>You are at school
>Suddenly Rarity walks right in front of you and makes this pose
What do?
>>25524780
"Excuse me, I'm trying to get to school."
>>25524780
I would ask her if she wanted tohold my handwith me
>>25524780
Pose back
>>25524780
She's probably not looking at me. Continue walking like the ugly beta faggot I am.I'm 20 and a virgin, she's out of my league.
>>25524780
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>25524800
>360
So basically walk right at her....
>>25524780
Tell her to get Sunset to do that pose in font of me, while nude. Then
>rape
Sunset
>>25524780
Are you recording a music video or something?
>>25524804
"Hey! Do you know why it's called an Xbox 360?
Because when it gets rrod you turn 360 degrees away from it and pick up a ps3!"
That all I could think of when I saw this post.
>>25524780
JOJO POSE OFF!
>Inb4 Rerorerorerorerore
>>25524780
Assume that she's trying to pull some prank or dare that her friends cooked up; walk right around her without uttering a sound or looking back for even a second.Then go into the bathroom and fap furiously to the thought of it being a legitimate attempt to seduce me.
>>25524815
>You are scared of girls
>You are one of those sensitive long hair faggy scene kids that girls love so much for some reason
>Girls legitimately want to fuck your brains out.
>Self esteem is too low and you think it's just a prank.
>>25524804
You must be new...
>>25524811
This faggot gets it
>>25524822
Is this writefag bait, or are you actually saying this about me? I can't tell.
>>25524832
......both?
......maybe?
>>25524780
Whatever it is no I am not doing something for you just because you're pretty.
>>25524841
If it's the former, it's a fairly decent premise for some Anon in Canterlot High green. If it's the latter, then you'd be hard pressed to be further from the truth than that.
>>25524780
Be a true gentleman and give the lady exactly what she wants from me...no exceptions
>>25524780
Wonder why is this EQG shit is not in >>>/trash/
>>25524852
Fuck you right in the ass, mouth, and cunt.
>>25524780
Backflip, turn 360 degrees, and walk away.
I don't need herpes in my life.
>>25524849
Interestingly enough. The way you perceive yourself changes the perspective on how other people see you.
People with a higher self esteem appear more attractive in most cases than people who have decent facial features but have a low outlook on themselves. As long as your not a monster, it's not the looks that most women see, it's self confidence and personalities that women want.
When I was in school nobody paid attention to me. I started doing parkour and my self esteem rose. People began to notice me, and I even managed to get myself a fuck buddy.
Think higher of yourself friend, you'll notice a change in your life.
>>25524780
pose back in hopes of impressing her
>>25524780
Pose dramatically as well.
>>25524865
I stopped caring about getting girls a long, long, LONG time ago. I have absolutely zilch dating/sex experience and I've been out of high school for a good while now. Too far gone. There are other aspects of life that I'm far better equipped to focus on.
>>25524780
> "You fucking slut, dress yourself appropriately!"
>>25524889
It's never too late man.
Just find a female and be friends with her, and I mean ACTUALLY be friends with her. Treat her like one of the guysto an extentand see where that goes. If you're just out looking for a girlfriend that's all you'll get, but it's finding someone that really makes you happy that brings you true joy, and if this girl actually loves you, she won't care how inexperienced you are in bed. It only takes having sex 3 or so times before you get the hang of it. Never lose faith man.Everyone is capable at something amazingGlorious faggot
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!
>>25524900
I don't know why you're giving me this /adv/ice, but it's a little too preachy and vague to be of much use to me. /r9k/ is a pretty good example of what happens when people in your position make these well-intentioned but misguided attempts to help people in my position for extended periods of time. I'd hate to become a bitter misogynist manosphere type because of people like you who actually mean well; that would actually make me even less likely to get laid.
>>25524780
do gif related
>>25524780
Tell her to write a better prompt.
>>25524822
this desu senpai.
Only time I've EVER been "Pranked" was the occasional girl running up to me and telling me her friend thought I was cute.
and as the quotation marks implied it was really a joke to embarrass her friend more than me.
SONO CHI NO SADAME
>>25525117
is that donald trump?
>>25524780
Assume Im standing infront of a camera and move away
>>25524780
Turn 360 and walk out.
>>25524822
Or his cynicism is too high
>>25525305
Chris Farley, m8
>>25525409
Couldn't tell, since the gif was for ants.
>>25524780
"Y-y-you are an angel?"
>>25525466
dubs confirms Rarity is an angel.
"Whats wrong with your face. R u gay or somethin. "
>>25525470
someone needs to draw rarity as an angel
>>25525559
She will come and save all the betafags by getting their dicks wet.
>>25524780
her face makes her kinda look like Shego from Kim Possible
>>25524780
Sex also look up more ponut Joe
>>25524780
Tear that skirt off and fuck her through her panties. right there in the courtyard.
>>25524780
Ignore her, she's obviously trying to tease me with something I'll never be able to get.
>>25524780
>pic related
>>25524780
I know how this works. It means she wants me to move something heavy.
>>25526046
>Move something heavy
she wants you to move her heavy breasts.
>>25524780
Why aren't you wearing your uniform, young lady? What's more, that dress is inappropriately short. Go home and get changed immediately.
>>25526152
Plot twist: Anon is the new young hot principal that everyone mistakes for a student. Celestia quit due to the stress of running a school with magicial energies that pop up,
Initiate self-defense mode
>>25526186
lol I saw that gif in jontron
>>25526174
Seconding this.
>"Boy, Mr. Anon, isn't there something I can do to raise my grade? I'd do ANYTHING to get an A+ this semester."
"Hmm... well I suppose if you signed up for some extracurricular study then I could be persuaded to bump your marks up a little."
>"Oh, that sounds like a lot of work. Isn't there something else I could do? Maybe for you personally?"
"Well my office could do with tidying and I haven't had the time to do it myself lately."
>"I... I don't think you quite understand what I'm getting at, sir. I'm willing to do anything you want for-"
"I know what you're driving at, Sunset. The fact that I'd decided to play dumb up until now should tell you that I'm not open to the idea."
>"But-"
"No buts, now get out."
>Anon waited for several seconds after the bacon haired girl had gone, before leaning back in his chair and glancing down at the other young student under his desk.
>"Am I done yet, Mr. Anon? Can I have good grades now?"
"Almost, Sonata. You'll know when you're done, trust me."
>"For realzies?"
>>25526262
oh god. this sounds like a barrel of fun. The potential is great.
>>25526262
I for one fully support principal Anon's new mandatory school uniform policy.
>>25526334
Dat pic.
>"You've been a very bad boy, Anon."
"Excuse me, what was that?"
>"Ugh... You've been a very bad boy, Mr Anon, sir."
>>25524783
>Already at school
>"I'm trying to get to school."
>>25524780
>Your heart skipped a beat as your throat went dry.
>All this time and you'd never known. How could you miss the signs?
>A your smile radiated a supreme joy as you approached Rarity.
>The girl before you returned your smile and resumed a much more innocuous stance as you pulled her into an embrace.
>A small tear slowly flowed down your cheek as you struggled to regain your composure.
>"Wow Anonymous, had I known that was all I had to do to get your attention I would have done so long ago." The girl cooed as her arms wrapped around you.
>You nodded and let out a little sigh while resting your chin on her shoulder.
"Yes my dear, you don't realize how long it's been just me."
>She sighed in response.
"But where there was but one, now are two."
>"That's somewhat roman-" Rarity was suddenly cut off.
"Hail Hydra."
You smiled as you made your way to class. Another Hydra member and after so long? Today is turning out to be a great day!
>>25526453
Anon is the new special needs student
Hit her with the top quality material
You must be the enemy Stand's user!
>>25524780
Pose back, of course
>>25526590
I imagine Anon walking through the hallways
talking to himself about how he needs to get to school and Rarity is just using him to get his phat khock
>>25524792
Pretty much this. I'd assume she was looking at someone behind me and continue walking.
>>25524780
>>25524780
Hug her and smell her warm, sweaty armpit.
>>25524931
Different Anon here, why don't you grow a pair, stop feeling sorry for yourself, and go outside for a change?
>>25526927
This.
>>25524889
Feels good once you stop giving a fuck, huh.
>>25524780
Whip out phone, snapping random shots while going YEAH! More of ZE MAGICS!Because someone is being totally silly posing like that, and it's not just me.
>>25524896
Stay Mirin of Raritys charm,I lose myself in her eyes
>>25524780
POSE BATTLE!!!!!!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GuJQSAiODqI
>>25524780
I don't care if i get expelled.
>rape
>>25524780
Pose back.
>>25524780
"Your next line is gonna be 'like what you see anon?'"
>>25528074
"Like what you see anon?"
>>25528090
keking.
>>25526580
....fucking hell. underrated.
>>25526580
i dont get it.
>>25526823
Your fetish belongs in the fucking garbage
>>25524780
"...now, Rara, I know you're angry...but I assure you it wasn't me to glue that '1h = 10 bits' paper on your back. I mean, this time, at least."
>She doens't look happy
"...uh, hey I-I got 10 bits..."
>>25524780
>Thats not a pose
Thats a slutty way of getting some Beta Fag to fall in love with you so you can inevitably use him to get more attractive guys
>>25528871
But she smells so nice, Anon
>>25528870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGcTX1uDWAw
>>25528870
>>25528921
>>25528926
no i got that, but what i dont understand was the pose. how does that relate to hydra?
>>25524780
>>You are at school
I'd wonder why I either traveled back in time or I'm on school grounds.
>>25524780
ask her why she is so cross eyed
>>25524780
>>25524780
Try not to stare at the albino girl.
>>25528968
IDk, suppose the anon who did that thought it would be funny to start writing the writefag bait and then end it with the hail hydra as a joke?
Your guess is as good as mine.
>>25524780
Sniff her feet.
:3
>>25529026
why do they always start farting?
like is that a nervous tick or something?
>>25528871
Sweat doesn't necessarily equal odor
Especially in girls
>>25524780
But I thought Rarity was straight...
>>25529222
She's just playing with you then.
>>25529222
If I was a woman Rarity would make me lesbianfuck it any EqG would probably make me go lesbian
>>25524780
Get out of the fucking way Rarity I'm late for English
>>25529255
This is true.
I would scissor the fuck out of Fluttershy.
yare yare daze
>>25529241
So does this mean I can't play back?
>>25529339
of course you can play back!
>>25529349
Fuck yeah, time for some totally platonic making out in the biology lab, because that's how it happened to me!
>>25529365
Hawt, write about it!
>>25529365
Nah, Rarity has a secret camera she sewed into her shirt and is gonna expose your dykeness all over the Internet.
>>25529368
I'll think about it if the thread survives. Otherwise, it might just go to Fingerbang or something.
>>25529383
Guess I'd better make it a good show, then
>>25525415
>file name
Pg 10 bump
>>25524780
Walk past her becuase of he nigger lips
>>25524780
Wonder where the sudden wind came from to help pull this off.
>>25526174
>mfw I was going to make a thread tomorrow about this, like:
>Anon is the new hot and /fit/ teacher
>The Principals 'mirin him
>bla bla bla
>Ex-mister universe
>bla bla bla
>The cause of wet spots in the clasroom's chairs
Someone will give it a shot or I just wait till tomorrow?
>>25530797
As a writefag myself, I can give you some advice....DO IT FUCKING NOW BEFORE THE AUDIENCE LEAVES
>>25530797
I think this was done before, but go on ahead.
P... Put your dick in it
>>25524780
Hide my growing erection.
>>25529383
>It's a good thing that dykenon is going to tear that shirt off when she ravages her in a supply closet.
>Grape
>>25531472
>Tear that white shit open to reveal her bodacious bosom barely covered by her bra that spills forth her smooth soft flesh with every movement.
>>25531472
>>25531597
Dykenon here. Keep going.
>>25524780
Oh shi- SHE'S GOT A [STAND], EVERYBODY GET DOWN!
>You posed dramatically. The other students nod.
>>25530830
Sorry m8 I'm not a writefag I just write shitty prompts
>>25530833
Pastebin please?
>>25526590
>>25526684
>Rarity heard a rumor the retards fuck with the strength of a dozen coked-up chimps and that Anon's hung like a Clydesdale.
>>25533583
Her right boob is longer than her left
>>25531674
>>25532396
What he said about the pastebin
>>25524780
Punch the bitch. Can't stand her. I praise the Night.
>>25535640
>I praise the Night.
Fuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu, faaaaaggooooot! Praaaaaaise the suuuuuuuuuuun!
>>25524789
BEAT THIS POSE BRAH
>>25535640
>>25535750
>not praising best sun
>>25534177
Fuck you
>>25534177
Being this much of a virgin
>>25535750
Muh nigga
>>25535788I wonder what he's doing in Equestria brah...
/fit/ isn't the same without him
>>25524780
Easy...
We have a Vogue-off
https://youtu.be/GuJQSAiODqI
>>25536566
>Rarity wiggles her hips at a crowd of boys expecting them to be entranced by her wiles and under her control
>Instead they all start fagging out and dance to Madonna
>hfw
>>25536622
Such is life in a little girl cartoon world
>>25536622
Dubs Confirmed.
Rarity turns guys into homos.
>>25536622
>hfw she finally realizes why she could never get a boyfriend at CHS
>All the boys are peter puffer extraordinaires.
>>25535640
>>25535750
>>25535806
>>25535949
heretics all of you. i praise the lord deus vult
>>25530797Hey Firanon! I remember you!
What happened to your last prompt?
Glorious teacher /fit/anon when?
I need muh green!
>>25536658
Not worshiping Talos! Must be one of those Thalmor!
>>25524780
>>25524789
>>25525117
>>25526033
>>25526661
>>25528048
>>25535788
this is now strike a pose thread
>>25536726
oh god, who let you in here?
>>25536726
>letting non humans live on the same planet as you.
must be a xeno worshiper! or worse.. chaos worshiper
>>25536726
Behold! He's coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice!
>>25536765
praise atom! bask in his mighty glow!
>>25536760
Trust in Heimskr! The chosen of Talos!
>>25536772
Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow and be Divided.
>>25536765
>>25536772
>>25536791
After playing Fallout 4 I have decided that Tenpenny was right, I should have wiped you fuckers off the face of the Earth before you spread like AIDS in a small African village.
>>25536779
>>25536791
>>25536772
>>25536765
>>25536726
Cease this! It is I, your creator and one true god!
>>25536803
>Confuses the Children of Atom with ghouls
>DYEPTG?
>>25536791
>>25536803
Each of us shall give birth to a billion stars formed from the mass of our wretched and filthy bodies. this is our gift to atom
>>25536819
You're not a tree
>>25536833
>>25536658
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>>25536764
>>25536765
>>25536833
Meanwhile Rarity stands there, trying to interject, as various anons argue which god she should be worshiping
Green of this when?
>>25536823
>Tenpenny wants you to blow up Megaton, well Mr. Burke does, but he was hired by Tenpenny to do it.
>Children of Atom are first seen and seem to be HQ'd in Megaton.
I know the quest where you have to kill the ghouls, but I'm talking about the quest where you detonate the bomb in Megaton.
>>25536853
this please!
>>25536856
That isn't because of the occupants - Megaton just spoiled his view, Tenpenny told Burke to get them to leave first, he just went with a "fuck it, too late now" when told that Burke hadn't
>>25535750
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>>25536772
>>25536779
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>>25536833
>not worshiping a V8 engine...
>>25536875
I know, but the end result is the same. The Children of Atom would have been dead, I worded my post incorrectly.
>>25536901
no anon, they would have ascended. their suffering shall have existed no longer; it would be washed away in Atom's Glow, burned in the fire of his brilliance.
>>25536887
>I worded my post incorrectly.
No, you were wrongAtom lives on in all of us
>>25536887
>>25536833
>>25536819
>>25536791
>>25536779
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>>25536764
>Not fighting to destroy all mutants and abominations of science, while trying to protect mankind from destroying itself with its own hubris.
Do you even Ad victoriam ?
>>25536936
The Unity will bring about the master race. Master! Master! One able to survive, or even thrive, in the wasteland. As long as there are differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other. We need one race. Race! Race! One goal. Goal! Goal! One people . . . to move forward to our destiny. Destiny.
>>25536936
>>25536955
semper fi you sub human trash.
this went from Religious, to Philosophical to downright racist really fast.
>>25524780
Brush my wild beard, adjust my shitty, almost broken glasses, stick my hands in the pockets of my crime against fashion slavjacket and wonder for a bit why the fuck I'm still at school.
Then curiously ask her what does she wants from me.
>>25536963
these guys get it.
>>25536963
ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!
>>25536968
Beautiful isn't it
>>25537005
Its hilarious.
>>25537008
Someone cap this shit
>>25535750
>>25536658
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>>25536997
These problems could all be solved by getting yourselves a high-quality, hickory swatta.
>>25537031
>>25537031
OLD WORLD OLD WORLD OLD WORLD OLD WORLD ROAD ROAD ROAD ROAD COURIER COURIER BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL BEAR BULL HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY HISTORY AMERICA FUCKING SLEEPS, NIGHTY NIGHT AMERICA!
>rarity stands in the hall shocked
>before here people and one really gross monster seem to meld into existence in front of her
>but anon looks on. directly into her soul
anon.. whats going on? who are all those people!
>anon remains silent
>the various factions behind him continuing to grow and become more violent and aggressive
>"AD VICTORIAM!" "by my deeds i honor him... v8"
anonymous! please whats going on!?!
>rarity takes a step back, not realizing the lockers are behind her she slams into them
>yet more beings appear from behind anon
>"PRAISE TALOS AND FIND ENLIGHTENMENT!"
>"no dont listen to this madman, give your bodies to atom, my friends. release yourself to his power."
>rarity is on the verge of tears and screaming
ANON MAKE IT ALL STOP PLEASE!
>the voices grow louder as anon leans in closer to the panicking rarity
>"praise the sun!" "you are not a tree!" "heretics all of you, i praise the lord! Deus vult!"
>upon the mention of heretics large armored yellow and red forms step out of various lockers and doors
>"WHOTHEFUCKSAIDHERETICSAREHEREIMGOINGTOSMASHTHEMLIKEAFUCKING--"
>anon is now inches away from rarity his eyes piercing hers as she sobs
>everything goes silent.
>"there is no anon... only Zuul.."
>>25524780
Ask the Lobotomite to continue with it's interesting display of Formography
>>25537073
i really hope someone can try to do one better than me.
>>25537073
oh god.
>>25537073
WHY IS THE LOBOTOMITE EXTENDING IT'S HAND PENISES?
ITT /mlp/ discusses religions
>>25537151
and Philosophies
>>25537159
AND HAND PENISES!
>>25537151
>>25537159
>>25537173
can someone please cap this?
>not praying to the /k/tube to help remove kebabs
>>25537073
what´s going on in this thr...
oh fuck
>>25536690
Please writefags this!
>all these people
>not accepting the Monolith as your lord and savior
>>25537288
So what shall it be? Do you join the Unity, or do you die here? Join! Die! Join! Die!
>>25537314
get the fuck out, there are too many religious nuts in here already, there's no room for you fucktards.
>>25537314
>not accepting the Monolith
My God! It's full of stars!
>>25537321
Иди кo мнe. Tы oбpeтёшь тo, чтo зacлyживaeшь.
>>25537321
oh, so you have heard of the almighty nut?
>>25537352
get out with your moon-runes
>not worshipping the great and powerful TRIXIE
you are all doing it wrong
>>25537343
>Creepy wailing music starts playing as Rarity looks on and is filtered to different colours
>Eventually she gets turned into a foetus
>No one understands what the hell was going on
This one wishes to speak of the glory of The Enkindlers
>>25524780
i puff out my lower lip and itch a spot thats there.
I don't know what's going on in this thread, but I find several of you to be strangely arousing.
>>25537438
God damnit...
>>25537456
oh my
this entire fucking thread, thanks for making a bad day less painful you guys.
>>25537456
>>25537496
Your pain runs deep, share it with me
Cap when?
I should go.
i am of the bumpings.
>>25537073
>Rarity tries to escape via the fire exit.
>Running past the army of various entities and in addition two buff individuals making bizarre poses she finally reaches her destination.
>As she pushes the handle with all her might one last individual stands in front of her doing chin ups via the door frame.
>Noticing the marshmallow lady in his presence the large built gentlemen stopped on his 10 millionth chin up and flexed his god like arms.
>"Get shredded and Smash bitches brah, don't be a sad cunt"
>after removing his sunglasses and doing a pose once more Rarity could no longer contain herself and fainted in ecstasy at the large gentlemens aesthetics.
>smiling Zyzz smiled picking up Rarity>"You'll never be Zyzz brah."
>ascending to mount Olympus which could not be scathed by the other Worldly beings who did not have the gains required to gain entry Anon could merely be mirin as he saw the God of aesthetics ascend through the battlefield of autism and spaghetti.
Your thoughts my ideas
>>25539273
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>>25535750
The time is Nigh, the true Messiah has come.
>>25539797
indeed i have
>>25524780
*you pose dramatically
>>25541022
check'd
also...when is that screen cap of this thread's madness gonna happen?
>>25536690
Interesting...green when?
>>25538620
Fucking kek
>>25541022
*the audience nods
>>25537343
>györgi ligeti starts playing
Release my stand in anticipation of her attack
*triggered*^_^
>>25536658
>DEUS VULTers appearing frequently since the syrian "refugee" invasion of yurope began
>gloriously derail threads on boards other than /pol/
I think this is the 10th thread I've seen this happen to now, three of which on this board. I fucking love it.
>>25526580
Fuck me.
Kek.
>this thread
majestic
>>25539797
KANE LIVES IN DEATH
>None of you faggots praise Altman.
Wow, it's like you don't want to be a part of Convergence, or someshit.
>>25526174
>>25526262
>>25530797
>>25536690
I'm gonna writefag for this, but thread seems to be on the derail track, and it's quite late into the night...
>Not a single Anon worships The Trinity in this thread
>>25543814
Wrong trinity you amorphous bitch.
>>25543811
>thread seems to be on the derail track
You mean the awesome track
>Noone here worshipping the one and only Oracle
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/0/02/Orac_prophecies_017.mp3
>>25544357
Should've linked this one instead
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/25/Orac_prophecies_043.mp3
>>25529255
>>25529280
We get it, you're edgy feminists. Tits or get the fuck out, you're no exception.
>>25531605
Tranny here, even we find you disgusting.
>>25544380
I'm not an edgy feminist!
I would just scissor Fluttershy if I had a vagina, is that so wrong?
>>25544380
My penis says otherwise.
>>25544389
I want /lgbt/ to leave.
>>25538620
One day we will all go to mount olympus Anon, we're all gonna make it brah...
>You see Rarity pose in front of you.
>You look at your own body.
>People tell you your body is just fine.
>Eh, better to have your ribs visible with no muscle, then fat rolls with no muscle. You're a scrawny stick.
>It's what comes with being a depressed loser, who can't focus, therefore the doctor prescribes you meds that make you forget to eat.
>Better scrawny than obese.
>People tell you you look fine.
>That was after you started wearing concealer and powder to cover the cystic acne on your face.
>You are Anon.
>You have no friends.
>Except when exam season comes around. Then you have lots of "friends".
>There's only one reason that Rarity just posed to you alone, cornered in the hallway, in front of the whole popular crowd, who is gasping.
"Y'know, Rarity, it's kinda rude to make a bet or take a dare where you have to be near me. Thanks for rubbing it in..."
>You walk off.
>You are Rarity.
>The most exotic, mysterious, downright handsome guy just turned you down because...
>He thinks you... "wait what?"
>Your friends are just as confused.
>>25545062
LESS FAGGOTRY LOBOTOMITE! MORE HAND PENISES!
>>25545156The Chinese did everything you did first, copycat.
>>25545062
>You are Music Geek Anon.
>It's your senior year in Highschool.
>You are schizophrenic and miserable.
>But you know which ones are the voices and which ones aren't.
>The voices that compliment you are the lies.
>You simply assume that whoever makes those voices isn't actually talking. You have an urge to respond, so you usually nod.
>Sometimes your teachers will compliment you to your face. You assume that in reality they're just looking at the acne on your face.
>You must look odd, nodding to them.
>You take misery in actually knowing that no one likes you, and...
>You spread misery wherever you go.
>You are a fucking killjoy.
>You shush people in band in your trumpet section, which you lead.
>They tell you you're such a conversation killer.
>The voices tell you you're doing the right thing and are on task.
>Yeah. "Your body is just fine, Anon."
>"Your face is just fine, Anon. I have acne worse than that."
>"I like your trench coat, Anon. You're quite attached to that thing, aren't you. Why don't you get a fedora so you'll look like a '30s mobster? that would be awesome!"
>"Holy shit, Anon. Your music is awesome! did you write that yourself?"
>You know they're either lying, sarcastic, or they're the voices.
So Anon is out of touch with reality, has terrible self-esteem, thinks any incoming compliments are lies or schizophrenia, and merely nods at them, is serious about what he does, and comes off as the desirable mysterious guy because he's so focused on the school's music program.
Anyone can adopt this story, BTW.
>>25545156
>>25545163
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>>25545184
>Anyone can adopt this story, BTW.
But why would they want to?
>>25545184
>So Anon is out of touch with reality, has terrible self-esteem, thinks any incoming compliments are lies or schizophrenia, and merely nods at them, is serious about what he does, and comes off as the desirable mysterious guy because he's so focused on the school's music program.
>and comes off as the desirable mysterious guy because he's so focused on the school's music program.
>comes off as the desirable mysterious guy
>>25524780
> Roll eyes
> "What do you want this time?"
>>25526262
>>25526334
>>25526370
>>25526174Attention students! This is the prerecorded voice of your prerecorded principal, Doctor-Principal Borous!
>>25545184
>You are Rarity.
>Anon thinks you posed to him because you lost a bet, and because the writer is a total fag.
>It makes you want him all them more.
>You talk to your friends about a way to get him to open up.
>You are Anon the not-weaboo, but might as well be.
>You're playing random notes on the piano.
>You stole everything you know from Strauss and Khachaturian.
>With a spicing of Mozart.
>The piano is the nice grand in the choir room.
>The instructor passes by on the way to his office.
>"Nice improv, Anon. Keep at it."
>That's what you heard in your head. The voices again.
>He's probably actually asking you to go play somewhere else.
>You nod, and finish your cadenza.
>You walk out of the choir room, and see the six demon-fighters of the school.
>They're probably here for revenge.
>>25545227
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO!
>>25545254
God, OWB is literally the one DLC that makes me want to play New Vegas....but I can never get to the point to do it, because New Vegas just....kinda turns me off after I get to the Strip.
>>25545263
omg this is priceless.
>>25545256
>You are figment of writefag's imaginary self-insert.
>You don't know why you're here. You're like a self-esteem inception.
>Anyways. You're fucking surrounded.
>The five girls who defeated two smoking hot succubi in this very school are here with one of their victims tagging along.
>They stole your waifus from tittyfucking you to death, and now they're mad because you called out their snobbish friend on making you into a betting punishment.
>Life's not fair, is it?
>You find yourself nodding as the voices come out of their mouths.
>They tell you how cool and mysterious you are.
>They like your trench coat.
>They probably know you look like Jerry Messing with sunken cheeks.
>Hell, you like the thing because this school is a fucking refrigeration facility to preserve all the undead teachers. You NEED a trench coat in this place.
>Fucking Celestia's probably hooked up with the A/C guy.
>>25545353
>At this moment Dean Dewey arrived, probably to tell you how awesome you are
>"Special needs students must be chaperoned at all times. Allow me to escort you back to class, child."
>Aww yeah look important I am bitches, the fucking Dean thinks I'm special!
>>25545353
You are Sexy, mysterious Anon who thinks he's a loser and is actually right, but the mane 6 are too retarded to realize it.
Your writefag is now out of ideas.
>You feel yourself fade into nothingness.
>Life's not fair, is it?
>>25545062
>>25545184
>>25545256
>>25545353
>>25545387
>>25545430
I've been trying to make sense of this story for at least ten minutes.
god, it even reads like it was written by a schizo.
>>25545494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
