[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Ubermensch Anon 6: You're a hero edition.
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /mlp/ - My Little Pony

Thread replies: 163
Thread images: 38
File: 1447807620656.png (1 MB, 742x1076) Image search: [Google]
1447807620656.png
1 MB, 742x1076
Ubermensch Anon started as a a single prompt about Anonymous being signed up for the pony triathlon against his will. A couple of green stories later and we have what is basically the ultimate form of man in Equestria. I'm not trying to toot my own horn or brag, so I'll let those unaware of the story read for themselves and decide if they want to get behind the thread. (Not really sure this counts as a general.)

Anons Traithlon (How it all started)
Compressed into one bin: http://pastebin.com/2Gjb7PFw
Broken down for an easier read.
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/NHDeYE0q
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/Nibu1qFQ
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/Ah7G5Hna
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/KnHCccc8
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/TYrFfkfx
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/mRMR8d25


Anons New Chapter (Ubermensch adventures)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/Y6TVrzMM
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/kWg8r5LF
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/mRaGf5vh
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/eVa0Nex0
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/Bwp1sD9V
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/r4ynMuJ5
Ch7. http://pastebin.com/s8B3wD7N

Ubermensch Anon ( The most recent adventures.)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/yKt1BryD
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/2xBzRgrB
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/JZREiyhi
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/K5AMrpsy
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/rBDSNYL2
>>
Last thread here.
>>25416943
>>
Before I start I would like to (hopefully without my ego in the way) warmly welcome any newcomers to the thread and I hope you enjoy the story.

To the guys and possible girls that have been enjoying my story/stories for the last couple of months thank you. It's a pleasure to write for others.

Starting some
>Green
Right now.
>>
File: 1408642467781.jpg (11 KB, 166x231) Image search: [Google]
1408642467781.jpg
11 KB, 166x231
>>25528526
>welcoming newcomers
>>
File: 1448059501169.gif (61 KB, 160x160) Image search: [Google]
1448059501169.gif
61 KB, 160x160
>>25528526
As always man, your
>green
is some good ass shit.
>>
File: download (2).jpg (9 KB, 363x139) Image search: [Google]
download (2).jpg
9 KB, 363x139
> You and AJ sit like this for awhile.
> What felt like hours to be exact.
> It may as well have been, you needed a watch.
> You turn back to the still form laying on the other side of the bed.
> She had come in here expecting comfort...
> No.
> You turn away and peer back at the wall.
> You had boundaries and you had to set them... this mare had been second to Dash to give you the most shit during those times...
> But...
> You didn't really hold grudges.
> It was rather childish, despite its justification.
> You glance back at her one more time.
> Was she crying?
> You check again.
> Nah...
> AJ never really struck you as a teary-eyed type either...
> Poof!
> You look to your shoulder a-
> Well...
> You...
> A miniature you sat on your shoulder.
> He let out a sigh and stretched outwards.
> "Sup."
"What the-"
> "Don't talk to me think it faggot."
> That's rather rude isn't it?
> "I'm a conscience of course I'm rude. But you; Mister jackets all the time and so pumped full of testosterone are supposed to be comforting that mare right there!"
> He gestured to the figure laying in your bed.
> Why?
> "Uhhh, fours hours of sleep? Treating you with some actual respect? Let's not forget the uh- oh- uh FOUR hours of sleep? Seriously, only one other person I know was able to physically do that."
> ....
> "You; you slobbering dolt."
"Hey!"
> "Shut it dumbass! Look at you, you've taken on a course for gods and you can't even comfort a mare who actually has her head on straight... sides' she wants the D dude. It makes things easier."
> You're kind of a douchebag as well.
> "Eh... conscience. We're all douches... you should hear AJ's emotions right now TO-TAL turmoil bro."
> Wait, how am I even talk-
> "Oh something, something magic or something. Maybe stop smoking that poison joke mate."
> It's an ingr-
> "Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever, set things right."
> The smaller you leapt down onto your leg.
> He turned around and snapped his fingers twice.
> "And make it snappy will ya'?"
>>
Oh shit forgot to post the current pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/rBDSNYL2

And here's the post for up above's continuation.
>>25515921

Also I'ma try and churn out some
> Green
As I've got to go in a bit. I shouldn't be gone long, maybe about an hour at most.
>>
>>25528723
Either Anon has finally snapped or I'm lost
kek
>>
> Poof!
> With that it was gone.
> You stare down at your leg.
> Oh-kay...
> That was weird but...
> He had a point.
> If you left things like this it would be continuously awkward.
> You sigh and shift your weight.
"AJ..."
> No answer.
> Time to try again.
"AJ."
> "What..."
"Look, I'm sorry for freaking out earlier. But I'm not the kinda guy to go and fool around with others behind another girls back."
> AJ continued to stay silent.
> If you didn't know any better she was probably glaring at the wall right now.
"...Look I'll-"
> "No. Ah'm sorry Anon."
> She rolled around to turn to you.
> Despite the darkness hiding most of her face you could see that she was a total emotional wreck right now.
> "Ah don't have the opportunity to get with many...boys, so ah'm sorry ah threw myself at you like that."
> You smile softly.
> Weird start but it was a start none the less.
"Perhaps we can start off as just friends?"
> "Ah...can give it a try."
"Honestly I think it's worth it."
> The two of you shared a soft chuckle.
> "Ah'm sorry for everything... ah didn't realize how strongly ya' felt about us-"
> You wave a hand in front of your face.
"With you. Water under the bridge."
> "With me?"
"Well...yeah."
> "Oh..."
"Don't get me wrong. I enjoy Pinkies and Fluttershy's company...Rarity I don't mind."
> You lean back.
> Should you tell her?
> Might as well vent.
"I just can't stand Twilight recently. Ever since she became a princess she's been trying to hard to adopt the persona of one, she just comes off as high and mighty in the end."
> AJ chuckled.
> You ignore it and continue; furrowing your brow in the process.
"Rainbow Dash... an ego so ridiculously huge it makes certain people back home look like insects."
> AJ chuckled again.
> You raise an eyebrow.
"Why are you laughing? These are your friends."
> She sat up and shook her head with a wave of her hoof.
> "Anon. I feel the same way!"
> Oh...
> You smile and lean forward.
"Really?"
> She nodded with a grin.
>>
Hey jackasses, your old thread is still alive.
>>
>>25528840
It'll die eventually Anon, we were almost at the cap. Though I feel as if you come here with ill intent. Welcome mate.
>>
>>25528840
>>25528857
It cant die..
Autist your going to have to kill it as its DETERMINED TO STAY ALIVE
>>
File: FANMADE_Super-happy_Applejack.png (171 KB, 900x1260) Image search: [Google]
FANMADE_Super-happy_Applejack.png
171 KB, 900x1260
> "Not as strongly as you and ah still love em' to death but everypony has their flaws Anon!"
> You shrug.
"Some are just worse than others."
> AJ shook her head silently.
> "It's so funny."
"What?"
> "Ya'll talk about Twilight bein' high and mighty and here you go. Denying them any chance to redeem themselves."
"Well they haven't exactly come to me like you have."
> "Ah came because we almost ended up losing everything. Do you really want some big, life-threatening event everytime for one of them to come and make things right?"
"I-"
> "Dash feels really bad about what she did. When she's around ya', she finds herself feelin' worse than a rattlesnake in the middle of winter."
> Huh...
> "Don't even get me started on Twilight. She has no idea where to begin fixing things between you two."
"So she left me be-"
> "She thought it was best. She noticed your attitude Anon... Ah'm just sayin'... give them a chance?"
> You sigh.
"I can try I guess.... thank you Applejack."
> "The best ah can do for mah friend."
> You chuckle and turn back to the wall.
"Say..."
> You should really tell her about what you had witnessed earlier...
"Nah. It's good."
> You could feel the suspicious stare lingering on your back.
> "Okay..."
> "Anon-"
> A horn suddenly blared all around you.
> The sudden noise jolted the two of you.
> A cackle followed by a thick voice sounded over the intercom.
> "We are nearing our destination. Sorry if anypony was fast asleep but I repeat we are nearing our destination."
> Huh...
> You get up without another word.
"See you on the cruise."
> With that you leave as fast as you can.
> You had wanted to avoid arousing suspicion but you may have just created more of it.
> Damn it dude think this stuff through!
> The other girls were already making their way out of their rooms.
> You turn around to head out.
> What the holy shit!
> A bulbous eyed creature with green skin stared up at you hungrily.
> It said something incomprehensible and crouched down ready to...
>>
File: Rarity_mud_mask_cucumbers_S1E21.png (272 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [Google]
Rarity_mud_mask_cucumbers_S1E21.png
272 KB, 1280x720
> Oh...
> It was just Rarity.
> She pulled the cucumber slices off of her eyes.
> She muttered something about a 'cleansing' and trotted past you.
> Damn your heart was still hammering...
> You let out a relieved sigh and slip out the main door; finding yourself in the cart you had entered from.
> The lights flicked on giving it a different atmosphere than before.
> The Conductors crew stood at one end of the cart.
> They seemed to be eyeing you quite oddly...
> You give them a silent wave.
> Were you doing your angry face?
> You lumber over to the closest window; glancing over your reflection.
> Yep...
> Brows furrowed, grimace ready, eyes narrowed.
> You had apparently giving some foals nightmares with this face.
> The girls trudged from the bedroom cart.
> Pinkie yawned and fanned a hoof in front of her face.
> A lanky stallion moved forwards first.
> "Hello!" He greeted cheerily. "Don't worry guys, first you'll get to spend the rest of the night in a five star hotel THEN we will move you onto the cruise in the morning."
> "Good." Dash muttered with a yawn. "I need the proper sleep for an athlete."
> The stallion looked her over hungrily.
> "Yes...yes your body certainly is...athletic..."
> "Why are you sweating so badly?" Pinkie asked innocently. " It's not that hot in here Mister."
> "N-No reason! I'll lead you to your hotel…"
> He turned around and began to lead the way from the train.
> You follow after them silently.
> Before you left; you glanced back at the gathered crew on last time.
> Their eyes met with yours.
> Some of their smiles dropped…

> Well.
> This sucked.
> You look to your left, the bed overtaken by Flutters, AJ, and Dash.
> You look to your right the rest of the bed overrun with the others.
> You lay directly in the middle as they slept peacefully.
> You sigh and sink lower into the blanket.
“Only room left my ass...”
>>
Going to take that hour break as I am leaving.

The real action will start soon.
>>
>>25529141
Ungodly hours again. Sucks to be me, but I want to see this thread up in the morning.
>>
>>25529141
Aww snap

Everytime Ponka say five star hotel, I am reminded of the freaking triathlon.. The feel of hatred came back a bit t b h
>>
>>25529130
>rarity
lol shit.
you got me
>>
Damn dude. I don't even know why I bother leaving the house... took way longer than I thought.

But oh well, screw that I'ma pop out some
> Green
Before bed.
>>
> Seriously...
> You couldn't sleep.
> Not that it was a bad thing.
> You were still paranoid about the whole thing; plus not to mention you had gotten your sleep during the day.
> You found yourself sleeping whenever you weren't hanging out with your friends or working out.
> Hmm...
> You scan over the bed once more; the mares all pressed tightly against each other.
> Flutters and Rarity pressed into you on both sides.
> Both were fast asleep so it wasn't really awkward but still.
> You had your doubts that this was the ONLY room and ONLY bed they had.
> Well...
> Not that hard considering this was the only one that could hold you.
> The cot you requested was now a bunch of plastic scrap, just utterly useless.
> Same to be said for the hammock.
> Eventually the girls all just yelled for you to join them.
> You pull your jacket closer.
> At least you got to keep this stuff on...
> With a sigh you rest your head against the pillow and stare up at the ceiling.
> ....
> This blows.
> "Psst!"
> You jerk your head to the voice.
> "Nonny are you still awake?"
"Yeah..."
> "Cool! Scoot your hand down here and pet me or something. I can't sleep!"
> "Pinkie go to sleep!" Dash groaned.
> "I can't!"
> "Darling please...."
> "Like I said I can't!"
> Twilight groaned in exasperation.
> "I'm trying to get my sleep here! I need a recom-"
"Don't even start with the princess crap."
> "Oh! Oh! Don't tell me not to start! Maybe if you got the recommended hours for sleep Anonymous you would have done something other than tear a thousand year old artifact like newspaper!"
> Dash and AJ let out an annoyed groan.
> "Let it go Twi!" Dah hissed.
> She snatched up a pillow and threw it over her head.
> "Girls I think I know why I can't sleep!" Pinkie suddenly sat up. "I need a glass of milk!"
> "MUST you squeal like this in the middle of the night dear. A mare needs her beauty sleep."
> "Ah'm tryna' get some shut eye over here!"
> "Uhm...girls...could you please be quiet. I can't sleep."
>>
>petting...

I need more please good sir.
>>
File: images (13).jpg (12 KB, 284x177) Image search: [Google]
images (13).jpg
12 KB, 284x177
> "Yeah! For real!"
> "Rainbow ah can't believe you're saying this too! Yer the biggest loudmouth here!"
> "I'm not a loudmouth! I just like to announce my awesomeness."
> Rage building...
> "Oh! Oh! Oh! Maybe warm milk will do!"
> "Pinkiiiiee stop with the yelling please. I'm trying to get some princess sleep."
> "Princess sleep?" the other girls replied simultaneously.
> "It's like regular sleep but for princesses."
> RISING LEVELS!
> "Girls... I don't get much time to my self please."
> "Oh Flutters it's no problem!" Pinkie shouted. "I can get you some milk too. OH! I could get all of you girls goodnightie time milk!"
> "Pinkie!" Dash and Rarity shouted.
> Your vein popped forwards; pulsating as you stared up at the ceiling silently.
> "Ah'm just saying a little humility would do ya' good."
> "I don't know humility! I'm the Dash."
> "Ask Anon that." Flutters muttered.
> The other girls let out appalled gasps.
> "I-you-WHAT!?"
> You grit your teeth and began to vibrate in place.
> Anger increasing.
> Heat rising.
> "Does this bed feel a couple degrees warmer to ya'll?" AJ asked.
> "Now that you mentio-"
> “Nonsense.” Twilight started. “Our body heat is simply-”
"QUIET!"
> The whole room rattled from the power of your shout.
> The shock was powerful enough to briefly flick the lights on; revealing the lamps and tables shaking violently from your shout.
> The girls all clutched their ears; rolling from the bed and onto the floor.
> They writhed in pain.
> Anger decreasing…
> Silence achieved.
> You sat up like a horror movie villain resurrected once more.
> "My ears!"
> "What!?"
> "MY EARS!"
> "WHAT!?"
> You sweep a glare of the girls.
> They snapped their mouths shut instantly.
> Without another word you lay back down; throwing the blanket over your body.
“Go to sleep.”
>>
>>25528526
Thanks for the welcome
>>
> You try and get situated with the bed but a hoof slapped into your back.
> It didn't hurt. If anything it was a minor annoyance.
> You roll your eyes and roll around; coming face to face with Dash.
> "Dude what's wrong with you!?"
> You raise an eyebrow.
> "This whole trip you've been acting like a jerk!"
> Oh she did-
> You sigh and turn to AJ.
> Her eyes flicked back between the two of you anticipating what would happen next.
> Deep breaths...
> For your friend...
> You throw the blanket up and sit up.
"Okay girls... let's make something clear."
> You point to AJ.
"Friend."
> You move your finger across to Pinkie who had somehow got a cup of milk.
"Friend."
> You point at Flutters.
"Friend."
> You trail your arm to Rarity.
"Okay."
> You stop on Twilight and Rainbow Dash, who were conveniently paired together.
"Nothing."
> They both reeled back.
> You get up off of the bed.
> "This is about to get juicy isn't it?" Rarity muttered when she thought you wouldn't notice.
> You stand to your full-height your shadow falling over the girls despite the darkened room.
"I don't hold grudges. I can't, it's childish and even though I told myself I didn't I did."
> You turn on Dash.
"You're one of the biggest assholes I've ever met, learn some humility for good."
> You turn to Twilight.
"And you. Being a princess doesn't make you instantly better than everyone else, remember your beginnings and humble yourself woman."
> "Wha- where is this coming from!?" Dash shouted.
> "Yeah!" Pinkie joined their side. "I thought we were friends Anon!"
"You and I are."
> "But I can't be somepony else's friend if they can't be friends with my friends knowwhatimean friend?"
> ....
"Pinkie, just list-"
> "Don't tell her what to do!" Dash shouted.
> The light flicked on suddenly.
> You caught Rarity and Flutters backing off as AJ watched solemnly.
> You turn back to Dash who looked beyond pissed off with you.
> "I apologized! And all you've been doing is treating us like garbage!"
>>
> "I said my sorry's Anon! Just accept them and move on!"
> Pop!
> There goes your vein again.
> You ball your fists and silently stare down at the mare.
> No words.
> Nothing...
> She began to squirm under your gaze.
> "I-If you keep being a j-jerk I'll..."
> She was at a loss of words.
> You simply continued to glare down at her silently.
> The tension in the air was so thick you couldn't even cut it with a knife.
> Twilight stepped forward.
> "Okay... look we're all cranky. Let's calm down, drink some warm milk like Pinkie said..."
"No."
> You turn from the girls.
"I'm going home."
> "W-what! Anon we're hundreds of miles from Ponyville!"
"I don't care."
> They could figure this out on their own.
> Pinkie suddenly zipped in front of you.
> "Cooome ooonnn Nonny give it a try~"
> She pouted and folded back her ears; her eyes getting a wetted appearance as they became even wider than before.
> You reach down and pick her up; moving her like a robot back to the bed.
"No."
> You drop her onto the bed.
"There's more to this trip than it looks. You can figure it out yourself."
> You head out of the door slamming it shut behind you.
> You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose.
> No money...again.
> You had been relying on everything being free to be honest.
> And it almost had.
> You turn down the luxurious hallway; a red carpet filling your vision.
> Okay...
> Maybe you overreacted...
> A slam came from the room, followed by a frustrated yell.
> "I don't care if he's in the right AJ!" Dashes scratchy voice came from just beyond the wall.
"He's acting like a big baby! I hope he doesn't ever come back! But you know he is anyway."
> "She's right girls. Don't worry... give him time to blow off some steam and we'll see him on the cruise by tomorrow morning. I mean, Anon may have done some pretty weird things but I doubt he's going to walk all the way home from here."
> Oh what's this?
> You were already heading down the hallway.
> Fuck it.
> Show us what you got fate.
>>
> Stupid...
> This was stupid...
> You felt stupid.
> You were stupid.
> But emotion tended to do that.
> You trudge along the rigid dead forest and the rusted railroad tracks.
> What had seemed like a short ride in comfort here was now a long ways in pain now.
> You growl to yourself and continue on.
> Forget it.
> If you kept following these you would find your way home.
> Stupid dumb ponies...
> Just when it looked as if you could've cleared things up with them.
> Self-righteous dou-
> ZSIP!
> Ow!
> The sharp sting of something cold against your neck caught your attention.
> You reach up and pull away a small, wooden cylinder with a silver tip and a feathered bottom.
> Crap...
> Blow dart..
> You turn to your left; catching glimpse of a Zebra with a blow gun.
> A group of ponies stood behind him.
> "Hit him again Stripes."
> "No problemo~"
> He began to produce another dart.
> Oh hell no...
> HELL
> NO!
> You trudge forward.
"Hell no!"
> "N-now Stripes!"
> Dash...
> You watched as Dash shouted at the Zebra.
> She was going down first.
> You charge forward.
> "Flank left! Blue take the right!"
> She wasn't a military commander...
> "I don't get it man! That stuff's supposed to take down an elephant!"
> Closer...
> The ground rumbled beneath your very feet as the crew came closer and closer.
> So...
> Scootaloo suddenly appeared in your vision.
> "Help us!"
> You skid to a stop.
> Something tackled your side.
> Followed by something else.
> And something else.
> You glance down at the ponies latching onto your body.
> ZSIP!
> Another bite in your neck.
"Fuck!"
> You attempt to lift your arm but found that it felt like lead.
> You grunt and use your other arm to peel one of the ponies off.
> ZSIP!
> Another bite…
> The world was so pretty…
> The dead trees began to snake forward; malicious faces laughing as they took your vision.
> ZSIP!
>>
> "Hold up! Off of him! I think he's done!"
> The voice sounded strange...
> Like robotic sort of.
> It reminded you of the time when you were a kid and you got into way too much cough syrup.
> Heh...
> Those were the good old days.
> Good old...
> That was a fun word.
"Goods ols"
> "Yeah... he's ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"
> Woah!
> Your hands were snakes man...
> "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
> You gaze up at the three-headed stallion in front of you.
> His sentence blended into one continuous sound.
> The sound enveloped you...wrapped around you.
> All around was the endlessness of this stallions voice.
> And it was maddening...
> Darkness began to creep around your vision.
> Fun!
> How did that song go?
> Oh yeah!
"Hello darkness my old friend…"
> “Thisssss isssss the besssst part.” The ponies tongue snaked from his mouth as he hissed; blinking his reptillian eyes.
> A mish mash of moving black and white stripes trotted next to him.
> “Indeed.”
> The world…
> Soooo amazing.
> What were you mad about again?
> The world tilted and you suddenly found yourself on your knees; hands buried into the ground.
> Something forced its way up your throat, spilling all over the ground.
> You let out a laugh in between your vomiting session.
“NO! I am the one who knocks!”
> One of the ponies galloped forward.
> Did he want a hunmg?
> You would gladly give it a hunmg.
"Do adorable!"
> The Pony suddenly jumped up.
> He shot his hooves out; the hind-legs disappearing in a brilliant display of neon-colors.
"Beutifual!"
> CRACK!
> The world went dark...
>>
That;'s it for tonight. I would've wrote more but unforeseen events arose, I can start earlier tomorrow though.
>>
>>25531148
>“NO! I am the one who knocks!”
The memes, my sides, god Anon is stoned. Appendix kek
>>
>>25531148
Okay, seriously, the time has come to start doing irreparable damage or killing motherfuckers.
Bitches think they can shit all over anon because the consequences are just bruises.
>>
>>25531199
>Just noticing
Dub dub confirm it must be done.

Autist don't fail me now, boss
>>
>>25531053
>>25531053

>ponies annoying
>screw you guys i'm going home
>seriously start walking hundreds of miles home

It kinda childish. Overreacting the way he does.
>>
>>25531620
oooooo not dubs.. but check that time
>>
>>25531623
This motherfucker ran down a train BEFORE his magical hyperbolic time chamber training.
And sometimes you are just DONE.
>>
>>25531778
>this
>off by one..
Sorry for your lost my friend
>>
>>25531778
Ya but it's not like it was that bad. They were just being girls. Ignore them or go to a different room. Something so mildly annoying shouldn't make a man lose his cool.
>>
>inb4 we are Anon's conscious
>>
>>25532278
This kind of shit adds up, plus anon is under a lot of stress that we forget about. Not the least of it being the only human stranded in a land of magical ponies. Only a handful of which even like you.
Then there is the constant attacks from fucking EVERYWHERE. Sociopathic gods that want to destroy everyone and take over again. His own emotional and sexual frustrations, which aren't made any better with multiple ponies vying for his attentions. His fame, which brings constant pestering and false friendships. And being jobless and broke.
I think the guy has held it together pretty fucking well all things considered.
>>
Going to Sleep early bump

Light weight of 3 days no sleep, fore shame
>>
You want Green for this?
I will give you all shitty green.
Just wait till Thursday
>>
just in case bed bump
>>
>just marathoned up to Anons New Chapter5
I like this story.
This is a good fucking story.

Iron Will is the best bro.
>>
>>25530683
No problem. I hope you enjoy yourself.

>>25531199
>>25531623
Dohoho... just you wait Anons.

>>25531623
>>25531778
>>25532278
>>25532368
I'm really loving the speculation. I saw it more of as a 'I really just can't deal with you lot anymore'. I feel like with anybody else, he would've stayed and dealt with it.

>>25533410
I mean go for it man, I'm up for anyone to contribute in anyway they can and Thursday is my 'off' day (Which I may start the hiatus then or not, I don't really know yet.)

>>25534105
Cool man, glad you're enjoying it so far. and Iron Will is always best bro
>>
File: 6nbFJR8.jpg (52 KB, 380x374) Image search: [Google]
6nbFJR8.jpg
52 KB, 380x374
>mfw I have bronchitis and my voice sounds like I've been choking on stallion cock
anyways bump.

Ain't nobody got time for that
>>
Page 9 bump. Got to go out to my parents for the next 30 hrs or so. Only dial-up out there, so i hope you guys can keep it alive.
>>
>>25535813
I'll try my hardest Bump edition
>>
File: 1448250369804.gif (183 KB, 800x482) Image search: [Google]
1448250369804.gif
183 KB, 800x482
>mfw computer just came in
>>
File: w0wwicfw8pvfhyzh11jg.png (430 KB, 701x382) Image search: [Google]
w0wwicfw8pvfhyzh11jg.png
430 KB, 701x382
What are YOU listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71JtvEMud0U
>>
>>25536268
psapp.. man..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRrPZZdo3dM

although is this is pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=f1kToy3Y4bs
>>
My biggest complaint with this story is how short you made Anon's actual training.

You skipped too much of it.
>>
File: derphorse.png (1 MB, 3000x3000) Image search: [Google]
derphorse.png
1 MB, 3000x3000
Have some WIP.
>>
>>25536514
In the Traithlon, or near the end of his new Chapter?
The new chapter I completely agree with, I regret not expanding upon his four year training session, which I may in one of the new arch's.

>>25535139
Sorry to hear that man, if it's any consolation choking on stallion cock sounds like a great way to pass the time. Also
>>25536565
Can't wait to see the finished product. you like that picture don't you?

>>25536118
>>25536297
Cool man. I can't wait to see what you come up with.
>>
I'll start in about an hour or so, I just need to help around the house real quick.
>>
>>25536667
In the Triathlon.
>>
>>25536667
Appreciate it man. More
>green
hype.

What picture?
>>
>Anons New Chapter5
> "Because of my eyes I'm very clumsy... that toppled with the name led to some ridicule from the others..."
>that toppled with the name
I believe you meant 'coupled.'
>>
>>25536766
Same chapter.

>The area was fading and decrypted but was still admirable none the less.
>fading and decrypted
Decrepit.
>>
File: 1413809316975.gif (1 MB, 250x250) Image search: [Google]
1413809316975.gif
1 MB, 250x250
>>25536921
And chapter 6 got pretty... retarded.
It just got cringey to read.
>>
File: derphorse.png (1 MB, 3000x3000) Image search: [Google]
derphorse.png
1 MB, 3000x3000
Writefag coming back and WIP bump.

I have NO idea what to do with this
>>
>>25536766
>>25536921
>>25537038
Well, thanks for taking the time to point out some literacy mistakes.

I am also aware of the cringe factor. Chapter 6 is not my proudest piece it is a setup for seven. But hey the story ain't for everyone.

I'm not going to sit here and try to convince you to read on but, hey you've gotten that far. Up to you on rather you want to read the rest man.

But once again thank for your opinions.

I will be starting shortly.
>>
>>25537086
One more for the road, because what the hell?

Chapter 7, when describing what is supposed to be a massive manticore.
> Pushing your hands and shoulder forward you managed to catch it right under the chin.
> Considering the fact that its head alone was roughly the size of your head.
So it's head is the size of Anon's? What?
>>
>>25537056
You can put Anon making poses or maybe Anon come back of one of his adventures asap because he have a date with Derpyqt but He didn't have time to change his clothes and goes to the date with his torn clothes showing his beautiful body N-no homo
>>
>>25537224
Ah that was simply another mess-up, it was supposed to just be its head was roughly the size of you.

Anyway, thanks once again man. I want to improve each and every day so I am grateful for your criticism, despite the abrasiveness lol.

Alright, my keyboard is messing up because the batteries are low.

I'm going to make a quick run to the store and come right back boys.

>>25537056
>>25537236
What he said man. I like the adventure idea and the torn jacket (Because god forbid they survive more than one chapter.)
>>
File: derphorse.png (2 MB, 4000x4000) Image search: [Google]
derphorse.png
2 MB, 4000x4000
>>25537251
>>25537236
Yeah I had plans to add Anon. I'll tear up his jacket a bit once I get to painting him.
>>
Okay, finally going to get started. Sorry for the delay.
>>
> "-nonymous..."
> Yeesh...
> Your head.
> "-ken now beast!"
> What was even going on?
> You try to bring your hand to your face.
> Clang!
> "-old you it would work."
> You groan and slowly shake away the darkness at your vision.
> Let's try your hands again.
> You try to itch your nose.
> Clang!Clang!
> "They got him held."
> What?
> You glance upwards at your hands.
> They were chained together, the chain wrapped around a pillar and looped back to your hands.
> Huh...
> Where are you?
> Last you remembered you were walking in the woods...
> Then...
> Oh.
> CLANG!
> You shoot forwards; looking for something to get your hands on.
> Some invisible force pushed you back.
> A loud crash filled your ears as your back slammed into a larger, thicker pipe.
> Fun...
> You groan and take a look around.
> You were in what looked like a giant maintenance room for... something.
> Catwalks ran all around under the multi-colored pipes that snaked in and out of the ceilings and walls.
> Despite all of the pipes and catwalks the room still felt rather barren.
> Across from you was a row of machines shaped like some sort of abstract turtles.
> Six large pistons ran from their backs; pumping inwards and sliding outwards in unison.
> Each time they did this steam would blow around them with a sharp hiss, slowly getting absorbed into the air.
> A trail of red, yellow, and blue pipes ran overhead, thicker silver pipes running down the middle of them and into the floor floor.
> You glance back upwards.
> Yup.
> You found that your hands were not chained to pillar but instead one of the larger pipes running into the floor.
> Just beyond your entrapment a row of large window pans stood proudly along the wall, segments of silver separating the large window pans.
> The only thing that they managed to expose was a bunch of passing clouds.
> And the fact that it was day time...
> The hell?
>>
> Ba-thump
> You groan and keel over as far as you can with the chain in place.
> You had a roaring headache.
> This led to the notice of many other things.
> Your jacket was missing, instead your bareback pressed against the warm steel.
> You could already feel the cuts and scrapes across it.
> Your throat was incredibly dry, the world seemed to slightly tilt, your hearing was mucked up, your mouth held a strange putrid taste.
> All in all an average day.
> But one thing caught your eye.
> The size of this place you were in...
> Even with the machines, catwalks, and pipes you still had what seemed to be half a football field of unobscured space.
> Save for the larger pipes but they took up minimal space.
> Across from your free space you caught something moving across the catwalks.
> Was that...
> Oh.
> A plethora of species moved back and forth the catwalks, seemingly checking gauges and the like.
"Hey!"
> Ow!
> Your throat cracked and popped from its own dryness.
> Keep trying.
"Hey!"
> CLANG! CLANG! CLANG!
> You rattled the chains as loudly as you could, trying to get more attention.
> None...
> Why were they ignoring you...
> Some whispering began to tickle your ears.
> It sounded as if it were behind you...
> You cough and shake away the dry feeling in your throat.
"Who's there?"
> The whispering stopped.
> The clopping of hooves sounded against the ground.
> Not shortly after, two ponies in hardhats and a Zebra trotted into view.
> "What is he Stripes?"
> "I dunno' some said he's what's called a 'humane'."
"Human... I need some water."
> "Can't do that. Boss said to deny any requests you have."
"Don't give me water."
> They needed to hurry up, your throat seriously hurt.
> And what was that smell?
> You look down at your chest.
> A pinkish stain ran down your shirt.
> Was that?
> You sniff the air.
> Oh come on!
> One of the stallions was already trotting away.
> "Where are you going?" The other Hardhat shouted.
> "To get him a water!"
>>
>>25537945
>"Don't give me water."
>gets him water
Kek, You gotta love reverse psychology.
>>
File: Jolly-roger.png (67 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]
Jolly-roger.png
67 KB, 1024x768
> "Don't do that!" Stripes shouted.
> "Why?"
> "We don't what this humane is capable of! He could get more power from water for all we know!"
"I really don't."
> "Shush humane!" Stripes turned around and looked you over. "I have more darts!"
> You simply hum with disinterest.
"Where am I?"
> Ba-thump.
> You wince against the headache.
> Stripes smirked to Hardhat.
> "Get back to work Mr. Steam. I've got my eye on him."
> "Okie-dokie."
> The hardhat trotted off leaving the two of you alone.
> "Anonymous I would like to say that it was a pleasure to capture you and hopefully enslave you."
> You hum once more.
> Just get to the question.
> "If not we'll just sell you."
"Who are you again?"
> Stripes beamed.
> "Welcome to the Freebooter! The airship which belongs to the biggest, baddest air pirate in all of the skies!"
> You look around the room.
"Kind of a dump..."
> Stripes frowned.
> "Y-You're just in the boiler room! You don't know the true majesty of our Captain and his ship, he is the biggest, baddest-"
> Didn't he already say all of this?
> "-pirate in all of the skies!"
> You raise a skeptical brow.
> The other hardhat stallion trotted back to you with a glass of water.
"Hold on." You croak.
> You lean as far down as you can and take a sip from the tilted glass.
> So refreshing...
> You pull away and smack your lips with satisfaction.
> Now that you had some energy.
"And whom may I ask is this Billy Badass I've been hearing about?"
> "Me."
> A mares voice seemingly came from all around you.
> "Up here boys!"
> You and the others glance up at the ceiling.
> A ponies figure hung from the pipes.
> It kicked its hind-legs outwards and flipped off with a playful laugh.
> Suddenly Stripes and Hardhat 2 bowed.
> You simply watch with mild amusement as the figure landed in front of you with an unmatched grace.
> "Welcome to my ship!"
>>
> "I'm Filibuster the captain of this fine ship!"
> You raise an eyebrow.
> The mare standing in front of you was not what you expected of 'biggest, baddest' pirate in all of the skies.
> She looked sort of simple...
> A dark blue coat of fur, black tail and mane.
> Really the only thing that made her look the part was her garb and disinterested face.
> She wore a lighter blue pirate coat with golden buttons and chains adorning different areas of it.
> This was followed up by a pair of long-legged black boots and a dusty brown pirate hat with a faded Jolly Roger on it.
> She gave you a wry smile with slightly disinterested but somehow curious purple eyes.
> Her mane was cut short and greased back, namely hidden by the hat.
"Weird..."
> "Hmmm?"
"They kept on saying 'he'."
> She waved a dismissive hoof in the air.
> "Oh they're supposed too."
> She turned to Hardhat 2.
> "Go on and call me Mam Piston Pusher."
> "D-do I have too?"
> Her eyes slightly lit up with rage, still somehow staying curious and disinterested at the same time.
> "Yes." She simply purred.
> "O-Okay... Mam."
> CRACK!
> Faster than you could react Piston Pusher was on the ground moaning in pain.
> Filibuster pulled back from her buck with a dissatisfied huff.
> "You know to call me sir Piston Pusher." She adjusted her boots and gave you an eccentric smile.
> "So... what brings you here handsome?" Her eyes suddenly lit up once more. "Oh! Nevermind I know why. I had my groundhogs snatch ya' up."
"Why?"
> "Why...."
> You wait as she circled a hoof with an expectant look.
> "Whhhy...?"
"Uhhh."
> She smacked her lips with a shake of her head. "So rude. Why please!"
"I'm not saying that."
> "Oh okay..."
> She yawned and fanned a hoof over her mouth.
> "So boring when others wont indulge my fantasies. Especially the power role ones."
> Y-you didn't know what to say.
> All you could do was blush despite the circumstance.
> "Oh look at you all beet red..."
>>
> She reached into her coat.
> "I'm going to let you out so you may admire the ship but first... AH! There it is."
> She flicked her hoof outwards.
> A pressure fell over our neck.
> Something clasped together around the back.
> The pressure tightened for a brief second then released.
> What the...
> Filibuster was already slipping a thin, silver necklace on with some kind of blue crystal hanging off of the end of it.
"What did you do-"
> "Shhhh!" She held a hoof up and gave you another wry smile.
> She lightly tapped the blue crystal.
> Your body went rigid as a hot pain enveloped you.
> The cackle of electricity ran along the course of your body briefly.
> You relax, unharmed after she pulled her hoof away.
> "I'm in control here Anon and yes, only I can remove the collar."
> "Sharpshooter! I need a blast over here!"
> A thin beam of magic suddenly cut through the air.
> Your chains clinked one last time before cluttering to the ground at your feet.
> You push off of the steam pipe and rub your wrists as if the pressure was still there.
> She gave you another smile.
> "Much more intimidating up close."
"You'll find it much worse if I was truly free."
> "Blah, blah, blah show me something interesting already."
> You raise an eyebrow.
> She rolled her eyes.
> "Come on. Cry, give me a tantrum, scream at me about how this is wrong or something, everypony else does."
"I don't do any of those things."
> "Ohhhh~" She looked you over slowly.
> "You're different than the others..."
> She shrugged.
> "Stripes, you can stop bowing now."
> Stripes shot up and nodded with grateful vigor.
> "Thank you sir! I'm sorry for bowing so long."
> "Eh, I think I like it. Somebody can act as my hoof rest later..."
> Your left eye twitched.
> "Come along then. I might as well show you around since you're working for me from now on."
"No..."
> She turned around and already began to head off somewhere.
> "Yeeees~"
"No."
> "Oh yes you will."
"No, I won't."
>>
File: a1.png (133 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
a1.png
133 KB, 500x500
Bump with old art.
>>
> She pushed her hoof against the crystal.
> As it pressed into her chest the hot pain enveloped you once more.
> You fall to your knees; teeth gripped together because of the shocking power.
> You couldn't move.
> You couldn't scream.
> You just sat there waiting for the agony to be over with.
> "Okay that's enough."
> The pain suddenly lifted.
> You gasp for air and fall forwards.
> A brief zap followed by a pop of electricity appeared briefly around parts of your body.
> Namely around your hands.
> You pick yourself up to your full height.
> "Follow me." She simply said.
> You glare daggers at her back and begin to follow after the trotting pirate.

> You slap the mop into the polished wooden deck.
> Some tour that was.
> She bought you right to a janitors closest and laughed when she told you to start cleaning the deck.
> The air tickled your bare back and arms as the ship crept through the air.
> This was a crummy old thing...
> Rotting walls, dirty floors, rusted metal.
> This wasn't anything to be proud of.
> Most of the airships you had seen were regal and giant blimps attached to she ships underneath.
> This one was falling apart and moved like a cruiser, being propelled by a large fan in the back and kept afloat by giant rudders with stained white sails at the end of them.
> Aside from that you did not know much more.
> You had heard of these kinds of ships before but you had never really been on one.
> But when you had rode a dragon before this just seemed kind of...bland.
> You slide the mop backwards and sigh.
> The crew was meeting about a raid or something.
> You didn't care.
> All you needed to do was find a way off.
> You drop the mop and walk down the massive deck.
> Cannons, Barrels, and cut ropes littered the deck.
> Aside from a couple of entrances to the other parts and a birds nest it was rather bland up here.
> The wood was even a simple polished light brown.
> Nothing interesting.
>>
Now I wonder about what this chains were made from
>>
File: 1441757961868.png (232 KB, 451x484) Image search: [Google]
1441757961868.png
232 KB, 451x484
>>25539021
Anon, the man who beat up gods and giant monsters...Bested by a magic McGuffin.
>>
>>25539092
Unobtainium most likely.
>>
> You head over to the wooden railing and peek over.
> You were so high up that you couldn't see anything among the thick clouds...
> Huh...
> The ship suddenly jolted.
> You stagger backwards away from the railing and fall onto your back.
> You pick yourself back up and look around.
> You were descending...
> Looks as if they found a target.
> You run back over to the railing and peer down.
> The clouds began to part way as the ship made its was downwards.
> You watch silently as cool, wet air ran over your face.
> The last of the clouds parted way, revealing a vast ocean with a single ship moving along at a leisurely pace.
> Huh...
> Wait a minute.
> That was a cruise ship!
> A rather large one at that but still.
> Nah.
> It wasn't about to get that complicated.
> This wasn't about to be some twist of fate or a set story or path or anything like that.
> It was simply...
> A rainbow blur zipped from one end of the cruise and moved to the other in under seconds.
> .....
"Oh for fu-"
> Suddenly an increasingly familiar pain gripped your body.
> You drop to your knees, not even able to silently scream.
> It suddenly released as fast as it took you.
> A couple of 'tsks' followed by hoof steps echoed silently throughout the air.
> "I thought I told you to mop the deck dear."
> You grip the railing and pull yourself back up.
"I got tired of it- GAH!"
> You fall to the ground again as the writhing pain retook your senses.
> You just stared at the sky like an open mouthed fish.
> It released...
> "A little respect please."
> "Alright here's the deal."
> She reached down and helped you up gingerly.
> Well if she wasn't currently keeping you hostage this wouldn't be so bad.
> She slumped you over the railing.
> "That Cruise has some pretty important ponies all around it, celebrities, Military officers, and the actual Elements themselves!"
> She squealed and clapped her hooves together.
> "Oh the bits for the ransom will be plentiful! Booze, booze and stallions everywhere!"
>>
>>25539195
I really hope she will die in the end.
>>
File: download (27).jpg (8 KB, 294x172) Image search: [Google]
download (27).jpg
8 KB, 294x172
> You peel yourself away from the railing.
> Your massive frame fell back onto the deck; nearly breaking it in the process.
"So..."
> You breath heavily, bobbing up and down with each labored breath.
> "So? So you're going to help me and the boys take it."
"Wha-"
> She gestured to the crystal.
> "OR! You can be fried to a crisp by this!"
"Go ahead and fry me then."
> She leaned in with that same wry smile as before.
> "Hmmm... I would...but you're rather valuable so I think I'll so something better."
> She popped backwards and smiled brightly.
> "I know you're friends with the girls down there Anon and I know you had a falling out with them, but that doesn't matter because I have an offer you can't refuse."
> She chuckled and shook her head.
> "I have a client about... oh thirty, forty miles from here. If you don't help us capture some of those poor ponies down there than I'm afraid the girls will simply become nothing more than hi servants for eternity."
> She raised an eyebrow.
> "Capiche?"
> You could do nothing but glare at her silently.
> You growl under your breath.
"Capiche."
> They may have annoyed the piss out of you but something like that was not justified.
> "Good~ We'll start the raid in exactly fifteen minutes."
> She whirled around and yelled something.
> Her crew began to flood out from every crevice in the ship.
> She began to bark orders; galloping forwards and leaping onto a net leading to the birds nest.
> You watch as she made her way up.
> Then you turn back to the cruise.
> This was not good…

> “Ah'm serious. Ah haven't seen him all day.”
> AJ and Twilight sat among a couple of foldable chairs near a luxurious pool.
> Some ponies cheered and played in the water while they talked.
> “Don't worry about it Applejack. He's not dumb enough to try and walk hundreds of miles back home over a silly little fight.”
> “But that's the thing! He is! You don't realize it but he would gladly do that!”
>>
>>25539195
If the elements see anon here
Theyll never let him live it down
And he thought spending the night with them was bad
>>
File: derphorse.png (1 MB, 2545x2661) Image search: [Google]
derphorse.png
1 MB, 2545x2661
>>25539355
I might be a little hype.
Have some Derpy with color.
>>
>>25539392
Daily reminder that Derpy is getting stuffed with changeling dick right now.
>>
>>25539403
Anon pleassssssssseeee
I swear if they do anything to her
>>
>>25539403
I needed this reminder. Thanks Anon.
>>
> "Relax Applejack, it's a cruise."
> "Are you serious!? He could be out there right now suffering because ya'll couldn't simply let the past go!"
> "I did let the past go!" Twilight let out a frustrated groan and hopped out of her chair.
> "He's the one who continues to hang on every word like some sort of foal!"
> "He was hurt by what we did. Ah talked to him instead of yelling like a sensible mare and he's not that bad."
> By now some of the ponies had stopped what they were doing, staring at the two mares silently.
> Twilight gave them a bashful smile and waved timidly.
> She suddenly pulled AJ in close.
> "Look. I tried to let it go, so did Dash. But some things are just not meant to be!"
> "But ya'll didn't have to go and start a fight with him like that."
> Twilight groaned and stepped back.
> "You're so stubborn AJ! If you're so worried how come you didn't go and look for him?"
> AJ opened her mouth to say something but then snapped it shut.
> "Exactly! So please stop talking about it, I'm sure..."
> She stopped as a large shadow began to envelope the deck of the cruise.
> "He'll..."
> She turned around as everybody else focused on the massive form in the sky.
> "Turn up eventually..."
> A cackle sounded throughout the sky.
> "Attention bags o' money! You're under Filibuster's law now, and this is a raid. Do not attempt to escape or fight because my crew will have no problem hurting you, maybe much worse it you're too much of a problem."
> "Twilight..."
> "I know..."
> "What is this?" Rarity questioned pulling herself from the pool.
> "Pirates..." AJ muttered.

> You watched as the crew zipped back and forth.
> Filibusters smiled and shouted out an order from the birds nest.
> The ship began to descend at a faster rate.
> "Unicorns! Transportation spells at ready!" Stripes shouted.
> All around you different armed members began to disappear in mulit-colored flashes of light.
> Oh.
> A bang of red took your vision.
>>
File: One against many.jpg (25 KB, 400x250) Image search: [Google]
One against many.jpg
25 KB, 400x250
> When your sight cleared up you were on the deck of the cruise.
> Right next to some kind of arcade.
> "AHHHH!"
> You jumped and turned to your left.
> A regally dressed mare galloped away.
> A beefy unicorn suddenly burst from the arcade.
> You whirl to meet him.
"I'm friend-"
> "Anonymous is a pirate!?"
> Panic gripped his eyes as he began to breath heavily.
> "T-Take him down before he goes beserk!"
"Wait!"
> A thick beam of blue magic slammed into your shoulder.
> You let out a pained groan as you flipped over yourself; slamming into the deck.
> "Nice shot lad'!"
> "Indeed."
> These idiots...
> You weren't going to harm any of them!
> "Finish him! He's getting back up!"
> You hadn't even moved an inch.
> Another beam slammed into your back.
> You grunt as you slid across the polished floor like some kind of curling puck.
> You throw your hands out and gather yourself, crawling into a kneeling position.
"Stop!"
> Another beam to your shoulder.
> You managed to stay upright this time.
> Okay...
> It was obvious.
> They think you're evil now.
> And they were going to take you down before you could do anything else.
> As of right now.
> Everyone from both ships was an enemy.
> You leap back up.
> The other pirates were beginning to appear all around the ship, startling the ponies.
> It was utter commotion.
> Screams and shouts rose above the sky as some sort of sappy cruise music just barely whispered against the turmoil.
> Food tables were already flipped and the regal aura the ship had held was gone to utter pandemonium.
> Look out!
> You duck under another beam of magic.
> With a grunt you pop back up and sprint towards the source.
> An obese yellow unicorn.
> Before he could react you slide over to him.
> “I say!”
> You pop up and punt him across the deck like a soccer ball.
>>
>>25539403
Anon pls, I don't need this in my life.

>>25539392
Noice, I'm hyped for the finished product man.

>>25539363
>>25539219
:)
>>
> He bounced harmlessly along the ground.
> Which was rather adorable...
> "AIIIIEE!"
> Good lord your ears.
> That woman had a set of lungs on her.
> You whirl around and freeze up.
> A Diamond Dog pulled a hammer up over his head.
> Fluttershy scrambled to crawl away.
> Somehow she had become tangled in a tablecloth, her wings and flailing hooves restricted.
> You sprint over and snatch the hammer.
> With a simple squeeze the handle snapped like nothing under your hands.
> You grab hold of the Dogs shoulder and whirl him around.
> You cock your fist back and…
> ….
> And…
> ...
> You couldn't move it...
> You look back at your raised arm.
> It stood locked in place, a static pop of electricity revealing itself every once in awhile.
> A brief image of Filibuster ran through your mind.
> She could just do that!?
> Crack!
> You fall backwards as the Dog clacked you in the jaw.
> Aside from a slight discomfort it did nothing but stumble you.
> You caught a glimpse of Flutters galloping away from the scene.
> Good.
> The Dog growled at you and turned back to the mare.
> Shortly after he gave chase.
> You pick yourself up and rub your jaw.
> Damn...
> You would need a plan later but as of right now.
> You were working against the Elements.
> "Yaaaahhhh!"
> You whirl around and simply smack the charging, pampered teen out of your way.
> Here comes another...
> You sidestep and shoot out your leg.
> The charging unicorn let out a wavy shout before she face-planted.
> Yeesh...
> These were rich folk.
> You thought there would at least be a guard or two on this ship.
> A blur of green and yellow dive-bombed towards you.
> You simply put an arm up.
> The blur smacked into your arm and simply bounced off, revealing an unconscious pony.
> You turn around to head somewhere more secluded.
> SMACK!
> A unicorn stallion with a quiff looked at the broken pool cue as if it had failed him.
> You rub your chest gingerly.
>>
>>25539701
>Anon pls, I don't need this in my life.
Anon and friends find her in the changeling hive, bloated with eggs. Her eyes rolling in sheer pleasure of the feeling of being filled. She feels like a real mommy now.
>>
> You simply stare at the stallion.
> He gave you a sheepish smile and galloped away.
> Yeesh...
> Bang!
> You turn around as Filibuster and two unicorns appeared in the middle of to commotion.
> The unicorns galloped off to join the fray.
> Filibuster headed towards you with a predatory look.
> "Come on..."
"Where are we going?"
> "To fight the Elements duh! They're wiping the floor with my boys across the ship."
> She bounced the necklace twice with an ever growing smile.
> Your collar popped with static in response.
> You sneer and lumber after her.
> The two of you make your way across the mess of a raid.
> Some of the ponies were run down almost instantly, being dragged to who knows where.
> A couple of ponies tried charging you but Filibuster proved rather quickly that she could hold her own.
> By the time you made your way across the ship there was a literal trail of incapacitated ponies.
> Yeesh.
> Just as you rounded the corner you caught a flash of light followed by a loud bang.
> Some of the crew went flying overboard.
> The two of you stop and stare for a bit as the scene folded out in front of you.
> Twilight, AJ, Dash, and Rarity fought along side a couple of braver ponies as they worked to stave off the crew members as long as possible.
> Flutters and Pinkie were doing rather silly things to distract some of the crew members.
> A beam of light suddenly cut through the crowd.
> More members went flying as Twilight bowed her head.
> AJ lassoed a small group of them together.
> Where did she even get the lasso?
> You and Filibuster watched as the crew was practically decimated within minutes.
> Damn...
> The girls could hold themselves.
> Filibuster silently watched the girls, that same look in her eyes.
> "Okay tiger go and get em'."
> She tapped the necklace with another wry smile.
> Yeah, yeah she could go fuck herself.
> With a heavy sigh you reveal yourself among the mess of groaning bodies.
>>
> Another Yeesh...
> The girls had shown no mercy going out on these guys.
> "Nonny!"
> "There he is!"
> "I told you so AJ."
> "Ah guess..."
> A pink body suddenly wrapped itself around you.
>"Ithoughtyouhagonehomealreadyandigotsoscaredbecauseeventhoughyou'reyouicouldn'tseeyouwalkinghundredsofmilesofan-"
> You peel Pinkie away and toss her away.
> Any longer ad Filibuster might have went and used the collar.
> She picked herself up and folded her ears back.
> "Nonny..."
"I'm sorry gi-"
> The pain suddenly gripped your body.
> You drop to the ground as your very core was racked with an unbearable pain.
> It finally released once again.
> You drop forward with a heavy sigh.
> Filibuster galloped forward and skid to a stop in front of you.
> "He's with me now girls!"
> Your eyes snapped open.
> What the hell was she doing?
> "I've got to tell ya' girls. He was SUPER mad when we found him, kept on saying something about revenge..."
> She wasn't.
> "Tell them Non' or am I going to have to use your fail safe?"
> You managed to pick your head up long enough to glance at her.
> She tapped the necklace once more.
> You drop your head again.
> If she kept on using it, saving anybody wouldn't be an option.
"Yes..."
> Pinkie began to pout.
> "N-no you were just gonna blow off some steam right?"
> "Go on!" Filibuster announced. "Tell them how much you hate them, OH! List off each one of their flaws again Anon!"
"Pinkie..."
> "Right!?" Pinkie hopped up.
> "Look them in the face too. Only way you can truly face your fears honey." Filibuster added.
> "Stop talking for him!" Dash butted in.
> “I'm not talking for him!”
> Filibuster adjusted her hat.
> “He simply told me all of this in a night of rage fueled passion girls!”
> “Ah don't think-”
“It's true...”
> “Oh! Hear that girls?”
> “A-Anon none of that is true right?”
“No...”
>>
File: download (28).jpg (16 KB, 260x194) Image search: [Google]
download (28).jpg
16 KB, 260x194
> You pick yourself up and meet with the girls stares.
> "So just because we got in an argument you go all baddie!?" Dash shouted.
> You gulp.
"Yeah."
> Twilight silently eyed you; namely the collar around your neck.
> "T-That's insane!" Rarity shouted. "It was simply a fallout! Nothing more darling."
> "Don't call my big honey bear that!" Filibuster shouted.
> She turned around and hugged your leg.
> "Go on Anon. Beat em' up, you know you want too."
> "You're utterly mad!" Rarity exclaimed.
> Filibuster turned to her with a look of disinterest.
> "Well being normal is uninteresting. Sides' this was what HE wanted."
> She tapped your leg.
> "Him, right here, this guy, him, this guy, right here, him."
> "Ah can't believe it..." AJ met your gaze.
> You turn away.
> "Okay... maybe if ah had been a better friend you wouldn't have done this but... we've got to stop you Anon."
> The girls huddled close together and shared a collective glare in your direction.
> "Go on big guy~"
> You step forward silently.
> “Dash wait!”
> Before you could react a rainbow blur took you to the ground.
> “What am I going to tell Scoots huh!?”
> She cocked a hoof back, a glare fixed on your face the entire time.
> “Fight back now Anonymous… or the fail safe...”
> You sigh and stick your hand out.
> Dashes hoof did little when you caught it.
> Before she could react you roll your hips and flip the two of you over.
> Now you were on top.
“Sorry.”
> You cock your fist back.
> Dash winced; snapping her eyes shut.
> Something snatched your arm up.
> You look back at the lasso ensnaring your arm.
> Before you could do anything else a sharp tug managed to pull you off of Dash.
> She took the opportunity to zip away.
> Good…
> You whirl around and snatch the rope.
> You tug back; an orange blur headed towards you in response.
> You side step and let her crash into the floor.
> Filibuster smacked her lips disapprovingly.
> “Come on a little more 'umph' than that!”
>>
..played like a fiddle..
>>
> You growl silently.
> Pinkie's face suddenly appeared in your vision.
> She stuck her bottom-lip out with a quivering pout.
> “Nonny… come on.”
> “Smash her!”
> You lazily bring your fists up.
> With a forced grunt you bring them down rather slowly.
> She zipped out of the way; the ground taking the brunt of your hit.
> Twilight was the first to get it.
> “Girls...”
> “Not now!” Dash shouted.
> Something zipped past you.
> It looped around and passed over your head.
> You duck down and wait…
> Boom!
> You look up just in time to see a rainbow blur cutting through the wind.
> You needed to-
> “Kiai!”
> Rarity's hind-leg suddenly connected with your face.
> The world spun as you worked to right yourself.
> “Wataw!”
> You were suddenly taken off of your feet by a sweep of her hooves.
> The ground rattled as your back slammed onto it.
> Rarity leapt into the air.
> In an over-complicated display of twirls she suddenly shot down towards you, hind-leg outstretched.
> You roll out of the way.
> Crack!
> She let out a surprised hum as she smashed into the ground.
> You reach forward and grab hold of her tail.
> “Yaaaaahhhh!”
> You glance back up; catching a glimpse of Dash coming down.
> For the love of…
> You pull Rarity and sling her like a sack of rice.
> Or something.
> Dash suddenly halted her charge.
> “I got ya!”
> She zipped to save her friend.
> You turn away from the two…
> Why was a cannon pointed at your face?
> BANG!
> The world went numb, a continuous ringing overtaking your hearing as you gripped your ears.
> Was this confetti!?
> “-ain him! Restrain him!”
> “Oh no you don't!” Filibuster shouted.
> PAIN!
> Gripping hot pain!
> It had to be ten times worse this time.
> The girls suddenly gained horrified looks as they watched you spasm in pain.
> Fight…
> You couldn't…
> The world began to fade away as the pain numbed.
> This was it...
> After all of that this was what would put you down.
>>
>>25540328
Rip Anon E. Mooes. Time of death 1833 November 24 of 2015
>>
File: download (26).jpg (8 KB, 224x224) Image search: [Google]
download (26).jpg
8 KB, 224x224
> "Forget it!"
> A purple beam suddenly connected with your collar.
> It mixed with the popping blue electricity, the energy turning a light shade of violet energy.
> You managed to get a scream out this time.
> Your scream ran along the air with the increasing cackle of the violet electricity.
> The beam increased in power.
> So did the electric magic gripping your body.
> Then...
> BANG!
> Your collar suddenly burst outwards.
> A column of smoke enveloped you and the surrounding area.
> The girls murmured among the smoke but you couldn't actually see them.
> You drop to your knees.
> Violet electricity popped all around you as it was carried by the smoke cloud.
> .....
"I'm free."
> The smoke suddenly blew outwards; earning a surprised cry from both parties.
> You slowly stand up.
> And turn to Filibuster.
> She began to shiver in her boots.
> "M-Maybe I should just go back to the ship and-"
> You stomp one foot on the ground before you.
> With the other you twist.
> A gust of wind flew outwards as you bought your left fist towards her.
> Time moved in slow-motion.
> But you did not.
> As her face slowly turned to a look of shock you were already inches away.
> BOOM!
> Another gust of wind burst outwards as your fist connected with her face, driving to gain more ground.
> The resistance came not from her but from your own terminal velocity.
> You follow through with the right.
> Pause...
> Normally this story would stay in second-person.
> But this nigga's punch is so powerful it broke the narrative device used to portray this story.
> So now it's in third person.
> Anon's punch echoed throughout the air like a bomb.
> Filibusters face conformed around his fist this time around, no resistance involved.
> Then suddenly she flew forwards, the only trace of her being her clothes.
> A white comet that used to be the pirate cut straight through the cruise.
> After blowing out of one end of the ship she kept on going.
> Until she disappeared over the horizon.
>>
File: 56754335677.jpg (34 KB, 292x257) Image search: [Google]
56754335677.jpg
34 KB, 292x257
>>25540429
Oh shit. I feel mostly satisfied.
>>
> Your labored breath was the only thing that graced the air.
> The girls watched with silent shock as you stood in the same awkward position as when you punched.
> With a sigh you fall forward.
> Ba-thump.
> You manage to catch yourself by holding out all fours.
> Rest...
> Some actual rest felt good.
> You fall over and roll onto your back.
> The ship overhead and the clouds were the only things that greeted your vision.
> "A-Anonymous."
"She was manipulating you girls. I never said anything like that and I never will."
> Your chest heaved as you continued to take in deep huffs of precious oxygen.
> "S-so..."
"Yeah. I forgive you girls, for everything."
> Sweat was already beginning to pool around your person.
> "T-That was awesome!"
> Dash suddenly appeared in your vision.
> "She went flying dude! FLYING! I can't believe it man!"
> You huff in agreement.
> “There's a literal hole were she went through girls...” Rarity muttered.
> Pinkie began to cheer; taking Applejacks hat and waving it around.
> You couldn't care less.
> Sleep...
> Sleep sounded amazing.
> "Anon!" Twilight shouted.
> Sleep now.
> Talk later.
> You close your eyes and let slumber take you.
> Just...
> For...
> A...
> Moment....
>>
>>25540429
FALCON PPPUUUUUUNCH
>>
>>25540516
ded

t would be a god place for mildly disappointing ending.
>>
File: download (29).jpg (11 KB, 236x213) Image search: [Google]
download (29).jpg
11 KB, 236x213
> ....
> The cruise deck was incredibly comfortable.
> Oh wait...
> You shift in the bed and pull yourself up.
> What had happened?
> Something crazy for sure.
> You currently lay in a large silky bed, a floral print blanket resting against your body.
> You sigh and pull it closer in an attempt to savor the feeling.
> You let out a satisfied sigh and snuggle in tighter.
> "I didn't take you for the cuddling type."
> Your eyes snapped open, being met with Twilight and Dash.
> You drop the blanket and grimace.
"Nobody can know of what just happened."
> Dash was already struggling not to laugh.
> "Bahaha!"
> You glare at her.
> Then you relax.
"Okay...it's pretty funny. Laugh it up chucklehead."
> "I will!" She said in between laughter.
> Twilight rolled her eyes with an amused smile.
> "The remaining pirates were taken into custody. The ship kinda...crashed..."
"Ah..."
> "Anon... I'm sorry. I really am, I know I haven't said it yet but every time we cross paths I truly have a feeling of regret."
> Dash snapped her mouth shut.
> Oh...
> Now they wanted to get serious.
> You shuffle into a more comfortable position and hear them out.
> "I am too dude. I know I treated you like crap and I can probably never make up for it with this touchy feely stuff but I will find a way to make it up to you!"
> You shrug.
> Eh.
> It was good enough.
"To be honest I should apologize as well. I have been acting rather...childish recently."
> Twilight frowned. "Sometimes someone just can't get a hold of it... even if it does make things worse."
> She sighed and nodded to Dash.
> With that she left the two of you alone.
> You watch as Dash smiled until the door closed.
> Then her smile dropped.
> You raise an eyebrow.
> "I-I asked her to leave us alone before this part..." She dropped her head.
"Which part?"
> A tear dropped down and plopped against the floor.
>>
> She turned back up to you with what sounded like a whimper.
> With a sniffle she wiped away the forming tears in her eyes.
> And she smiled again.
"Why are you crying?"
> "Because... I've broken a promise, my family always told me 'Dash, you've got to be the awesomest, coolest pony out there' when I was a kid."
> She trotted forwards and hopped onto the edge of your bed.
> Her smile died down to a smaller one.
> "Whenever somepony was bullied, I would stand up for them. If something needed to be done I was there. If somepony had it coming it came from me."
> Another whimper.
> "But then you came along... and I've been the other side haven't I?"
"Other side?"
> "The side I usually stood against."
"Ah..."
> "I know it's late and I know you've already forgiven us but I just don't want to be forgiven. I want to be friends maybe even best friends someday. It's the only way I can-"
"Your ego is so big."
> She turned to you with a shocked look.
> You smile playfully and ruffle her mane.
"While your gesture screams narcissist I know it comes from your heart."
> You pull your hand away and lean back, a tinge of pain running up your back.
"Trust me Dash I've been there done that.”
> You sigh and look over your arms.
> Another jacket...
> And you actually liked this one more than the others.
"You're a pretty cool pony."
> "Pretty cool!-"
"But awesome shouldn't be used to describe anybody, it just leads to egos and inferiority problems."
> Dash went silent.
> She hoped off of the bed; hoofsteps following her exit.
> "Oh. The Captain told us to tell you that he's fining you for the tunnel you made."
"Tunnel?"
> "Yup! Straight through the ship."
"Was it when I punched-"
> "Yeah."
"How much-"
> "Two hundred thousand."
"Aw shi-"
> "I've got ya covered."
> With that the door shut gingerly.
> Hmmm...
> You huddle tighter into the bed.
> One thing kept in the back of your mind though.
> Where the hell did Dash get two-hundred thousand bits?
>>
That's it for tonight.

I may not even attempt a new arch until a little after thanksgiving. But I would like to see Nomads finished product before the thread dies, so I'll work on keeping it alive until then.

It's a fun ride boys and I enjoy writing for you all, the hiatus is going to feel rather long to me but I need it to gather some stuff up and just take a break from writing (I tend to become worse if I continuously write.)

Happy thanksgiving boys. Throw some suggestions out there for basically part two of the story.
>>
>>25540777
Based Write-friend is GOD CHECKD

Good read tonight as always glad to see that the elements and anon are good but man I can only imagine that what >>25539780 said is going to happen now without the pleasure part because if Filibuster is not dead the people she captured for leverage surely are. And worse
>>
>>25540777
>checked
Anyways, thank you! I may or may not have taken a break a little while ago.... I don't know how long it'll take to finish, but I'll try!

I propose a milkshake date afterwards, make that pic canon.
>>
File: Derps is ready for hot mankey D.jpg (101 KB, 800x666) Image search: [Google]
Derps is ready for hot mankey D.jpg
101 KB, 800x666
>>25540906
You really like that picture..
Your pretty good
>>
>>25540943
>that picture
I still don't know what this is referencing and it makes me nervous.

Thank you, I've been drawing for around 3 years now.
>>
>>25540777
I wonder what filibuster eventually hit.
I hope it wasn't a building or something, that cleanup would take forever.
Anywho, given Anons nature and ability to fuck shit up at will. I'd like to see him finally get a job. As a soldier, Equestria Special Forces. With military training and commando gear there isn't a single thing I can't see him beating.
>>
File: milkshakes.png (4 MB, 4000x4000) Image search: [Google]
milkshakes.png
4 MB, 4000x4000
I finished this surprisingly fast... yay improvement..
>>
File: milkshakes.png (4 MB, 4000x4000) Image search: [Google]
milkshakes.png
4 MB, 4000x4000
>>25541657
Okay the milkshake placement bothered me. Someone might spill that chocolatey milk drink
>>
>>25540901
Pretty sure out of everything that has happened. That would drive him over the edge.

>>25541045
I like to believe she never stopped... And like the Anon who suggested he get a title or become an element... well :)

>>25541683
I like it
> Love muffin included
> I began to nod approvingly.
>>
>>25541842
That reminds me, Derpy needs to call Anon a studmuffin at some point. It's too cheesy not to include.
>>
File: Apple7hju890nju8i0.png (522 KB, 512x512) Image search: [Google]
Apple7hju890nju8i0.png
522 KB, 512x512
>>25540529
I was thinking that maybe the electricity would have stopped his hart and the girls would have to preform cpr. AJ was strangely eager to step forward.
>>
>>25541873
>AJ I don't think your supposed to stick your tongue in someone's mouth during CPR
>AJ stop hoofing yourself
>AJ please.
>AJ!!
>>
>>25541896
> "Piss off Twi, yer just jealous"
> AJ goes back to furiously tonsil fucking anon
>>
>>25541683
Where are the rest if his legs?
>>
UU
>>
>>25541922
The this threads discussion side has developed into an interesting set of bumps bump

It was bound to happen eventually Pretty good stuff though
>>
>>25544141
Well, it's something to do while we wait for writefriend's return
Plus who wouldn't want AJ/Derp/Anon threesome?
>>
>>25544158
You read my mind This confirms we all want this
>>
Gonna do a fanservice short before the hiatus.
(I don't like calling you guys fans. I hate that word, messed with the ego.)

I'll begin shortly.
>>
>>25544512
B-but I am your fan...
>>
>>25544523
O-oh, thank you Anon.

>>25541896
>>25541922
Bruh...

>>25541873
I'm actually rather fanny-troubled I didn't do something like that but oh well.

>>25541856
:)
But seriously Nomad great work man. I'm glad you guys are enjoying the story so much.

Fanservice (uhg) short will commence shortly.
>>
>>25544579
Furiously hitting that update button in anticipation

Youve got fans fa m
>>
(This short takes place in between the Events of Fame, Hate, and Fortune and It's a Pirate Parade girls.)

> You take another sip of your tea.
> Yup...
> Today was awesome!
> The Doctor and his crew just left the house to go up with their families for Hearthswarming eve.
> Or something.
> Scoots was out training with the Jr. Wonderbolts.
> Derpy was currently on her route.
> AJ had already stopped by.
> She had been watching you when you were training earlier.
> It was kind of...weird.
> But oh well.
> Your muscles faintly ached as you pulled the tea cup back up and took another sip.
> Today had been rather uneventful to be honest.
> No Celestia or Luna.
> No Elements of Harmony.
> No monsters or anything knocking at your door.
> No Zoa.
> And you had a milkshake date with Derpy later.
> You lower the cup and kick up your feet.
> Shouldn't have done that.
> Your leg muscles practically screeched at you.
> Yeah...
> You needed to write Will again.
> It had been a while since you've seen him.
> You had heard from him that he was being sent on missions now.
> Apparently he was doing a damn fine job, almost as good as you.
> Heh...
> Yup.
> Today was a rest and relax-
> A gust of wind tickled your ear.
"...."
> You sigh and drop your head.
"Yes?"
> Zoa's hooves clacked against the ground as she trotted past you.
> She gave you a toothy smile and plopped down onto your recliner.
> "Anon!"
"Hm?"
> "I just took the best trip to your realm!"
"And how is it the best exactly?"
> She shrugged. "Every trip is the best. Your kind has really changed, last I remembered you were a bunch of violent, screaming ape-like creatures."
"We still are."
> She shrugged again. "Less so."
> You hum in agreement.
> "I heard about what happened between you and the orange one, is everything alright?"
"Oh yeah fine."
> "Good...good.... so uh..."
> She tapped her hooves together bashfully.
"You need my help don't you..."
> "Mhm."
"Sheesh. What is it this time?"
>>
> "While I was tracking my families movements I came across some strange... magic patterns right in the middle of Ponyville."
"So?"
> "This isn't regular magic-"
> You hold a hand up right there.
"Go to Twilight about this. She's more suited for a magic problem than I am."
> "But that's the thing-"
"And the two of you could bond over it or something. It doesn't have to be-"
> "Anon this is inter-dimensional magic."
> You pause with your hand still raised in the air.
> Oh...
> Zoa nodded.
> "The exact same magic that bought you here. I have a feeling it's going to be essentially harmless but it seems to have some rather eccentric fluctuations."
"And that means?"
> "That means that another portal is going to open up and probably drop off something else. I have the power to send us INTO the dimension this magic is coming from but not stop it all together. This is beyond even me."
> You sigh and scratch your head.
"I've got a milkshake date in like three hours, will we be back before then?"
> "Most likely. If we go in it time will move differen-"
> You stop her right there with another raise of your hand.
"Let's just get it over with before the date please."
> "I-If you want I could be your mare-"
"Stop!"
> "O-Okay..."
> You get up and look at your new Aviator slung across the coat rack.
> ....Nah.
> You liked this one.
> Instead you head over to the cupboard under the stairs and pull it open.
> You reach in and grab hold of a thick, black hoodie with a white lining.
"Come on then."
> Zoa smiled but stopped in her tracks.
> "Oh uh... I can't go out like this..."
> You raise an eyebrow.
> "I need my magic for this and chances are I'll get in trouble-"
"Say no more."
> You smile maliciously at her.
"They returned it after the last trip."

> “This is degrading!” Zoa grunted from the mule costume.
> You smile brightly.
“Exactly!”
> “It's so itchy!”
“Welcome to my world!”
> “Anonymous please this is torture.”
“Eh.”
>>
>inb4 Anon is sent home on earth and is arrested for the thousands of tax evasions
>>
> The two of you headed into the town as you led the way.
> "Why did you specify Milkshake?"
"Because..."
> You didn't really know why.
> Huh...
"I have no idea."
> "Pfft. I doubt milkshakes are all there is to it..."
"What is that supposed to imply?"
> "Oh please Anonymous. You can't tell me that in the last eight months the two of you haven't worked towards a child yet."
"Aside from it being physically impossible to make a kid... no we have not."
> "I'm just saying-"
> "Nonny!"
> A pink blur tackled your chest and stuck to it like glue.
> Pinkie beamed at you as her eyes lit up.
> "I wanted to show you my sister Maud!"
> She gestured back towards another pony.
> This pony was...
> The complete opposite of Pinkie.
> She trotted slowly and calmly.
> No expression painted her face as she made her way towards you and Zoa.
> "Doesn't she look excited!?"
> Pinkies smiling face suddenly appeared in your own.
> You quirk an eyebrow and peel her off.
"Uhh... what?"
> "This mare makes me feel uneasy." Zoa muttered.
> "Hey Zoa!" Pinkie exclaimed.
> "How did you know!?"
> "It's like super obvious. But you're not Non non so shhh!"
> You furrow your brow.
"She's a friend Pinkie and she's also here to help, show some respect-"
> "Hello."
> The three of you turned to the mare.
> Her disinterested gaze scanned you silently.
> You scratch your head.
"Uhhh....hi..."
> "Pinkie told me all about you."
> Pinkie's warm breath tickled your ear.
> "She loves stories!"
> Uh-huh...
"Well that's cool and all. But I'm kind of on a mission here, so if you could be as kind as to-"
> You pause mid-step as Maud moved forward.
> "I want to go."
"Uh, this may be rather...exciting."
> That should turn her away.
> "I like excitement." She simply said.
> You would have never guessed.
> "I'll come too!" Pinkie shouted.
> "I'm afraid this is to dangerous for either of you." Zoa moved forward; using her magic to take hold of your hand.
> Pinkie and Maud watched silently as you were led away from the two.
>>
>>25544991
>Maud
Maud interactions are my favorite things.
>>
>>25542595
Crosslegged poses are a hell of a drug Anon.
>>
File: images (14).jpg (3 KB, 127x90) Image search: [Google]
images (14).jpg
3 KB, 127x90
> It didn't take long for the two of you to find your destination.
> A chummy alleyway in between some kind of repair place and a food shop.
> You and Zoa look around the dirty snow.
"This is it?"
> "Mhm..."
"Weird place for the magic to-"
> The air around you briefly distorted.
> You hop away from the invisible bulge in the air.
> "Yep. Most of it conglomerates here."
> Zoa threw back the silly costume and pointed her horn down.
> "Now whatever happens next will be rather... confusing. We're going directly to the source of this disruption Anon so be ready."
> You fold your arms over your chest.
> A spark of magic ran up her horn.
> It moved like a sparkler would, the hissing accompanying its slow movement.
> Just among the air the same sparkle began to envelope the area in front of you.
> The spark reached the tip of her horn and practically leapt off.
> It mixed with the sparkles moving outwards and burst into a display of gold energy.
> Cool.
> "Hurry up! Let's go!"
> The two of you stepped forward...
> "NONNY!"
> What?
> The world went pink as something stuck to your face.
> You let out a muffled screech and step backwards.
> Right into the portal.
> "I'm coming." Someone said in a monotone voice.
> The last thing you head before the portals warm energy enveloped you was Zoa.
> "Idiots!" She shouted.
> Thud!
> You let out a muffled grunt as your back slammed into a rough stony texture.
> You reach up and pull Pinkie from your face.
"Dude!"
> The portal suddenly closed in on itself.
> Oh for real-
> "Who dares!?"
> You turn around and frown.
> The area you were in looked like the Canterlot Castle throne room, save a lot more...black.
> Blue torches lined up to the throne where...
> Twilight sat?
> She looked different though.
> Like she was wearing black mascara or something.
> She was glaring daggers at Maud who stood before her on a tattered red rug.
> "Hello."
> You raise an eyebrow and pick yourself up, dropping Pinkie to your side.
>>
>>25544168
tempting but naaa
>>
>>25544579
if you liked my idea don't let us stop you from rewriting or doing an alternative
>>
> Pinkie gasped and zipped over to where Maud stood.
> "Omigosh Twilight you look so different."
> Twilight's face twisted into a sneer.
> "You... I sent you and the others to tartarus with Celestia."
> You groan and pinch the bridge of your nose.
> You once read a fic like this back home.
"Let me guess. You used Sombra's magic, got corrupted, turned on everybody, and now rule Equestria right?"
> Twilight turned to you.
> Suddenly her sneer dropped.
> "Anon! You finally made it across!"
> What?
"What?"
> "You've certainly gotten much more...tastier if I say so myself."
"I'm not who you think I am."
> She looked you over once more.
> "You're right. I think I've been experimenting with inter-dimensional magic too much, summoned you up instead."
"Good. Now send us back-"
> "No."
> You glare at the mare.
> "Why not?" Maud questioned.
> Twilight glared down at her.
> "Aren't you supposed to be mining more rocks farmer girl? Seemed suiting after you attacked me for your sister."
> Maud continued to stare at her with the same blank expression.
> Pinkie suddenly butted in.
> "Twi' what are you talking about?"
> You step forward.
"Pinkie this isn't our Twilight. We stepped through an inter-dimensional portal, this Twilight is evil."
> You didn't go into much more detail after that.
> "B-But how could Twi ever go baddie?"
> "Hah!" Twilight cynically laughed. "Still talking like a little filly; even from another universe. How about expanding your vocabulary beyond the third grade Pinkie!"
> "Don't talk to her like that." Maud said blankly.
> "Or what? I beat you once I'll do it again."
> "Hey!" Pinkie shouted.
> "SiLeNcE!" Twilight declared spanning out her wings.
> The torches aggressively flared upwards in response.
> "C-Come on Twi, this isn't you."
"I agree. This is some writers edgesona speaking."
> "Enough of this." Twilight leaned back and folded her hind-legs over the other.
> "I tire of this trivial jive."
> Pinkie suddenly leapt upwards with an excited shout.
>>
File: download (30).jpg (8 KB, 225x225) Image search: [Google]
download (30).jpg
8 KB, 225x225
> "If you're evil then we need a hero!"
> "All the heroes are gone!" She smiled darkly. "And so will you in a coupl-"
> You didn't catch the rest of that as a tornado of pink suddenly wrapped around you.
> You let out a surprised shout as you suddenly found yourself in a...
> Skin-tight silver suit...
> You look it over front to back; your previous clothes nowhere to be found.
> Smack in the middle of your chest was a red and yellow Ü in the middle of a triangle.
> "Beat her up Anon! This Twilight's a meanie mcmeanie no-pants!"
> Maud stepped down and moved behind you.
> You could feel her gaze on you.
> You blushed.
> It felt as if you weren't wearing anything.
> Please don't have a hero bulge...
> Please don't have a hero bulge...
> You glance down and sure enough you have a hero bulge.
> Fuck!
> You suddenly turn to Pinkie.
"You saw me naked!"
> "Mhm..." A serene look fell over her usually excited face. "It was niiiiiice..."
> Your blush intensified.
> "Look out." Maud muttered.
> You whirl around just in time to see a purple and green beam headed directly for the three of you.
> You shoot your hands outwards and catch the beam just before it could connect.
> The stony floor beneath your feet provided no resistance as you slid across the room.
> You let out a grunt and push against the beam.
> "Go Anon go! Wooo!" Pinkie exclaimed as she spun around a giant spinner.
> Maud watched you silently.
> With a grunt you found some ground.
> Push forward...
> You begin to push against the beam with a shout.
> Come on!
> “Just go down already!” Twilight shouted over the beams constant buzzing.
> Finally…
> You spin away from the beam.
> Twilight couldn't cut it in time.
> It mowed straight past you and slammed into the doors behind you.
> They offered no force as they burst into splintered bits.
> You dig your heel into the ground; followed by the flat of your right foot.
> The world became a blur as you sprint forwards.
>>
>>25544991
>Zoa not saying "You'll never know if you never try it"
>Anon stricken silence walks off..
>Missing the bonus adventure COMPLETELY
>Later Zoa finds Anon repeating "It shouldn't be possible" over and over
>"You did it didn't you? Was the conception a success?"
"We wont know until the end of her cycle"

>inb4 it was possible
>>
> The purple mare bobbed in place as your footfalls crushed the very ground underneath you.
> She gave a surprised shout and pointed her horn forward.
> Crack!
> You were in the air now; glaring down at Twilight from up above.
> A thick beam of magic was disintegrating the spot you once were.
> You clasp your fists together and bring them downwards.
> The sound of a piano slamming into the ground briefly filled the air.
> Twilights head was flattened downwards like some kind of plastic toy.
> Her horn pointed and ears pointed inwards at your fist as she held a strange, comically idiotic expressing plastered on her face.
> "Durhur-" She simply muttered before collapsing off of the throne.
> You watched silently as her form rolled down the steps leading up to the throne and finally slammed into the ground below.
> "Woooohoooo!" Pinkie shouted; using the spinner to it's maximum potential.
> Did you just slam an evil Twi so hard she was an idiot now?
> "Bush did 911!" She shouted from the bottom of the steps.
> Ah...
> You move down the steps and step over her form.
"Pinkie change me back..."
> Pinkie smiled brightly.
> Oh wait..
> The naked part.
"Nevermind actually..."
> She frowned.
> "She's getting up again." Maud said slowly pointing a hoof behind you.
> You turn back around to see Twilight picking herself up and shaking her head back into shape.
> "Y-You think it's over that easily?"
> You raise an eyebrow.
> "I'm an alicorn! A powerful one at that, I've overthrown the sisters and threw this world into utter turmoil! All heroes fall before me, you are nothing, NOTHING! Before my mighty intell-"
> Your foot suddenly connected with her face.
> She went spiraling upwards in a purple blur.
> You and the girls watch silently as her body coincidentally slammed back into the throne unconscious.
> You look down.
> What was this?
> You reach down and pick up what looked to be a black and red horn connected to a black necklace.
> You simply crush it.
>>
File: Why would you say that.jpg (129 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]
Why would you say that.jpg
129 KB, 1600x1200
>>25545337
I'm have to ask you to stop sir

Side note:
Ok, finally got computer ready for arts.. I'm fairly quick with drawing if I know what I'm doing so get ready for some fan art Autist!
>>
> The throne rooms blackened appearance fell apart before you.
> Everything crumbled leaving way for the regular throne room appearance.
> You wipe the dust from your hand and turn to the girls.
"Is that it?"
> FLASH!
> You found yourself in another throne room.
> "Oh shit titballs!" someone shouted from behind you.
> You whirl around.
> Another you sat at the throne; surrounded by mares and some stallions in leather gear, ball gags, and various other unspeakable horrors.
> "Pinkie!? Maud? I already have the two of you in my Harem."
> You were going to vomit.
> You simply trudge forward and move past the horde of sexualized horses.
> Most of them looked here against their will.
> You stop in front of the other you; who was much skinnier and frail than you.
> He smiled at you brightly.
> "Sup handsome... I look rather strapping from this angle."
"What is this?"
> You gesture to the ponies all around him.
> He looked past you briefly and came back with a smile.
> "My sex harem."
> Your eye twitched.
"Your sec harem..."
> "Yup."
"Your life consists of nothing but constant sex?"
> "Mhm."
"Doesn't that get boring after awhile?"
> "Yeah." Pinkie muttered.
"Se-"
> You stop and slowly fixate a gaze on her.
> "Kidding!"
> You turn back to the other you.
"Yeah, no."
> Your fist simply shot forward.
> He was out like a light.
"This is kind of gross."
> You step away from the throne and turn to the girls.
"Okay. When are we-"
> FLASH!
> You were suddenly in a blank white space.
> For the love of-
> "Where are we?" Maud questioned picking herself up first.
"No idea…"
> Suddenly something appeared in front of you with a flash.
BUMP
> You quirk an eyebrow and lean forward.
> “What is that Nonny?” Pinkie questioned.
“I've seen this before at home. I don't know
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
> They began to appear all around you and the girls.
> You back away from the growing army.
BUMP
BUMP FOR FATE
BUMP THE NIGHT AWAY
CREATIVE BUMP
ILLUSTRATIVE BUMP
>>
> The bumps began to overtake the entire white space.
> Pinkie grunted and tried to push a wave of them back.
> "I don't like this!" She shouted.
> Maud simply pushed a ball of bumps away with a single hoof.
> "I like it. It reminds me of poetry."
> She reached into her dress and pulled out a folded note of paper.
> "Rocks are grey."
> "But sometimes brown."
> "I like to look at rocks."
> "They make me feel."
> "Rocks are grey like the color grey."
> She folded the paper up and put it back into her dress pocket.
> Err...
> Wherever it had come from...
> The bumps stopped all at once.
> Another flash.
NICE ONE
YOU KILLED THE THREAD FAG
NO MORE BUMPING
WAY TOO RUIN EVERYTHING
> All of the bumps disappeared at once.
> You and the girls look around the white space.
> "Wow! Your amazing poetry did it again Maud!"
> Yeah...
> Amazing...
> BANG!
THREAD 404'D
> FLASH!

> The wind whipped against your face as you found yourself on a…
> Hot air ballon.
> Huh…
> You turn around.
> Pinkie was already leaning over the edge of the ship and staring down at the ground below.
> Maud just watched her sister enjoy herself silently.
> “Weeee!”
> You step up closer to the girls.
> You watch her silently and fold your arms over your chest.
> She may be having fun…
> But as far as you knew you were stuck like this…
> With a sigh run a hand through your scalp.
> Maud looked you over with that same bored look.
> “Anon...”
> You turn to her.
> Pinkie was oblivious to the two of you talking; too focused on having her own fun.
> “Pinkie speaks very highly of you...”
“So?”
> She moved in a little closer.
> “She doesn't speak very highly of others.”
> She flicked her eyes to the mare squealing with delight.
> “She was bullied a lot when she was younger.”
> You trail Mauds gaze silently.
> “She loves everypony. But it's very rare that she'll admire someone.”
> Maud turned to you and studied you silently.
> Before you could say anything else.
> FLASH!
>>
>>25545696
YOU HAD TO DO! GOOD JOB WRITEFRIEND
Topkek
>>
> Uhg...
> This one was a doozy.
> You peel away from the polished with floor with a groan.
> Huh...
> What?
> You sniff the air.
> Smelled like a hospital...
> You get to your full height and look around.
> Yup...
> Hospital...
> Beep... beep...beep.
> You turn around and spot Maud standing next to a ponies bed side.
> Pinkie somehow had gotten knocked unconscious during this jump, her resting body propped against the hospital wall.
> Maud was turned away from you.
> She seemed to be talking to someone.
> You stand to full height and lumber over.
> Oh...
> A withered pink pony lay on the bed silently.
> She stared at Maud with a serene smile on her face, not even acknowledging your existence.
> "Maud... It's been a fun ride..." she croaked.
> You look over the whole situation.
> The withered mare was hooked up to a couple of machines.
> She could hardly even speak let alone move.
> It looked like she was on her final leg.
> Maud seemed unable to move as she stared down at the old mare.
> You silently watch the events unfold.
> "I haven't seen your face in years Maud..."
> The withered mare let out a cough followed by a couple of loud hacks.
> "Last I remembered was when you and I were at my birthday party..."
> She frowned.
> "I never saw you again after that..."
> "I doubt it."
> Even with the situation at hand she sounded as unexpressive as ever.
> The withered mare let out a laugh.
> It soon fell to a series of messed hacking.
> "Ohhh I missed you. How did you do it? You still look so young."
> The withered mare leaned back and smiled at the ceiling.
> "Rarity would kill for your secret..."
> She suddenly frowned.
> "They're all gone now... I'm the last one left... I'll tell ya' what though, the CMC fillies grew up to be fine girls!"
> Another laugh followed by hacking.
> You move over to their left and raise an eyebrow.
> Even though Maud held no expression the tears were practically flowing down her face.
> You sit next to Pinkie and wait.
>>
File: download (31).jpg (7 KB, 300x168) Image search: [Google]
download (31).jpg
7 KB, 300x168
> It went on like this for awhile.
> The faux old Pinkie telling her story to Maud as you waited silently.
> You just wanted the next jump.
> But it seemed to be taking awhile.
> Too long in fact.
> You watched as Maud hugged her withered body and stepped back.
> The machines beeps suddenly slowed down.
> Until one long beep filled the air.
> At the same time a white light slowly took your vision.
> What now?

> Thud!
> "Finally!" Zoa shouted.
> Huh?
> You shoot up and look around.
> The alleyway.
> "You got stuck in a loop, took me forever to find you and these two and pull you back!"
> Maud was picking herself up now.
> She glanced at Pinkie's still unconscious form and smiled gingery.
> Then she turned to you.
> Before you could react she reached up and grabbed hold of your suit.
> With ungodly strength she bought you down to her level.
> Her bored gaze filled your sight.
> "Anonymous. I may not see you again but do this for me. Pinkie is an amazing mare, as I said earlier she was bullied back in our hometown."
> This is the most she's said all day.
> "Do not crush her expectations. You're not a normal one, you're more in her eyes."
> Okay well...
> You really had to.
> Maud pulled you even closer.
> "I may be irrelevant but she is not. She considers you a friend."
"Why are you telling me all of this?"
> "Because you doubt her intentions."
> She let you go and trotted over to Pinkie.
> She dug her muzzle under Pinkie's body and flipped her onto her back like some sort of pancake.
> "Goodbye Anonymous." She said as she trotted from the alleyway.
> Weird...
> "Weird..." Zoa muttered.
> "What even happened?"
"A lot of crazy shit..."
> You sigh and pinch the bridge of your nose.
"How long was I gone for?"
> "Uhhh..."
> You stop and glance up at her.
"Zoa."
> "Two hours-"
> You give a relieved sigh.
> "And fifty minutes. Where did you get that suit by the way?"
"What!?"
> Ten minutes to get back to Derpy.
> You needed to-
> The air around you bulged outwards briefly.
>>
> You freeze and back away.
"I thought you closed the portal!"
> "I didn't! I thought you took care of it on the other side!"
> Uh..
> Hmm...
> Wasn't that what you were supposed to do earlier?
> BANG!
> The air tossed and turned.
> What happened?
> You couldn't feel the ground beneath your feet anymore.
> When did this happen?
> What was going on?
> You let out a grunt as you slam into the ground; shortly followed by Zoa.
> You pull away from the snow and glance back at the alleyway.
> A clawed hand the size of a car stuck into the ground in front of the alley; sending up a plume of snow.
> You pick yourself up and turn to Zoa.
> You turn back to the creature crawling from the void.
> Uhg...
> Defeat and inter-dimensional creature within ten minutes?
> Fun...

> Derpy looked around.
> Couples all around her enjoyed their day happily.
> She sighed and reached into her satchel.
> "Sometime soon...."
> CRASH!
> "Damn you mortal! A deep voice boomed.
> Derpy turned just in time to catch you being flung over the side of a building.
> An ogre-like creature stuttered forward and fell to his knees along with you.
> He let out a roar before collapsing to the ground.
> You pick yourself up out of the snow and brush it off.
> Huh...
> Look at that.
> Just where you needed to be.
> You turn and meet eyes with Derpy.
"Hey!"
> You pull the shredded suit up to cover certain bits.
> You were just glad to finally see her again.
> She gave you a shocked look.
> "W-What is that thing!?"
> You turn back to the collapsed creature.
"I have no idea honestly."
> You ignore it and plop down across from her.
> "A-Anon, you're bleeding."
> You glance back at the deep gash in your shoulder.
"Ignore it. I made it anyway."
> "But Anon-"
> You stretch your hand outwards and hold it over her mouth.
"Look. While I was gone-"
> "Gone?"
"While I was gone I saw a couple things I didn't think possible. One of them was someone really close going really quickly."
> The creature groaned in pain.
>>
> A white beam nailed the back of his head.
"Thanks Zoa!"
> "No problem!"
> You turn back to Derpy and reach across the table.
> You take hold of the milkshake and take a long sip of it.
> Vanilla.
> Your favorite.
"To be honest when I saw what it does to the others I decided right there to just enjoy every moment together."
> You smile and place the milkshake down.
> Little did she know you gulped the whole thing down while she was busy.
> A rosy blush fell over her cheeks.
> "I-I don't know what to say..."
> You pat her head and nod softly.
"Don't worry about it. Let's just go ahead and enjoy eachothers company."
> Derpy smiled back at you.
> "That suit really fits you stud muffin."
> You glance down.
"I think it's rather tacky..."
> "I don't think so one bit..."
> Her blush intensified as she scanned over your body.
> O-oh...
> Your face gained a blush of its own despite the cold.
"I-I'm gonna change real quick..."
>>
Mkay, that's it until the hiatus. I know the short was a little underwhelming but I just wanted to leave a little something more before I started the hiatus. I don't know when I'll be back but unless something drastic comes up then it should be sometime after this week. I hope the next time around will be just as fun as this one boys.

Also P.I >>25545427
I'm glad to hear you're up and running again, thought you died when I didn't hear from ya for a bit. I can't wait to see what you come up with man.

And a final thanks (I know I'm dragging this on) to the guys who bumped the thread and those who left suggestions. Thanks guys.
>>
>>25546040
>studmuffin
Nice fanservice writefriend.
>>25546078
Nah, no problem. It's always worth the wait.
>>
be the hero
>>
>>25546078
th-thanks
>>
These are so good
>>
File: 1402268597745.png (237 KB, 768x539) Image search: [Google]
1402268597745.png
237 KB, 768x539
>>25546078
Bye for now. Thanks for everything.
>>
>>25546078
See ya later ya glorious faggot.
>>
>>25549862
I want that engraved on my tombstone..
>>
File: Tght2rn.jpg (171 KB, 1020x1074) Image search: [Google]
Tght2rn.jpg
171 KB, 1020x1074
>>
File: image.jpg (62 KB, 618x618) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
62 KB, 618x618
>>25552553
I wont do it faggot
>>
>>25528342
im here late

is Ch5. http://pastebin.com/rBDSNYL2

right before >>25528723 ?

i dont want to miss out on anything

im hooked on this green!
>>
>>25553049
Chaper 5 if the first part of >>25528723 before the thread got close to cap.


>>25549238
>>25549862
Yup boys. Glad you're enjoying the story so far.

>>25549034
T-Thank you Anon.

Happy thanksgiving boys. See you in a week or two.
>>
>>25553246
Happy Thanksgiving
>>
>>25554342
Well fuck me with a three pronged dildo, i forgot it was thanksgiving today.

Also bump
>>
Happy Thanksgiving.
>>
>>25554601
This.

Happy Thanksgiving guys.
>>
>>25553246
>>25554342
>>25554601
>>25554765
>>25555816
to you all
>>
>>25553246
thanks man

and dont u dare stop
Thread replies: 163
Thread images: 38

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.