>"I know it's not illegal Anon but...."
>"if you don't stop hunting....i'm....i'm going to kick your ass!"
>>25532182
It's nearly Black Friday! I GOTTA FIND THE GOOD DEALS BEFORE THE CROWDS ARRIVE!
Don't you want the best toys for Angel? I thought so!
She has killed fish before and fed them to her pets.
>>25532182
>>25532219
Yea for her pets. But what if Anon was just killing large game, just for himself. Or for just sport?
You ever been hunting before? That shit is addicting.
>>25532182
duet
>>25532215
What the hell is with Black Friday I lived a small town (practically a village) with like 2department stores that get people coming out of the fucking wood work and fucking flooding the stores
>>25532240
>Anon takes Fluttershy hunting and she becomes addicted to it.
>>25532275
>fish are somehow different than big game.
>When you refer to hunting, it is heavily implied that you are big game hunting.
>When you hunt fish you are fishing.
I didn't make the rules. Some faggots believe they are inherently different.
>>25532275
You know, as much as vegans can be irksome, I find people who are so vocal about eating meat and being anti-vegan all the more annoying.
At least the vegans deluded themselves into thinking they have some moral high ground. You guys always sound like "You reject meat. I eat meat. You reject me! I AM OFFENDED!"
>>25532182
>You peek your head out of the bushes eyeing the traps you set
>A simple net with bait of nuts and berries. Perfect for catching a small critter foolish enough to go near it.
Anon.
>Turning your head, you see Fluttershy with a look of annoyance on her face.
I know it's not illegal Anon but...
*rustle*
>Ignoring Fluttershee, you check on the trap seeing a small bunny is caught up in it.
>You advance toward the net but Fluttershy gets in your way.
If you don't stop hunting...I....I'm going to kick your ass!
>She seems seriousContinue?
>>25532623
You know what I'm gonna say if you don't stop.
>>25532623
Sure lets see where this is going.
>>25532182
OUTTA MY WAY!
OUTTA MY WAY!
CAN'T YOU SEE SHE'S GOING TO KICK MY BUTT?
>>25532623
>You take another step towards Fluttershy.
>She Narrows her eyes slightly whilst frowning.
Anon...
>She's going to try to use the Stare to intimidate you.
>You take another step closer.
>Her eyes pierce through your soul but you're determined to get to your prize.
>A few more steps and you're face to face with FlutterButter.
>Fluttershy. Move.
>Fluttershy just stares into your eyes intently as you do the same.
>It's obvious she's not going to budge.
>Then an idea pops in your head.
>>25532682
So I'm playing through undertale right now and just got to undyne, it's pretty fun and haven't killed anyone yet
>>25532182
>>25532182
Why?
>>25532182
I, on the other hand, know it's illegal, but if you don't stop being so cute I'm gonna>rapeyour ass.
>>25532182
>You will never be beaten up by fluttershy and made a massive omega
i dont hunt but i just ate deer meat :/
>>25534323
I don't fuck animals but I do have peanut butter on my crotch.
>>25532240
If it is for sport Fluttershy would be upset.
if it was hunting for Anon's own sustenance I'm sure Fluttershy would understand, as long as he treated the animals he killed with respect.
>>25535209
I make a point to stick my rape anything i'm about kill. I feel like it lets the animal know just how fucked it was in the situation. I mean they struggle at first, but than they just accept it.
Equestria's wildlife is vastly more intelligent than ours, it's genuinely not ok to hunt it.
>>25535270
Yet Anon will anyways.
>>25535386
b-but the Circle of Life.
>>25535270
Tell that to the carnivores.
You know, the ones that are vastly more intelligent than our world's and are thus smart enough to "know better" like you think humans should for some reason.
>>25535451
It's okay I understand circle of life and death....
>>25532182
Do you feel in charge?
>>25532281
Writefriends, get on this!
>>25532182
Try and fucking stop me
>>25535270
It would be fun to read
>Anon hunts squirrels
>Anon kill and cook one
>Anon thinks he consume wild unintelligible life
>Squirrels watched this
>Squirrels clan hunt Anon
>Circle of Life
>>25535565
>>Squirrels clan hunt Anon
squirrels are quickly reminded that they are squirrels. Anon becomes a terror of the Animals.
Fluttershy is their protector. She catches wind than want's to fuck anon's shit up.
I'd read it.
>>25532266
Because we have been trained since we are born to buy stupid crap we don't even really need just so the mega corps and the elite that governs everything can become more rich and powerful while the poor become more poor.
>>25536380
Nice conspiracy theory m8.
maybe if parents just taught some fucking self-control in the house we wouldn't have a need for stupid conspiracy theories like that.
>>25535480
sure, what's their writing address?
>>25536403
>people who own stores want to sell you things
>they will buy ads to convince you you need those things
wow such conspiracy very illuminati much red pill
>>25532182
no. i am gonna cum in your mounth.
>>25536435
you made it sound like schools and shit teach children to buy stuff they don't need and indoctrinate them to buy products since the day they are born.
you made it sound like it was an orchestrated conspiracy against the poor man.
not clever advertisement tricks, and using scientific research on human behavior to sell products.
>>25536489
Even if the method differs, the end results are the same, fucktard.
Keep buying garbage you don't need, instead of investing in things that could make you richer, which is exactly what they want to prevent. Ever guessed why they advertise useless crap instead of good things that could serve you well to make more money for yourself?
>>25536515
I think of most purchases I make.
and yeah, true, end results are the same, but at this point the American public is so fucking stupid I don't think it makes any difference.
>>25532182
Ok, Fluttershy, how about this: We (I'm assuming me and the gyphons+any other anons with the approval of Celestia and Luna) Appoint you as game warden. We pay you good money for a tag. They way, you can both regulate the populations and ensure we aren't over hunting, and you can put money towards conservation efforts. In return, we get access to the animal proteins we require. I'll also make you a nice Doeskin robe if you want.
>>25532182
>>25532275
>>25536854
"RULES OF NATURE, BITCH"
>>25535538
Lazy fuck, write it yourself
>>25536992
nice
>>25536992
>>25536854
The level of Alpha in this green...was to much for my beta body to handle
Alpha/10 would Alpha again.
>>25536973
I heard this in fluttershy's voice.
I Don't Have Much Experience WriteFagging But I Will Give It a Shot. Plz Be Gentle.
>You Are Anonymouse, an avid gamer and and a cool guy. You were having a good time with your friends (gaming, drinking ect.). One of your friends wants to play truth or dare. Being the host you have to go first.
> You Choose Dare. You are dare'd to jump off the roof of your house into your Bomb-Ass pool. You being the daredevil that you are decide to do it.
>you make your way up to the roof of your house and look down....meh...You have fallen more then 2 stories before.
> You jump and land in the pool as expected......But when you try to swim back up you cant. You look down and see something that looks like a blue mist pulling you down by your feet. You try to scream but cant. You remember that your underwater and spook yourself. "Silly anon" You Think as your world fades to black.
> You Wake up in a field of some kind, There is smoke and burnt crops all around you. You stand up and notice you are not injured. "Alpha Male Power" You think to yourself. You notice footsteps coming from the distance...Not knowing where the fuck you are you perpare yourself to fight for your life. As the footsteps come to a halt you can see many tiny, QT, horses.
>One of them speaks to you....
>Speaks to You...
>HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE you scream as you faint.
>You wake up in a hospital bed with 7 of the tiny horses from earlier surrounding you. 2 of them have wings, one of them has a horn, and one of them has both.
>The purple one with wings and a horn speaks to you and says: "We apologize for scaring you earlier, and would like to give you a warm welcome to Equestria"
>>25537967
One Month Later
>You and the citizens of "Ponyville" have become good friends, you became great friends with six in particular: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, And Pinkie Pie. Turns out Twilight is a princess or something...cool i guess. During your time here you have made enough of the local currency to buy your own house, its not much but it works pretty well. You Also found out from Twilight that your laptop came with you.
Twilight asks what it is and she and her friends are particularly interested in the video games. After some time you show your new friends your steam collection and all your music/ movies. Also...it turns out magic can charge your computer really fast.
>Later in the year you are at your house playing Far Cry 4, Fluttershy decides to visit you. She asks about the game your playing and you tell her everything about it.
>She goes ape shit crazy and says "I KNOW ITS JUST A GAME, BUT IF YOU DONT STOP HUNTING IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!!"
>You explain to her that hunting is vital to upgrade your weapons/ gear and to make money. You then explain that Pegan Min is a ruthless leader and that he hurts people just to get what he wants, and that you need to get these upgrades to be able to stop him.
> She calms down and snuggles into you as you keep fighting for Kyrats freedom.
>>25536854
>>Still holding her up, Anon pushes her into a tree and removes one of his hands from her hooves and trails it along her belly
>>Fluttershy is trembling now, though from fear or something else you don't know
Why does this give me such a mega boner?
>>25536380
Oh great. Another anarkiddie.
>>25538225
>I obey whatever they tell me to obey because they are the authority and they have all the reason, without questioning.
>>25538435
Holy teenager, Batman!
>>25538435
>i think differently
>>25538466
I am actually 29, but have fun thinking you are smart for eating the bullshit the media feeds you, faggot.
Go send disney some more money so they can become more rich and take over the world as they want.
Sure, one day it's Fluttershy complaining at you.
The next day, you're wandering in the forest and before you know it, bush woolies are skinning you alive, and feeding you your own genitals while they cut out eyes.
Don't fuck with the Everfree.
>>25538661
RULES OF NATURE
Here stupid people still are eaten by predators, remember that.
>>25538674
If Anon went to go hunting in the Everfree, I doubt any pony would want to help him, let alone go there with him.
And while getting mauled by a bear sucks, starving to death after parasprites eat your food, or having Hydra eat you are way worse.
>>25538656
>I am actually 29
Could've fooled me.
>>25532182
"Honey, you know I've never hunted, and I never will. Not because you hate it so much, but because I hate it so much. That's why I love you, you've got so much respect and love for life."
>>25538146
That ending wag gawbige
>>25538713
>And while getting mauled by a bear sucks, starving to death after parasprites eat your food, or having Hydra eat you are way worse.
Anon InnaEverfree when?
>>25538656
...that's nice, but you're still going full retard along with the rest of us.
>>25540320
I've been waiting 3 years for it, don't hold your breath
>>25532182
two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow
