won't shatter your marriage or result in a bad end.
>>25536020
>>25536296
This pussy likes randomly entering the shower and giving Anon's handjobs (or... would that be a clawjob...? from behind.
>>25536305
I think that'd be a pawjob.
>>25536316
Wait no I'm a fucking retard, ignore that.
>>25535966
>T-PAIN?!
>Wait, no, T-Pain isn’t orange.
>Or a horse.
>”Howdy, Anon!” your apple waifu chirped as she closed the shower door behind her.
>She eyed your shower beer, and flashed you a grin.
>”Mind sharin’?”
“Sure.”
>The mare opened her mouth for you, allowing you to place the can on her lips and pour a liberal amount inside of her mouth.
>You pulled the can away as she closed her mouth and swallowed, before flashing you a grateful smile.
>”Thank ya kindly, hun~”
“No problem, babe.”
>You took a sip from the can, your face heating up as you revelled in the indirect kissu.
>As you did this, your wife pushed past you and jumped in front of you, allowing the water to rain down on her.
>She seemed to almost be finding pleasure in the feeling of the stream rinsing away the dirt and grime that built up on her body during the past several hours of work.
>You felt your manhood twitch in approval as you took in her form.
>Unsurprisingly, for a mare who worked on a farm all day, her butt had a lot of muscle to it.
>Not too much, but just enough to make it look shapely as hell.
>You were honestly surprised at how an ass with so much muscle could still be so circular and inviting.
>But her perfect ass would be incomplete with her glorious child birthing hips.
>You wouldn’t be shocked if she could crush your head with one simple squeeze with those things.
>The mare looked back at you and caught you mirin’.
>She took note of your slowly rising erection, and smirked.
>”Hey Anon, enjoyin’ the view?”
>You and your penis nodded in unison, eliciting a cocky smile from the mare.
>”Why dontcha make yerself useful and put them hands ta good use?”
>She wriggled her eyes at you seductively, before motioning her flanks over at the nearby bottles of Apple Spice shampoo.
>You knew what you must do...
()Use the hands God gifted you with to wash your wife and massage her glorious ass.
()Foreplay’s for chumps, J-J-JAM IT IN!
Check my double.
>>25536680
(X)Use the hands God gifted you with to wash your wife and massage her glorious ass.
>>25536771
i second the motion
>>25536680
dat ass tho
>>25536680
Grab dat ass then put a hotdog between those bun
>>25536680
(x) gods gift of hands
>>25536680
(X) Use the hands God gifted you with to wash your wife and massage her glorious ass.
Also is there any OldSpice Colts ScentedBody Wash in that bathroom?
>>25536680
I am at 500 line of Neglected Anon and I must say I love what I see.
You showed some real marital problem and created really good Anon and Lyra.
Only the part with snapping him in the face was odd for me, but everything other was excellent.
Stay being cool!: 3
I'm new to the thread, how often does the political marriage story with celestia update?
>>25539750
I know that Loki is still alive, but he has college now. So not very soon.
>>25539759
Aw man. Hopefully he finds the time.
Good nights, you wonderful faggots. Stay based.
Back from work, will have more updates out shortly.
>>25536680
>You looked down at the hands that God had blessed you with.
>Your impressive digits, your glorious opposable thumbs, something that even unicorns were jealous of.
>Your wife had demanded that you put them to good use.
>And by God, you would fucking do so.
>Downing the rest of your shower beer, you let the precious liquid rejuvenise you.
>As you felt your power grow and the fire inside you rise, you grabbed the nearby bottle of Apple Spice, dumping a generous amount into one of your palms.
>Rubbing your hands together like a greedy merchant, you reached out towards the mare cautiously.
>Carefully…
>Carefully…
>”Anon, quit fuckin’ around.”
>Oh. Right.
“Sorry.”
>You pressed your fingers through her hair and lightly dug your digits into her scalp,
>The mare let out a content sigh as you began to massage her scalp.
“How’s that?”
>A pleasant smile spread across her face.
>”Amazing~”
>You gave your wife a quick scratch behind the ear, before you ran your fingers through her long, flowing mane, spreading the shampoo throughout it’s entire length.
>As soon as her mane was a soapy mess, you grabbed some body wash, and shifted your focus to the mare’s body.
>Her perfectly toned, invitingly curvy body.
>You felt your anticipation build as placed your hands on mare’s shoulders, before gripping them and beginning to lightly rub at them.
>Applejack’s body shuddered at your touch, prompting you to continue.
>You continued along her body, rubbing the body wash into her coat and kneeding out every knot that you came across.
>You heard a mixture of content sighs, coos, and soft moans from the mare as you did so.
>>25542985
>As you pushed onwards, your felt something begin to grind against your leg.
>Something furry, hot, and wet.
>You took a peak downwards, and spotted Applejack grinding her hindquarters against you, looking up at you with a lustful, pleading look.
>”K-keep going,” she urged you on.
>You weren’t one to disappoint.
>You pressed on, working your way along the mare’s back and to her flanks.
>You could feel your dick almost begin to curve as you reached your wife’s firm, inviting asscheeks.
>You gave her flanks a nice squeeze, eliciting a low moan from the mare.
>Her grinding increased as she looked back at you, biting down on her bottom lip as she eyed me down.
>”Tan my hide~”
>You felt a cocky smirk spread across your face.
“Well… if you insist…”
>You stopped massaging and groping at the mare’s flanks.
>Grabbing onto one of Applejack’s cheeks with your left hand, you brought your right arm back.
>Building some power up in your arm, you struck out at the mare’s hindquarters, your open palm colliding with her flank at supersonic speeds.
>The mare cried out, panting like a dog as you repeated the action again and again, each strike sending ripples through your wife’s perfectly toned flanks.
>You could feel her grinding increase, as her juices began to coat your legs.
>She was clearly ready and willing, and judging by the strength of your erection, so were you.
>What to do… what to do...
()J-J-JAM IT IN!
()Enough lewd horses, just fuck my marriage up, senpai.
()Renegade option.
>>25542999
>senpai
Fuck off, word filter, let me shitpost properly.
Also, fucking check these trips, lads.
>>25542999
>999
Noice.
Also:I like you.Going back to reading.
>>25543100
g-gay
Also, fucking checked.
>>25542999
Go renegade. Do it, faggot.
>>25543122
You checked, so do I.
>>25542999
It's not gonna jam itself in
>>25542999
(X)J-J-JAM IT IN!
I have a question, is renegade option the same as ''Help him'' in Fallout 4?
>>25543363
Do you brutally and violently fuck him when you "help him"?
>>25542999
>(X)J-J-JAM IT IN!
>>25543370
I was thinking breaking her legs and kicking her back, as Anon says ''I'll help you alright''
>>25543020
What word does 'senpai' replace anyways?
>>25543470
f a m
>>25543474
I... don't know what that means.
>>25543480
>...
Getting real fucking sick of seeing these all over the fucking board now. They may as well be the new 'tee bee ach' or f@m.
>>25543491
>I'm so fucking tired of 3 tiny dots
lol chill senpai
I'll be high without... without now
>can'tpostfromcellanymore.png
>.pngmasterrace
>>25542999
Check'd
Where is Without?!D-don't leave us, please.
>>25546390
I think he said that weekdays are difficult for him to post. Wait for the weekend Anon.
Cause I will regrettably.
>>25546698
Yeah but he's in law school I think, so that's probably a lie.
>>25547319
Loki is the one in law school, faggot.
>>25544250
>>25546390
>>25546698
I'm alive. I just don't have alone time to write since I have to keep my massive faggotry, a massive secret. Thanksgiving and whatnot. I have a kinda one shot I might drop. Maybe.
>>25548386
No u
>>25548426
Or maybe I'll get shit faced and write. Who knows.
>>25548386
>not being able to hide it while you write
I'm in a crowded Starbucks right now and nobody knows I'm writing horse smut.
Git gud. (^:Really tho, I know that struggle. )^:
>>25548572
> Git gud.
I've written everything [all of it] on a fuggin cellphone. In secret. The struggle is real. I get the "who are you talking to?" Too much. Hence the productivity halt.
>>25548634
>on a cellphone
Bruh.
I wrote shit on a tablet before, but holy shit, I've never had it that bad before. I'm amazed you write at all.
>>25548677
I do horsewords on a tablet on campus. Struggles are known by all
Good night, based faggets.
>>25548634
>Writing all of it on a cellphone
What the fuck Without I don't know how you did all that. Also what's the worse that would happen if they found out you like MLP.
Just don't let em find your story.
Sorry about the lack of updates, fags. I had to deal with a nine hour long holiday rush and was forced to take a half hour lunch.
>>25550920
Separation [of specific relationship status] ridicule. Ostracization [word?] Basically forced to an hero. Im not exactly a part of a lifestyle where it's understood or acceptable. I like the show, it reminds me that there is positivity in a world that's incredibly negative. Helps that it's over all well written. Idk. I'm a little bombed. So there's that. If I don't pass out I'll post the shit one shot. Thanks faggots. You're the bestest.
>>25551588
We love you, m8.
Nice dubs.
>>25551588
I hate those who ridicule others for what they enjoy. They are the worst kind of people.
Without I don't know how your life is or how it works but if you say the people around you are like that then I am sorry. Seems like a closed minded bunch.
Do what you do man and enjoy it just know that what you post here is loved and looked very forward to.
Also don't an hero it's just stupid, things can always get better.
End drunken thing, have a pony.
>>25551588
>inb4 Wan is in the deepest of the ghetto that would stab you even at the mention of technicolor let alone technicolor ponies and Wan is one of the open minded niggas
>>25552082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD2z6GEAk1M
>>25552555
Oh, mang.
I did a thing. Have this for me being a whiny faggot. S-sorry bruhs. Yes I'm finishing T.S before someone asks.
> The metronome like tic tock of an old clock fills the room.
> It's sound, unusually loud yet solo in the modest old world decorated space.
> The musk of a long hard day of work still lingers noticibly as your focus remains on an old object of emotional torture.
> Your fingers run across a faded letter, it's aged envelope in the bed beside you.
> You've been staring at it for a few minutes now.
> Examining it.
> Remembering where you were before you first read it.
> Remembering how excited you were to get a letter from your love.
> Remembering how bad it stung when you figured out what kind of letter it actually was.
> Hell.. worse than stung.
> You were devastated.
> Barely able to eat for days..
> Your eyes finally meet and dedicate to the first line.
> Why do you keep doing this to yourself...
> "Dearest Anonymous. These past few weeks in Mareami have been more than I could have ever asked for! Why, I'm getting to live out the life I've always wanted. Simply, my dream come true. I've met so many different ponies and discovered so many different places and things. New fashion, new ideas. There's inspiration simply brimming from almost everywhere! I do miss you terribly though darling..." You imagine the sweet refined voice of Rarity as you read.
> Her excitement, apparent in her words.
> Her dedication to her craft, strong.
> This part hurts the same every time.
> No matter how many times you have read this letter already.
> You honestly don't know why you keep doing this to yourself..
> But you do, as if something was going to change.
> You roll over in your less than extravagant bed, onto your back causing it to creek slightly as you hold the weathered letter up.
> Some discoloration and rips attest to the messages age.
>>25552685
> The hard wood decor... everything, is lit up by a bright sunny day peering through an open window.
> Still, your heart sinks.
> It never gets eaiser.
> "...~That is why this letter is so difficult to write. Anon, I think it's in the best interest of the both of us, if we see different ponies from now on."
> There it is...
> That old familiar sting...
> That ache.
> "I feel like life is taking us in different directions, and it would be positively terrible if we waited until we grew distant and bitter.."
> Says you...
> "I will love you always, my sweet sweet man."
> Apparently not...
> "Love, Rarity Belle."
> The faded marks of where she signed it with a lipstick kiss, like she always used to under her name for you, are still faintly visible.
> You remain staring at the aged paper with the same sinking feeling you get each and every time.
> Unconsciously, put the mark to your cheek like you always did after one of her letters.
> Her "mail ordered kisses" as she put it.
> You glance to an over sized spear, fitted for you and your size, and assorted ornate golden armor.
> What a fucking mistake it was to join the Guard..
> It was the beginning of the end for you two..
> How could you go to Mareami when you were lucky enough to get out of Manehattan to Ponyville.
> Manehattan... Uhg fuck that place.
> The hours alone kept you from spending as much time as you would like together, and from doing the things you both enjoyed.
> "Hey Aynon, ya up sugar cube? Lunch is justa'bout ready!" The voice of your wife, Applejack checks in on you.
> With great quickness and care you carefully fold the letter and place it in the faded envelope while your heart skips a beat.
>>25552700
"Yeah hun.. I'll be right down."
> You keep your stare at the door as you reach for a book in the night stand drawer.
> Equestrian Guard Tactics...
> Hundreds of pages of dry boring bullshit reading.
> Fucking Guard...
> You open the thick book to a random page and place the letter inside it.
> As quietly as you can, you close it and put it away.
> "Grab mah hat when ya come down, will ya hun?" She calls up once more full of life and energy.
> Turning to the opposite side of the bed you spy Applejack's hat on her night stand.
"Yeah.. got it." You half heartedly call back down.
> After staring at it for a few seconds you reach across the bed lazily with your tired achy body and grab it.
> You need to stop reading that letter...
> It does nothing but remind you that you weren't good enough for somepony you thought you were going to spend the rest of your life with.
> Somepony that you loved greatly..
> Not to say that you don't love Applejack though!
> She is your wife after all.
> And before that, your best friend.
> You did.. You DO.. love her..
> She was there to pick up the pieces..
> There to help you move on..
> Yeah..
> You do love her...
> Standing with the hat, you scan the messy room for a moment.
> But boy how things have changed...
> "Aynon! Ya coming down or what!" She let's out a shorter tempered yell from downstairs.
"..Yes hunny..."
> Yeah.. changed a whole lot.
>>25552705
End thing. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for all you faggots that read my faggot horse writings. In all seriousness. Thanks and enjoy the day.
>>25551604
Thx bruh.
>>25551882
Thx for words and pony.
>>25552082
Straight gangsta.. dawg..
>>25552716
>>25552716
Well done bruh. You made me feel a feel of sadness.
>>25555555
>>25553649
Board is slow as fuck
>>25553666
It sure is Satan
>>25553666
Well ,fuck, I got two trips today without even trying, I must be the chosen one.
Also, Satan.
>>25552685
I'm completely fucking serious when I say this, write a book anon
I'm up, and I'll be free to write for a good couple hours till I need to go do shit with the family.
>>25553666
Good trips, Satan.
>>25553777
Fuck
>>25553777
>>25553666
Daamnn. Check em'
>>25548634
H-how?!I'm really amazed m8
>>25552716
Just don't get depressed too much man, we are still waiting.
>>25553777
Go drink some juice, Jesus
>>25553666
>>25553777
Is Loki dead?
>mfw lost hope in Without and Fife and still waiting a new green about adulterous Twi
>>25554663
I'm not done abusing Twilight, anon. I might write an adulterous Twilight after this CYOA is done.
>>25554722Checked.
Now don't get me wrong here, friend. I like your work. However, I do think we really need AT to be tackled by someone who is less likely to take a big steaming dump all over Twalot just because they think she's a shit horse. Just sayin'.
>>25554860
>implying
You realize I was actually going to redeem Twilight until I realized Lyra would be a better choice, right?
>>25554896
Sorry bruh. Still working on that telepathy. All I'm saying is it's hard to tell that's what you were going for when some of your other posts have been about how much you fukken hate that one cartoon horse.
>>25554925
I just thought it was apparent from how I was building it up. It's all good, boyo.
I think the modern Twilight is a shit character (even though I used to be a major Twifag before season 4), but that won't mean I'll be writing with a bias if I write another greentext with her doing shit horse things like cheating on Anon.
>>25554958You're a breddy cool guy, m8. Glad you could clear that up for me.
>>25555008
y-you too
>>25542999
>You equipped your hammer of justice, grabbing it with one hand while you guided Applejack’s ass into position.
>The mare rather quickly picked up on what was going and looked back at you, giving you that sultry, half-lidded gaze that you both knew drove you insane, begging you to rut her.
>You weren’t one to-
>Fuck, gotta stop saying that.
>Using your hand to guide your ponos towards the mare’s vagooo, you slowly pressed just the tip inside of her.
>The mare’s body shuddered in response, as she fell onto her forehooves, keeping her ass in the air.
>”D-do it~!”
>At her word, you slapped your hands against the mare’s flanks and grabbed onto them, before slamming your cock inside of her slippery cunt.
>The mare cried out as thrust most of your length inside of her at once, before retracting slightly, then thrusting in deeper.
>Applejack’s sharp cry was reduced to a low moan as you began to pound away at her marehood.
>She looked over her shoulder, a fiery look in her eyes and a cocky grin spread across her reddened cheeks.
>”T-that the best ya got?”
>You snorted with amusement, before giving her your own cocky look.
“Of course not!”
>>25555401
>Digging your digits into the mare’s rear, you used your powerful hip muscles to thrust into her with all your strength, slamming your entire length inside her.
>Applejack’s body shuddered once more as she bit down on her lip and buried her face into her hooves, preventing another sharp cry from escaping her mouth.
>All you could make out was a low “mmmf~” as pounded away at her marehood, picking up the pace as you went.
>There were many things you learned about Applejack over the past couple years, and one of those things were, while she was a soft, tender mare, whenever the two of you rutted, she liked it when she was roughed up a bit.
>There was nothing that she enjoyed more than a nice, hard fuck.
>As you continued to slam into her, you ran a hand up her ass until you found your way to the base of her tail.
>Wrapping your fingers around it, you gave it a hard yank.
>Your wife didn’t bother trying to silence herself this time, as she unburied her muzzle from her hooves, howling in pleasure
>Her howls drove you to rut the mare harder.
>You stepped up your game, increasing your pace and the strength behind your thrusts.
>A series of squeels and sharp moans escaped from Applejack’s mouth in response, your efforts quickly turning her into a bumbling mess.
>You yanked harder as you pounded away at her, giving it your all, thrusting into her at lighting speed.
>More cries of pleasure came from the mare as her breathing became more erratic and laboured.
>You felt her tunnel of love tighten around your hammer of justice, a sound barrier shattering moan emanating from your wife as she reached the point of orgasm.
>>25555392
Since when? And don't give that bullshit reason "she mentioned it" as to why it's canon either
>>25555409
>As the mare lay there with her tongue hanging out of her mouth, a look of pure bliss on her face, you felt that you had concluded your mission.
>Now, it was time to finish the fight.
>Feeling empowered by her state, you renewed your aggressive assault on her marehood, your thrusts into her more than likely breaking the land speed record.
>Pounding away at her like a rocket powered cheetah, you began to feel a pressure build up in your loins.
>This was it.
“TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY SORROW, AND ALL OF MY ANGER!”
>As you screeched at the top of your lungs like an autist, you felt an intense wave of pleasure hit you as your dick twitched violently, your seed shooting deep inside of the mare.
>”Mmmmmmmf~!”
>You felt your wife’s hooves begin to give way under her as you finished inside of her.
>You held onto her, propping her up.
>It would be pretty rude of you to let your wife pass out in the shower, after all.
>You ran your hands up her body until your fingers found their way to her ribs.
>With a grunt, you lifted the mare off the shower floor, propping her up against your chest as you wrapped your arms around her.
>You noticed a grin tug at the corners of your wife’s mouth as she wrapped her hooves around you, burying her muzzle in her neck.
>You felt her lightly press her lips against your nape.
>”Thanks, sugarcube~”
>A smile spread across your face as you returned the gesture
“Anytime, AJ.”I'd write something longer, but Thanksgiving is kinda fucking up my ability to spend time writing shit.
>>25555419
>It wasn’t long before Applejack regained her strength and was able to stand on her own, though she seemed pretty reluctant to leave your arms.
>You helped her clean up, wiping the blood from her lips where she bit down on it.
>After doing so, you quickly dried off, and threw on your clothes.
>What should you do now?
()Spend some more time with Applejack.
()Check up on Gilda.
()Go see what Blueblood is up to.
>>25553649
Welp, I was right, what a shit get
>>25547627
ah shit, i thought that's why we were talking about for some reason.
too much pone on the brain, rotting from brain sugar.
>>25551588
>You're the bestest
WHO TOLD YOU?!?
>>25552705
wow, that anon is a fucking douche. he breaks free of McShallowBitch to end up with Best Pone and he's all whiny?!? fuckin guy won the lottery!
>>25555636
(X)Check up on Gilda.
With her attitude, she's bound to go nuclear if ignored for too long.
>>25555725
This. What a shit cunt.
>>25555745
WHAT A MESS WE MADE, WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
>>25555636
b) leading to clarity on some animosity between Gilda and Blue, with anon choosing to resolve it by making them (via combination of herd-center privilege and by physically picking up B and dropping him on G's pinned rump) rut. Neither is attracted to each other, but with great effort Anon gets b hard, and despite her reluctance, once she has cock prodding at her catpussy, G starts getting into it. some time later they are both satisfied messes and seem to have kindled some kind of affection. anon is pleased that he has strengthened his herd.i should probably look up medication for severe autism
>>25555416
I was trying to get the get, faggot.
Also didn't knew it was canon, I haven't watched a lot of S5 and I didn't saw the movie.
>>25555636
(X)Go see what Blueblood is up to.
In other words, go with Zero.
>>25555762
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fiSAOv3Xl7c
>>25555416
She never mentioned it.
>>25555636
>(X)Check up on Gilda.
>>25555636
(x)Check up on Gilda.
>>25555791
>>25555849
What are you faggots even going on about?
>>25555636
Go see what Bluebro is up to.
He will have to end up with him, and all of you know that. Being a prince is cash as fuck.
>Anon and the Pony of your choice have been happily married for only a few months.
>It has been difficult for Anon to learn the intricacies of pony society and come to terms with his situation, but with his wife's help he's finally happy.
>Now is his opportunity to have fun and just enjoy being in love.
>All and all, shit's pretty cash.
>That is until another human arrives in Equestria.
>A scared human.
>A 6 year old human.
>Scared of the ponies and wanting nothing more than to return his/her parents the child is placed in Anon's care by the princesses.
>Anon may be the best candidate, perhaps even the only candidate, but neither he nor his wife are ready to take care of a child.
>Marital problems ensue.
>>25555784
Or the creature that evolved to be the ultimate predator could just kick the shit out of the two of them.
>>25556019
Continue.
>>25556019
Seems good. Could you continue?I was thinking something a little more plot twistick, but I can not into the art of writing: Anon arrives to Equestria with no memories of his past, said little gal remembers Anon as a parent, it's up to you if this is true or false
>>25556055
I am at 1565 line of your Neglected Anon.I love you.
Good night.
>>25556019
Feel free to contribute.
>>25556099
y-you too
Good dubs friendo.
Hi all. Just wanted to check in with the thread. I'm not exactly dead, but I'm getting there.
I'm having a lot of real life issues and changes that are coming up, and pretty much everything else is on the backburner. I'm going to try wrapping up my story/stories when possible, but for now everything is officially on hiatus.
If anyone has new pastebins for me, I can still update the main one, but for the most part just assume I'm doing nothing more than lurking here and there.
I owe this much to you all at the very least.
>>25556282
We understand, brother. Life comes before horse words.
I would like it if you did keep updating, though. The reason why I jumped on board with this thread was because your stories got me hooked.
By the way, I appreciate the fuck out of you naming Anon's bitch ex-wife's boyfriend Jodie. I got a good giggle out of that.
>>25555636
>You made for the bathroom door, only to feel Applejack’s hoof wrap around your arm.
>Before you could react, you were pulled down to her level, and you felt her lips lock with yours.
>As soon as you realized what was going, you wrapped an arm around the mare’s neck and pulled her in, returning the kiss with vigor.
>You heard the mare hum with satisfaction as she pulled away from you with a smile, a trail of spittle still connecting the two of you.
>“Just needed somethin’ ta keep me goin’ till later tonight.”
>You smirked as you eyed her down.
“What? The sex wasn’t good enough for you?”
>She snickered, before affectionately pecking you on the cheek.
>”Nah… that was lovely… Ah just didn’t get a kiss outta ya.”
>And with that, she placed a small, sensual kiss on your lips, before letting go of your hand and pulling away from you.
>”Well… Ah gotta get back ta work. Them apple trees ain’t gonna buck themselves.”
>She looked up at you with a pleasant smile as you stood back up.
>”Ah love ya, Anon.”
>A stupid grin spread across your face, her words and smile melting your heart.
“I love you too, AJ.”
>You rustled the mare’s mane, before making your way out of the bedroom.
>The orange pony followed you out, shot you a final loving smile, and split off from you, making her way downstairs.
>>25556282
Long time no see, fagget. Glad to know that you are at least alive.
Deal with your life, and when things get sorted out, come back, we will be waiting.
>>25556318
I'll have some bird waifu out later tonight. About to hook up with family for Thanksgiving.
Real quickly, tho, I'm going to introduce the ratings system to you guys real quick.
Each character will have a rating, the highest being A+, the lowest being F. These ratings directly relate to how a character is feeling about Anon and his other harem-mates. These will be updated with each string of updates. A character's rating will decrease if you ignore them or if you make a decision that hurts them.
The current ratings are:
Applejack: A+
Blueblood: B
Gilda: B
I'll be back after I make a drunken ass of myself in front of my family. Have a Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Amerifats. Later.
>>25554328
I hope not
>>25556307
>Life comes before horse words
>>25556282
I think i got OP fully up to date with the new pastebins this time.
>>25556282
Fuck I thought you died mate
>>25556307
Did it for guys like you, mang. We all gotta laugh at it at times.
>>25556354
Roger.
>>25556415
Good on ya then.
>>25557058
There are days where I feel like I have.
>>25557446
>Good on ya then
to be clear, i just meant you can pick up all the new ones by looking at OP. Except the short WaN did above, which doesn't appear to have been boiled yet.
>>25557446
Appreciate it, bro. Hope you can get back to it soon. Good luck at there.
>>25556318
>You made your way up the hallway and stopped at your bedroom door.
>You paused, steeling yourself for what lay on the other side, awaiting your arrival.
>With a breath, you gripped the handle, twisted it, and pushed in the door.
>The response to your arrival was almost immediate.
>“PISS OFF, DWEEB!”
>The griffonesses words just bounced off of you as you approached the bed, being more than used to this song and dance.
>You sat at the edge of your bed, peering over your shoulder at Gilda, who lay there, her body facing away from you.
“Hey.”
>”Didn’t you hear me? Piss off!”
>You ignored her as you laid back on the bed, folding your hands behind your head, thinking carefully about what to say next.
>What should you say…
()”You should be nicer to Applejack.”
()”We’ll bang, okay?”
()Say nothing, cuddle with your bird waifu.
()Renegade option
()Fuck this, let’s see what Blueblood is up to.
>>25559725
Bang Bang?
>>25559731
Bang.
>>25559725
(x)Say nothing, cuddle with your bird waifu.
>>25559725
(X)Fuck this, let’s see what Blueblood is up to.
Let's go with the bro, I hate that chicken.
>>25559725
>(X)Say nothing, cuddle with your bird waifu.
>>25559725
Let's go with the bro.
>>25559725
>(x)Say nothing, cuddle with your bird waifu.
G' night y'all. Stay based.
Also I vote for talking go checking up on BB, the legendary bro.
>>25554722
>tfw I want more Twilybuse and at the same time I want to see her redemption
>>25559725
i'm torn betweeen c and a modified b. depends on how you imagine her personality. c if it's just a tough shell with a vulnerable pussy inside, or if you picture griffins as being genuinely hardass... b, not borderline rapey. as in you just grab her and go to town. she resists, tells you to fuck off"i'm trying to", fights with you to get away, but muh superior human strength and size so you overpower her and fucker her silly. which, being a catbird, is totally her thing and she's a happy puddle in the end.
>>25562536
>muh superior human strength and size so you overpower her
I don't think you guys realize it'd be hard to >rape a creature that's a fucking hybrid of two predators on the top of their food chain.
>>25555784
does wanting to watch your husband fuck your wife make you a kek?
>>25562850
yeah but still half your size... and _is_ your wife so doesn't wanna maim you, hence the biggest threats of claws and serious bites don't come into play. plus remember she wants it, but catbird psychology means she only wants it from a mate who can overpower her.you just know there's some bro would read this and comment "just like human chicks!"
All of this is spot on, and it was like a month before the game released
>>25559725
>Gilda flinched slightly as she felt your arms wrap around her belly.
>She didn’t protest though.
>You pulled her in, burying your face in your plumage as you revelled in her warmth.
>A light content sigh escaped your bird waifu’s beak.
>The two of you lay there in silence, the sounds breaking it being your breathing and the occasional coo from your lover.
>”I’m sorry…”
>Her apology surprised you, but you felt a big grin spread across your face in response.
“I know you are.”
>”Asshole…”
>The griffoness shifted in your arms, turning her body around so she could face you.
>There was an empty glare on her face, something that caused you to snort in amusement.
“You’re cute when you’re angry.”
>You ignored the look of fury on her face as you planted a light kiss on her beak.
“You gotta be nicer to the others, Gilda. My dick is big enough to be shared.”
>Her features softened, as her glare was replaced by an expression of guilt.
>”I know… just… that was my seat, Anon.”
>You flashed your wife a smirk.
“You can share.”
>She jabbed a finger into your chest as she stared you down.
>”Fine, but I get my seat next time. Deal?”
>You nodded, before planting a kiss on her forehead.
“Deal.”
>The griffoness buried her face into your chest, nuzzling into it affectionately.
>”I love your dweeby ass so much…”
>Her words came out as low, raspy whisper, but it warmed your heart just the same.
>You kissed the top of her feathered head, rubbing at her back with affection.
“I love you too, cunt.”
>You heard the griffoness coo happily at this, rubbing her face even more into your chest.
>Whelp, now that’s taken care of, what should you do now?
()Go do something with your bird waifu.
()Touch her butt.
()Go chill with Blueblood.
()Go hunt down Applejack and help her with the farm.
Current ratings:
Applejack: A+
Gilda: A-
Blueblood: B-
>>25564100
Are we on dating sim rules or harem rules?
>>25563847
Graphics are fine don't know what they were bitching about. My issue is that they included a massive crafting system, and then didn't include different ammo types or crafting of the weapons themselves. Also the role playing is all tied up with the main quest/endgame to the point your character doesn't have any character to speak of. More so your character simply chooses who to support/will win, not who they are.
>>25564100
(X)Go chill with Blueblood
Also, something that I realized about BBro is that he tries to be a bro to all of them.
Check 'em
>>25564768
In no point of that post did the guy talked about graphics, even then, they are not okay.
>>25564100
>(x)Touch her butt.
>>25564100
>(X)Go do something with your bird waifu.
>>25564100
I've just finish your Neglected Anon and, my godness, what a good ride it was.
You did create a really good setting for a really good and classical story idea, what in itself doesn't guarantee a success, however your story telling skills made it excellent.
I could praise by by every single scene, but that would take ages and I am kinda ashamed of my poor and inadequate language, so I am trying to keep it as short as it's possible, what is not really easy in this case, because your story was great.
Your characters were like real. Their actions were shown as reasonable and fitting. The language they spoke and thought in was diversified, what was a really enjoyable part of the story.
Anon's depression was interesting, just like the relationship he shared with a cute and clever mare like your Lyra.
Lyra's affection was one of the cutest shit I've seen here, and her lust was a reason I was able to face up to my name.
Do I must add that I really felt bad for Anon, and that I was happy for Lyra finally having Anon?
Well, I kinda must, because reading the train part my thoughts were away. I was suspecting what Twilight could be doing right now, and that she will want her man back, but I didn't know how hard she'll be hit by the reality. I even suspected that she maybe is... pregnant? Satiras threads are a common thing.
However, the not aging up problem she lost to has been touched in many stories, I guess, and I don't feel like you did dig it deep enought. It's not a bad thing, I just feel not full enough of her inner explanation, of her having and using a chance to describe Anon how she felt. I know that you decided to save us from this part which would be a really cheap knife in our hearts, but still, she could at least try to explain herself to Anon. I believe that he would understood, and that would dramatised the end even more.
I understand that she loved him in both physical and psychological way, but the craving-for-love part fitted more for Lyra and only for Lyra. Why? Probably that's just my head canon and I am whining for nothing, but if you wanted me to feel pity and sorry for Twilight's ass, then I must admit, she deserved more focus and time, because except that she explained her actions in thoughts to us, and that she was sorry, nothing more has been showed. It's just my thought, but her development was the weakers, especially in the final Anon-Twilight meeting scene, what isn't really an issue, considering that you aimed for telling a rather short and smart story.
And here goes the most intriguing part of the composition. Blueblood. Well... He was made so well your creation of that dense motherfucker became my headcanon, so he is not a negative character for me anymore, until some other writefag will make him paper-like, and I want to thank you for both that new headcanon and for a glorious ride full of me being anxious with my 'Is Twilight pregnant? What will she do? Is she evil or only depressed?'.
Love you, fag.
P.S.
I really appriciate the way you animated the world in the open spaces like in the restaurant or the shop. I am not sure how did you do that, but you did.
Also, you hid the idea of 'never-enter-into-the-same-water' pretty well, but as I said, I wish you gave Twilight a real occasion* to redeem, even if Anon would keep his mind, because serving an idea like that is good only if you can confront it with another one, even if during the confronation your defence fall.
*by occasion I meant her trying to explain herself, and not giving up friendship with Anon, even if they cannot be lovers anymore.
Just saying.I Lurk you more.
>>25565514
>>25565571
Cheers for the in-depth review, cunt. I haven't gotten one of those in a long time. So long that I can't even remember the last time I got one.
To touch upon the points you made about Twilight, I had planned on actually writing a lot more Twilight than I ended up doing. My plan was to redeem her, then have the readers choose between Twilight and Lyra in the end. I decided against this last minute when I had started building up to that point.
Worry not, though. I have plans to rewrite Neglected Anon in prose, edit it, add a few more scenes, then release it on FimFiction. I will end up addressing most the points you brought up in the newer edition.
For you: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/MarineMarksman
>>25564456
iunno what either of those would entail.
There are no rules behind the choices, just know that more you neglect a character, and the more you abuse a character, the quicker your marriages come to an end.
Remember, every option has a benefit (even the renegade options), and most have consequences. Keep these things in mind when you make a choice.
>>25567067
Oh, and if there's a tie, and it doesn't look like there will be a tie breaker, I will just choose the option that will fuck shit up the most.
Like, I'm going with blueblood's option right now because there was a lack of votes.
>>25565970
>>25566407
the secret to not being a newfag: delete garbage bumps after you make 'em
>>25567095
>because there was a lack of votes
plus it is just the obvious answer. he's lagging pretty behind right now. rember, you can get both him and G up to A+ with an off-center dickingfucking hell, why does that idea turn me on so much? i must be a closet kek
>>25567266
>choosing to ditch Gilda when you're in the middle of comforting her
You fool.
>>25564100
>You felt a major urge to go see your husbando.
>You looked down at the usually aggressive griffon now happily cuddling with you.
>Would it be a dick move of you to ruin this moment and see Blueblood?
>Eh, you doubted she would mind.
“Hey babe, I’d love to stay here and cuddle with you all day… but I gotta go see Blueblood.”
>She stopped, and looked up at you with a raised brow, her annoyance pretty apparent on her face.
>”You’re not serious, are you?”
>You nodded wordlessly.
>You were expecting her to get angry and start screaming at you, but neither of those things happened.
>A hurt look crossed Gilda’s face as she took in your acknowledgment.
>”Oh…”
>Before you could do or say anything to comfort her, she shoved you off of her, turning her body away from you once more.
>”Go. Go be with your faggot husband and leave me the fuck alone.”
>You opened your mouth to protest, but a furious hiss from Gilda shut you up.
>You sighed, before jumping out of your bed and making your way towards the bedroom door.
>You could deal with her later.
(Your relationship status with Gilda has decreased to a C).
>>25567266
funny admins, automatically replacing c u c k. i guess they want to avoid that word in respectful memory of our once great leader.
>>25567321
damn, here i thought her A- status was sealed and further cuddling would simply make it A+
unpredictable females, you're putting some serious realism into this polygamous magic talking animals clop story MnM!
>>25567408
This wouldn't be a marital problems story if there weren't consequences to your actions.
More updates to come. Back to work for now.
>>25567439
This green is based Fallout 1 and 2, then you have to do a sequel under a new name.
>>25567266
>he's lagging pretty behind right now
>implying I give a fuck
And not to Gilda too, apparently.
>>25567385
>Admins removed one of the shittiest meem words on the site
bout time
>>25567727
Senpai don't be a baka, desu.
>>25567321
>You fell down the stairs like a badass, before jumping up from the floor and making a beeline for Blueblood’s study, where he almost certainly brooding in.
>You kicked the door open, and dodge rolled inside, before looking about for your bro.
>...?
>He’s not here?
>”Anonymous?”
“AHH!”
>You jumped out of your skin as Blueblood appeared behind you seemingly out of nowhere.
>You turned around, spotting him giving you a peculiar look.
>”You’ve seemed pretty eager to spend more time with you wives than me as of late… so tell me… why have you finally come my way?”
>”Uh…”
()”To hang out with my bro, of course.”
()”I want you to go bar crawling with me.”
()”I came here to laugh at you.”
()Renegade option.
>>25568536
(X)”To hang out with my bro, of course.”
Blue is my end game.
>>25568536
i can see A leading to some "is that all i am to you?" talk. so i'll go B.which you'll probably just turn around on me and make IT the "is that all i am to you" option
>>25568536
(X)”To hang out with my bro, of course.”
I feel like this one comes with a trap. We will see
>>25569136
See, he gets me.
>>25567727
>shitty
Kek damage control going on with keklord right here.
>>25569136
Thanks for the idea.
>>25568536
“I… want to hang out with my bro, of course!”
>You flashed the stallion your biggest shiteating grin, but he continued to stare you down, a harsh look on his face.
>”Is THAT all I am to you, Anonymous.”
“Uh… you’re my… best bro?”
>An emotion came over his face that you had genuinely never seen cross your bro’s face before.
>Anger.
>He was angry, at you, for the first time since you met.
>”Is this whole marriage just a joke to you, Anonymous?”
>You were taken aback by his statement as he slammed his hoof down on the floor.
“I-!”
>”I love you, Anonymous! I threw my entire life and reputation away just to be with you, and you can’t even love me back! You can’t treat me like anything other a bro!”
“But I thought-!”
>”Get out!”
>He pointed his hoof at the door behind him as he stomped at the floor with anger once more.
>”GET THE FUCK OUT!”
>You were hit by the smell of ozone, before you were blinded by a bright flash.
>Next thing you knew, you were in the middle of the nearby orchard, on your hands and knees, vomiting up the breakfast you just ate an hour ago.
>Teleporting was never kind to you, nor anybody else, really.
>As you finished puking your guts out, you did the best you could to get your shit together.
>What… what did you do wrong?
(Your relationship status with Blueblood was decreased to a D.)
Why didn't you choose the renegade option, guys?
>>25569136
Fuck you
>>25569392
Now the only way to fix this is giving him the D.
>>25569392
Didn't take long for us to turn things to shit, did it? Truly the married life in horseland is a difficult one.
>>25569246
god damnit.
>>25569392
>puking your guts out
well that was a dick move by blue. i choose () use it as guilt ammo "you say you love me then you do that?!?"
>>25569483
well played
>>25569560
>"you say you love me then you do that?!?"
>How to escalate a problem 101
>>25569726
>How to crash this marriage with no survivors 101
I say do it.
>>25569726
right, i forgot we need to think of blue as a female, and women don't feel guilt because they never do anything wrong.
>>25569858
/tv/ it's always a pleasure
Good night people, stay based.
Remember, we created this meme and we are responsible for it.
You really must consider how you can save a marriage between a man and a stallion when one of them isn't even gay.
>>25570807
You make yourself gay, for the sake of your bro. Then you kill yourself some 40 years later, by that time your bro would have died.
Easy as pie.
>>25567067
So harem rules.
Dating sim is you go full 1 character for best ending.
Harem is you communist russia everyone equally that shit.
>>25569171
Whoa, is that a steins gate dating sim?
>>25571246
Kind of a mix of both, then.
There's the potential to live happily ever after with all the characters, if you guys play your cards right.
But more than likely, you'll end either one partner, or none.
>>25571382
friendly reminder that Bluebood fans chose this suffering.personally my vote's for AJ, the only one who isn't being dramatic
>>25571516
Did you really think AJ can be dramatic. Takes a lot of shit before she even got annoyed
>>25571516
>>25571612
Not to shit on my waifu, but she did try to knock Gilda the fuck out over being called a horse.
>>25571651
You say that like most of the main cast hasn't wanted to knock her the fuck out before
>>25569392
>“A-anon?!”
>You heard the familiar Southern drawl of Applejack as she cried out, shock and concern evident in her voice.
>You looked towards the source of the voice, spotting her galloping towards you.
>She skidded to a halt inches away from you, immediately going to your side.
>”Are ya okay?! How… where did ya… did ya teleport here?”
>She blinked, before her nose picked up on the smell of what was once your breakfast. She looked down, spotting your vomit sitting in the dirt below.
>”Yup… teleportation…”
>You nodded weakly to confirm what she already knew.
>She flashed you a reassuring grin as she gently pushed you onto hindquarters, before sitting beside you, keeping a hoof wrapped around you back to both comfort, and to prevent you from falling over in your weakened state.
>”Ya okay…?”
>You spat off to the side, trying to get the disgusting taste out of your mouth,
“Not really…”
>>25571841
>The look of concern on the mare’s face intensified at this.
>You felt her hoof rub at your back in a futile attempt to comfort you, as she opened her muzzle to speak.
>”Mind if Ah ask what happened?”
>You remained silent, playing the events of the last ten or so minutes over and over again in your head.
>You comforting Gilda, fixing the small issues caused by earlier this morning.
>Then fucking everything up, and making things ten times worse with her.
>Then going to try to patch things up with Blueblood, and then completely destroying everything.
>You could probably make it up to Gilda… but...
>You didn’t know if you could even fix things between you and your husband.
>You went into this marriage with him thinking it was all a joke, that it was just for benefits.
>You didn’t realize he wasn’t playing around.
>You didn’t realize he actually loved you, and that he was marrying you to be with you, not because of the legal benefits.
>Blueblood was your bro. You didn’t want your relationship with him to come to an end.
>But… you’re straight.
>You don’t like cock, nor sticking your dick in man ass.
>”Anon…?”
>Applejack’s voice brought you back to reality.
>And reality was beginning to hit you.
>Hard.
>You might lose one of your wives, who cared very deeply for.
>You were almost certainly about to lose your bro.
“I fucked up.”
>As these words left your mouth, the gravity of the situation had began to hit you.
>You found it growing difficult to breath, and you swore you felt a wet sensation on your face.
>Were you crying…?
>No, that couldn’t be it.
>It must be raining.
>That’s it.
>You don’t cry.
>Men don’t cry.
>>25571846
>You felt your wife’s hooves wrap around you as the tears began flow freely down your cheeks.
“F-fuck!”
>Applejack embraced you tightly as you broke down into violent sobs, your entire body shaking as you did so.
>The mare did her best to comfort you, letting you cry into her chest as she rubbed at your back, softly shushing you and telling you that everything was going to be alright.
>But you knew that they were false promises.
>You knew things weren’t going to get better, deep down.
>It would be difficult to patch things up with Gilda, and that wouldn’t last long. That bird was as fragile as your marriage.
>Only God knew how hard it would be to fix your relationship with Blueblood. This wasn’t just a little spat, it was obvious he felt like you didn’t care about him. At all.
>Fuck, just thinking about them just made you cry harder.
>You cried, and you cried, and you cried.
>The entire time, Applejack was there beside you, holding you and doing her best to support you, regardless of her feelings about the others and the whole harem setup.
>You loved this mare. She rarely caused any drama, and if she did, she was quick to apologize and make amends.
>She was always so tender, so caring.
>She was the perfect wife.
>”Anon…”
>Applejack’s voice grabbed your attention. You did your best to regain your composure before looking her way and responding.
“W-what?”
>Gently, she wiped the tears away from your cheek with her hooves, giving you the best reassuring smile she could muster.
>”Let’s go get ya cleaned up… then we can go do somethin’ ta get this off yer mind. Ah’m sure whatever ya did… it can be fixed.”
>You sniffled, thinking over her offer.
>You could probably use a drink right about now… a hard one… and sharing a drink with your wife seemed really tempting.
>What should you do?
()Take her up on her offer.
()Reject her.
>(X)Take her up on her offer.
>>25571853
what >>25571870 said
seems like the only reasonable option. tho kinda hoping she steers you away from drinking the problem away. that seems like a dead end. unless it is a "other spouses see you soused and feel bad that they drove you to it". but... again, females, so seems unlikely.
if you choose A, you go out drinking and may get insight on how to fix this,or B where you may hurt AJ and go to patch things up with Blueblood and Gilda...... >(X)Take her up on her offer.
>>25571853
Tak her up on her offer
>>25573513
This.
>>25571853
(X)Take her up on her offer.
Glass her.
>>25572763
May is the key word.
Too late now.
>>25577878
Don't do this to my heart. Muh Blue.
Dicks and kicks don't mix.
>>25571853
>Deep down, you felt that maybe you should go home and try to patch things up with your other partners.
>You knew Applejack wouldn’t mind if you did. Unlike the others, she didn’t really get jealous unless she was heavily neglected, which she never is.
>But, you figured that they could use some time to themselves.
>Besides…
>As you looked at the mare sitting beside you, looking at you with a pleasant smile on her face… at cute collection of freckles… her irresistible emerald eyes…
>You realized you wanted nothing more than to be with her.
“Yeah… alright, let’s go do that.”
>”Alright… here sugarcube, let me…”
>Lending you a supporting hoof, she helped you off the ground.
>You stumbled slightly, but thanks to the help of your wife, you didn’t fall flat on your face like a drunk.
>”The farmhouse is just a little ways away. Let’s head there and clean ya up, alright?”
”Yeah… sounds good…”
>You shot Applejack a weak grin as she trotted beside you, using her body to support you as you slowly walked towards your objective.
“...think I can get some Applejack Daniels when we get there?”
>She glanced up at you, flashing you a smile.
>”Of course, sugarcube, we can share the bottle.”
>Lewd.
>>25580137
>Lewd.
lewdest thing i've ever read on /mlp/
too lewd for me.
>>25580724
They could be holding hands.
Or hooves.
They have both, what would you call that?
>>25580843
i'd call it extreme lood
>>25580137
>After several minutes of walking, you had reached your destination, the Apple family’s farm house.
>You used to come here pretty regularly back in the day to spend time with Applejack, but now, it was pretty rare you went to visit, even though you lived on the same property as the rest of the Apple family.
>Applejack led you into the house and into the downstairs bathroom.
>By then, you had regained enough strength to walk on your own, and entered the bathroom on your own, making a beeline for the mouthwash.
>Popping the top off, you poured a generous amount into your mouth, swished it about until it began to burn like jacking off after touching jalapenos, then spat it out in the sink.
>You felt a lot better as the horrific flavor of what used to be your lunch was replaced by minty freshness.
“Thanks, AJ.”
>She beamed at you.
>”Ain’t nothin’ to thank me for. Ah gotta look after my man, anyways.”
>She grabbed a washcloth off of a nearby hangar, drenched it in water, and motioned you to get down on her level.
>You obliged her, falling to your knees and presenting your face to her.
>She flashed you a grateful smile.
>”Now hold still…”
>Gently, the mare pressed the wet washcloth against your skin.
>She spent a few moments dabbing away the dried tears on your cheeks and the nastiness that built up around your lips and nose, before pulling away, a pleasant smile on her face.
>”There… all better…”
>She turned around briefly and threw the now disgustingly dirty washcloth in the nearby hamper, before looking back at you.
>”How about we go into town? Maybe hit up a bar? Ah don’t think Big Mac would mind terribly if Ah took a half day.”
>You felt a grin spread across your face at the mare’s proposition.
“Sure. Why not?”
I got work, I'll have more later tonight.
>>25580843
It's called holding hoonds.
>>25583020
I like Hanoves, sounds better
>>25583999
Hanoves confirmed for god-tier taste.
Does these = have to do with the 25000000 get?
>>25584814
No. Season finale today.
Check this thread:
>>>/v/318203280
Guy is a MMO writer for Legends of Equestria.
sdfghjkl
>>25587137
>Doing that
>Not deleting the bump.
Why, anon?
>>25587356
in fairness, it is something of an advanced technique. i didn't notice that worked for years. always assumed a deleted post would turn back the thread clock.
>>25582217
>It wasn’t long before you found yourself walking into town with your wife at your side.
>You mourned the loss of your precious gains, desperately wishing they had cars in Equestria.
>As you walked through the town, you relished in the fact that you no longer received anymore nasty looks from random ponies on the street.
>It wasn’t long ago that they would constantly be staring you down, talking behind your back as if you were some kind of monster.
>Now they would either ignore you, or shoot you a friendly smile.
>It was a nice change of pace.
>Especially with all the shit that’s happened today.
>You felt an intense shiver run up your spine as you did your best to stay warm with what little you had on.
>Your Oppai hoodie and faded jeans would be enough on any ordinary day, but on a freezing late autumn day like this, the cold quickly made you it’s bitch when you weren’t wearing the proper attire.
>You regretted not taking your /mlp/ scarf with you when you crossed over all those years ago.
>...?
>You felt a sudden warmth brush up against your leg.
>You glanced down, spotting Applejack sidled up to you, grinning warmly up at you.
>”Ya looked a bit cold.”
>The mare’s body shivered as she said this, obvious that the brisk weather was taking it’s toll on her as well.
>Hmm…”
()Stay like you are.
()Stap her to your chest, acquire warmness, form voltron.
()Renegade option.
>>25590100
(x)slap her to chest don't form voltron
I don't know what to pick with these anymore, with all the bad choices we've made so far with bluebro.
>>25590302
You have one neutral option, one positive option, and one wild card option.
>>25590100
>(X)Stap her to your chest, acquire warmness, form voltron.
>>25590419
Just so we know, what was the last renegade with Blue?
>>25590511
You would've gave him the dick in a non-homosexual manner. Or would've slapped some sense into him after he started crying about you calling him bro.
Nice dubs.
>>25590100
(x) cuddles
whichever of the first two is closest to that
Honestly, renegade options have the power to turn a bad situation into a really good one, or a really ugly one. They won't always be bad, just unconventional.
If you feel like I'm trapping you again, going for the renegade option might actually work in your favor.
>>25590100
i don't like being that cold, so for practical reasons, b
>>25590630
Well I must admit that the Blue one really had a trap feeling to it.
>>25590854
He wasn't talking about right now, He is talking about we chose it whenever we feel that there is a trap to the options.
Why is that DC decided to fuck such a great character? I still don't know
Good nights, people. Stay based.
>>25591775
that has GOT to be a joke.
no way anyone is that autistic.
fucking _rainman_ wouldn't even be that daft.
>>25592468
It has to be bait.
It just has to be.
R-right?
>>25592631
yes
>>25595887
fucking 'ell has the deletion window gone down to like 2 min?
>>25595936
You are a kek
bimp
>>25590100
>Jesus fuck, you’re cold.
>There’s only one reasonable option to help yourself and your wife fight against this cold autumn day.
“Ready to form Voltron!”
>Applejack stopped dead in her tracks, and gave you a weird look.
>”Anon, what-”
>Gently, you scrabbed the mare by the scruff of her neck and placed her against your chest, moving your hands beneath her flanks to support her.
>The mare quickly picked up on what you were doing, wrapping her hooves around your neck and waist.
“Let’s go, Voltron Force!”
>Applejack giggled at your antics, placing a small kiss on your lips.
>”Thanks sugarcube, it was a might cold on the ground.”
>You returned the mare’s kiss, revelling in her warmth as you awkwardly walked around with your wife strapped to your chest.
>It may have been a bit uncomfortable, but at least you weren’t cold anymore, and Hell, you were sure that if your relationship status with Applejack wasn’t already maxed out, shit would’ve just improved dramatically.
>Bitches love being cradled. And warm.
>>25567023
>I decided against this last minute when I had started building up to that point.
I knew something like that had had happened. I felt that this way. It was so odd it almost fucked up the story, almost - only because you saved it somehow - maybe by happy end, maybe by... Blueblood helping Twilight...
Thanks to Blueblood it looked as if not Anon or Lyra were the main, real main heroes of the story, but Blueblood keeping Twilight sane when her life shattered.
I don't know, mang. It just was... good.
>For you: http://www.fimfiction.net/user/MarineMarksman
Implying I don't follow you already.
Rude, mang.: 3Fapman is watching you.
>>25597937
o-oh
Well still, a better version will be out soon.
>>25598087
>better version
Mang, it's good as it was. Really. I've read a lot of shit here, and your was one of bests. Really.
Yes, the lesson and idea you wanted to show became blur and change in 180 degrees, but still, you somehow saved that shit from a face-into-ground meeting, and that was or skill, or luck, and even if luck, then you don't need the writing skills with a luck like that.
How long your CYAO will last? I wonder should I read it or wait for a next thing coming after it.
>>25598212
Read it and participate, fag.
>>25598252
>anticipate
Soo... You're not finishing it just like that, right?
>Implying I finish reading it from pastebin only to meet the final post
>: I
Sorry for the lack updates, had to do shit with the family. Updates soon.
>>25602073
yer just as bad as Loki, Fife, and WaN. Priorities man! >green comes first.
all u fuckers with lives, choosing loved ones and jobs before your non-contributing readers.
>>25597512
>You are Voltron, Defender of the Universe.
>Wait, no, you’re Anonymous.
>Your title involves destroying cunts, not defending universes.
>A handful of minutes of awkward walking later, you found yourself standing in front of your favorite bar.
>The Winchester.
>If there was ever a zombie apocalypse, this is where you’d hide out at.
>Not because it was secure or anything, you just wanted to be able to drink yourself into a coma.
>You placed down your wife and made for the entrance.
>You held the door open for Applejack, since you were a polite lad, and followed her in as she trotted inside.
>You almost fell to your knees and kissed the floor as you were greeted by the warmth of an active heater, and the smell of booze in the air.
>You… you were home.
>Resisting the urge to cry with joy, you waltzed over to the bar, your wife in tow.
>You hopped on a stool, where you were greeted by the bartender and handed you and your wife your drinks of choice almost immediately.
>Applejack Daniels, on the rocks.
>You felt a smile tug at corners of your mouth as you eyed your drinks, remembering how the two of you actually got to know each other.
>You had met before, when you first showed up in Equestria.
>Broke a few of your ribs on your first meeting, actually.
>She assumed you were a monster, like everybody else.
>Naturally, she felt pretty shitty when she found out the truth about your appearance.
>So, while everybody else hid in the shadows while you drank your sorrows away, she sat on barstool beside you, ordered the same drink you had, and covered your tab.
>If she didn’t do that, and if she didn’t befriend you, you doubted anybody else would’ve given you a chance.
>>25603880
>”Hey Anon…?”
>Your wife’s voice shook you from your memories.
>You looked away from your glasses and gave the mare your attention.
>”A bit for yer thoughts?”
>You shot her a reassuring smile as you grabbed the glass off the counter, holding it up to your lips as you took a quick drink.
“Sorry, just getting lost in my memories, that’s all.”
>As you placed your whiskey back down on the bar, you felt Applejack hoof fall upon your hand.
>She gave you a smile that was as sweet as honey and placed a light kiss on your cheek.
>”Ah think it’s yer turn to cover the tab, sugarcube~”
>Fuck.
>She gave you an overly affectionate nuzzle, before turning her attention back to her drink.
>You did so as well, taking another drink from your glass.
>You appreciated your wife’s efforts to support you.
>You were pretty shocked that she hadn’t tried to convince you to just divorce them at this point, considering she’s more into traditional marriages than harems.
>You were sure that your other two partners would’ve tried to pull that by now.
>Well… maybe not Blueblood. Gilda definitely would’ve, though.
>Fuck… try as you might, you just couldn’t get them out of your head.
>Their words had pierced you deeper than an arrow could hop to.
>You looked to the mare sitting beside you, currently too occupied with her drink to notice you staring at her.
>Perhaps the answers to your problems lay with the mare sitting beside you.
>It was worth a shot
”AJ?”
>The mare finished off her drink and looked at you with a raised brow.
>”What is it, sugarcube?”
()Ask for advice.
()Ask if you should divorce the other members of your harem.
()Plot development can wait, kiss the mare.
>>25603909
(x)ask for advice.
What's the worst that can happenLots
>>25603980
this. she's the element of honesty after all.does that mean she's gonna give us her honest bad advice?
not sure talking divorce makes sense. he pissed off the others in a bit of a spat, turning it around by divorce papers seems juvenile revenge at best.
>>25603909
(X)Ask for advice.
>>25604266
Yeah, I kinda realized.
Booze and coming up with options don't mix lel.
