Imagine that you have been invited to live in Equestria as a pony. The only rule is that you cannot be an alicorn. You can have whatever job and waifu you want. Would you take the offer?
>>25530897
Can I change my age too? If so, absolutely.
>>25530897
Gyeah duh
>>25530926
Can I change my gender too? I want to be the little filly.
>>25530897
I have things to do first. Others need my help making our world better, and me abandoning it is not gonna help. Plus, would the ponies really approve of me, a person who probably affects more than he'll ever know, to suddenly disappear and leaving their friends and family to assume literally the worst? Yeah, I don't think so. I have people that need me, and I have to show them happiness, then I'll go to Equestria. It's the right thing to do.
>>25530897
Yeah of course, but i want to earn my job and waifu
>>25530897
HELL. TO. THE. YES!
>>25530897
>Would you want to live in happiness?
Of course I'd fucking take it!
>>25530961
Shut up, take the the offer, and be happy faggot.
>>25530934
>>25530926
This tbqh f.a.m
>>25530961
>my people need me
What are you, fucking Superman?
>>25531003
>>25530961
Who are you trying to impress? Just say "no because family" next time.
>>25530897
You only have to lose enough to appreciate how much a second chance is worth.
Emigrating and exploring. No forced waifu required, just slap a horn on my head and let me start from young adulthood again.
>>25530897
Yes
Holy shit this got so many replies in so little time.
>>25530926
>>25530934
As I said, the only rule is that you cannot be an alicorn.
>>25531003
No...but I dress as Batman for public service reasons on my own accord. Kids love it.
>>25530897
Without a doubt.
>>25530897
I'd be a unicorn that works as a gardener. FLUTTERSHY IS MINE AND NO ONE WILL TAKE HEE AWAY FROM ME.
>>25530897
Obviously. How is that even a question? You're literally paving the way to paradise.
I'd be a unicorn, who's job is to be Luna's personal assistant and husbando.
>>25531076pics?
>>25531070
>Holy shit this got so many replies in so little time.
>asks /mlp/ if they want to go to equestria
Well gee, i wonder why
>>25531076
Can I hire you for parties?
>>25531070
>Holy shit this got so many replies in so little time.
Hiro, we know it's you. You like ponies, don't you? I'm glad our new admin is on our side, unlike moot.
>>25530897
>Asking a bunch of social outcasts that hate the world if they want to escape to what is their idea of an utopia.
>>25531131
The english is too good.
>>25531091
>>25531087
Good choices all around. I'd personally love to be a unicorn stallion filly and grow up to help Applejack out on her farm with the magic I (hopefully) studied throughout my young years.
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>>25530897
The fact that the answer to this question is such a no-brainer that it renders the question itself redundant, is a testament to the fact that I've been on this ride for too long.
I can no longer perceive reality like a normal human being.
And it feels great.
>>25531157
>stallion filly
A filly is a female foal. You're thinking of a colt.
>>25531108
Yes. Last time I was hired was for a school's Haunted House. I was a tour guide for the kids if they were too scared. Depends on the party of course.
>>25531096
Here's a headshot
>pic highly related
>>25531178
>>25531212
>rage comics'
You must be 18 or older to post on this website
>>25531204
You make me feel comfy. I like you.
>>25531142
The English is better than how Hiro normally posts, but it definitely isn't OP's native language. I'd assume that Hiro has been brushing up on his English now that he owns a website where that's the main language.
>>25531235
Hiro hasn't learned the 4chan mentality yet, give him time.
>>25531204
You look pretty good. Can I hire you as a bull and film my wife getting fucked by Barman? Obviously I'd want you to keep the mask on the whole time, so no one would ever know it's you.
>>25531212
Not everyone knows horse terms, no big deal. Just to clarify, you'd just say colt, not stallion colt or stallion foal. That'd be redundant.
>>25531325
Got it, thanks.
>>25530897
Sure, I always wanted to be a pegasi in the Wonderbolts. I'd be the Lewellyn Chilson of Equestria
I just feel the need...
>>25531204
You know what, even joking about the hiring part, I still gotta admit that's pretty cool of you to do.
>>25530897
Sure, I'll try again in a new world. Give me a loving family. A good friend or two. And let me find love somewhere along the way.
That's all I ask.
>>25531291______________________Yes.
Is OP hiro?
>>25531375
Would you be my friend in Equestria, Anon?
>>25531386
Awesome. You in America? If so, what state? Contact info?
>get to be the little filly
>get to either fly or have sickass magic
Why is this a question?
.... can I wait until I'm towards the end, and with all of my earthly affairs finished up?
>>25531204
... you sir, deserve a spot in Equestria, you precious soul.
>>25531389
I think so. He hasn't refuted my claims once. Just flat out ignored those posts. Certainly seems like something the Japanese would do.
>>25531389
Nope.
>>25530897
>All these people leaving behind their friends and family with not a second thought
If I could bring friends and some stuff from Earth, then heck yes, but otherwise no.
>>25530897
With a short preparation beforehand, most definitely yes.
I would sell my fucking soul for an opportunity like this. So would I accept an invite? What do you fucking think
>>25531481
What happens if they dont feel like leaving all they know for a cartoon world of a show you watch?
>>25531481
I stated the only rule, it's your job to make the decision.
>>25531441
>>25531460
Then he covers his tracks right when I mention something is amiss. It's okay Hiro, we love our new admin.
>>25531481
>>25531481
>friends
>>25531481
>Not noticing based Batanon's (>>25530961,>>25531076
>>25531204) desire to rid the world of evil before he transcends to Equestria as he dresses as Batman to make children smile and resolve his Earthly affairs.
>>25531481
Lost contact with all of that after school. I just go to my community college and come home for the rest of the day. 4chan is my social life. My parents would probably be better off not having to bother with my lazy ass now.
Sorry to get all /r9k/ on ya, but nobody's being "left behind" in my case.
>>25531481
>with not a second thought
We've had a lot of fucking time to think about this. Trust me.
OP's pic reminded me of lego stunt rally map
>>25531704
holy shit yea, mr x
>>25531704
I had to look back, but I see it. It DOES kind of look like the stunt rally map.
>>25531374
>>25531416
>>25531416
I live in Kentucky, but I'm booked a lot. Plus, I'm nothing THAT serious. The main reason I usually get hired is because of my acting and my voice. I mean, the full costume is barely cosplay-tier.
>>25531204
>>25531386
I'd ask if you lived in Baltimore,but then I remembered that THAT guy got killed in August.
>>25531773No, but he's the inspiration for me doing this. He was my hero.
>>25531808
Good on you man.
It's been kind of a shit year here in Charm City, that's for sure.
>>25531738
Dude, that's perfect. We could turn it into a whole scene. I could dress up like The Joker and the misses could dress up as Harley Quinn.
You come in, (pretend to) kick my ass, then you fuck Harley while I writhe in pain on the ground and am forced to watch.
You got any December openings?
>>25530897
Unicorn traveling alongside Trixie as we get into wild hijinks? Count me in harder than Count Chocula.
>>25530897
>Unicorn stallion
>Highest ranking officer in the armed forces, with a decent knowledge of human history and a very limited knowledge about human military tech/tactics
Hmmm... coup before or after taking over the world?
Otherwise, I could just waifu Celestia, like OP says.
>>25532715
Wait, if it was ANY job, couldn't you just skip that step and immediately become emperor/president/führer/whatever of the world?
>>25530897
This guy >>25532749 brings up a good point. I'd become the new princess of Equestria.
>Earth pony traveling with trixie
I could definitely imagine traveling the land from town to town
>>25530897
Pegasus, mare, newborn. If I could have a natural talent/cutie mark for hypnosis or being a therapist, that would be the best.
No real skill for flying speed or anything wanted beyond just flying up high for a view. I'd want to start over and just forget it all and try to live some semblance to normalcy.
>>25531204
>mfw
You are the greatest kind of person, anon. Thank you for giving hope to people who see little by doing that. Stay awesome.
>>25532909
I'd honestly have wanted the same, except I'd be a pegasus because I'd like flying.
>you will never be Trixie's assistant
Why live?
>>25533118
>>25532964
>>25532909
>>25532819
>>25532749
Alright Anons, say you get to Equestria, only the problem is...you're not alone, about every single fag that responded on this thread wound up in Eqeustria with you, only you are all ponies.
What do?
Oh hell yes. I'd take Luna as my waifu, and I'd be happy having her as my wife or girlfriend as a humble unicorn. I don't wantto be an alicorn, I'd just want to be with Luna.
>>25533175
Prepare for war.
>>25533175
I wonder what the anon who waifu's AJ would think knowing I'm a pathetic adult man in a cute colt's body just to be with his waifu's little sister. I hope we could get along.
>>25533175
I would just start living and growing up since they'd be adults and I chose newborn. I'd probably try to forget everything.
>>25533175
What if we all arrive at separate parts in Equestria, alone? How would any of you recognize each other?
>>25533236
How would we recognize each other now? None of us have ever met.
>>25533175
Well only one other guy said he would travel with trixie, we could be a magic show trio adventuring across the land
>>25533279
>even if you make it to equestria, you'll always be a cuk
>>25533439
Eh mostly saw trixie as being a best friend. And why not, magic show on the road sounds fun
>>25533739
>best friend
Cück confirmed.
>>25533265
Look for the similarly autistic ponies.
I'd go with this deal easy. A warning would be nice just to leave a letter saying I peaced out though
>>25531084
Only if I was a robot alien
>>25533773
God damit trixie ain't my waifu! That spot goes to Octavia.
>>25530897
No, never, I'll probably corrupt them by bringing magical disease somehow, I ain't that selfish.
>>25534090
Then why wouldn't you spend your time with her instead? You cückqueening her?
>>25533209
There's always room for a hard worker on the farm.
>>25533175
I'd just continue with daily life, but maybe have a few proper precautions in case anyone wanted to take someone.
Pegasus and I'd love to play along with Octavia, know a few songs on the piano so it could work
>>25535793
>piano
>with hooves
Good luck with that
>>25536338
Why didn't I think of that?
>>25536338
>rara
>>25536387
Yeah, but she's had hooves her entire life.
I have high doubts that you'll make a seamless transition from hands to hooves.
male, earthpony, white coat, white mane, red eyes, white tail. Job: princess.
albino ponies will be master race
>>25530897
Where do you think you are?
>>25530897
Fuck yes, I would. I don't like alicorns anyway.
>>25530897
I choose to live as the almighty Bulrog and have the power to have all the powers.
>>25531003
Ded
>>25530897
Who the shit would say no to this
>>25539204
Technically these anons; >>25531481
>>25530994 and >>25530961
i want to be human tho ponies have shitty bodies
>>25540066
Don't you think it might be just a little bit weird to be the only human walking around in Equestria?
Meh, what the Hell? Go for it.
>>25540222
rather be the predator than prey
>>25530897
I would take this even if there was a downside. Honestly I can't think of much I wouldn't do if it resulted in me getting to my waifu.
>>25540256
Good point desu.
>>25540222
This was an option? The fuck, op. Every time I imagine going to Equestria, I imagine that I get to keep my human body. Obviously I'd give it up if I had to, though.
>>25531076
Please tell me "public service reasons" is picking up trash or soup kitchen work
>>25533175
So I won't get homesick because I'll have horsefucker friends from the old world to chat with?
Yes.
>>25540859
We'd basically be the grandparents who always talk about the old country.
>>25540710
Of course it was an option, I phrased it badly by saying "as a pony". But, as I've said before, the ONLY rule is that you can not be an alicorn.
>>25530897
Oh God yes, start as a pegasus colt and grow up to own and run my own bar/ make beer to bring joy and inebriation to ponies.
>>25530897
What is this, /ptfg/-lite?
>>25530897
No, I like having hands.
